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[–]Whitemexicana 14 points15 points ago

What ever that's bikini season for us Canadians

[–]In_the_outhouse 9 points10 points ago

Even the males where bikinis here in Canada

[–]ABusFullaJewz 1 point2 points ago

Well after that whole indecent exposure thing in West Edmonton Mall, I have to now...

[–]ScooterThatOneGuy 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha XD

[–]mypod66 1 point2 points ago

15 degrees but I don't care I'm gonna fucking go swimming.

[–]didoty 40 points41 points ago

Upvote for shoutout to alberta!

[–]gingertendencies 18 points19 points ago

Oh my god, I live there! I live there! (said as Will Farrell from Elf)

[–]ABusFullaJewz 4 points5 points ago

Fort Saskatchewan representing

[–]Layserboy1 0 points1 point ago

Same here... Uhmm... Hi.

[–]ghost_victim 7 points8 points ago

Calgary rep.

[–]MindlessDreamer 0 points1 point ago

Was going to go there early next year, I was told that an Australian can't handle it...advice?

[–]P-1000 0 points1 point ago

I was told that schools shut down in Australia when it's +18C. In Alberta, it's business as usual even when it's -36C.

[–]MindlessDreamer 0 points1 point ago

You mean -15C? School doesn't shut down because it never gets that low anyway :)

[–]lorxraposa 0 points1 point ago

I had to walk to school last winter at -42C ish in a blizzard because my car was blocked in the driveway by snowdrifts. My teacher was dissapointed that I was late for class >_>

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 0 points1 point ago

Calgarian here.

[–]emann43 0 points1 point ago

Calgary, heyo

[–]trebomb23 0 points1 point ago

Calgary for the win.

[–]DieAnderTier 2 points3 points ago

WHITECOURT FTW!!!

[–]xElmentx 3 points4 points ago

Airdrie!

[–]nickfreeman 0 points1 point ago

I have an uncle from Ardrie. I played Wolverines in l Whitecourt! So exciting.

[–]how_to_hack 2 points3 points ago

red deer represent!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

Muthafuckin' Balzac, nigga.

[–]how_to_hack 3 points4 points ago

you're white

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

The whitest

[–]Cohtoh 1 point2 points ago

Sigh Ponoka...

[–]how_to_hack 0 points1 point ago

Make sure you wear your helmet

[–]Cohtoh 0 points1 point ago

It's an unfortunate town.

[–]SeniorPickleBunz 1 point2 points ago

Southside Edmonton, REPRESENT BITCHES!

[–]RHansen1986 0 points1 point ago

South side checking in. I'll be watching for you.

[–]puteria 0 points1 point ago

South East side, representing

Mothafuckin Capilano bitches

[–]OMGWTFBBQBRO 3 points4 points ago

Calgary brothaa

[–]cr1sis77 0 points1 point ago

Just here to say: I'm glad I don't have to deal with this on the west coast. To the east we have mountains and in the west is Vancouver Island. North and south lead to freaking nowhere. Nothing touches us. Except storms. Lots and lots of falling trees.

[–]emann43 43 points44 points ago

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORRRRRR!!!!!

[–]themikeysteve 27 points28 points ago

IMA FIIRRRIN A MEEDIOCRE EMPLOYEEE

[–]frenchfry9000 9 points10 points ago

aawwww......shit.

[–]Zondraxor 9 points10 points ago

DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!!

[–]strebornator 6 points7 points ago

:U

[–]akwardgunman 2 points3 points ago

Foe CLOUD used HYDRO PUMP! It's super effective!

[–]mrmateo 2 points3 points ago

this was my imediate thought once i saw it

[–]occupy_the_couch 9 points10 points ago

Looks alot like this.... montana super cell

[–]NorthAve 2 points3 points ago

It is

[–]Macilent 8 points9 points ago

Or perhaps a goatse...

[–]taybagg88 3 points4 points ago

No! Don't you dare put that image in my head!

[–]Macilent 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha! What has been seen cannot be unseen!

[–]Klondike307[S] -1 points0 points ago

Boy, this escalated quickly!

[–]cassidyames 6 points7 points ago

Edmonton, represent !

[–]DieAnderTier 1 point2 points ago

Hey city-mate, Il Divo concert tonight, then it's back to Whitecourt.

[–]masterwit 6 points7 points ago

Shouldn't it have a smile? It is Canadian after all...

[–]rprebel 8 points9 points ago

Love it when this happens.

[–]Merkwood 2 points3 points ago

I live in the area worst hit by the hail. They ranged from golf to tennis ball in size. My vehicle was completely destroyed, along with my shingles/eaves... pretty much everything. If you drove through my town, it looked like a set for a war movie.

[–]MothaphukaJones 4 points5 points ago

We didn't get hit that bad here in Edmonton.

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love 1 point2 points ago

Could you post a picture?

[–]Merkwood 6 points7 points ago

I didn't have time to get my vehicle in the garage, because it (the garage) was full of shit. I may have exaggerated a little bit, but it was pretty nasty. Houses with siding are covered in holes, and every roof will need to be re-shingled. I spent the last two days helping clean up. I even heard people were hospitalized. Not to mention the crop damage. An estimate was 100 million dollars in damage for just a small town.

Here you go

Found a couple photos on Facebook as well.

[–]didoty 0 points1 point ago

Damn, where do you live, south Calgary didn't get any hail at all

[–]damien6669 0 points1 point ago

apparently Cardston was hit, 1200 cars - a third of them written off...

