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[–]likethesea 713 points714 points ago

I should have noticed this growing up... I always liked the "boot" or "L" shaped nug because I could always get the best sweet and sour scoop/dip with it

[–]MasterWizard 48 points49 points ago

I was going to comment that this was very nostalgic for me, but really I still do this.

[–]snatcher04 136 points137 points ago

I live in Indiana, I refer to it as the Indiana nugget.

[–]willief 139 points140 points ago

It's clearly shaped like connecticut you cock.

[–]HumorousDaze 35 points36 points ago

lets not fight here, its shaped like the entire United States of America

[–]DaminDrexil 27 points28 points ago

Now, in all fairness; fig. A - fig. B

[–]AffeKonig 56 points57 points ago

What state is that?

[–]DaminDrexil 55 points56 points ago

[–]elshroom 4 points5 points ago

bravo, i was waiting for the loop in this one. i never saw it.

[–]jpthehp 26 points27 points ago

the great state of Ireland

[–]t1da1 2 points3 points ago

Fairly positive that's our great Canadian neighbor Greenland.

[–]Yip_yipApa 14 points15 points ago

Rhode Island, pretty sure.

[–]Ioewe 2 points3 points ago

I knew this was going to be Ireland before I even clicked on the pictures because of the 'in all fairness'. Only 'to be honest' and 'ah now' are greater indicators of the written hiberno english speaker.

[–]abom420 1 point2 points ago

It actually does if you annex Florida.

[–]Procrasturbating 2 points3 points ago

It is a prediction of what the US will look like in 1000 years if the global climate gets as hot as some people predict.

[–]CaptMorgan74 3 points4 points ago

It is most definitely WV minus the northern panhandle. (It's not really a part of WV anyway.)

[–]electricalnoise 1 point2 points ago

Now that you mention it, it's clearly shaped like a cock.

[–]Re-Bone 1 point2 points ago

Damn Indians....

[–]Bichofelix 1 point2 points ago

indianaians

[–]lanbrocalrissian 75 points76 points ago

Its shaped like Texas, because fuck you I'm from Texas

[–]cold_fire149 38 points39 points ago

Louisiana here, I'm touching you.

[–]gguy123 10 points11 points ago

You're nicer to us than Mississippi... you're kicking them right in the ass.

[–]lanbrocalrissian 1 point2 points ago

Quit being creepy Louisiana, Go gamble somewhere else.

[–]Vertibreaker 10 points11 points ago

Hold on hombre, those are too small for Texas. EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! Texas chicken nuggets are what the rest of the world calls chicken fillets.

[–]verbality 1 point2 points ago

or chicken tenders.

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm that this man is indeed from Texas.

[–]Whiskey-Business 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Texas.

[–]TwoLeggedRhinoLizard 1 point2 points ago

No, they're all shaped like Arizona because the all look relatively square

[–]Caveman788 2 points3 points ago

[–]CarnivalForce 28 points29 points ago

Wooh! Thought I was the only one who called it that. Fellow Hoosier.

[–]oyandake 28 points29 points ago

Hoosiers unite! Eat all Indiana Nuggets!

[–]irishdumpsterlove 1 point2 points ago

Followed by heart disease! Woo!

[–]TheVibratingPants 1 point2 points ago

Goodbye Mr. A!

If anyone gets this, I swear...

[–]WAxs1 11 points12 points ago

Hooiser your dipping daddy. Right here NWI

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

no, its shaped like missouri.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 9 points10 points ago

no, it's shaped like Italy!

[–]3sgtejeff 2 points3 points ago

You are all wrong...its shaped like a chicken nugget!

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 1 point2 points ago

yes and no Italy, and all those other places are shaped like chicken nuggets

[–]Piirahna 1 point2 points ago

Missouri here, I concur.

[–]deuce271 1 point2 points ago

I always thought it looked like Louisiana.

[–]z0mb0t 21 points22 points ago

Somebody out there other than me must also be ordering Hot Mustard, because they still have it. Nobody I know understands me.

Edit: There's nothing like reddit for reminding you that you're not as odd as you thought. Here's to hot mustard!

[–]pz4 9 points10 points ago

Hot Mustard, reporting in. Dip your McChicken in it.

[–]JonXP 14 points15 points ago

Hot Mustard sauce is the best kept secret of McDonald's. Everyone I've introduced to it has been a convert, but I've never met anyone who already knew about it.

[–]z0mb0t 3 points4 points ago

I'm so terrified that I'll go get some nuggets someday and it will just be over. What then? What do I do with my life?

