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Another kind of Alphabet... (x-post from r/creepy) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ostermei 232 points233 points ago

by Edward Gorey.

[–]tardisrider613 187 points188 points ago

I'm always surprised when such famous things like this get into WTF.

[–]Zhang5 78 points79 points ago

Here's what appears to be the whole thing (The Gashlycrumb Tinies) for folks who don't want to deal with it being a gif.

[–]bytesmith 19 points20 points ago

It makes a lovely poster and it's fun to teach to nieces and nephews alike.

[–]superherogrrl 15 points16 points ago

I bought one for my son :)

[–]zvercher 6 points7 points ago

My 2 year old loves it! His aunt used to read it to him all the time, so we bought him a copy.

[–]GreatGroovyGood 2 points3 points ago

Uhh...

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      [–]Jaboomaphoo 4 points5 points ago

      This is what should have been posted.

      [–]Zhang5 1 point2 points ago

      I'm guessing OP found it as a gif on /r/creepy and didn't know what it was from and was too lazy to figure it out or assumed it was just the gif.

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        [–]_godiva_ 37 points38 points ago

        Back in my 8th grade french class we were required to translate an English poem or short story into French. I chose this Edward Gorey poem (which, by the way, is titled The Gashlycrumb Tinies). Much like Reddit, no one in my school faculty was familiar with Edward Gorey, and I ended up labeled disturbed and antisocial, and recommended for counseling.

        tl;dr I was the only one in my school who actually read books, and that means I need therapy.

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

        I hoped you learned something from that.

        [–]_godiva_ 7 points8 points ago

        Yes. Do not send my kids to public school, for they will be weird and I do not want them learning that this is a bad thing.

        [–]Agehn 1 point2 points ago

        Or make sure to send your kids to a good public school. Maybe even get on the school board or something and make sure shit like that doesn't happen.

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          [–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points ago

          Did you translate ennui correctly?

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            [–]derekwtg 15 points16 points ago

            I thought Edward Gorey was fairly common knowledge too... shrug

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

            People here probably think this art style started on The Simpsons with "Dark Stanley"

            [–]CelebornX 3 points4 points ago

            People always say this whenever an Edward Gorey piece pops up here.

            But his stuff makes everyone say "WTF" and in the schocked and appalled way, too, not the "Bag of almonds labeled cashews" way.

            I think it's perfectly acceptable for this subreddit.

            Just because he's popular for creating darkly humorous material doesn't mean that it doesn't belong here.

            [–]Daveyd325 4 points5 points ago

            I have never even heard of Edward Gorey.

            [–]tardisrider613 9 points10 points ago

            Well, then don't just sit there--you have some googling to do.

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              [–]theheartofgold 8 points9 points ago

              I went to Edward Gorey's house on Cape Cod, which has been turned into a museum. It was pretty much exactly what you'd expect his house to look like. A friend of his (who I suspect was probably his lover) gave a lovely tour with a lot of little personal details.

              I recommend it if you're ever in MA or on the Cape.

              [–]Rat_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

              He has the most appropriate surname.

              [–]yukinolove 1 point2 points ago

              I was gonna post that myself :)

              [–]superpandagirl 1 point2 points ago

              I have copies of all of his work :)

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                [–]thjasse 108 points109 points ago

                Apparently I read slow.

                [–]Bainemo 27 points28 points ago

                I've always been an above average reader and this was just about at my maximum near the end when the sentences got longer and the frames got shorter

                [–]rustyderps 16 points17 points ago

                You could either read the slide or look at the picture there wasn't really room for both

                [–]tha22 10 points11 points ago

                Reading it as a poem helps a lot.

                [–]ostermei 2 points3 points ago

                If you're using Chrome, this may be helpful.

                [–]cookiewalla 1 point2 points ago

                I like you

                [–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 1 point2 points ago

                Just pause it, bro.

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                  [–]Zeroman64 52 points53 points ago

                  Different, but in song!

