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[–]bcrugger 10 points11 points ago

What my O-face looks like

[–]Tdaug1996 -5 points-4 points ago

female?

[–]FakeChowNumNum1 7 points8 points ago

Dude downvoted himself. That is fucking commitment to quality.

[–]Tdaug1996 6 points7 points ago

you're damn right! i'm taking a stand against karma whores by giving as much of mine away as i can! it makes sense if you don't think about it...

[–]Jaimizzle14 2 points3 points ago

What my face looks like if even a small bug flies remotely near face.

[–]MrZ103 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who hits everything in my way and breaks everything just because of a fly?

[–]MOS95B 1 point2 points ago

Or a medium sized bug. Or a small spider.

Or anything, if it's dark.....

[–]Zearah 1 point2 points ago

This is why my boyfriend who has nothing against bugs actually kills them now... Bugs seem to like me a lot, especially big fuckers with wings. Everytime he decides not to kill one he sees, it flies into my face minutes later. So now he just kills them immediatly. Fuck you bugs, fuck you.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 1 point2 points ago

Moths. Moths. Fucking moths.

[–]flaynkey 1 point2 points ago

this is how I fight. 2-3 seconds of fierce arm flailing followed by intense running away.

[–]xWolfiezx 1 point2 points ago

I sat here for five minutes giggling at this. I can hear his "yaaaaaahhhhhhh" now.

[–]notmyjob777 1 point2 points ago

This works for spider webs too...

[–]omgitzcol 1 point2 points ago

I'm a cross country runner and we have practice in a dense forest and bugs just swarm you... The mosquitoes......... procceeds to kill self

[–]pantsonfire123 1 point2 points ago

...then he makes a mad dash for your mouth and lays eggs in your throat. Always keep your mouth closed when dealing with bugs, especially the little fuckers that like warm, damp places...like roaches.

[–]sn0ritz 1 point2 points ago

Funniest post on Reddit so far ! :)

[–]Coffeebiscuit 0 points1 point ago

Although a frog would be happy with I giant bug.

[–]forever_pilly 1 point2 points ago

He is happy. That's his Yaaaaay!

[–]rocknroll577 0 points1 point ago

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

This one time I woke up to a cockroach on my face. I did the kermit for like 5 minutes

[–]itsiceyo 0 points1 point ago

what i do when i walk through a spiderweb

[–]lueis 0 points1 point ago

Code Kermit!

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -2 points-1 points ago

Leave a message and i will call you back.

[–]Bryz_ -1 points0 points ago

All CtrlC_plus_CtrlV does is copy comments from older posts of the same link. Please realize this before you upvote him.

[–]TaddTheBear 0 points1 point ago

As an american, It is my job to advocate free speech and expect a small amount of feces and cancer in my food. Let the man be!