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[–]tegdirbm 31 points32 points ago

The "spiral sliced ham"?

[–]AQuietMan 11 points12 points ago

Spiral sliced cat.

[–]biggietalls 2 points3 points ago

I would go with sliced fresh bread loaf.

[–]space_walrus -2 points-1 points ago

I thought of Xhibit.

[–]cdrew430 7 points8 points ago

I don't like that at all....

[–]jimbojones230 9 points10 points ago

Did they do that with a Rotato?

[–]DrumRobC 62 points63 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I used to think hair shavers and cats didnt mix... 70coms 492pts 4mos pics
Designer cat haircut 2coms -3pts 3dys pics
your cat is not cooler 2coms 10pts 15dys pics
Cruelty or Art?. 3coms -4pts 2dys pics
Uhh... Can anyone explain this? 8coms 4pts 5dys pics
ICanHazStripes? 0coms -7pts 22dys pics
So this showed up on my newsfeed 590coms 1119pts 22dys WTF
I am so cute... 2coms 10pts 3mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]A-BIG-FAT-FONY 8 points9 points ago

I love your work, dude. Always remind me I'm a newbie here

[–]MoonBanana 0 points1 point ago

really? i feel kind of sad for him. what do you think his life is like at home?

[–]jjamz 7 points8 points ago

At first when I saw the title I thought, "How could they make a hair cut funny?" And then I clicked on the link and saw that it was a cat and thought, "Of course, cats make everything funny." I just wish more people uploaded their hilarious cats.

[–]Stanvo 0 points1 point ago

You clearly haven't discovered /r/lolcats

[–]scottweiss 7 points8 points ago

who put mittens through the slicer?

[–]FadedPoster 12 points13 points ago

The texture really makes me shudder. Instantly reminds me of a picture I once saw of the aftermath of a hand that'd gone through some sort of meat slicer.

[–]treyhaha12 4 points5 points ago

Shit! I saw that post! No real need to say that but oh well it's out there now

[–]scottweiss 3 points4 points ago

Thought the same thing. I spend way too much time at /r/WTF

[–]berlin_a 2 points3 points ago

I thought I had forgotten that memory. Nope.

[–]supersharp 0 points1 point ago

Your comment reminded me of an scp.

[–]itsalejandreezy 3 points4 points ago

Sliced cat. The best thing since sliced bread

[–]JoeTheDolfan 1 point2 points ago

Even the cat is looking like "DAFUQ?"

[–]GiantSquidd 4 points5 points ago

For fucks sakes, we already have perfectly good words like "the" and " fuck", Flava Flav. You can spare the extra second to not look like a moron.

[–]gevo223 1 point2 points ago

Gratz on completing the fight kiln.

[–]ocentertainment 1 point2 points ago

"Sadly, Mr. Magoo was about halfway through his third sandwich before he realized his bread was made of cat."

[–]guitarwarrior96 0 points1 point ago

...um...your uh...cat is a little....well I mean his hair is....fucked up.

[–]HalfBredGerman 0 points1 point ago

Cat Loaf

[–]Coal909 0 points1 point ago

simply amazing... this should be adapted to humans posted all over the internet and then never done again.............for humanities sake

[–]StAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else remember the music video for Korn's "Coming Undone"?

[–]abek0 0 points1 point ago

repost its supposed to be from a game called runescape

[–]rock_the_cat-spa 0 points1 point ago

Account name finally relevant!

[–]YeOldNutSack 0 points1 point ago

what is this "spa" you are talking about it sounds like ur trying to finish a word? spa spa? are u trying to say spaghetti? do you want to take me out for a spaghetti day? -charlie

[–]Wazoisme 0 points1 point ago

I work at a grooming salon and sadly I have never seen this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to go make a sandwich

[–]DarkJokernj 0 points1 point ago

posting stuff from facebook?...really.....?

[–]mltronic 0 points1 point ago

This should be in /r/WTF.

[–]hefnetefne 0 points1 point ago

slinky

[–]mcnagnog 0 points1 point ago

Awww man the cat got stuck in the can opener again

[–]ironnewt 0 points1 point ago

Cruelty dude. Not cool.

[–]sandiego20y 0 points1 point ago

Repost they said. You'll get karma they said.

[–]wildfire250 0 points1 point ago

They sliced up your cat!?

[–]lurigfix 0 points1 point ago

the tail looks like one of these sausages on the cooking subreddits

[–]TittiesOfTheBigKind 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a loaf of bread

[–]TigerLilyy 0 points1 point ago

What the....?

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

It looks like sliced bread

[–]dee_dee7 0 points1 point ago

I believe it should be on r/wtf

[–]supersharp 0 points1 point ago

The heck?

[–]octoberthug[S] -1 points0 points ago

Didn't know it was a repost! Ducks the rotten tomatoes coming from the jeering crowd Seriously, this showed up on my Facebook from the Pet Grooming Spa that did it. Ducks from even more rotten vegetables from the furious crowd It makes sense that it's for cooling the cat down as I live in the desert. Swear I'm not a karma whore, I'm more of a lurker and rarely post anyway. I'M SORRY!

[–]Monocle_Lover 9 points10 points ago

If you didn't take it with your own camera and found it on the internet, it's bound to already have been posted.

[–]Sleep_Debt -1 points0 points ago

This is literally the first cat picture I have ever upvoted

[–]atotalstranger 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome!

[–]SurakiDK 0 points1 point ago

I like it reminds me of a slinky!

[–]throwaway-o 0 points1 point ago

Sushicat!

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

Loafy the cat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"what just happened?" - cat

[–]tatertot1000 0 points1 point ago

Aw poor baby

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps -5 points-4 points ago

The owner of this cat needs to be tied up in a burlap sack and tossed off a bridge into a river at midnight.

[–]Funktapus 3 points4 points ago

Why? its a freaking haircut, I doubt the cat gives two fucks

[–]stormbagel 8 points9 points ago

since it's been reposted for like a gazillion times, i had the please of learning that they shaved the cat in that fashion to keep it cool during the summer. They're not hurting it.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps -4 points-3 points ago

I know they aren't hurting it . . . I was speaking purely of bad taste in style. And I disagree, that cat has a "Kill me . . . Please!" look on it's face.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 2 points3 points ago

how can making a cat look like a futuristic robot possibly be in bad taste in style?

[–]stormbagel 0 points1 point ago

right. the cat whisperer that reads cat expressions.

[–]oinkery -4 points-3 points ago

Repost the same shit over and over they said.

[–]castellar -1 points0 points ago

Thinner, Thinner, Thinner, Too thin, sorry better luck next time.

[–]tarsdplooger -4 points-3 points ago

op is a piece of shit

[–]VQuintana9 -4 points-3 points ago

Dafuq.