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GF of three years left me. So for my cake day, some Self Immolation suicide jump. [GORE] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]quasiswaly 1 point2 points ago

Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks.

[–]allworkandlowpay 1 point2 points ago

"You know, this 8 story high fall might not do the trick .... oh I know -- GASOLINE!"

[–]ChaosBeast 1 point2 points ago

My fiancee/girlfriend of eight and a half years just broke up with me me a month ago after (unbeknownst to me) freaking out due to us planning to move in with each other and me giving notice on my apartment, and in eight days I will be homeless unless I can find a spot. Oh, and I'm in graduate school finals (summer session) currently and working on my thesis. Life goes on, you Goddamn whiner. Go out with friends, get drunk, get laid, and stop being such a fucking pussy.

[–]sucknack 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but they are both stoners and have no money but a bbbbaabbby.

[–]quasiswaly 0 points1 point ago

Once again, assumptions. You really have a very small snapshot of our life, and that's only because you stalk our reddit profiles. I feel really bad for you.

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[–]ChaosBeast 0 points1 point ago

"My girlfirend left me, waaaah! I'm gonna put my suicidal ideation on the internets for all to see! Derrrrp!"

That's you. That's what you sound like.

[–]Jerksgently 0 points1 point ago

Ideation? Aww, you sound smart. Don't hurt yourself now..

[–]ChaosBeast 0 points1 point ago

No, don't you hurt yourself. And what the fuck are you still doing here, I told you to go out and have fun.

[–]Jerksgently 0 points1 point ago

Sunday at 11pm? I have important things to do in the morning. lol

[–]DrJOESanchez 1 point2 points ago

She made the right call.

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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3 months 1derp1 Fire here 158 354
5 months FurioSoprano Going out in style here 29 67
8 months Muffinmaster19 Pretty impressive way to kiil yourself NSFL here 189 249

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[–]Redrocco 0 points1 point ago

gif stops before the bus hits him

[–]ChaosBeast 0 points1 point ago

then a bunch of 3rd graders throw eggs at his corpse.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

She must have been so important being only a girlfriend for three years.

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[–]serosis -1 points0 points ago

Should have put a ring on it. Unless you are just enraged by the fact that she left you first.

[–]quasiswaly 0 points1 point ago

Hi! I'm the girlfriend.

He did put a ring on it. But a lot of things happened in our life. I don't even wanna start on the details, I don't know why he posted this, but don't try to make him feel worse, that's just mean.

[–]serosis -1 points0 points ago

I know it is mean. But I am tired and seeing self immolation gets me all riled up.

[–]sucknack -1 points0 points ago

Hey you two potheads with a baby and drama. How about you watch Romeo and Juliet and take a hint from that.

[–]quasiswaly -1 points0 points ago

Hey you forever alone pessimistic reddit-stalking imbicile, how about you don't waste the time watching a movie, and just kill yourself right this minute.

[–]sucknack -1 points0 points ago

I'm not pessimistic. I'm optimistic you resolve your issues.

[–]quasiswaly -1 points0 points ago

that's just not even true though. you're just an asshole. take care now.

[–]sucknack -1 points0 points ago

I know for you it is 4:20 all day. But shouldn't you be a bit more optimistic about resolving your issues?

[–]quasiswaly 0 points1 point ago

Listen, I'm actually a really easy person to talk to, and I'm getting the idea that you have some problems in yourself that you are projecting onto internet strangers. I'm making it pretty clear that I'm not going to let you bother me, and yet you persist, making assumptions about my life based on prior postings. I'm sensing that there are things in your life that you're having trouble with, maybe that's why you want to make other people feel bad...so if you ever need anyone to talk to, you can talk to me about it. I'm about to get my AA in Human Service, and intend to me an advocate for the mentally ill (not to make any assumptions about you), so you can rest assured I am really here to help you.

I haven't smoked weed in about 13 days, fyi. I'm not sure why you assume I'm not optimistic, but I understand, because you aren't even aware of what's going on in my life... and that's because I'm not posting about it on reddit. Why don't you just ask me instead of making assumptions?

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[–]serosis 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't really giving it, I am only doing this to see how far I could piss you off.

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[–]serosis 1 point2 points ago

No neckbeard but otherwise the description is spot on.

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