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[–]SpartacusMcGinty 13 points14 points ago

Watch that hand slowly caress his right shoulder.

[–]Azozel 25 points26 points ago

And then you realize, you automatically upvote yourself.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 12 points13 points ago

[–]stormyweather117 6 points7 points ago

that is so creepy... I can't get that smile out of my brain now!!!!

[–]scatr99 5 points6 points ago

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

Saved!

[–]Tr0user 2 points3 points ago

This gif has musical timing. watch it and say "one two three four five six se-ven eight, one two three four five six se-ven eight -"

[–]sleetx 1 point2 points ago

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

I want to see this without the rope in front, so it's just this nose-less man making that face.

[–]dangerousD85 3 points4 points ago

As many times as I've seen this gif that random hand petting cookie monster always seems to freak me out.

[–]mmaaaatttt 2 points3 points ago

I'm about to make your fucking day

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I remember seeing this on Cake Boss and laughing for a ridiculous amount of time. Then rewinding it and watching it again. Repeat.

[–]TehStuzz 1 point2 points ago

1000 now, how do you feel with that?

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 1 point2 points ago

There is nothing to describe!

[–]greatgolobo -1 points0 points ago

How about you fuck off and never come back to Reddit?

[–]Pastorius124 1 point2 points ago

Made me laugh. Good job!

[–]sugar-snow-snap 1 point2 points ago

YES.

[–]Bronze_Kneecap 1 point2 points ago

Well, have 3,621!

[–]idonotcollectstamps 1 point2 points ago

all you need is seven more to break the 1000 mark kiddo!

[–]iam9827 1 point2 points ago

Can't imagine how you feel right now.

[–]Mr_Skittles 1 point2 points ago

LOL, I saw this post a couple of hours ago, and I was the first upvoter :D Congrats man ^

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thank you! I was very happy watching the development.. and I did kinda think it will stop at 5 up-votes or so. Just like anything else haha

[–]wibz 1 point2 points ago

And how does your facial expression look like right now with this 5k-upvoted post?

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -1 points0 points ago

You'd have to put the monsters smile into the monsters smile into the mosnters smile into the monsters smile... Yo Dawg.

[–]TheDookMaster 1 point2 points ago

That's a pretty damn big upvote.

[–]igetdownvotedalot 1 point2 points ago

I made this account because I got downvoted to oblivion on all my other accounts and I'm finally positive! Such a glorious day!

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

I gave you an upvote for a good start!

[–]igetdownvotedalot 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]Aderath 1 point2 points ago

Greatest Cake Boss Ever

[–]iammonster 3 points4 points ago

What you did there, I saw it.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 2 points3 points ago

I hope I didn't make you mad!

[–]iammonster 3 points4 points ago

No you didn't. I admire your creativity.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank you monster! You're heart is as big as the plate of cookies.

[–]iammonster 1 point2 points ago

This is a happy place for happy people. But you're still a smartass!

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -1 points0 points ago

I know..

[–]77jamjam 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck is with all the upvote posts lately? And at least use an original gif you reposting faggot.

[–]Josepherism 3 points4 points ago

...seriously reddit? This is the best you have to offer in the comments section?

[–]jvslacker 1 point2 points ago

I agree. This is watered down bullshit that destroys Reddit.

[–]InternetRacist 1 point2 points ago

Careful he may reuse a tired gif on you

[–]midbc 0 points1 point ago

reddit is getting over run by karma whores and whiny bitches

pictures being reposted that always get upvotes by idiots and threads from people whining about not getting karma

i wish reddit never had karma.....that would get rid of the whores instantly

[–]ribroast 1 point2 points ago

This gif always gets me. Where's this from?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Sesame Street.

[–]Legosora 1 point2 points ago

It's actually from Cake Boss. They made it for him.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time. He's just so darn adorable.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 7 points8 points ago

I've never seen happiness in such a pure form.

[–]3rdOldTopComment 2 points3 points ago

Dear Sir, You just talked to a Comment Repost Bot

Proof

[–]2ndOldTopComment -1 points0 points ago

That one crooked eye ball...makes me pee a little.

[–]3rdOldTopComment -2 points-1 points ago

His happiness broke.

[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG 2 points3 points ago

/r/HIFW & /r/reactiongifs

Use them, you karma whoring pleb.

[–]slapanasswithanass 0 points1 point ago

son youre gunna straight shit when you see the upvotes you got. or make that face roughly 900 times.

[–]Remnantsoflime 0 points1 point ago

Can't you give yourself one single upvote?

[–]BuffPiggy 0 points1 point ago

Stuck in sex face.

[–]SentientPizza 0 points1 point ago

This is from Cake Boss!

[–]idma 0 points1 point ago

Can we stop using this gif?

[–]Sieg67 0 points1 point ago

Gave an upvote. Let's see how big that cookie gets.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]Schfiffty_Five 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine how you must feel now.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -1 points0 points ago

This is pretty much just like it. Just add confetti!

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 0 points1 point ago

Hey, so you've felt that way 785 times now? That's grand!

[–]mang87 1 point2 points ago

That's grand!

Irish?

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 2 points3 points ago

Look at the last name boyo. Very Irish.

[–]mang87 2 points3 points ago

Is that your actual last name, or do you just like whiskey a whole whole lot?

If both, well, Shit. I've been out irish'd.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 5 points6 points ago

Actual last name and I enjoy the whiskey, mostly because it has my name on it.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -1 points0 points ago

And very good in taste.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Sure is!

[–]mackenzieno9 0 points1 point ago

this is how i feel when a girl touches my willy.

[–]srkkp902 0 points1 point ago

No you don`t .

[–]demon1255 -1 points0 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

/r/hifw

Get the fuck off of r/funny with this shit.

[–]Beanbaker -1 points0 points ago

/r/HIFW

For posts like this :P

[–]hobbsarelie83 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm totally loving the Cookie Monster gif's that have been showing up here lately

[–]duchovny -4 points-3 points ago

No one gives a shit.

Downvoted.

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 8 points9 points ago

[–]Lucifers_Ka 0 points1 point ago

Logged in just to downvote you (and to upvote happy Cookie Monster).

[–]Kastenbrot[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy!

[–]artemis2006 -2 points-1 points ago

I know that feel.