[–]Merkwood 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I live in Cardston, pretty far south haha.

[–]ghost_victim 2 points3 points ago

Wow man, I live in Calgary and didn't hear about this. Was in Vegas.. 40+ degrees. Damn you, hail.

[–]ScooterThatOneGuy 0 points1 point ago

Are you serious. Edmonton got shit on >.<

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love 0 points1 point ago

Wow; that's terrible! Thank you for posting and I hope all is well!

[–]LBK2013 -3 points-2 points ago

Tennis Ball? Hahaha. Here in Texas we had a storm that dumped out softball sized hail. Caused $2bn in damage.

[–]Merkwood 3 points4 points ago

[–]LBK2013 1 point2 points ago

[–]scottiemobile 0 points1 point ago

Only steers and queers come from texas.

[–]StarsAreAlwaysThere 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yea Alberta! Edmonton ( not sure if that's where your from) had a wicked hail/rain storm last week. Flooding everywhere!!

[–]canadianviolence 3 points4 points ago

Edmonton capital represent.

[–]EtaTauri 2 points3 points ago

WHAAARRRRGAAARRRBL

[–]walkatnight 2 points3 points ago

To the Front Page with you!

[–]ArchiboldLeach 2 points3 points ago

Is this the infamous worm that tried to eat Bikini Bottom?

[–]cassidyames 2 points3 points ago

Alberta <3

[–]grantc333 1 point2 points ago

Scrubbing bubbles!

[–]MofiaGangster 1 point2 points ago

I just laughed so hard at this picture that I peed. I now have to go buy a new comfy chair. Thanks Reddit.

[–]reisalvador 1 point2 points ago

God's "Fus Ro Dah".

[–]rooftopagenda 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe nobody's goatse'd this yet.

[–]simmons2714 1 point2 points ago

Hey look a roomba.

[–]weshootdouchebags 0 points1 point ago

Long night of drinking?

[–]pandaham 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like me on a Saturday night.

[–]FSMCA 0 points1 point ago

is anything not made better by cartoon googly eyes?

[–]DaKuteCate 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck and im going to visit there..that's a big storm of nope now. I'll be a wimp here in victoria.

[–]soulryder 0 points1 point ago

Cuz everything is better with googly eyes!

[–]droctopu5 0 points1 point ago

A little bit of antialiasing or blending would have been nice...

[–]Klondike307[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]ghost_victim -1 points0 points ago

Legit funny

[–]googie_g15 0 points1 point ago

That storm is deep throating mother nature.

[–]Broskizzle 0 points1 point ago

SHOOPDAWOOP

[–]DeadManWalk 0 points1 point ago

IMMA FIREIN' MAH LAZER BLAHHH

[–]pugskreationz 0 points1 point ago

IMA FIRIN MAH HAILZORRRRRR!!!

[–]TheBeanInYourNose 0 points1 point ago

Sky-arrhea.

[–]ridingmissdaisy 0 points1 point ago

I've been working for the last few days (red deer mother fuckers) when and where did this fucking happen?!?

[–]unsaid14017 0 points1 point ago

Edmonton, represent .

[–]Phyics_Son 0 points1 point ago

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

OH jeeze, now someone's gonna make a goatse fix.

[–]maejesty 0 points1 point ago

Anus. Poop. E-E-E-E-EXPLOTION

[–]Signacat 0 points1 point ago

Ah, nature's goatse

[–]Tedsville 0 points1 point ago

HURRRRRR

[–]tevert 0 points1 point ago

OMNOMNOMNOM

[–]LDliam 0 points1 point ago

"COOOOOOOKIIEESS" -The Cookie Monster

[–]HK_Freak_105 0 points1 point ago

i found too much joy from that...

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

That's not the body part that came to my mind the first time I saw that.

[–]ODIN598 0 points1 point ago

Ima firin mah lazor!!!!!!

[–]trashtv 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to see hands stretching out this hailing hole. You know the reference.

[–]Bukes13 0 points1 point ago

Looks like me when I have had way too much to drink...

[–]thenotoriousbig333 0 points1 point ago

Calgary Representing! Yee-Haw!!!

[–]imperator285 -1 points0 points ago

I guess you could show this to the next conservative relative who tries to tell a kid that, "it rains when god is sad."

[–]being_inappropriate -1 points0 points ago

just incase you didn't know, that pic is old, from minnesota i think

[–]ghost_victim 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, hail doesn't happen anywhere else but Minnesota.

[–]JustLetMeComment 2 points3 points ago

Hail sucks, MN only or not. Roof of my car looks like a damn golf ball.

[–]being_inappropriate 1 point2 points ago

That's not what I said, I just said that this picture isn't from calgary or even Alberta. It's the top comment from the original post, the op lied, the picture was taken (my bad memory guessed Minnesota) somewhere in the states but it was entered in a contest a few years ago and won second place Edit: it was Montana, not Minnesota. Sorry Here's a source http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/12/photogalleries/101216-national-geographic-photo-contest-best-pictures-2010/

[–]TH1999 -1 points0 points ago

Where was this in Albert?, I'm from Calgary, but visiting family in Kelowna BC, so I guess, I didn't hear about (a-boot) it

[–]mxxz -2 points-1 points ago

Too flat to be Alberta

[–]Tommy_Leaman -4 points-3 points ago

eh..... NOPE I live in Alberta and that's just a supercell in slave lake