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[–]FudgingHell 1 point2 points ago

...so we put an update in yo update so you can update while you update!

[–]deadsoldier[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]NorthWolf 1 point2 points ago

yo dawg

[–]dreckmal 0 points1 point ago

heard y'all like updates!

[–]djbaker 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is windows update like a bad puppy. The ONE night you are torrenting something you REALLY are excited for, that's when it will strike. When you awake and wake the computer up, excited to view your new thing you wanted to see, there is windows update, like a puppy that drug a dead bird and got blood and feathers all over everything. With pride it shows you this bloody mess and says "HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT WHAT I DID FOR YOU!!! I UPDATED!!!"

[–]whoknows78 0 points1 point ago

You can set when you want it to check for updates, you can also set if you want it to install them automatically or if you want to do it manually.

Click Start-> Type "wu" -> press enter -> click change settings.

Unless of course the settings are controlled by your admin but then again you should not download torrents at work.

[–]A40kKindOfGuy 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else automatically try to cancel the pop up?

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any other songs about updates?

[–]client_blue 0 points1 point ago

...Said no one ever.

[–]deadsoldier[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]client_blue 1 point2 points ago

Very true, didn't think of that.