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[–]husao 22 points23 points ago

And the homepage of the artist because op thinks not providing source is funny http://www.martin-perscheid.de/

Oh and translation: "If cockroachs were christians"

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 3 points4 points ago

For years I assumed that was an old Gary Larson (Far Side) comic. I'm conflicted as to how I feel about this revelation.

[–]sturg1dj 0 points1 point ago

you know I have seen this picture hundreds of times, a ton on this site alone; yet this is the first time I have seen credit to the actual artist (other than the name on the pic which is tough to read).

Thanks for the link.

[–]CopperAlbatross 9 points10 points ago

I've wonder about this sometimes when I visit a church. Mostly things like: if Jesus was executed during the 20s, would the Christian church use a stylized electric chair as its symbol?

[–]army_shooter 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if he was hanged. Little silver and gold necklace medallions of a gallows and a body hanging from a rope around peoples' necks.

[–]TankorSmash 6 points7 points ago

I've wondered the same thing. They're worshipping a dude dead on an execution tool. It's pretty gruesome.

[–]hairyotter 3 points4 points ago

I take you have not seen Passion of the Christ. The fact that it is gruesome is part of the point.

[–]Dr_Wreck 1 point2 points ago

I take it you haven't seen that one episode of Louie.

[–]Roopa132 0 points1 point ago

And think about all the symbols in your everyday life that many people don't even realize that they came from Christianity.

Like the cross used as sign for medical stuff or the X in front of train crossings. Both of these came from Christianity but I'd like to see electric chairs instead. You could even hook them up to the train's power line!

[–]ProjectGSX 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of The Far Side. I approve.

[–]ichigo2862 2 points3 points ago

He died so that we might live.

[–]N8Caldwell 2 points3 points ago

"World Domination!"

[–]army_shooter 2 points3 points ago

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

[–]Toph__Beifong 5 points6 points ago

The guts of Bug Jesus were squished out for your sins!

[–]penultimator 0 points1 point ago

I gotta go check the bottom of my boots now.

[–]devilinblue22 0 points1 point ago

Las time I saw this I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur.

[–]Cris95[S] -1 points0 points ago

I remember when my great grandfather told me that joke

[–]hey_steve 0 points1 point ago

Actually most Protestant churches use an empty cross to symbolize the resurrection of Christ. Most Roman Catholic churches still portray Jesus on the cross because they believe that the sacrifice is mediated through Mass and is ongoing.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 0 points1 point ago

Chroach

[–]hippieswordfish 1 point2 points ago

as a christian, i find this to be hilarious.

[–]Chippohippo -1 points0 points ago

This photo was taken behind the microwave at Joe's apartment

[–]beanso -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks for not posting this to /r/atheism!

[–]Fleshgod 1 point2 points ago

Oh, don't worry. This has been posted at least 10 times there, too.