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[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 3 points4 points ago

mother of god

[–]mistahsno 4 points5 points ago

BEES!!!!

[–]derpina_derpson 1 point2 points ago

tried to find BEES! face on myfacewhen. Myfacewhen suspended. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120530015843/villains/images/3/37/Impossibru.jpg

[–]thataway 5 points6 points ago

I'm ninety percent sure that's the episode where she gives everyone in the audience a car. I always thought it would be cruel if there were one car too few.

[–]SupermanV2 4 points5 points ago

That would be Bad Luck Brians one time appearance on the Oprah show.

[–]CowSarlacc -2 points-1 points ago

If there was one car too few, Oprah would probably just buy another car for the person who didn't get one.

[–]kopo27 5 points6 points ago

You get a down vote!

[–]Mrs_Stephen_Fry 6 points7 points ago

I'm 99% sure this is a repost.

[–]vxx 1 point2 points ago

Of course it is, with a slightly different headline

Now let us just wait for CtrlC_plus_CtrlV to post this comment:

upvotes or?

[–]Ieuan1996 0 points1 point ago

I've definitely seen this same post before with "drunk" instead of "good mood"

[–]vxx 1 point2 points ago

Correct.

May I introduce you to karmadecay.com

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[–]bagada[S] 0 points1 point ago

ps I may or may not be a little drunkish

[–]fakecandy 1 point2 points ago

Don't drink and repost.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

Reddit does wonders to make me forget about sending that nasty email to my ex girlfriend at 3:00 in the morning.

[–]wezdog1 1 point2 points ago

The door's over there

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

[–]LaPicturesque 1 point2 points ago

Repost. But well implemented!

[–]afondul 1 point2 points ago

this. is. amazing. hahahahahah

[–]heelys 1 point2 points ago

Let's play ONE MORE BEEEER!

[–]imdrunkandposting 1 point2 points ago

I can pretty much confirm thish. Here, an upvote!

[–]smatwork 1 point2 points ago

Eh, I prefer this version.

[–]TheVOiceOfSherman 0 points1 point ago

i was just going to post something exactly like this... im going to wait until my first day of school and kill myself along with all of my classmates

[–]NippleMan42 2 points3 points ago

Now you get an up vote for being the first redditor of the day to make me laugh. Thank you.

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

This is how I act when I'm in a really good mood.

[–]RedditGarbage -3 points-2 points ago

BWAHAHAHa hurrr heeeeuuu your a fucking faggot. Upvotes mean nothing they give you nothing. So you come home drunk and get on reddit? You must be a lonely little ass pirate. I hope you die.

[–]LOLZtroll -3 points-2 points ago

I find it ironic that Reddit hates Dane Cook, yet blatantly steals this joke from him