                  [–]Blue_ODaniel 23 points24 points ago

                  I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who listens to Creature Feature

                  [–]Acid-Trip 5 points6 points ago

                  I was hoping that's what the link was.

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                    [–]HuckleZin 6 points7 points ago

                    Thank you for taking the time to post this, because I was just gonna stare till someone did. stares

                    [–]HuckleZin 4 points5 points ago

                    Also, I totally sang the gif.

                    [–]Mr_Mimiseku 3 points4 points ago

                    That is catchy as fuck. I love it.

                    [–]PeaWillow 2 points3 points ago

                    Read by a three year old.

                    [–]Rubri180 1 point2 points ago

                    I came here to post this, and I am glad you are awesome. Just gotta say that, yep

                    [–]badmanbadii7 1 point2 points ago

                    Came looking for Creature Feature post very impressed.

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                      [–]probably-maybe 19 points20 points ago

                      Edward Gorey. I've got the cover of this book tattooed on my bicep.

                      [–]SunnySideUp_MD 4 points5 points ago

                      Girl I know with similar tat on left arm

                      [–]scorpio_on_blue_moon 8 points9 points ago

                      A little more convenient look !!

                      [–]TheDoubtfulGuest 8 points9 points ago

                      Fun fact: my reddit name is an Edward Gorey story. Have a tattoo of the little guy on my right forearm.

                      [–]componentfield 1 point2 points ago

                      it's so rare that i notice reddit usernames, but sometimes they're worth the look.

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                        [–]jenniferwhateves 17 points18 points ago

                        Maybe not WTF worthy, but I like it.

                        [–]Hbomb1285 3 points4 points ago

                        Love it whats ennui?

                        [–]waterboy1321 9 points10 points ago

                        Ennui is excessive boredom

                        [–]_jamil_ 17 points18 points ago

                        usually combined with existential despair.

                        [–]sty1emonger 11 points12 points ago

                        and/or reddit.

                        [–]ThirdFloorGreg 1 point2 points ago

                        In french it just means boredom, but in English its a bit harder to explain. Boredom is an aspect, but it's combined with a sort of introspective unease. Basically, it's the emotion that goes with that particular sigh I have no idea how to represent with text. If you get it you'll know what I'm talking about. Interestingly, there is a French word for the same thing, but they stole it from English: "le spleen."

                        [–]Hpac 25 points26 points ago

                        As a kid, I had a poster with all these in my room. It always made me giggle a little. I suppose I should see a shrink.

                        [–]zopilote15 8 points9 points ago

                        One of my old high school English teachers had this in his room. He was my favorite.

                        [–]componentfield 2 points3 points ago

                        hardly odd. gorey's pretty normal.

                        [–]killmatos 15 points16 points ago

                        Y is for Yorick, the last man on earth

                        [–]YouSmellLikeBurning 13 points14 points ago

                        You will remember Yorick Mori.

                        [–]caepha 10 points11 points ago

                        Don't worry about zilean either. He probably used his ulty.

                        [–]jeevaschan 4 points5 points ago

                        one by one we bite the dust

                        we kick the bucket and begin to rust

                        give up the torch when the number's up

                        we all fall down

                        ashes to ashes bones to paste

                        you'll wither away in your resting place

                        eternity in a wooden case we all fall down

                        [–]Maxwell_House 4 points5 points ago

                        A few of those really remind me of the way some children die in "The Woman in Black."

                        [–]MusicMagi 2 points3 points ago

                        Amphigory!

                        [–]Saefer 2 points3 points ago

                        Reminds me of this short scene from Humanity Has Declined.

                        [–]whatever_it_is 2 points3 points ago

                        Zillah went out like a rock star.

                        [–]acidbones 2 points3 points ago

                        Gashlycrumb Tinies, Siobhan Magnus (American Idol) has a tattoo on her arm from the cover :)

                        [–]iHaveBadIdeas 2 points3 points ago

                        Well, now we know where George R.R. Martin learned his letters

                        [–]disrespectful 9 points10 points ago

                        I had to look up ennui

                        [–]fjorkyna 7 points8 points ago

                        I got excited when I saw that word in the gif. It's one of my favorites!

