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[–]verticalfuzz 175 points176 points ago

thats sexist

[–]chpinnlr 76 points77 points ago

<<grin>>

[–]callsign_helo 0 points1 point ago

:DD

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sachegrande 115 points116 points ago

Awesome, I haven't seen this gif posted in days!

[–]throwawaystress 67 points68 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh my God! What the fuck!?.....niiice 7coms 59pts 7mos reactiongifs
THIS is my favorite .gif of all times. Fuck 43coms 198pts 9mos funny
THIS is my favorite .gif of all times. 186coms 429pts 10mos funny
Spot the 4chan user. 58coms 705pts 1yr gifs
Admit it. Most men on sexist jokes. 87coms 759pts 4hrs funny
Someone farted in the elevator! 4coms 25pts 11dys gifs
My boss and my reaction to walking in on two coworkers having sex in the office 53coms 611pts 22dys funny
When i realized i got promoted instead two others.. 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Two thirds of my department just got laid off... 6coms 74pts 1mo gifs
Watching Prometheus with the GF and her friend 6coms 5pts 1mo funny
Watching Prometheus in theaters. 0coms 2pts 1mo gifs
When my coworkers and I found out Jersey Shore is getting cancled 9coms 189pts 1mo funny
The exact summation of my feelings upon the reflex that expels intestinal gas through my anus. 0coms -1pt 1mo gif
My family and I just watched Bill Maher's documentary "Religulous" 211coms 926pts 1mo atheism
How I felt when my college professor said that our governor, Rick Perry, is a terrible governor 3coms 12pts 2mos gifs
When a girl loses her top on a water slide. 51coms 604pts 4mos funny
Whenever I fart around people. 2coms 36pts 4mos funny
And then when i tell the woman her husband DOES watch porn, this is how he reacts 118coms 571pts 4mos funny
Real difference between guys and girls. 50coms 375pts 4mos funny
How I feel when a child falls on its face 10coms 230pts 4mos gifs
My all-time favorite...I would really like to know what they saw. 21coms 79pts 5mos gifs
Anyone knows where this gif is coming from? 23coms 85pts 6mos gif
The average 4chan user 113coms 309pts 6mos funny
My response to /r/penis 0coms 10pts 7mos funny
When I watch a gruesome movie with women 8coms 22pts 8mos gifs
My response to the direction that r/WTF is going in. 174coms 348pts 8mos WTF
How i look when watching a horror movie with girls as something "scary" is shown 3coms 12pts 10mos gifs
Spot the 4chan user. 4coms -4pts 10mos reddit.com
Classic 8coms 23pts 11mos gifs
I think this gif adequately sums up the differences between men and women 5coms 13pts 1yr funny
by far my favorite .gif 167coms 681pts 1yr reddit.com
My reaction when someone accidentally hurt themselves in public 1com -2pts 9mos pics
The first time I went to CircleJerk. 16coms 128pts 8mos funny
Yep, that pretty much sums it up. 0coms -4pts 15dys gifs
Eeyup, that about sums it up... 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Sums up 4chan in one gif 8coms 53pts 4mos gifs
Real Life vs Internet vs 4Chan 1com -3pts 4mos funny
Real difference between everything else and 4chan 4coms 35pts 4mos funny
That sums it up pretty well. 61coms 512pts 6mos funny
4chan compared to the rest of the internet 8coms 33pts 25dys funny
4chan v the internet 10coms 36pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]dan2737 9 points10 points ago

Some of these titles are terrible...

[–]ItsaSnareDrum 1 point2 points ago

Classic

[–]TheFluxIsThis 4 points5 points ago

and don't forget, folks, karmadecay misses a LOT of posts, so the "real" list is more likely to be about 3 pages longer than this.

[–]slith93 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, the title adds something new to the GIF and was the reason for posting, not just the GIF itself.

[–]IamBabcock 11 points12 points ago

Awesome! I haven't seen someone whine about a repost in hours!

[–]TinCardinal 9 points10 points ago

Awesome! I haven't seen someone whine about whining about a repost in hours!

[–]Doctor_Loggins 2 points3 points ago

Awesome! Fractal whining!

[–]boomstick37 38 points39 points ago

"Women are allowed to get madder about double standards." — Tina Fey on 30 Rock

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[–]kru5h 5 points6 points ago

Woosh.

[–]zShwagg 1 point2 points ago

It was a quote

[–]KaptainKarmel 8 points9 points ago

Remember when kids used to go outside in the summer? I miss that.

