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[–]Imnotelliott 86 points87 points ago

It's pabu!

[–]hazleapricot 11 points12 points ago

It's only half a Pabu though.

[–]Blackcat008 6 points7 points ago

We're leaking again!

[–]kai200 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/pabu Just gonna leave that here, and hope it takes off...

[–]apoole97 40 points41 points ago

Bidoof hurts itself in confusion!

[–]Mayortomatillo 6 points7 points ago

Bidoof fainted

[–]wrecksause 28 points29 points ago

And this is why red pandas are my favorite animals.

[–]Hobbes4247791 17 points18 points ago

It's 2 AM, and I should really get to sleep, but I feel another red panda youtube binge coming.

Edit: Here, lemme share my insomnia with you.

[–]DiLo476 8 points9 points ago

i like you and your ideas

[–]StrangeArrangement 3 points4 points ago

OMG. No species' adults looks so babish and cute.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Don't be fooled by the "aww" video. Those things are death machines. They literally rape each other in rape orgies and cannibalize those that die during the experience. Stay away from them in the wild.

[–]Hobbes4247791 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by all of this fluffy adorable-ness. Oh, well. I'm sure whatever you said was entirely positive because these are the most perfect animal ever.

[–]Rojo_is_red 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]Pandanleaves 0 points1 point ago

I wish we can keep them as pets but they're protected since their population is dwindling. :(

[–]MemaLove 6 points7 points ago

Pabu! You're REAL?!

[–]WiiMan123 6 points7 points ago

Uuhh quite obviously a fire ferret.

[–]Vocable 3 points4 points ago

Firefox has encountered a problem

[–]Sentinull 0 points1 point ago

With Windows?

[–]iiRockpuppy 4 points5 points ago

Looks more like a Sentret.

Also, Bidoof's a beaver so this confuzzled me greatly.

[–]ninjastandingbehindu 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was a fire ferret.

[–]dogbreath101 7 points8 points ago

pumpkin used harden?

[–]cavalierau -1 points0 points ago

Gen >3 designs are so uninspired, man.

[–]phailsafe 7 points8 points ago

pabu*

[–]SirPoptart 4 points5 points ago

Bidoof: the Down syndrome pokemon.

[–]ObviousFlaw 1 point2 points ago

It uses its lax design and unimaginative background for absolutely nothing, stunning absolutely no-one with its awful typing and move-pool.

[–]WeaverXIII 0 points1 point ago

I caught one and named him Brad.

[–]tazm89 2 points3 points ago

Bidoof is the "plump mouse" Pokemon. I think this is more of a Zigzagoon.

[–]Way_Too_Angry 2 points3 points ago

I came here looking for a headbutt...that is not a fucking headbutt. And 'headbutt' is not a proper noun so there is no fucking reason to capitalize it. What is wrong with you?!?!

[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 19 points20 points ago

Who the fuck is bidoof?

[–]ifrit1100 26 points27 points ago

It's a Pokémon-- also lol at downvotes, not everyone plays Pokémon!

[–]azncell05 3 points4 points ago

When did this pokemon appear... damn i'm so old.

[–]BelphegoreTheSloth 17 points18 points ago

Generation 4, Diamond and Pearl. It's basically Rattata, but when it evolves it's the ultimate HM slave. Also, it's a beaver not a red panda

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 1 point2 points ago

Not to old im 24 and had no idea. I played and collected the originals. Then I had a girl touch my tink tink and my focus shifted.

[–]azncell05 1 point2 points ago

lol same... all my charizard cards were sold for necklaces and dates :(

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog -5 points-4 points ago

Never got charizard but I had blastoise, it was my pride and joy.

[–]azncell05 -1 points0 points ago

my charizard turns your blastoise into steam. HA!

[–]knobbodi -1 points0 points ago

I always thought it was stupid that charizard was so expensive because he was awful. Blastoise was a million times better because his poke-power was insane

[–]penlide -1 points0 points ago

Are you this kid?

[–]huskypup 0 points1 point ago

The ol' penis touch. When a boy becomes a man.

[–]AndrewNeo 0 points1 point ago

I was confused who in /r/gaming wouldn't know about Bidoof, then I realized we were in /r/pics.