                        [–]dr_wang 3 points4 points ago

                        in this context it means boredom.

                        [–]randy9876 2 points3 points ago

                        Ah yes, I have always identified with the unfortunate Neville.

                        [–]hotdishgirl 1 point2 points ago

                        Glad I'm not the only one!

                        [–]rmhawesome 1 point2 points ago

                        Describes most redditors pretty well actually

                        [–]Aiyon 5 points6 points ago

                        F made me chuckle. Fanny was sucked dry. :P

                        [–]specialvillain 2 points3 points ago

                        How has nobody mentioned Mr. David Lynch yet?

                        [–]KingKitteh 1 point2 points ago

                        My eyebrows raised, that makes it's worthy in my opinion.

                        [–]namegoeswhere 1 point2 points ago

                        Edward Gorey gave me nightmares as a child. Mostly because my name is one of those. But now I keep it on rotation for facebook profile pictures.

                        [–]joshc643 1 point2 points ago

                        my brother had this calendar. funny that i keep seeing these pics lately

                        [–]Dhorton2003 1 point2 points ago

                        Love this book

                        [–]wtfOP 1 point2 points ago

                        ICANTREADFASTENOUGH

                        [–]0wl-Exterminator 1 point2 points ago

                        B is for Basel, abducted by bears.

                        [–]El-Babirusa 1 point2 points ago

                        And then there were none.

                        [–]LiamtheFilmMajor 1 point2 points ago

                        We used to have this as a book when I was little and then this mothers day I got my mom a set of cool tarot cards drawn by Edward Gorey. What a strange guy.

                        [–]Groggiebear 1 point2 points ago

                        My biology teacher, who I had in 9th grade and then again for AP Biology in 12th, had this poster in her classroom. Anytime administration wanted it taken down, she'd use the power of TENURE on them to keep it up.

                        [–]AREYOUSauRuS 1 point2 points ago

                        Yorick got his head knocked in.... finally.

                        [–]DatKass 1 point2 points ago

                        About fucking time Yorick dies.

                        [–]gnosticlava 1 point2 points ago

                        This is not wtf, this is Edward Gorey.

                        [–]TheOnlyAlex 1 point2 points ago

                        Did "K" make anyone else laugh?

                        [–]poopypony 1 point2 points ago

                        LOVE Edward Gorey. So not WTF material.

                        [–]Grumblepuffs 1 point2 points ago

                        as someone named Basil i jumped up and down in excitement to see my name

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                        [–]Bryceybryce 1 point2 points ago

                        I like the guy who died of ennui.

                        [–]reddit_poster_anon 1 point2 points ago

                        Definitely read "U" as "Ooh is for Una".

                        [–]laylaylena 1 point2 points ago

                        I've been to the Edward Gorey house! I had more fun than I'd like to admit...

                        [–]violetcandies 1 point2 points ago

                        I gave my husband this book for our first valentine's day.

                        [–]SaebraK 1 point2 points ago

                        Love this book, it's twisted and adorable.

                        [–]NovaKitFoX 1 point2 points ago

                        So eather A this is insipired by the Band Creature Feature or the other way around http://youtu.be/ROyQjQ6iR1I

                        Great find

                        [–]newguy25 1 point2 points ago

                        I bought this book for my oldest daughter to read to her kids.

                        [–]majorkick 1 point2 points ago

                        My boss read this to me at work!!! He got everyone together and went through the whole book sound effects and everything!! Damn I love my job

                        [–]kunteper 1 point2 points ago

                        x is for xerxes devoured BY SPARTANS

                        [–]gnomestress 3 points4 points ago

                        Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well.

                        [–]ArtScrolld 2 points3 points ago

                        Horatio's not here...

                        [–]quirkywriter 1 point2 points ago

                        A man of infinite jest...

                        [–]Protagoris 1 point2 points ago

                        "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio;"

                        [–]Silvercumulus 1 point2 points ago

                        Drunk at a party couple weeks ago, someone had a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka. My friend drunkenly held it and said, "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him. He was hung."

