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[–]Parachute231 66 points67 points ago

So that's what blood pudding is...

[–]ResidueHow do fish party? Seaweed. 44 points45 points ago

Yay! Asian style. (I am not kidding, they have it.)

[–]elanasaurusBong ripper 27 points28 points ago

Oof, I want to visit Asia so bad, but I'm pretty sure I would starve.

[–]Bit_Chewy 23 points24 points ago

Never eaten Asian food before? It's not all monkey's brains and boiled dog, you know.

[–]kceb 11 points12 points ago

Oh god, the blood soups are to die for though!
So are the blood sausages.

[–]betterth 6 points7 points ago

Don't have to make it Asia to enjoy blood sausage! Give me an Irish Breakfast with black pudding mmmmmm....

[–]kceb 0 points1 point ago

Very true! I have only had Asian style though!
I need to broaden my blood sausage horizon.

[–]foo_fighter 0 points1 point ago

There's blood sausages in Mexico and Spain too. In Spain and Mexico they are known as morcilla, and in Mexico they are also is known as moronga.

They are made of pig's blood and mixed with rice, onion and spices.

I ignore if this dish exists in other latin american countries besides Mexico.

Edit: I just read the wikipedia articles, seems like indeed, other latin american countries have them, like Cuba.

[–]Bit_Chewy 10 points11 points ago

Eh, lots of cultures use blood for food. Here's some Finnish blood pancakes (with some gory-looking lingonberries).

[–]Han_Solo_Advice 3 points4 points ago

Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

[–]Bit_Chewy 3 points4 points ago

Have a line of this coke and you won't smell anything.

[–]Crux315 1 point2 points ago

dude, what the fuck

[–]VomitGolemCosmic 16 points17 points ago

As a Finn I can vouch for this. We used to have these at school for lunch every now and then. There are different versions of these pancakes, for example with spinach instead of blood. There's also stuff like black sausage, which is a Finnish version of blood sausage. Also similar is Veripalttu. Blood is such a common ingredient I can just basically walk to any grocery store and find fresh pig blood next to the frozen veggies/foods.

Now why do we have all these foods with blood? Well the northern parts of Europe are pretty much the worst place to life if you want to have anything to eat. In here it's dark and freezing for 8 months of the year. People used every part of an animal which could be eaten, because the food was scarce. And blood is a really good source of iron.

It's pretty obvious that anaemia used to be a big problem especially for children. My dad told me that when he was a little kid in the 50's his mom made him drink iron wine which was an alcoholic drink with added iron. He told me it tasted like crap and you can still see how drinking it ruined his teeth. My dad didn't even have anaemia he was just skinny boy, so it was just to be sure.

I love it how every piece of food I pasted just looks like some shit with berries on it. Obviously we don't put berries on all of our shit.

God damn I love this country.

[–]Bit_Chewy -1 points0 points ago

Bahaha @ mämmi. Tastes great though (with cream and sugar) - I love rye.

[–]Bit_Chewy 1 point2 points ago

Just so you know, the red liquid is just lingonberry juice. The blood is in the pancakes, making them dark.

[–]Crux315 2 points3 points ago

I know... what the fuck

[–]Bit_Chewy 5 points6 points ago

But then, Westerners regularly eat chicken ovulations and decomposing animal fat.

[–]Macattack278 0 points1 point ago

I get the eggs, but what's the fermented lard?

[–]fuckshitwank 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that will make the lingons feel any better about having their berries cut off.

[–]TheRoguePractitioner 1 point2 points ago

Looks like black pudding, also made with blood.

[–]destroyeraseimprove 1 point2 points ago

no wonder scandinavia is the metal capital of the world. my god.

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Or anesthetize someone, take their blood, get a venomous snake, mix its venom with the blood, and spectate

[–]ResidueHow do fish party? Seaweed. 2 points3 points ago

wut?

[–]grottohopper 0 points1 point ago

Vietnamese and Thai food are the best cuisines on earth.

[–]elanasaurusBong ripper 0 points1 point ago

Can't say I'm a big fan. I've had both, and have found one or two dishes I like. But in general, not a big fan.

[–]alexincode 0 points1 point ago

I've tried blood pudding and coagulated blood (I'm not sure which animal it was from). Neither was particularly good, maybe it's something you have to grow up with.

[–]99thRedBalloonHappy trees 0 points1 point ago

We have black pudding over here. It's a blood sausage and fucking delicious.

[–]Nomiss 148 points149 points ago

Who woulda thunk a coagulant would coagulate.

[–]soccerman 138 points139 points ago

coagulants gonna coagulate

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 3 points4 points ago

sprinkle some coumadin on that shit

[–]angryboobsNyanyanyana 10 points11 points ago

Jus put some tussin on it.

[–]permanomad 3 points4 points ago

You're all far too clever.

[–]Kowzorz 1 point2 points ago

And you got yourself a stew!