[–]Learnincurve 0 points1 point ago

Mine have been out in the back garden all day with friends, my neighbour is a primary school teacher. I am assuming she is torn between yelling at them to shut the fuck up and not wanting to lose her job for doing so.

[–]fb95dd7063 28 points29 points ago

ITT people will use the term "white knight" in earnest and I will laugh because they're totally serious.

[–]freakedoutthrowaway1 13 points14 points ago

Wait, you have good intentions? Fuck you!

[–]somerandomguy1232 0 points1 point ago

Must be one of them queerosexuals.

[–]Gradeskee 9 points10 points ago

I can't wait for the unironic accusations of "beta male"-hood

[–]MattyFTM 61 points62 points ago

To be fair, plenty of women are like the dude in that picture too. I can tell sexist jokes to all of my female friends and they laugh. They also tell me sexist jokes against men and fat jokes, and I laugh despite being a overweight male. I find most people can laugh at jokes at their expense.Only uptight people react like the women in that picture.

[–]SchlapHappy 47 points48 points ago

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I'll let you know when it happens.

There! Are you happy? I was sexist to my own sex and it didn't offend me at all. I fucking totally agree. People take themselves way to seriously.

[–]ericrobert 15 points16 points ago

Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.

[–]retsamaksrepus 1 point2 points ago

Zing! Haven't heard that one, thank you for that. (Male here)

[–]ericrobert 7 points8 points ago

What's the difference between a man and a condom?

Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!

[–]Stellar_Duck 1 point2 points ago

Are men not ribbed?

[–]Doctor_Loggins 2 points3 points ago

Well, that depends on whether you believe in a literal interpretation of the Judeo-Christian creation story.

[–]Stellar_Duck 2 points3 points ago

Ha!

[–]ericrobert 0 points1 point ago

Not usually. You should probably have that looked at.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 3 points4 points ago

I'm the only one who ever changes the toilet paper :(.

[–]Onslaught147 3 points4 points ago

Your frowny face looks like it has a mole under its lip.

[–]scots23[!] 4 points5 points ago

Herpes.

[–]ZellnuuEon 2 points3 points ago

As A guy this is true. Made me laugh have an upvote.

[–]coaxfun 9 points10 points ago

What's the most a WNBA player makes?

A sandwich.

Let's just go male/female sexist jokes, right here.

[–]alexmunse 13 points14 points ago

IF you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anybody else. It's kind of the essence of censorship, make fun of EVERYTHING or you can't make fun of ANYTHING.

Which reminds me... Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?

[–]chopsaver 7 points8 points ago

Consistency.

[–]dukec 15 points16 points ago

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

[–]ooGatsby 1 point2 points ago

Except if you're Dane Cook and talking about Aurora too soon.

Wait, nevermind.

Except if you're Dane Cook at all. Fuck that guy.

[–]RobotGymnast -1 points0 points ago

tl;dr

[–]Sizzleby 1 point2 points ago

Only uptight people get offended by jokes?

Yep, sounds like reddit alright.

[–]MattyFTM 1 point2 points ago

Well I think the intent matters a lot. If the joke is meant to be a light hearted poke at a particular group of people, then yeah, only uptight people get offended. If a joke has malice or hatred behind it, then it's no longer a joke.

[–]paulthepenguin 10 points11 points ago

My experience has shown, in both cases of sexist and racist jokes, that context is everything. If it's being told by someone who is actually sexist, then fuck them. If it's being told by someone who, in the event of actual sexism, would throw down for those being discriminated against, then it can be pretty damn funny. I suppose that boils down to a power thing; if it's being done to remove power from the problem by painting it in a ridiculous light, then that can be good. If it's being done to promote the power of the discriminatory habit, then that's pretty bad.

I would hold this mostly true with other forms of discrimination and comedy, as well.

[–]goldplatedbullits 11 points12 points ago

Dude's grin is creepy as fuck. All bottom teeth and shit...

[–]WeveGoneNuclear 5 points6 points ago

nah he's hot

[–]bouncyboing 7 points8 points ago

I've always wanted to know the sauce for this. Anybody got sauce?

[–]Cheeriope 19 points20 points ago

I got this!

This is from Survivor. In the episode an old player, which those girls did not like, came back. I believe the grinning dude was in an alliance with him so he was like "aww yeah". I'm about 90% sure on this.

[–]TraverseTown 16 points17 points ago

Not quite. The leader of the most powerful alliance in the game was eliminated the previous night. The girls were shocked, but the guy was smiling at his ally on the other tribe, who pulled off the big move.

