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[–]daeger 241 points242 points ago

I think the reason you're still a virgin may have to do with that 6 foot spontaneous erection of yours. Maybe.

[–]Gosu-Sheep 119 points120 points ago

But it's smiling. The ladies love a nice smile.

[–]HITMAN616 85 points86 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

Like this?

[–]supersonic994 27 points28 points ago

Dear god...

[–]BananeneinkaufGmbH 5 points6 points ago

hitman616, the original ladykiller

[–]Gosu-Sheep 13 points14 points ago

Beautiful.

[–]fuzzb0y 6 points7 points ago

On an old macbook... all I see are squares. I feel left out.

[–]Pokemon_nurse 5 points6 points ago

Not anymore you don't! http://i.imgur.com/zlBGj.png

[–]AnTiiCriisiS 1 point2 points ago

Please charge your phone. It's painful.

[–]Pokemon_nurse 3 points4 points ago

[–]AnTiiCriisiS 6 points7 points ago

twitch

[–]GoldOMEN14 0 points1 point ago

I felt the need to do this. http://imgur.com/Be9u4

[–]terrortowers -1 points0 points ago

it's a modified version of Look_of_disapproval to give it a wicked smile

[–]Shleppy2010 24 points25 points ago

I thought that might help him get a lady....?

[–]paddy29 37 points38 points ago

would you want to be impaled on a 6 foot dick?

[–]daeger 37 points38 points ago

Greatest obituary, ever.

[–]ThisIsNotMyGerbil 43 points44 points ago

"Died doing what she loved"

[–]isotope123 20 points21 points ago

"Cherished mother, daughter, and big game hunter."

[–]drawingdead0 6 points7 points ago

Well, I think that's r/nocontext worthy.

[–]iamyourdad 1 point2 points ago

It's not his.

[–]ElKaBongX -4 points-3 points ago

Could be his insistence on reposting cheesy gifs too

[–]KonaCoiler 94 points95 points ago

I think you're confusing being a virgin with being male

[–]StewieBanana 19 points20 points ago

Yeah, and I think having sex only exacerbates the issue.

[–]nimofitze 14 points15 points ago

It's like that book "If Give a Moose a Muffin" only instead of a moose, it's your penis.

[–]Sillykittyfive 8 points9 points ago

But is it still a muffin? I have no idea how this sex stuff works.

[–]akakaze 1 point2 points ago

"In a muff", but we're talking apples and oranges at this point.

[–]brodiemann 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean?

[–]floppypick 2 points3 points ago

As a male, I can confirm this.

[–]ZXfrigginC 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow virgin, I can reaffirm this.

[–]floppypick 1 point2 points ago

I'm not a virgin, but nonetheless.... you'll always want more.

Right rachel from subway?

[–]ZXfrigginC -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Grammar_Nazi009 18 points19 points ago

You get an erection when you see something hot? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT DOING AN AMA?

[–]katharsys876 53 points54 points ago

[–]PointyStick 53 points54 points ago

Is this picture legal? Some of those are underripe.

[–]Nathan_BS 7 points8 points ago

This summer I learned most jalepenos are sold underripe. When a jalepeno gets red, it loses some of its heat, and tastes sweeter than the underripe ones.

[–]katharsys876 0 points1 point ago

I swear your honor, they said they were 25... or that was their combined age... hmmm

[–]Fireyedwindsurfer 10 points11 points ago

Oooohh yeeeah!

[–]THENOOBLER 5 points6 points ago

Perverts

[–]Platfizzle 66 points67 points ago

[–]zanmanoodle 3 points4 points ago

Oh God it looked at me. Don't. Make. Eye contact. With. The. Penis.

[–]Wolfman675 2 points3 points ago

You know you want to.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Not your fix.

[–]Evermist 37 points38 points ago

Because OPs post is totally original.

[–]Babel_Triumphant 0 points1 point ago

I honestly laughed my ass off

[–]Mourningstar45 0 points1 point ago

Amazing.

[–]michaeljoll -1 points0 points ago

amazing

[–]darkviper039 5 points6 points ago

I can't be the only one that hears a noise when he gets hit in the face...

[–]Farmschwiem 9 points10 points ago

you should tag this as NSFW

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Just saw this in a thread, was wondering when someone was going to grab it and post it on its own

[–]loeciid 3 points4 points ago

There should be a way people can catch up on internet history and memes. This gif has been used and posted very often in the last few months.

[–]JediMasterSam 33 points34 points ago

[–]TheFluxIsThis 26 points27 points ago

Not to mention it's been posted in the comments section of ANY thread that deals with hot women...or something really messed up.

[–]fractalfarmer 5 points6 points ago

Ow, that formatting hurts

[–]kaigenji 2 points3 points ago

This goes in my top 5 gifs of all time.

[–]lmpervious 12 points13 points ago

Oh good, you recycled a reaction gif often used within threads by slapping a title on it and submitting it as its own thread. Well done.

[–]Squishumz 9 points10 points ago

Wow. We're reposing the reaction gifs that get used all the fucking time?
Brb. Posting my Citizen Kane clap gif.

[–]Arkani 10 points11 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Aivxg.gif Here this is another version.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Holy fucking repost

[–]arcboundbastard 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure that the giant insta-boner merits a NSFW tag. Hilarious, though.

[–]Nullvoid123 2 points3 points ago

Maybe this should be... you know... NSFW?

[–]zoomdaddy 2 points3 points ago

With a name like Pickle_Jr, you'd think that thing would be a bit more manageably sized.

[–]metalgeargreed 2 points3 points ago

I'll just leave this over here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sKMipORAc

[–]Wackydude1234 2 points3 points ago

I'm not a virgin, this still happens!