[–]givequicheachance 7 points8 points ago

...Coumadin doesn't work like that. There are already clotting factors in that blood, and adding Warfarin (Coumadin) won't change that.

What Coumadin does is inhibit the formation of clotting factors by your body, and it takes 3-5 days from the first dose to even see a change in INR. That's why when they start Coumadin therapy, they always bridge it with Lovenox or Fondaparinux or something for a few days until INR reaches the therapeutic goal range.

Source: I am a pharmacist.

[–]footballersrok 3 points4 points ago

I agree with this man.

Source: I'm a doctor.

[–]TheDamnAngel 1 point2 points ago

RN here. Thank you for your post, now I don't have to say it.

[–]420DeadlySinnerBong ripper 17 points18 points ago

can anyone tell me what kind of snake this venom came from?

[–]matttjonezHappy trees 13 points14 points ago

[–]jackskidney 6 points7 points ago

No he meant that it was this guy named Russell's pet viper

[–]royisabau5 31 points32 points ago

A venomous one

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 15 points16 points ago

A terrifying snake

[–]logicallyillogical 3 points4 points ago

A scumbag snake

[–]hacx 71 points72 points ago

[–]amillionlittlekiefs 11 points12 points ago

lmao what is that from?

[–]hacx 23 points24 points ago

[–]chocolatemilkman 10 points11 points ago

Whoa fuck.. Im going to think twice about wrasling with a snake next time

[–]borezShroom initiate 9 points10 points ago

How exactly does one go about wrasling?

[–]yParticle 17 points18 points ago

Pin its arms and legs.

[–]sageDieu 0 points1 point ago

ask your sister.

[–]StrictlyStupid 11 points12 points ago

That's how I would imagine a single, overgrown blood cell to look like.

[–]MachinaxSpace is deep 4 points5 points ago

That's it, snake venom makes our blood cells grow!

[–]JakkIsBakk 24 points25 points ago

jk, ketchup

[–]stonedintheattic 5 points6 points ago

im now extremely afraid of venomous snake bites

[–]EH1987 7 points8 points ago

To be fair, not all venomous snakes have this type of venom, others have goodies that makes your muscle tissue die and causes severe internal bleeding.

[–]UnicycloneHappy trees 2 points3 points ago

Or nerve poison, where you slowly become paralyzed over several hours and turn into a corpsicle when your brain can't tell all your organs to keep working! Don't fuck around with cobras, kids.

[–]EH1987 0 points1 point ago

Yes, the world of snake venom is wonderful and diverse!

[–]Elephant_on_Stilts 164 points165 points ago

The OP is lucky most of the time when this gif gets posted it nets low or negative results

title comnts points age /r/
What snake venom does to blood. 59coms 200pts 7dys WTF
snake poison reacts to blood 8coms 16pts 9dys WTF
Snake venom + Blood 1com -4pts 12dys gifs
This is what venom does to blood 2coms -6pts 12dys gifs
just a drop of snake venom... 7coms 15pts 12dys WTF
What Snake Venom Does to Blood 47coms 92pts 12dys WTF
What snake venom does to blood 396coms 1417pts 15dys gifs
This is what snake venom does to blood. 6coms 11pts 1dy WTF
What snake venom does to blood. 3coms 6pts 1dy pics
This is what snake venom does to blood 0coms -5pts 3dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]KrazyA1pha[!] 13 points14 points ago

I think it's less that he got lucky and more that he posted it to the right subreddit.

[–]Han_Solo_Advice 99 points100 points ago

Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

[–]UndeadTedTurner 7 points8 points ago

Wow a novelty account I can like. Besides The shitty water color guy.

[–]Paxientas 5 points6 points ago

Now say something about brains and CNN.

[–]DukeSpraynardWoah or whoa? 11 points12 points ago

NSFL. Literally.

[–]pavlovs_hotdog 13 points14 points ago

NSFH: Not Safe For Hematocrit

[–]PyroSign 2 points3 points ago

Count Dracula disagrees.

[–]DukeSpraynardWoah or whoa? 0 points1 point ago

Dracula likes his smoothies smooth, man. None of that chunky junk.

[–]elanasaurusBong ripper 17 points18 points ago

From what species?

[–]cky12qxz 5 points6 points ago

snake

[–]elanasaurusBong ripper 7 points8 points ago

Oh, sweet. Thanks.

[–]mercybox22 3 points4 points ago

kinda looks like a uncooked hamburger patty. gonna have to have mine well done for a bit now

[–]thebigstank 3 points4 points ago

I've seen this gif a few times now and it still boggles my mind at how extraordinary it is.

[–]radwimp 4 points5 points ago

This is known as "coagulation." Blood would do this even without snake venom. Anyone who has spent time in an OR can tell you that you have to remove solid clumps of blood from the surgical site all the time.

