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[–]JediMasterSam 13 points14 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Vodka 0coms 123pts 11dys ExpectationVsReality
Drinking Vodka 3coms 7pts 21dys funny
Truth about vodka 1com 3pts 21dys funny
Drinking Vodka 311coms 1,365pts 5mts funny

source: karmadecay

[–]The_Viscount 13 points14 points ago

They make the men in those ads look like the fucking Illuminati.

[–]SirOrakle 4 points5 points ago

The Illuminati? Or Something worse...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Tequila*

[–]audifan -3 points-2 points ago

Rail alcohol*

[–]sokrateez[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Jenkem*

[–]audifan 0 points1 point ago

jagermeister*

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

the bar*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

penis*

[–]CinciJ 2 points3 points ago

pfffffffffff, everclear bitches.

[–]KiiLLBOT 1 point2 points ago

[–]show_me_ur_butthole 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one around here that thinks all vodkas taste the same?

I honest to god can not distinguish between a bottom shelve vodka and a premium brand.

[–]lukebukowiec 0 points1 point ago

this is a repost

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone honestly enjoy vodka straight?

[–]Learned-Hand 7 points8 points ago

Russians.

[–]seth11111 3 points4 points ago

Russian.

[–]botj 4 points5 points ago

Yeah. I am Russian, and that is a really good drink on occasion. You need a nicely served table with roasted potato and some meat and/or eggs, borscht, green onions, pickles, grey bread, garlic, salo, and really cold bottle of vodka. I can consume about a 0.350-0.5 liter in 6-8 hours if there is a lots of food. Last time I did my second Amnesia run with a friend, we "squashed" 0.5 liters of vodka each of us. It took us whole night. No hangover afterwards. Just do not forget to re-hydrate.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

As a man with some Russian ancestry I feel the need to do this one night.

[–]JTDeuce 1 point2 points ago

I do and I'm not even Russian.

[–]brygy24 2 points3 points ago

[–]sprocketsturgeon 2 points3 points ago

I'd drink ketel one straight... but it prefer it with some dry vermouth and an olive.

[–]citrus2fizz 1 point2 points ago

enjoy no, but vodka is cheap as hell and it does the job.

[–]jockc 1 point2 points ago

Yes.. I'm going to have some after work today.

[–]I_read_this_comment 1 point2 points ago

there is vodka with grass which is very good, but otherwise I prefer it combined with black or white russians.

[–]dancam90 1 point2 points ago

I can only drink it straight. If I drink it with any kind of mix I get sick faster.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Even with coke?

[–]dancam90 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I don't know why. My friends think it's the sweetness, but I haven't been able to figure it out. Besides, I like the taste of vodka.

[–]saberxzero 0 points1 point ago

I certainly do, i chug the same amouth with my friend and try to see when were getting the buzz

[–]RabidRhino 0 points1 point ago

I do but only the expensive stuff.

[–]griesuschrist 1 point2 points ago

Not really with Vodka...

Ether maybe?

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

That first panel has a pretty big spelling error. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A. Not C-O-M-M-E-R-C-I-A-L-S. Remember that for next time.

[–]Alltra 1 point2 points ago

happened to me last night.

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

That is just alcoholic yoga. It is like regular yoga, except you are wasted.

[–]TryHardzGaming -1 points0 points ago

You are a disgrace to all redditors.

[–]KDIZZLL 1 point2 points ago

This is why the Pros(alcoholics) always drink vodka before hitting rock bottom, it does the job well.

[–]pingthepong 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]Who_flung_poo69 1 point2 points ago

Apparently drinking vodka also makes you repost pictures too.

[–]ANONANONONO 1 point2 points ago

That only happens when you the whole bottle, I from experience.

[–]gikcheese 1 point2 points ago

Particularly poignant since I just got on the wagon...

[–]geurkms -1 points0 points ago

I suppose it all depends whether you're drinking Crystal Skull or Crystal Palace.

[–]steezenskis 1 point2 points ago

how the fuck did this get here. ive seen this a million times

[–]Evermist 0 points1 point ago

This is how vodka helps natural selection.

[–]sokrateez[S] 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see a vodka commercial with people fighting, puking and having sex with ugly people!

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a stripper stick almost an entire fifth of vodka up her asshole.

I don't know, it seemed relevant to tell you that at this junction.

[–]sokrateez[S] -4 points-3 points ago

I stuck an entire fifth of vodka up my asshole 2 weeks ago. It's still there.

[–]rabbitlion 1 point2 points ago

At least you tried to be funny. Better luck next time!

[–]Hugedo -3 points-2 points ago

This deserves more up votes. Good job.

[–]Bosswally 0 points1 point ago

here is the commercial if you're interested