[–]Je12u 2 points3 points ago

SERIOUS QUESTION:

Everyone in here is complaining about this post, and I agree, it's fuckin stupid all around.

So how does it have this many upvotes?

[–]Grammar_Nazi009 1 point2 points ago

Either A), Algorithm votes, or B), people upvoting it who don't care/haven't seen it before.

[–]jaredpothead 1 point2 points ago

I want me some smily dick

[–]ImAFlyingWhale 1 point2 points ago

Feels good man.

[–]smurgleburf 1 point2 points ago

a virgin, on reddit...

no, no it couldn't be.

[–]artisticchipmunk 1 point2 points ago

[–]PlumRugofDoom 1 point2 points ago

Being a virgin doesn't have a lot to do with this. Just saying.

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

what? elephantitis of the penis. sure it does

[–]Offbutton9939 1 point2 points ago

where do you find these gifs?

[–]JohnSigma8 1 point2 points ago

And that's a knock out, folks.

[–]duckkoo 1 point2 points ago

Thats one happy dick. It's actually extremely cute

[–]maskednil 1 point2 points ago

You have dick shaped friend who hides under your table & constantly jumps & hits you with his head?

[–]williemcbride 4 points5 points ago

...Do you not?

[–]trollinDC 1 point2 points ago

yea i thought we all knew someone like that...?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

As a virgin

I think most of reddit understands your plight.

[–]Legolihkan 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you'd get laid if you made up something funny yourself, instead of just reposting things.

[–]vincentk18 13 points14 points ago

Since when do people get laid making up things on Reddit, genius?

[–]Legolihkan -3 points-2 points ago

A sense of humor goes a long way...

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[–]Legolihkan -3 points-2 points ago

Cute. Now stop reposting.

[–]fractalfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Sure, that's how to get a girl, gifs.

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[–]Gildian -1 points0 points ago

Even women.

[–]nospimi99 0 points1 point ago

I can't even begin to imagine the medical bills you have.

You knock yourself out everytime on the computer, all your teeth must be fake, and your back must kill from carrying that monster around!

[–]Who_flung_poo69 0 points1 point ago

How are you a virgin with a 7 foot dick?

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

he couldn't fit into any one

[–]Who_flung_poo69 0 points1 point ago

Yea but they could still lick it and rub it or something. Im not really sure how you have sex with a 7 foot penis.

[–]josshhhh 0 points1 point ago

The fact that you're a virgin is irrelevant. Every male gets a boner when they see something "hot".

[–]Haleljacob 0 points1 point ago

this is so amazing

[–]UnwarrantedArrogance 0 points1 point ago

As A virgin 16 year old here on reddit

[–]turtle_beach 0 points1 point ago

Cannot stop laughing

[–]dontneedyourkarma 0 points1 point ago

Wait...what? What does your virginity have to do with you being aroused by something you find sexy? Do you think that sex is a one time deal and after you have it you will never be aroused again?

[–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

Everyone on reddit seems to either be a virgin or shits their pants frequently.

[–]OnlyF8 0 points1 point ago

Im working on getting rid of my v card be for school starts back up

[–]SKMusic 0 points1 point ago

[–]somewhatopinionated 0 points1 point ago

How is anyone a virgin these days? is it religion that is holding you back? Most of the girls these days are just dying for some guy that will give them what they want and need.

[–]Jontseg 2 points3 points ago

In my case yes.

[–]dbanss 0 points1 point ago

you may want to have a doctor check that out

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point ago

yeeeeeeeup that sounds about right for me too

[–]Merrimux 0 points1 point ago

I opened in a new tab and inadvertently clicked over to a League of Legends stream. Chuckles ensued followed by a shrill realization that I may as well still be a virgin.

[–]ProfessorNimbus 0 points1 point ago

This was funny and new for me until I read the comments. Now it all tastes of ashes.

[–]EnigmaticBanana 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only fourteen year old that can keep from getting erect every five minutes?

[–]sdiera231 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else get a boner after seeing this?

[–]azdak 0 points1 point ago

awwww you found a gif you like and then contrived some shit for the title so you could post it

cute

[–]Tattered 0 points1 point ago

"As a virgin here on reddit"

I think you're forgetting something

[–]Miningforwillpower 0 points1 point ago

You keep using this word, I don't think you know what it means

[–]asharin_bosmer -3 points-2 points ago

cant...stop....laughing...so funny...sides hurt...

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -2 points-1 points ago

Best artist rendering of a smiling cock.

[–]GridLocks -1 points0 points ago

I dont get/see it, What am i looking for?

[–]Inbound_Voodoo 2 points3 points ago

It's a gif image. You'll know.

[–]GridLocks 0 points1 point ago

hahah, i didnt notice it was gif, damn u android

[–]trollinDC -1 points0 points ago

how old are you, virgin?

[–]Kamfy -2 points-1 points ago

Repost. Repost everywhere

[–]ory_hara 0 points1 point ago

This is such a repost.

[–]levi_verzyden -4 points-3 points ago

usually it's not good to let the internet know your a virgin...

[–]ennui_delphian 4 points5 points ago

Internet can already tell...

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

*you're

[–]Stanstanlol -1 points0 points ago

Virgin on reddit. Judging by the community's posts: you're a bit redundant.

[–]notsurewhatiam -1 points0 points ago

Sigh... downvote.

[–]youcuntingfaggot -1 points0 points ago

flat boob of an unattractive girl......

[–]listonjesse -1 points0 points ago

Is a repost still a repost if the resolution is changed?

[–]Iwant2bethe1percent -1 points0 points ago

this is so old.