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[–]mgawheat 23 points24 points ago

And then you watched the US vs Australia beach volleyball game and remembered the change in rules where they area allowed to wear more clothing.. Pants? Really?

[–]sniff3000 9 points10 points ago

i was so disappointed when i saw this.

[–]spritle6054 2 points3 points ago

I have a serious question you may or may not be able to answer. Why do the different volleyball games have different "uniforms"? Is it seriously mandated in the rules that they have to wear basically a bikini?

[–]mgawheat 2 points3 points ago

Previously it was mandatory to wear the bikini like outfit during competition. This year the rule had been changed to allow for additional clothing to be worn during competition. Can read more here. It's mostly for religious reasons to allow for women who need to cover up to still be able to compete. But it will be used for the cooler temperatures as well.

[–]sdavid1726 4 points5 points ago

It was 55 degrees, I don't really blame them.

[–]remhawk99 7 points8 points ago

No matter what the temperature, We Americans never miss an opertunity to take off most of our clothes.

[–]bookwyrmpoet 1 point2 points ago

This is true, after all, I live in the Northeast US and I wear shorts all winter.

[–]Calsun 1 point2 points ago

is 55 cold? That's like a warm spring day here.... not a single girl on my campus would miss that opportunity to wear only the shortest of shorts.

[–]sdavid1726 0 points1 point ago

I guess being from the Arizona probably distorts my perception of temperature a little bit...

[–]victorious_secret69 -1 points0 points ago

boner killer

[–]agentx4575 -1 points0 points ago

When I found this out, I cried a little.

[–]veckzed 2 points3 points ago

Dont know if im missing something, reading this thread on my phone, but not one example? I am disappoint.

[–]strobexp 5 points6 points ago

[–]joshgroover 2 points3 points ago

When I was watching it, looking at misty may-treanor all i could think of was " Dat ass"

[–]Stumpgrinder2009 1 point2 points ago

That's gonna be my face too next sunday, I got a ticket for the semi-finals. WhoopWhoop!

[–]ASOT4ever 0 points1 point ago

haven't laughed this hard in a while. Awesome!! The entire USA women's indoor volleyball team is bangin.

[–]Ride_My_Walmart_Pony 1 point2 points ago

Now this is an Olympic post I can get behind.

[–]aqbodf 1 point2 points ago

Heh. Behind.

[–]singletWarrior 0 points1 point ago

dat.... abs

[–]Sarras 0 points1 point ago

[–]CalPolySLO 0 points1 point ago

thats creepy.

[–]pawlesome 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it!

[–]dillpiccolol 0 points1 point ago

Women's Handball is the hidden gem of this Olympics

[–]the_awkward_turtle 0 points1 point ago

Polish indoor team is where it's at.

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 0 points1 point ago

sure has been a lot of Jack Nicholson on this subreddit recently

[–]JakeC1597 3 points4 points ago

There can never be enough Jack Nicholson

[–]zanmanoodle -5 points-4 points ago

I appreciate a pretty lady as much as any straight guy, but there is something about those volleyball players... their butts are too tiny. I demand some meat on dem bones.

[–]That_Tall_Guy 8 points9 points ago

Misty May-Treanor has some.

[–]cricket_head 1 point2 points ago

I watched Dominica republic play italy in the Indoor volleyball last night..Dat Ass

[–]CptOblivion 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly my issue. Most of them look like they have man butts.

[–]runnerfag1 -1 points0 points ago

Jack Nicholson is far too creepy.

[–]WeedShaman -1 points0 points ago

I had the same face/feeling watching women's volleyball. Usa vs south korea.

[–]bsd300d -2 points-1 points ago

And that's his pedoass face when he sees a 12 yr old girl.

[–]Tdaug1996 -1 points0 points ago

Anger Management. Dat movie... is AWESOME!!!

[–]poisomike87 -1 points0 points ago

yeah I got all sorts of weird looks on the bus streaming that shit on my phone. finally this old women was like "man you must really like volleyball! but can you please put your penis away it is distracting the driver"

[–]joshuaolake -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks for that

[–]JeremiahRossini -3 points-2 points ago

Great clip from Anger Management!

[–]johnmedgla -3 points-2 points ago

Nodding needs to be faster, and pause slightly at the end of the downstroke.

As a gay male I can offer this criticism objectively after watching how other men behave in the pub.