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I think I'll be visiting the health foods store more often now... (imgur.com)

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[–]theearthvolta 51 points52 points ago

"Breaking News! Person found dead, in a bonfire, huddled in fetal position. He seems to be hugging some sort of fruit."

[–]wakinupdrunk 11 points12 points ago

It's fucking Summerhall all over again up in this bitch!

[–]The_Rat_Cook 0 points1 point ago

DDDDDUUUUNNNNNKKKKK D:

[–]whatsthematter 19 points20 points ago

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?

[–]stevencastle 0 points1 point ago

THEY TOOK MY SON!

[–]JohnDoeNuts 28 points29 points ago

I'm afraid I must do a Khaleesi blast Khaleesi.

[–]killerqueen216 5 points6 points ago

Hadn't seen this. Thanks for the laugh. This guy's just great.

[–]MarkHawk 0 points1 point ago

His jon snow and littlefinger are shite.

[–]omanboard[!] 13 points14 points ago

Ontario?

[–]bruvark[S] 13 points14 points ago

Yep! Waterloo to be exact.

[–]omanboard[!] 5 points6 points ago

Up in the Ottawa Valley we have road-side vendors for produce, and they tend to pull the same quirky shit.

[–]lily_gulmohar 0 points1 point ago

OK, But is using kg part of the Gag.

I live in Ont too but have never seen that only lb's.

Also shits expensive.

[–]Genesis13 4 points5 points ago

Ontarians Unite!

[–]themastersb 0 points1 point ago

I'm in Waterloo. Where is this place? PM?

[–]bruvark[S] 0 points1 point ago

No need for PM - I think they'd appreciate everyone's business! The place is called "Healthy Foods and More", and they're on Bridgeport across from the plaza with the Bulk Barn.

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

OOOH the Loo isn't very far from me.

[–]Genesis13 0 points1 point ago

Ontarians Unite!

[–]flaming_gonads 12 points13 points ago

Good things groooooowww in Ontariooooo

[–]pasmeme 0 points1 point ago

Yours to discover ;)

[–]Ca1amity 0 points1 point ago

Fucking hate that tune. But man is it iconic. And catchy.

[–]ByteSizedBits 69 points70 points ago

It is known.

[–]hollymo93 63 points64 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Sqhja.gif

[–]parkman47 4 points5 points ago

please explain gif

[–]HerpyMcDerpinstein 16 points17 points ago

Game of Thrones. Watch/read it.

[–]JabbaDHutt 2 points3 points ago

Hodor.

[–]donteatthecheese 35 points36 points ago

I'm not sure, but I don't think those are actually dragon eggs

[–]PENDRAGON23 -1 points0 points ago

They aren't.

[–]MagiesNoms 12 points13 points ago

I believe those are Sprite Melons.

[–]bruvark[S] 1 point2 points ago

I don't think so, but I don't actually know their proper name. What I can tell you is that they're a hybrid of honeydew and cantaloupe. Anyone else know if there's a name for that?

[–]MagiesNoms 1 point2 points ago

NC is going crazy right now with all kinds of hybrid melons. The local grocery stores sell sprite melons, galia melons, canary melons, and many other varieties with more foreign-sounding names. So I'm 100% sure these are sprite melons in your picture.

[–]weinmatthew 10 points11 points ago

Great for omelettes and taking over kingdoms

with one egg??

[–]Gescean 8 points9 points ago

Hatch purchased egg: Receive Dragon 1ea.

Dragon lays more eggs, eat some and breed more dragons! The kingdom shall be ours!

[–]Dunkelz 2 points3 points ago

I don't think mama dragon would take kindly to you eating some of her babies.

[–]Gescean 6 points7 points ago

Not if you raise her like a chicken!

[–]Sempiternus 1 point2 points ago

I'm no expert in dragon biology, but I think you need more than one dragon to get baby dragons.

Unless of course this is warcraft 2, then by all means continue.

[–]Gescean 1 point2 points ago

I think you've neglected to consider the highly prized dragon sperm bank association.

[–]spangg 1 point2 points ago

  1. Make giant Omelettes

  2. Feed to Kings

  3. Kings hand over their Kingdoms after they are impressed by your awesome omelette

  4. Raise taxes

  5. PROFIT!

[–]mvincent17781 4 points5 points ago

I gotta let Spyro know. This would help him so much.

[–]DuggyMcPhuckerson 3 points4 points ago

Your wife is gonna be uber-pissed when you toss her ass in the fire with those.

[–]MTGothmog 23 points24 points ago

Khaleesi must know of the theft of her eggs. Your skin will shade her khalasar in the red waste.

[–]Eustace__Bagge 6 points7 points ago

...with fire and blood.

[–]nightfire1 3 points4 points ago

Look more like painted rocks to me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Getting them to hatch can be a real drag though. You'd better not mind a little heat.

[–]milfordcubicle 4 points5 points ago

If they are actually eggs, they're probably ostrich eggs.

[–]JavaMoose 17 points18 points ago

They're melons, which kinda sucks since the since would be way cooler if they were at least some kind of egg...

[–]EvilFrostop 11 points12 points ago

I just picture a guy next to a frying pan, butter frying. He goes to crack the egg...and it's a melon. It is tragic.

[–]Numlocks 6 points7 points ago

That sounds like a terrible omelette.

[–]swaggdog 1 point2 points ago

If it was a dragon I would find the farm that sells them and raise my own dragon, get my magical powers, and ride my dragon till I die.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping for some Ostrich balut.

[–]shizzla 1 point2 points ago

I want ostrich eggs! !

[–]thejimla 1 point2 points ago

Whole Foods. Although Emu eggs look cooler http://i.imgur.com/ogpfm.jpg

[–]bondinferno 2 points3 points ago

Wait a second, those are just shitty melons!

[–]Ikarus3426 2 points3 points ago

Pfff, health food stores are ridiculously overpriced. You can get a dozen dragon eggs at the supermarket for $2.

[–]exactlycake 2 points3 points ago

GODDAMNIT HAGRID, NO.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

I just had the realization that I could be cosplaying as Daenarys Targaryen. Mind. Fucking. BLOWN.

[–]Bittums 1 point2 points ago

I always used to pretend ostrich eggs were dragon eggs.

[–]sparx483 1 point2 points ago

Hogwarts has a farmers market?

[–]gay_unicorn666 1 point2 points ago

Dude, you've been duped. You can tell they aren't real dragon eggs.
They don't even have polka dots on them.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to SPOILER Foods.

[–]spencer8828 1 point2 points ago

Khaleesi must know of the theft of her eggs. Your skin will shade her khalasar in the red waste.

[–]newengland1230 1 point2 points ago

And serving as a very tedious subplot to an otherwise entertaining show

[–]djfoops 1 point2 points ago

Thumbnail looked like tits, disapoint.jpg

[–]ofirissmart 1 point2 points ago

Would you really prefer a basket full of dismembered tits?!

[–]JustCallMeDave 1 point2 points ago

Your health food store must be in Hogsmeade

[–]Bierce_Bash 0 points1 point ago

Eh,Diagon Alley

[–]Reygle 0 points1 point ago

I don't know.. they look like Cantaloupes to me.

[–]hoikarnage 7 points8 points ago

I think you mean honeydew melons.

[–]canadian_moose 0 points1 point ago

why cant i live in such a town that sells stuff like that?

[–]wtfwasthatdave 0 points1 point ago

Super ninja boys for the SNES come to mind for anyone else?

[–]benutne 0 points1 point ago

Those are some of the best cucumbers ever. Easy to grow and they produce like mad.

[–]KaiserDragon 0 points1 point ago

Eat them all, I hate kids anyway.

[–]Sad_Chris_Traeger 0 points1 point ago

I tried dragon eggs for the first time just the other day, LITERALLY greatest omelet I have ever had. Overflowing with B Vitamins.

[–]darkops32 0 points1 point ago

/r/gameofthrones would love this.

[–]bruvark[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good point! I'm relatively new to Reddit (created an account, but mostly lurked), can anyone tell me if there's a special way to cross-post?

EDIT: I see that Transylvanian has already done it. Request is redundant.

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

But we don't know if that is true yet.

[–]Robert_Cannelin 0 points1 point ago

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]MrObjector 0 points1 point ago

What have you done?!

[–]xXStonerSimpsonXx 0 points1 point ago

Mmm ostrich

[–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

What kingdom do you have in mind?

[–]miurabull -5 points-4 points ago

surely if there are actually any dragon eggs left in existence then they would be protected? not to mention inedible?

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