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                          [–]mbrown9412 1 point2 points ago

                          I own this! It's in a book called Amphigory with several other strange stories.

                          [–]boggart777 3 points4 points ago

                          "the gahstly crumb tinies"

                          [–]LittleDuckie 1 point2 points ago

                          Main thing I noticed was that a lot of the names are characters in League of Legends. Zilean, Yorick, Victor, even Susan! I think i've been playing too much..

                          [–]Bainemo 1 point2 points ago

                          Z is for zillah, not zilean

                          [–]allthosefeels 0 points1 point ago

                          Basil probably called someone bald.

                          [–]MasterNyx 0 points1 point ago

                          D is for Douglas, de-livered by drink.

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                          [–]Kayfith 0 points1 point ago

                          I remember reading this book out loud one time at a party when we were hanging out in my friend's sister's art studio. good times.

                          [–]cochice 0 points1 point ago

                          My buddy and I found this in a book store when we were 10. I just sat there wondering what the word was that I was looking for. I now know that word or words i should say...what the fuck.

                          [–]Venomousx 0 points1 point ago

                          Made me laugh ; Maybe I should get the book people keep mentioning

                          [–]eliguy666 0 points1 point ago

                          Not at all creepy, my English teacher had it up last year and it was great!

                          [–]AdelineLee 0 points1 point ago

                          Dude. Edward Gorey is the shit. This is how I remembered the letter s as a kid.

                          [–]meowfacekillah 0 points1 point ago

                          I have this poster in my bathroom! Was thinnking of taking it down before my kid can read it...

                          [–]Eindys 0 points1 point ago

                          I love it.

                          [–]QuiteUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

                          Poor Fanny. Being sucked dry by a leech would most definitely be uncomfortable.

                          [–]KermAmrek 0 points1 point ago

                          I've always had this around my house ever since I can remember. It's this giant framed picture that's moved from the living room to the kitchen and finally to my room. The story goes that when my mom bought it the lady she was buying it from asked "So where's it going?" And my mom replied telling her it was going in the kitchen. "So you're a single couple then?" "No, we have 2 5 year olds" the lady proceeded to shit herself.

                          Also my favourite is the one with the axe.

                          [–]TheBiles 0 points1 point ago

                          Score! They used my name for one of them.

                          [–]Norune 0 points1 point ago

                          B is for the blood she lost. C is for the corpse she left

                          [–]Stickygod 0 points1 point ago

                          I wouldn't be able to decide what would be the less painful death.

                          [–]rageaboutsugar 0 points1 point ago

                          C is for creepy

                          [–]HiggsBussum 0 points1 point ago

                          And B is for Benny who lost all his hair.

                          [–]paby 0 points1 point ago

                          Had the pleasure of meeting him and getting a book signed before he died. He also lived right up the street from me.

                          [–]Froggiefied 0 points1 point ago

                          Oohoo, so this is what the jeromes dream tour poster was based on, J is for jerome, who was killed by his dream

                          [–]pteek 0 points1 point ago

                          WE CALL UPON YOU, YOURMUSICALCOMMENTS!

                          [–]anonymous92 0 points1 point ago

                          Goes way too fast, needs to be slowed down. I either get to look at the image or read the text, but not enough time for both.

                          [–]KasouGenjitsu 0 points1 point ago

                          10/10 will watch again.

                          [–]And_Everything 0 points1 point ago

                          stayed for the Z.. wasnt disapointed

                          [–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

                          Ghastly Crumb Tinies!

                          I loved this book as a kid! Which is weird... but I still did. I know all of them

                          [–]lesleythegreater 0 points1 point ago

                          I love Edward Gorey!

                          [–]NineJuanon 0 points1 point ago

                          IT KEEPS HAPPENING

                          [–]Hanakoneko 0 points1 point ago

                          Now for an anime version

                          [–]GrandmasterSexay 0 points1 point ago

                          "Fanny sucked dry"

                          [–]YourWelcomeOrMine 0 points1 point ago

                          Slow the fuck down.

