all 135 comments

[–]DumplingSawce 127 points128 points ago

I'm sorry, did I just watch a horse plow someone?

[–]shrugalicious 122 points123 points ago

Yes, and it was legal in all 50 states.

[–]masterwit 43 points44 points ago

She didn't even consent to it!

[–]brygy24 14 points15 points ago

Some women just want a good thumping, no matter what the source

[–]shaker28 12 points13 points ago

A source is a source, of course, of course, unless it's Mr. Ed.

[–]Nightwing11 3 points4 points ago

are you like the spawn of Seuss or something?

[–]Nightwing11 4 points5 points ago

Oh wow a real talking horse!!! how did they do that?

[–]shaker28 11 points12 points ago

With dark alchemy and peanut butter.

[–]NinthNova 2 points3 points ago

That is redundant.

Peanut Butter is already devilry.

[–]Carter52 0 points1 point ago

shhh... it's okay. I understood. it will be alright

[–]Armour87 1 point2 points ago

Fun for the whole family.

[–]Tetchy 5 points6 points ago

Good thing it wasn't a unicorn.

[–]cockhorse-_- 3 points4 points ago

OH YOU!

[–]I_Fuckin_HATE_Horses 7 points8 points ago

They're all assholes.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 53 points54 points ago

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 49 points50 points ago

thanks

[–]HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 37 points38 points ago

I apologize for my manners in this video, I was somewhat aroused and could not control my appetite.

[–]NoNeedForAName 9 points10 points ago

Horsecock enthusiast or not, you don't want to let people think you're Tom Green. You're better than that.

[–]t_j_k 12 points13 points ago

That was a dangerous click, but it turned out alri-

):

[–]goblinpiledriver 3 points4 points ago

opens in incognito window

[–]sagethesagesage 5 points6 points ago

Remember, it doesn't work with people standing behind you.

I'm behind you.

[–]Mykep 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even open it and I looked behind me.

[–]vfxDan 0 points1 point ago

I think I love you...I think.

[–]shif 2 points3 points ago

dat name

[–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

can i get one that isn't at 4x speed?

[–]xAnonymous123 21 points22 points ago

A horse crashes into you?

[–]swordinthesound 17 points18 points ago

Always, I wanna be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony, oh love

[–]0takuSharkGuy 13 points14 points ago

When it's cold, outside...

[–]venturboy 3 points4 points ago

Am I heeeere in vain?

[–]0takuSharkGuy 1 point2 points ago

Hold on, to the night!

[–]ienjoymen 1 point2 points ago

For anyone interested, the song is called Always By: Erasure link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=eSMeUPFjQHc

[–]awesomefulness 0 points1 point ago

Best. Game. Ever.

[–]Chekhovs_Gunslinger 10 points11 points ago

Another blue ribbon for Hecarim!

[–]OstrichOuttaNowhere 8 points9 points ago

Ponies keep me on reddit too.

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

Indeed. Spaceclop is intriguing.

[–]DadEsquire 0 points1 point ago

OH NO ALMOST ANYTHING BUT SPACECLOP.

[–]Jinnigan 2 points3 points ago

Are you sure? That horse isn't as dead as the content on reddit.

[–]DaTScientisT 2 points3 points ago

Eh I'll just go to another site

clicks Reddit bookmark

[–]GrapeTheArmadillo 1 point2 points ago

Getting run over by a horse hurts... Ouch, maybe I won't try to get off Reddit any time soon.

[–]sharksfan93 1 point2 points ago

you should stop going on reddit while next to horses then

[–]mesaone 1 point2 points ago

That's Romney's horse. This explains why he is so popular here.

[–]Shaneriel 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite .gif of all time.

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 1 point2 points ago

Every once in a while a gif comes along that has a symmetry, a rhythm a certain circular wholesomeness that makes it impossible to not watch it a good four or five times. This is one such gif.

[–]Whirlwind691 1 point2 points ago

Feel the horsepower!

[–]eXXaXion 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure he or she meant this thread.

[–]Bodie1550 1 point2 points ago

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/mredlyrics.html

[–]OtpThePerson 1 point2 points ago

"Reddit's empty, purpled all the links :C better go do something else... I know! I'll check reddit :D".... five seconds later "Aw fuck! Well, I'm stupid. Hmmm... I wonder if reddit has any more links?"

[–]Okimono 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one that feels bad for the lady

[–]MagicMurderBean 1 point2 points ago

I should've been in bed an hour ago :(

[–]Galiyin 1 point2 points ago

I swear that gif gets faster and faster...

[–]luigisfuckingpeach -3 points-2 points ago

Why did they have to hire Sarah Jessica Parker as a bouncer?

[–]electrolemon 72 points73 points ago

GOOD JOKE, VERY ORIGINAL, NOT TIRED, VERY HILARIOUS, A+

[–]vfxDan 2 points3 points ago

This man just leapt into the SARS chasm.