[–]kdellz 1 point2 points ago

Not that quickly. This is from a certain type of snake venom, likely a viper according to wiki

[–]herrshuster 2 points3 points ago

And that's why we use it as a clotting agent. Yay science!

[–]Butzopower 3 points4 points ago

my jaw literally dropped.

[–]igotnoobsniped 1 point2 points ago

looks delicious

[–]Frandaman760 1 point2 points ago

My understanding is that the blood super-clots, causing the person to experience trauma or whatever. Am I right OP, you are the god of "What snake venom does to blood [gif]"

[–]WakataALL HAIL 1 point2 points ago

I like how it's tagged "Bad vibes" hahah this is actually really cool, we use venom extracts as a clotting agent. Nature's crazy.

[–]iMini 1 point2 points ago

People, please note that only a very few snakes venmon do this.

[–]Mycobacterium 1 point2 points ago

This is also what happens when a person gets transfused with the wrong blood type(I work in a blood bank).

[–]tehgreatist 1 point2 points ago

nsfw?

[–]beliefinprogress 2 points3 points ago

For snake handlers it definitely would be NSFW. For everyone else, meh.

[–]UnicycloneHappy trees 0 points1 point ago

Gore. Apparently. It is pretty fucking gross.

[–]Ciwi 1 point2 points ago

Some snake's venom does this to blood...

[–]mikesername 0 points1 point ago

is that really how it works? or is this from a movie or something? Or both...?

[–]UnicycloneHappy trees 0 points1 point ago

It's a Russell's Viper. Its venom is a blood coagulant, and yes, it works just like you see here. Rattlesnakes and most other vipers use the same stuff. Cobras have nerve poison instead; you slowly become paralyzed and then you die because your organs stop working.

[–]Exterrobang 0 points1 point ago

Looks like tomato sauce that's been boiled down too much.

[–]vefobitseq 0 points1 point ago

Man its crazy the stuff that happens in you that you dont even know is happening.

[–]Bacon_nommer 0 points1 point ago

What a creep does with a jar of blood.

[–]imthegdbatman 0 points1 point ago

So gross it's blood puddy

[–]Mildo 0 points1 point ago

WERE HAVING GRILLED SNAKE VENOM BLOOD BURGERS! GETEM WHILE THEY HOT!

[–]sprinkles123 0 points1 point ago

reverse and it's "how to procure blood from tomato soup"

[–]PinkBirdtron 0 points1 point ago

That's one of the scariest things I've seen.

[–]dwallas 0 points1 point ago

I cant up or downvote that. Just plain freaky

[–]broden 0 points1 point ago

chopped tomato tin

[–]FairlyInconsistentRa 0 points1 point ago

I knew what that was before I clicked it. I'd seen it when it was on TV, it was a BBC Horizons documentry if I remember it right.

[–]whoaski_broski 0 points1 point ago

That shit cray

[–]themauwinator 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say something about reposts then i noticed that i was in /r/woahdude

[–]TronCorleoneCosmic 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much the same thing no water does to my semen

[–]Affe83 0 points1 point ago

If I remember correctly, this is what it does to it's prey's blood. It affected human blood in a different manner, in which it caused it to not clot. Death was through blood loss, in which the victim would begin bleeding from every orifice.

[–]nirviathan 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this posted a few weeks ago already?

[–]kimbroseph 0 points1 point ago

fuck

[–]MyHoney420Bong ripper 0 points1 point ago

Bad vibes tag should be bigger and more colorful....

[–]eric22vhs 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, It's been a good day or two since I've seen this.

[–]JediMasterSam -2 points-1 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
What snake venom does to blood (xpost from woahdude) 5coms 7pts 3hrs gifs
What snake venom does to blood. 59coms 200pts 7dys WTF
snake poison reacts to blood 8coms 16pts 9dys WTF
Snake venom + Blood 1com -4pts 12dys gifs
This is what venom does to blood 2coms -6pts 12dys gifs
just a drop of snake venom... 7coms 15pts 12dys WTF
What Snake Venom Does to Blood 47coms 92pts 12dys WTF
What snake venom does to blood 396coms 1417pts 15dys gifs
This is what snake venom does to blood. 6coms 11pts 1dy WTF
What snake venom does to blood. 3coms 6pts 1dy pics
This is what snake venom does to blood 0coms -5pts 4dys gifs

source: karmadecay

So not technically posted on here, but you'd have to live under a rock to have missed it.

[–]bellicose- 3 points4 points ago

Or you may only be interested in smaller subs and be unsubscribed to /r/wtf, /r/gifs, and /r/pics... Reddit is not the same for everyone

[–]DaVincitheReptile 5 points6 points ago

Or perhaps in the real world, because he maybe has a life.

[–]yellow_gatorade -2 points-1 points ago

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKHOLYSHITNO

[–]MrDoubleE -1 points0 points ago

O_O

[–]hoboreclaimer -1 points0 points ago

Nope!

[–]garotte80 -1 points0 points ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH.