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[–]JimTroeltsch 5 points6 points ago

Your controllers run on 9 volt batteries?

[–]Bobic2[S] 5 points6 points ago

No, my fire alarms run on double-A's

[–]JimTroeltsch -5 points-4 points ago

My dad invented fire alarms and batteries and Xbox controllers and I can assure you that your fire alarms don't run on double A batteries.

[–]Bobic2[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wow you would only see a response like that in obamas america. in a free market the alarms arent regulated and can use whatever BATTERY STANDARD THEY FUCKING PLEASE

[–]JimTroeltsch -5 points-4 points ago

Shut up with your FAUX NEWS you Conservatard. We need to regulate our smoke detectors. I went to college you know.

[–]kielbasa330 5 points6 points ago

r/circlejerk is leaking

[–]Bobic2[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wow give me your address I'll bet your precious keynes won't help you when I'm shoving "Atlas Shrugged" down your "fountainhead" RON PAUL 2012 OBAMA IS ZOG

[–]EpicClimax 2 points3 points ago

Dafuq? Went from a crappy meme to a political fight? Only on reddit...

[–]EpicClimax -1 points0 points ago

Couldn't have said it any better myself

[–]Bobic2[S] 0 points1 point ago

You must have an especially shitty, derivative sense of humor then.

[–]EpicClimax -1 points0 points ago

I laughed at how stupid people are to thinking this is funny? I believe that you are one of those idiots who doesn't understand the difference between two batteries that can't EVER match up. There's a difference between humor and being stupid.

[–]Bobic2[S] 0 points1 point ago

Obama is in the Jews pocket