                          [–]WrittenRage 0 points1 point ago

                          Yes! I've been looking for this!!

                          [–]quenchingJOE 0 points1 point ago

                          I remember my old English teacher had this, in poster form, hanging in her classroom. She was such an amazing teacher.

                          [–]dbbo 0 points1 point ago

                          Copyright infringement level: 9000.

                          [–]RatedK 0 points1 point ago

                          OP: thank you very much for posting this, I needed a good laugh today :)

                          [–]mmmthatsgoodkarma 0 points1 point ago

                          I'm imagining the Decemberists putting this to song -- and it's awesome.

                          [–]NorCalNero 0 points1 point ago

                          Sometimes Often I wish my kids (2 and 4) were a little more scared of death. Should I read this to them?

                          [–]quinnste 0 points1 point ago

                          I love this book!

                          [–]givealittlelove 0 points1 point ago

                          Watched the whole thing...

                          [–]chimchim1 0 points1 point ago

                          I actually learned about this book in my children's literature class! but that class was boring and i don't remember what we learned about it

                          [–]theflyingtacomonster 0 points1 point ago

                          This makes me think of a Gorey Demise by Creature Feature. :)

                          [–]UnicornBob 0 points1 point ago

                          Oh, I got a calendar of those from the Chicago Institute of Art.

                          [–]inazuma 0 points1 point ago

                          this is interesting. my name is george and my parents/family always made jokes about me going under rugs during my first years (2-5). kinda creepy, actually.

                          [–]Harrison337 0 points1 point ago

                          "S is for Susan who perished of fits,

                          T is for tits, tits, tits, and more tits."

                          FTFY

                          [–]girlchef 0 points1 point ago

                          LOVE THIS, especially as a gif!!! One of my favorite books as a child was this.

                          edit: formatting

                          [–]mertzlufft 0 points1 point ago

                          This is similar to a song by Creature Feature. I think it's the Alphabet Obituaries or something.

                          [–]sydazlir 0 points1 point ago

                          I had a framed picture of that entire thing up on the wall of my house. I couldn't understand why my parents left it there, scared the hell out of me every time I walked past it.

                          [–]Impius 0 points1 point ago

                          Meh... I started my child's insanity early, this is his first book. http://www.zmangames.com/misc/baby_mythos.htm

                          [–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

                          Oh, goodie, now EVERY PAGE from this book can be it's own post!

                          [–]BounceTest 0 points1 point ago

                          The gif aspect caught me by surprise.

                          [–]staypuff626 0 points1 point ago

                          I thoroughly enjoyed that.

                          [–]poetker 0 points1 point ago

                          profiling for later

                          [–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

                          Not much NSFW content today. So Bro, you get a random upvote.

                          [–]rocketshipray 0 points1 point ago

                          I was on the Debate & Forensics team in high school and we had to participate in one category besides debate. I chose to participate in Poetry. We received extra points for visual representation of the piece we performed. I recited "The Gashleycrumb Tinies" and "The Utter Zoo" while in dark Victorian-style dress. It was the first time I received 1st place in anything (I had been runner-up in a few Math & Science competitions, but no blue ribbons.) and the only thing that I received awards in in high school, being completely pathetic at most sports and only okay at others.

                          [–]Bigernoi 0 points1 point ago

                          My friends mother has this hanging up in her guest bathroom.

                          [–]OneCello 0 points1 point ago

                          You know I had something to say but I forgot while I was reading all the pictures.

                          [–]defsam 0 points1 point ago

                          wtf? reddit is so delayed this has been on /x/ for years. da fuck.

                          [–]RickSHAW_Tom 0 points1 point ago

                          Alas, poor Yorik.

                          [–]liarliar415 0 points1 point ago

                          much love for edward gorey.

                          [–]liarliar415 0 points1 point ago

                          much love for edward gorey.

