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[–]CFritZ 65 points66 points ago

"Mr. President, there's a call on lin-Oooh, fuck me."

[–]ItalianBatman 2 points3 points ago

The fucking nose gets me every time.

[–]schmorrell 13 points14 points ago

"Charles, there's donuts in the speech-hall. Only one Boston creme left!" *snickers into sleeve

[–]foreveralexis 20 points21 points ago

whenever I see there's company over.

[–]RumDrummer 1 point2 points ago

And when I see the mother-in-law.

[–]foreveralexis 0 points1 point ago

LOL! (i actually lol'd)

[–]DaystarEld 6 points7 points ago

What, he didn't hear Obama's voice? "I wonder who the president is talking tooookay, going back this way..."

[–]xlaxplaya 5 points6 points ago

Did this actually happen, or is it faked?

[–]Verseratops 2 points3 points ago

Oh it happened, I watched it live and just felt bad for the guy.

[–]akunzepp 10 points11 points ago

[–]MrsHiMyNameIsHannah 5 points6 points ago

My dad and his co-workers hate their boss So much they put a picture of a donkey's ass for his phone contact picture, all 16 of them

[–]steampunkwookiee 4 points5 points ago

Assassintheircontacts?

[–]MrsHiMyNameIsHannah 3 points4 points ago

Yes, and I think your space bar is broken

[–]Whos_that_guy 2 points3 points ago

Points at username

[–]MrsHiMyNameIsHannah 1 point2 points ago

Well, I just walked myself right into that one

[–]guns_of_navarone 2 points3 points ago

"Ahh can't wait to sit down and have my coff- UP LOOKS LIKE I'M DRINKIN' COFFEE OUTSIDE TODAY."

[–]bvanman 8 points9 points ago

You don't walk out onto I-Just-Killed-Bin-Laden Lane unless you can handle it.

[–]Proxiipanda 7 points8 points ago

"What's all the commotion out her... SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

[–]baronxs 9 points10 points ago

[–]blackytemp 5 points6 points ago

And he just keeps coming back..

[–]andy1413 1 point2 points ago

Probably a good way to get shot by secret service.

[–]G4M3F4C3 1 point2 points ago

You know what I just realized? There must be no security at all in whatever corridor dude came out, because if anybody had been there they would have told him not to go out there....

[–]RNRSaturday 4 points5 points ago

That's at the White House. The dude might actually be Secret Service. (or was Scret Service, up to that day.)

[–]Therewilbecake 4 points5 points ago

I'm like 99% sure that is White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.

[–]Tuor896 2 points3 points ago

but isnt obama technically our employee?

[–]Tdaug1996 0 points1 point ago

yes. he's that employee that's retiring in two weeks and no longer has any fucks to give.

[–]Kulturgeschichte 1 point2 points ago

I love this! Is there a video somewhere?

[–]Harrison337 0 points1 point ago

"Mom! Dad! What are you guys doing up her--ohgodohgodohgod"

[–]scriptyohhh 0 points1 point ago

Or my ex.

[–]CactusFractus[S] 0 points1 point ago

or the girl you had sex with after the bar, but never actually wanted to see again.

[–]scriptyohhh 0 points1 point ago

Or when you're at work and that same girl goes to your register.

[–]SarahFluttershy 0 points1 point ago

I've done exactly this going into the break room when my supervisors are in there.

[–]LostChildinSnow 0 points1 point ago

Lol. Mine too.

[–]sphericalvoxel 0 points1 point ago

I'm not one to whine about reposts, but has this image been photocopied too many times or something? The pixels on that guy's jacket seem to be going bad.