I think it knows what those gloves mean

VoodooIdol · 3 months

That's why you approach towards the animals spine, not towards its legs. der.

drockers · 3 months

It's weird how shes lands with her arms and legs straight and too her body in a pencil position.

Jungle_Boy · 3 months

Here's the vid. Believe me. It's waaaaay better with sound http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAkTPmM5qgI

sirmegalorddrawesome · 3 months

if you reverse it, it looks like a vampire rising to molest a bull

LurkerTroll · 3 months

Does anyone else feel bad for the woman?

Ontic · 3 months

...and right into fencing response at the end.

psychroclasm · 3 months

"Quick, they hate planking! It scares them!"

CtrlC_plus_CtrlV · 3 months

She's lucky it didn't kill her. My great aunt died from being kicked in the throat by a bull.

YouSirCanFuckOff · 3 months

Who walks toward the most vulnerable portion of a reclining animal... and then says "Coochie coochie cooo!"?

That said, I had three upper jaw teeth knocked out by a 3yo colt getting his hooves trimmed for the first time. Through the bars of the chute. By his opposite back hoof. Suicide style.

bross10 · 3 months

FINISH HER.

EuropaCar · 3 months

so for the uninformed.. what do those gloves mean?

acityinflorida · 3 months

I would feel bad if it was an obvious beginner who was just trying to feed the animal some grain or something, but with gloves on like that you DEFINITELY ought to know better.

HayGuiseHay · 3 months

What's up with you and the animal kicking gifs?

splice123 · 3 months

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Strug-ga-ling · 3 months

For anyone interested (for science, of course), those arm-length gloves are generally used in artificial insemination of cattle, or other large livestock. One for each arm, an arm for each hole. You get the picture.

Source: A scarred childhood of dairy farming.

MrMaybe · 3 months

I wasn't taught anything about horses. Everyone knows so much about horses and I wasn't taught anything about horses other than a dog is not a horse and a cat is not a horse.

jay1987 · 3 months

She got knocked the fuck out man

ronconcoca · 3 months

A cow kicked my face...

Better pull my skirt down...

TheDoctorAndTardis · 3 months

Shh..It's ok... I'm only going to artificially inseminate you...

dacimvrl · 3 months

Boom: Headshot

zitfarmer · 3 months

Magic glasses.

nickkid09 · 3 months

"IN THE FACE!"

ceezed · 3 months

Damn! That beast should be in the UFC

Unique_newyork · 3 months

Best planking video ever

sp00nix · 3 months

Assume the luge position when under animal attack

House_of_D · 3 months

I grew up on a small horse farm where we had anywhere from 10 to 30 horses at a time so I've had a lot of experience with horses and the main reason they usually kick you is because you spooked them. Horses don't have the kind of peripheral vision we do and they kick as a defense mechanism . What he was saying is give it enough room that if it kicks it doesn't make contact. This is good if you are just have to walk past the horse, but if you have to walk around a horse it's best to approach from the front (or if from the side make sure you are near their head) so they see you. Then pat them on their back the whole way while you walk around them. If they do kick at least it's not your head but rarely will they kick if you approach like this. It is suggested you know the horse though. They are like people and have their own personalities. Some of them are asses....

bluntedaffect · 3 months

Looks like I picked a good day to start selling teeth.

themoonandthestars · 3 months

I like how despite having just been kicked in the face by a beast at least twice her size the lady displays an excellent textbook example of the supine position in the last couple frames.

NumbersMakeMeHorny · 3 months

FATALITY!

WisconsnNymphomaniac · 3 months

As someone who has been kicked in the face by a cow, I can really sympathize with this woman.

Wildebeast1 · 3 months

POW!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

Fuckin dentist is gonne be busy with her!

supercordial_aliens · 3 months

This was in Brazil a while ago. The cow had just given birth. It was probably in a lot of pain, trying to touch it was a very stupid idea.

Unshackledai · 3 months

That's why you don't approach a horse that's lying down, it's their most vulnerable state and they know it, they get frightened easy, and even if the horse knows you and has plenty of warning you're there there's never any guarantee that you won't get your head bashed in

calculator008 · 3 months

did she died?

crowdawg7768 · 3 months

this .gif is too short. what happens afterwards?!

[deleted] · 3 months

NOT UP IN HERE!!!

Thunder_Bastard · 3 months

If there is one thing I have learned from watching people get kicked by horses on the internet, it is that horses have spectacular aim.

well_golly · 3 months

Damn TSA. Nobody likes 'em.

IxnayStudios · 3 months

The guy behind her... I'm not gonna catch you, dumb slitch

Grinddbass · 3 months

Is it just me, or did she get hotter when her glasses got knocked off?

LukeTheSheep · 3 months

"well fuck, better start planking"

andshewas_45 · 3 months

I like her facial expression as she approaches. All business like and what not and then a jab from the horse and it's all over.

nutellachicken4 · 3 months

..aand her face is broken.

Sonris · 3 months

Never trust a hoofer.

mylittleraichu · 3 months

I like how she immediately goes into a planking position after being stuck

Lowryder007 · 3 months

Wow, better chin than most boxers, doesn't look like she got knocked out.

justmadethisaccountt · 3 months

She just doesn't know what she's doing and the animal took advantage.

TJ-sylar · 3 months

Pow! Right in the kisser!

yemd · 3 months

So I wonder if anyone asked her why the long face.

ADozenArrows · 3 months

She must've though it was a fucking Triceratops

lugabiel · 3 months

TANGO DOWN!

gasholer · 3 months

whoa! thats like the best drop kick ive seen in a long time

internetz · 3 months

That's my reaction to someone trying to tickle me

mitchluvscats · 3 months

At that point I think I'd just shoot it for spite.

learnadaptbecome · 3 months

If you watch this gif backwards it's about a voodoo priest raising a woman from the dead who immediately slaps a horse to death.

syscofresh · 3 months

I like how the guy doesn't try catching her but instead backs away like, "Whoah, don't touch me."

Beeerice · 3 months

Love how when she hits the ground, she totally planks like that'll stop everyone from seeing her panties.

Churros33 · 3 months

KNOCK OUT

sherlocksd · 3 months

Pow! Right in the kissah!

ImSpicy · 3 months

Boom! Head shot!

vulpes_occulta · 3 months

Shouldn't have done that. - It's a good slogan.

OneofthemBrians · 3 months

That probably broke every single bone in her face.

skinnyjeansandthongs · 3 months

That kick looked HARD. I was kicked in the leg by a horse when I was younger and i swear the bruise is only just going away now.

Xorglord · 3 months

I like how at the end she lies down like she's in a coffin.

Mileskitsune · 3 months

the gif hasn't loaded (slow internet) so here's a guess

it's going to jizz on her isn't it? :C

edit: i am relieved (lol)

Itsnotaworm · 3 months

yeesh, it looks like she tenses up and passes out when she hits the ground.

Paul_Lazzaro · 3 months

Damn she got CLOCKED in the face.

xenoph2 · 3 months

Sauce because reddit failed to deliver in 6 hours.

certnneed · 3 months

Poor horse is just lying there, relaxing, minding its' own business, when all of a sudden somebody comes up and starts tickling it! It was self defense! Won't somebody think of the horses!!!

9-1-Holyshit · 3 months

I like how she planks at the end.

CasillasQT · 3 months

humanity defenitely needs a gif of that

zkortez13 · 3 months

Oww shit..... PLANK

SoHereIAm85 · 3 months

I see some root canals in her future.

big_ol_boners · 3 months

Im not sure if she was knocked out...but she tenses up as soon as she hits the ground

Chloeasha · 3 months

Thaat's gonna leave a mark!

nineteen_eightyfour · 3 months

That person is stupid for trying that. Definitely no professional

daleok · 3 months

That will leave a mark.

Dojobra · 3 months

If you look slow mo you can see her face caved in

Ibondservant · 3 months

haha she quickly turns into a pencil!

dyh10009 · 3 months

Look at the end, she just lays there straight with her arms on her side. Haha

BrokenBraviaInOregon · 3 months

It looks like the animal is either pregnant or colicing.

CJS14 · 3 months

Homegirls got a chin like Tyson.

Thatswhatshesaid3909 · 3 months

Oowwww broken jaw

WindowsPepsiPark · 3 months

Falcon kick!

idiot4020 · 3 months

lucky to be alive

HeWhoMakesItRain · 3 months

Did she just get kicked in the face?

BJC_13 · 3 months

She picked an odd time to start planking.

sosb · 3 months

Superstar!

PandaExplosion · 3 months

POW right in the kisser

1nspect_Her_Gadget · 3 months

ROAD house!

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 3 months

glue.

unhappymagicplayer · 3 months

...milking time?

piggy_mount · 3 months

Now she knows how men feel when women are on their period.

ZombieAlien · 3 months

Right in the face.

MrWangers · 3 months

Did she immediately resort to planking when she hit the ground?

helusay · 3 months

TOASTY!

AFewSecondsAgoDouche · 3 months

I do the same when my gf tries to get me up.

Deserved.

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