                          [–]MalibuBabs 0 points1 point ago

                          Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature

                          [–]NewLife09876 0 points1 point ago

                          Maybe I missed it, but... I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Tiger Lillies: http://youtu.be/KbmRHQ2c-jM

                          [–]TheLeprechaun04 0 points1 point ago

                          I actually have this book, bought it because I thought it was funny.

                          [–]AllanT44 0 points1 point ago

                          I read "T is" as tits...

                          [–]dee_mcfacepants 0 points1 point ago

                          Reminds me of this...

                          [–]Catalyst6 0 points1 point ago

                          Reminds me of the Silent Hill Homecoming poem for some reason.

                          (Also, can you really die of ennui? Oh god)

                          [–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

                          Rhonda > Rh'llor.

                          You're not fooling anyone, George RR Martin

                          [–]suicidemachine 0 points1 point ago

                          I'm not going to sleep tonight.

                          [–]DoinItDirty 0 points1 point ago

                          Am I the only one who read this in a creepy narrator voice in my head?

                          [–]zarmala 0 points1 point ago

                          I've always found this hilarious because I have a friend whose name starts with an L who actually breathed a thumbtack down his windpipe once. He's okay.

                          [–]Cwest64 0 points1 point ago

                          Poor Neville, death by ennui. What is ennui? Haha

                          [–]DubstepCheetah 0 points1 point ago

                          I own this book

                          [–]i_am_from_cleveland 0 points1 point ago

                          B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.

                          [–]drevie 0 points1 point ago

                          The Gashlycrumb Tinies! My Dad used to read that to me when I was little :)

                          [–]mutantlabor 0 points1 point ago

                          It's just the Gashleycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey...

                          [–]necrons_ftw 0 points1 point ago

                          Wasn't the post in r/creepy a x-post from r/Wtf?

                          [–]bchoins 0 points1 point ago

                          TOO FAST!!!

                          [–]pishiver 0 points1 point ago

                          http://youtu.be/to7PxdyEdDw <-- Here is the first time I saw this slideshow....awesome song by Dead Man's Bones...

                          [–]rwbombc 0 points1 point ago

                          I used to have this poster in my room in high school.

                          [–]superzzero 0 points1 point ago

                          Fuck my name's in there

                          [–]VegasKingpin420 0 points1 point ago

                          Read that shit out loud at the speed of the gif..... keeps getting more and more intense.

                          [–]fa_cube_itch 0 points1 point ago

                          I am going to be very careful going down stairs now. That was creepy.

                          [–]gore991 0 points1 point ago

                          My sister had this book, then her friend lost it. I really enjoyed it.

                          [–]sockymomo 0 points1 point ago

                          I own this book

                          [–]MarikIshtarSTV 0 points1 point ago

                          Is it bad I read these out aloud to the tune of A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature?

                          [–]mattockk 0 points1 point ago

                          It's stuff like this I see on reddit on frontpage that literally makes me say what the fuck to myself, I don't need to look at what sub it's from.

                          [–]nosoyogurtz 0 points1 point ago

                          What's funny is that Gorey actually taught me the alphabet.

                          [–]subarash 0 points1 point ago

                          Why, Assistant? You've had such a happy life!

                          [–]kennyrosey 0 points1 point ago

                          My boyfriend has this in calendar form.

                          [–]SinatraFan77 0 points1 point ago

                          Doesn't Ennui meant boredom? Good lord he needs a hobby. And who the hell gets smothered by a rug?

                          [–]JumpinJackRabbit 0 points1 point ago

                          They had this in one of my elementary school classrooms and it terrified me.

                          [–]darkharlequin 0 points1 point ago

                          The whole thing set to a creepy dancey song.

                          [–]radeyes 0 points1 point ago

                          Alligators all arouuuunnnnd, Alligators all around!

                          [–]FelixTheNomad 0 points1 point ago

                          repost

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                          This gif needs music with it... Specifically, this music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOzVkvRU1w

                          [–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

                          Whoa whoa .gif, slow the fuck down.

                          [–]CharizardRawr1729 0 points1 point ago

                          My mom's friend gave me this book when I was younger. Still creeps me out....

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