[–]RuralNinja 2 points3 points ago

The guy who is smiling's name is Matty. I remember because he almost made it to the end.

[–]Cheeriope 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for the correction and elaboration! I'll have to remember that if it comes up again.

[–]anzurose 3 points4 points ago

It was from a moment on Survivor: Gabon!

And, additionally, it was made into a gif for the Top Funny Moments from Survivor

[–]Terraincognita13 1 point2 points ago

That is very sexist.

[–]iamaom 8 points9 points ago

Assuming sexist jokes are always about women.

[–]Owen3781 3 points4 points ago

Well duh, you can't be sexist against men.

[–]omega21xx 4 points5 points ago

Admit it. Most people with a sense of humor, know when a joke is just a joke.

[–]Tearill 10 points11 points ago

actually, no.

[–]OldAccWasCharlievil 27 points28 points ago

DAE WHITE KNIGHT?

[–]RichardRogers -5 points-4 points ago

op is cancer

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[–]foust -2 points-1 points ago

cansur is dolan

[–]fresh_like_febreze 8 points9 points ago

A husband and a wife are watching a movie at home and a sex scene comes up and the wife gets turned on so she looks at her husband and say's "make me feel like a woman!" so the husband gets up, takes of his clothes and tosses them at her and says "go do the laundry"

[–]metroid4123 1 point2 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]WeveGoneNuclear 1 point2 points ago

looks like survivor or something

[–]VagueIllusions -5 points-4 points ago

Some Belgian Big Brother like show called Expeditie Robinson, if I'm not mistaken.

[–]xWelshman 2 points3 points ago

Yes, I do laugh at sexist jokes. In fact I laugh at most jokes, because they are funny

[–]dudley-vs-mothy 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, I will not put up with real life sexism, rape, murder, or racism. But a joke is a joke, it's make believe in a way. It's like how war makes for good movies, but is bad in real life.

[–]Probodobodyne 0 points1 point ago

Dead babies.

[–]dudley-vs-mothy 0 points1 point ago

Freckn love dead baby jokes.

[–]MadKat88 2 points3 points ago

Haha yep, and women do the same exact thing. It just flip flops depending on which gender the joke is about.

[–]Butt_Patties 4 points5 points ago

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the man should be doing it.

Because the women's busy in the kitchen.

BAM! Terrible double-sided joke. I feel bad now.

[–]Look_Who_Shows_Up 2 points3 points ago

8/10 effort, 3/10 joke

[–]Butt_Patties 0 points1 point ago

I'll take those grades, thanks.

[–]Luan12 0 points1 point ago

Wait.... what if the light bulb is in the kitchen?

[–]Butt_Patties 0 points1 point ago

I said she was busy in the kitchen, remember?

[–]StevePinch 0 points1 point ago

I think it's from the 'Watermelon launch in the face' think-video but I don't find it! :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

After seeing this so much I'd really like to know the context.

[–]Guesty_ 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]Monsanto_SavesLives 2 points3 points ago

1999

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

I can't remember the last time I've heard a joke in public

[–]Death_Taco -1 points0 points ago

"Admit it." <--Assuming I hide laughing at all.

[–]KarmaPolice911 1 point2 points ago

It's in the middle of this video, sadly couldn't find original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQSeSTH_Uuk

[–]cheesefalcon 0 points1 point ago

upvote for trying

[–]cleverquack -1 points0 points ago

Hey! That's not fair. We're racists too.

[–]Foster50 -1 points0 points ago

Well they are jokes. They are meant to be funny.

[–]famous23 0 points1 point ago

seen this before...but i still laugh

[–]dave_casa 1 point2 points ago

Guy was actually cringing, if you watch the un-giffed form.

[–]Nightmathzombie 0 points1 point ago

ANNND the opposite is true as well....

[–]Atrain009 0 points1 point ago

No shit.

[–]Shploosh 0 points1 point ago

I don't really think anyone was denying it...

[–]vilaboaFR 0 points1 point ago

This is surprising?

[–]penultimator 0 points1 point ago

And appropriately there will be two down votes for every one up.

[–]SnoogleGoo 0 points1 point ago

Anybody have the video source for this?

[–]itsbloodlustduh 0 points1 point ago

My fav gif ever

[–]Krypt0night 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but smile every time I see this gif albeit not that creepily.

[–]maddyrose98 0 points1 point ago

Not just men... some women enjoy them too.

[–]okaycan 1 point2 points ago

thought was leonardo dicaprio, till he grinned.

