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[–]blore40 2 points3 points ago

Real men use jackhammers and pressure washers.

[–]chain_chomp 1 point2 points ago

Floss with chainsaw.

[–]bennycabrillo 2 points3 points ago

you spelled insane wrong

[–]IndianaJwns 2 points3 points ago

Like a toddler?

[–]SJag -1 points0 points ago

If it's not all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!

[–]kittehzekat 0 points1 point ago

thought "Brazzers" for some reason...

[–]A_G 1 point2 points ago

That's really not funny.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 0 points1 point ago

It's like he's that one guy that always tries too hard to be funny....

[–]GoddessMercy 1 point2 points ago

Made my night. Thank you.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 0 points1 point ago

Really? That's all it takes to make your night?

[–]GoddessMercy 0 points1 point ago

sadly enough, it doesn't take much these days. I apologize if my finding something a little uplifting offended you. I just don't even know what the fuck to say on Reddit anymore without people getting pissed off.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 0 points1 point ago

Why would I be offended, I'm just a stranger on reddit. Cheer up!! you shouldn't take Reddit so serious.

[–]GoddessMercy 0 points1 point ago

i wouldn't take it so seriously if I didn't get the damn hammer dropped on me every time i make a comment. -_- but thanks.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't come here to seek approval of others, you should just say what's on your mind and that's that.

Just watch this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpUC8gBIDtU