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[–]nielson 20 points21 points ago

As a fellow dude, I'm proud that I can understand these perfectly, and imitate them as intended.

[–]Insomaniacc 0 points1 point ago

Hey dude..

[–]censoredmonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hey dude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, Then you can start to make it better...

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Though i am a fellow dude, it is missing the dudette.

[–]Mitch_Deadberg 5 points6 points ago

Original – Now with less jpeg compression!

[–]case_closed 3 points4 points ago

fucking relevant

[–]OMGBikes 3 points4 points ago

[–]TehPerfessor 2 points3 points ago

You'll get more points if you link directly to the comic

[–]AlexWilliamRoss 2 points3 points ago

This reminds me of that beer commercial

[–]TheRealSamBell 1 point2 points ago

This is one of many

[–]AlexWilliamRoss 0 points1 point ago

This is the one haha

[–]CrazyBunnyLady 0 points1 point ago

Bud lite I believe.

[–]jzsk8s89 0 points1 point ago

Bud Light. Only Lite beer is Miller :)

[–]cleeb 1 point2 points ago

[–]ExBladeRunner 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, the fan thing does not work with the new Dyson bladeless fans. Believe me, I tried. In a Frys. That was very busy.

[–]sokorice 1 point2 points ago

[–]ookeyikky 0 points1 point ago

Rob Schneider's bit on the versatility of dude is pretty good

[–]VeryYummy 0 points1 point ago

Well after reading that twice dude doesn't even sound like a word anymore!

[–]eddymurphyscouch 0 points1 point ago

Those guys are fucked, the ones stuck between the deep cliff and the giant scorpion. Also the funniest.

[–]IL_is_not_ItaLy 0 points1 point ago

As a dude I said in loud voice every verse.

[–]TheRealSamBell 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe the bud light 'dude' commercials haven't been posted yet

[–]epicaddict 0 points1 point ago

[–]slicwilli 0 points1 point ago

wasn't this already a bud light commercial?

[–]OWSucks 0 points1 point ago

upvote if you read them all out loud.

[–]Livinlarge1988 -3 points-2 points ago

Bro is also very versatile.

I also really like the Dude Bro combo, because you can communicate a lot with two simple words.

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was only the college frat boys that used "bro" excessively.

[–]andie2244 -5 points-4 points ago

DUDE THATS SO AWESOME. LOLOLOL