[–]poofacedlemur 0 points1 point ago

I dunno. To me it looks like he just let one rip.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Sure am glad you decided to inform Reddit of this by posting this incredibly old, incredibly tired gif that is in no way related to the initial statement!

[–]MabyLater 0 points1 point ago

Only if the joke is funny to be honest.

[–]AlmightyFuzz 1 point2 points ago

At the funny ones yes. The only problem most of them are just awful and not funny.

[–]lushbust 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know/care to tell me the original context of this scene?

[–]LordGrey 0 points1 point ago

I must always upvote this gif.

[–]jordaddy 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote this gif. Makes me laugh every damn time.

[–]destiny24 0 points1 point ago

I downvoted because you said 'Admit it.'

[–]musicmangp -1 points0 points ago

Yes, most men are sexist. It's not a good thing.

[–]fireflyinajar 0 points1 point ago

Where is this originally from?

[–]idunham 0 points1 point ago

I've been wondering, and just don't know, What is the sauce to this .gif?

[–]lte246 0 points1 point ago

I see this gif all the time, does anyone know where it's from?

[–]HortensePJ 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I make sexist jokes about myself all the time :)

[–]FOADSASCUM 0 points1 point ago

People who think the occasional racy joke is always offensive are usually emotionally damaged and take themselves too seriously.

You can joke about the holocaust, you just better not suck at telling jokes, or people will get mad.

Its all about how its presented.

[–]dizziedawgie 0 points1 point ago

This .gif always makes me laugh and I still haven't found the context of it.

EDIT: Nevermind, found the context. Thanks to whoever made that helpful chart.

[–]Im_Captain_Qwark 0 points1 point ago

Where did the gif come from though...

[–]nerdyshades 0 points1 point ago

I have to ask, where is this from?

[–]giranda 0 points1 point ago

Damn, his teeth are jacked!

[–]Dinocologist 0 points1 point ago

BITCHES. BE. SHOPPIN'.

[–]MrRequiem 0 points1 point ago

I see this gif a lot , I always wonder what the context is?anyone want to shed light on that?

[–]235711131719 3 points4 points ago

Seriously reddit?

[–]globus243 -4 points-3 points ago

Karma Decay

35 reposts... that's ridiculous

[–]Blandfrw 0 points1 point ago

Quit with this god damn gif!

[–]conspiracy_thug -4 points-3 points ago

stereotypically speaking, feminists cant take a joke.

[–]fenwaygnome -4 points-3 points ago

Nope, just sexist men.

[–]dissonance_Incarnate 1 point2 points ago

Not necessarily I love sexist joke and any other joke at other people expense or even at my own expense providing the humor is ironic. I tell sexist jokes when they come up, not because i actually believe that (insert generic sexist joke topic here) but because the pure ridiculousness of the joke is the humor. Do women REALLY spend all their time in the kitchen? No but a good joke can be understood for the ironic humor and not the literal humor.

[–]fenwaygnome -1 points0 points ago

You use so many words of which you clearly don't understand the meaning.

[–]branbm3 0 points1 point ago

my favorite gif

[–]morkskogen 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you should resubmit it with the title "my favourite gif" and then I can submit a different one with the same title and put [fixed] at the end and then we will have contributed to reddit in a positive way and we can reap our well deserved karma

[–]branbm3 1 point2 points ago

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]i_haz_redditz -4 points-3 points ago

Who denied it anyways?

[–]Sokonomi -1 points0 points ago

Best smirk ive ever seen.

[–]PrincessNerd -1 points0 points ago

I guess that makes me a guy then.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]normalite -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, there is nothing to admit. Sexist jokes are funny, why hide it?

If a joke doesn't offend someone, it probably isn't very funny. Equally if a joke pleases everyone, well that doesn't exist.

[–]Mainaccountiswear -2 points-1 points ago

Is it weird that whenever a joke is sexist it's always considered to be against women and never men?

[–]strobeprobe -2 points-1 points ago

admit what? the broad stroke youre painting about men? this is disgusting. don't you know what it's like? I FEEL THREATENED.

[–]RossLH 0 points1 point ago

I went out to lunch with some friends today, and the restaurant had women's basketball on most of the TV's. We started discussing how boring women's basketball was, and really ripped into it, when one of the guys said "Man, we're dicks."

It was right then that the perfect opportunity to tell one of my favorite jokes arose. "Dude, do you know what the highest paid women's basketball player makes?"

"......60 grand?"

"Sandwiches."

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -5 points-4 points ago

I don't find Bill to be as completely objective as he presents himself but I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.