[–]Jeremazing 2 points3 points ago

Beating a dead horse.

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[–]wolflion -2 points-1 points ago

horse

[–]childprodigy 3 points4 points ago

PAUL LEVEL: RON

[–]uneekfreek 2 points3 points ago

BRAVERY METER: SO

[–]Troq 4 points5 points ago

[–]ReshapeRebuild 2 points3 points ago

It was either that, or they were going to have to take her behind the shed and put the poor gal down.

[–]rambling_raccoon[S] 7 points8 points ago

We can't have a racing horse with a broken leg face

[–]HonestAboutExpertise 1 point2 points ago

...You get hit by a horse?

[–]HipsterRowdy 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I try and get off on reddit, I got to /r/gonewild. Or anything with boobs.

[–]EwThatsNerdy 2 points3 points ago

I was about to ask you how going on /r/gonewild or boobs would make you get off reddit, but then I re-read your comment. Well played, sir.

[–]HipsterRowdy 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]hc33brackley[!] 0 points1 point ago

This is where war horses came from.

[–]Colbaire 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I play football with horses, they pull this same shit. Horses are assholes

[–]verranco 0 points1 point ago

You must have a really rough life

[–]stelliokantos 0 points1 point ago

i'm not sure I follow. so- every time you try to get off reddit you get shitslammed by a raging horse?

and that makes you COME BACK?

[–]ams5995 0 points1 point ago

was that a lethal blow? could have been

[–]suction 1 point2 points ago

I also was wondering what the average damage to a human would be when tackled by an object at that size, weight, and speed. I can't imagine any other outcome than every bone including her spine being dislocated.

[–]TheXarath 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't even make any sense.

[–]EAL119 0 points1 point ago

GTA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[–]madusa77 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying to get off now. I work early in the morning.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

I read the title as "Whenever I try to get off, reddit...". It's like the begining of a weird AMA.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

So you break your legs often I assume? geez, just stay on reddit...

[–]tw91 0 points1 point ago

that poor horse, the lady should watch where she's going

[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

This is just revenge for all of the dead horses we beat on here.

[–]rememberese 0 points1 point ago

Is this how Ann Romney got multiple sclerosis?

[–]A_wild_fusa_appeared 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking at the pixels, my conclusion is this is not a real occurance.

[–]TonyScaryface 0 points1 point ago

fake

[–]Chunga_the_Great 0 points1 point ago

We're done when I say we're done

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

It's like a benny hill show.

[–]JayFalsum 0 points1 point ago

So.. .A horse will run you over every time you get off Reddit. Can you tell me where you live?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I get off Reddit it's because the content is NSFW

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point ago

I swear the first 10 times I looked at this I saw "get off on reddit" and was trying to get the joke.

[–]rtmpower 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody please slowmotionize this?

[–]roell001 0 points1 point ago

You see a post of Sarah Jessica Parker ? And want to stay?

[–]SOL-arSentient 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see a video like this. I think about being a footman in the 1400's and seeing 400 of those clad in steel, some with spikes on their heads, running at me full speed. . . Damn Middle Ages you scary.

[–]dylan_produkt 0 points1 point ago

I, too, fear the angered horse preventing me from leaving reddit for the outside world.

[–]stopmotionporn 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I try to get off reddit

...you get trampled by a horse?

[–]massivevivid 0 points1 point ago

Did....did....did i just watch her die from a horse headbutt?

[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

So getting off reddit is like getting brutally punched in the face?

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when you invite Sarah Jessica Parker to a football match.

[–]Invisofupa 0 points1 point ago

ya that happens

[–]SittingDucksmyhandle 0 points1 point ago

*every time I find a female I fancy.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]LikeMyPie -1 points0 points ago

gosh why would Sarah Jessica Parker trample that woman?

[–]islanderguy6 -1 points0 points ago

sarah jessica parker was angry.....

[–]Average_Joke -2 points-1 points ago

You get tackled by Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]yasisterstwat -1 points0 points ago

Every time i try to get off reddit i get hit by a horse too

[–]mossyskeleton -1 points0 points ago

If you have a Mac:

ctrl + shift + eject

[–]lucas-hanson -1 points0 points ago

In Soviet Reddit, horse beats you.

[–]Barqaboy -1 points0 points ago

So, when you try to get off Reddit, you run through a field and get plowed down by Sara Jessica Parker?

[–]Alybear33 -1 points0 points ago

So, whenever you try to get off Reddit...Sarah Jessica Parker attacks you?

[–]MisSigsFan -1 points0 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker attacks you?

[–]iRower -3 points-2 points ago

WHY IS S.J.P. SO MEAN?

[–]wolflife -2 points-1 points ago

The same feel I get when I try to stop playing Skyrim.

[–]ninjakid422 -2 points-1 points ago

You get run over by Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]boohoopooryou -3 points-2 points ago

the fuck you are......