[–]singularity2030 -1 points0 points ago

There are a lot of people 30+ in r/gaming. Most of them have no clue about Pokemon. We usually just don't go to the Pokemon threads.

[–]AndrewNeo -1 points0 points ago

I'm not saying there aren't, and I'm sure there are more that only know of some of the first gen Pokemon and none of the newer ones.

[–]talkloud -1 points0 points ago

I'm still confused about who on reddit wouldn't know about google

[–]kmgolfer 1 point2 points ago

more like Zigzagoon

[–]Jokell 1 point2 points ago

[–]bloop24 1 point2 points ago

what animal is that???

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]h4wkeyepierce 1 point2 points ago

wtf is bidoof?

[–]preDerp 1 point2 points ago

Imma let u finish, but zidane had one of the best headbutts of all time.

[–]IMongoose 1 point2 points ago

This is a red panda, and contrary to its name, it is more closely related to the raccoon than the panda. Because of this fact, I am unreasonably upset that they are a playable race in the new WoW xpac. They are not Panderen, they are some sort of dirty raccoon race. I tried to think up a raccoon race name but they all had coon in them and I guess it's a racial slur so I will just stop there. The end.

North Coonrean Coonunists

[–]g0ldenr3bel 0 points1 point ago

I'll go motherfucking hyper beam on that annoying fucker

[–]a_sexual_name 0 points1 point ago

hey bidoof stop hurting glados

[–]crawfish2000 0 points1 point ago

He's using WWE tactics. *head butts pumpkin with hands taking the impact

[–]commondenomigator 0 points1 point ago

No link in the comments to help stupid people like me identify this animal. Reddit, I am disappoint.

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

What are you doing Firefox? It's not Chrome!

[–]mulletworm 0 points1 point ago

kinda looks like GLaDos in potato form.

[–]Pappy1193 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus

[–]NEWSBOT3 0 points1 point ago

/r/redpandas approves of this repost

[–]stressedtoaster 0 points1 point ago

nice repost

[–]bullfightr 0 points1 point ago

It's like a super dexterous cat. Someone start the domestication of these animals now!

Then again even domesticated they would probably get into and destroy everything out of boredom if they had to live inside.

[–]mrlithid 0 points1 point ago

That is more like a WWE style headbutt, wonder if he is getting paid for such a signature move?

[–]Default_Text 0 points1 point ago

[–]td_cbcs 0 points1 point ago

He's punching it, not head butting.

[–]DrunkLohan 0 points1 point ago

I can totally see why Dreamworks would use red pandas as their inspiration for Master Shifu...

[–]brightz33 0 points1 point ago

Can I just say that I fucking love all these red panda pictures on here? A-fuckin-dorable!

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

Idiot, it's obviously a zigzagoon.

[–]Mr_Highspeed 0 points1 point ago

who the fuck is bidoof

[–]JustAnotherHeathen 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god it's an Ewok!

[–]Japanistan 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a Spinda!

[–]RyuSythe -2 points-1 points ago

Spinda*- FTFY

[–]skyman724 -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like a combination of Zigzagoon and Teddiursa, but go ahead and make fun of Bidoof; I just thought I would be pokitically correct.

[–]SacrificialGoat -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like a Zigzagoon

[–]BioSim00 -1 points0 points ago

Dear god, that was so adorable I think it gave me cancer.

Worth it.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Edit: WebMD confirms.

[–]Catstrudle -1 points0 points ago

It's a Sentret! I think your Pokédex is broken.

[–]mendy929 -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like a Sentret.

[–]neworleansmane -1 points0 points ago

Clearly a shiny zigzagoon.

[–]Cleriesse -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like a Furret.

[–]EightThirtyFive -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if this is repost or the one I saw earlier is...

[–]ShinyPichu -2 points-1 points ago

Same

[–]ShinyPichu -4 points-3 points ago

Repost from /r/Pokemon? Shame on you.

Either this one or that one is a repost.

[–]kickpants -1 points0 points ago

Both.

[–]yasisterstwat -5 points-4 points ago

OP used repost, its super gay.