[–]JonXP 3 points4 points ago

I've been worrying about that for more than a decade now, but it's still around. Maybe there's a high level executive that really likes it?

[–]z0mb0t 2 points3 points ago

And when that executive dies? What then? How will I satiate that spicy craving? No. I cannot abide it. Something must be done. I need peace of mind, goddammit!

[–]Joridel 1 point2 points ago

I've never up voted anything harder in my life.. What will we do??

[–]woohooreddit 7 points8 points ago

that sauce is the only reason I go to McDonalds.

[–]ctowntown 3 points4 points ago

I love dipping my nuggets into bbq and then hot mustard! drools I wonder if people who like hot mustard hate sweet n sour, because I HATE that sauce!

[–]igargleem 5 points6 points ago

Confirmed, fan of the Hot Mustard but not the Sweet 'n Sour.

[–]mightystu 2 points3 points ago

I guess we fall on opposite sides in the Mcnugget holy wars. Sweet 'n' Sour master race reporting in.

[–]ianmassey 2 points3 points ago

hot mustard is the only sauce for nuggets. once upon a time there was also honey, but those days are sadly behind us.

[–]Krewshi 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmmm... the honey was delicious.

[–]94Productions 2 points3 points ago

Hot mustard mixed with barbecue is simply amazing. Just saying...

[–]caitibug323 1 point2 points ago

I've never tried Hot Mustard, but I love the chipotle BBQ sauce. I may have to try hot mustard next time.

[–]Son_of_Samus 1 point2 points ago

I too always get hot mustard. Great alone, but even better when mixed with their BBQ. Also, BBQ mixed w/ sweet & sour is another worthy combo.

Don't get me started on the sweet chili sauce, though.

[–]Pally321 11 points12 points ago

Coming from Indiana, I always thought it was shaped like Indiana...

[–]Winkelkater 10 points11 points ago

aaah, no one likes the sweet/sour sauce around here, i always get the "eeeeeww"-look if i eat it.

[–]RandomStranger79 28 points29 points ago

I used to drink those as a kid. I don't think I've ever admitted this to anyone before today.

[–]Barbarus623 6 points7 points ago

I suddenly feel closer to you....Random Stranger

[–]PumpingFE 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted for coming out of your sweet and sour closet

[–]bunbunbunbun 2 points3 points ago

I even dip my fries in that. Half the time I order nuggets even when I want a Big Mac because I want to dip my fries in the sauce.

[–]Winkelkater 1 point2 points ago

me to, also, i dip cheeseburgers in there if i have some left.

[–]mightystu 2 points3 points ago

I know thee feeling. My friends all are BBQ or sweet chili. They don't understand my needs.

[–]igotocollege 1 point2 points ago

sweet/sour is the best thing they have. I think you must be dutch or belgian according to your name? Damn, love sweet/sour with my chicken nugs. Even dip my fucking hamburger in it just because i can.

[–]eggberts 4 points5 points ago

I dip my fries in the sweet and sour, even if I didn't get any nuggets. Also, big mac sauce as fry dip is delicious.

[–]mightystu 1 point2 points ago

Big Mac sauce as anything dip is delicious.

[–]Strmtrper6 1 point2 points ago

Used to always get sweet and sour with my double cheeseburgers.

Now they have mcdoubles instead, and make you pay 35 to 50 cents per sweet and sour. :(

[–]coolnamenumbers 34 points35 points ago

dat sauce

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[–]BigTuna820 22 points23 points ago

If you swap the second and fourth one, yeah I totally see it. Very subtle McDonalds.... keep it up.

[–]Sappharos 13 points14 points ago

Is nothing I think or do fucking original?

[–]Barbarus623 8 points9 points ago

How do you think I feel having the same thought you had as well? Even my doubts are another person's

[–]Sappharos 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you.

In a nice way.

...No homo.

[–]Barbarus623 2 points3 points ago

Given the nature of Reddit, when I checked this without context, I was like "goddamnit, what did I do to piss off the Internet this time?"

But everything went better than expected.

[–]Sappharos 1 point2 points ago

Don't judge Reddit by my actions. I am not a part of the system! Aggggghhh!!!

[–]Naniwo 17 points18 points ago

It...honestly looked like "yolo" to me. :(

[–]IamA_Agrajag 2 points3 points ago

yomcdo

[–]mikelln 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was crazy when I noticed that. Thanks for inadvertently instilling my sanity.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

Flip the first nugget 180 degrees and it says "yolo".

[–]skysten 1 point2 points ago

Yes I totally did

[–]BSev 9 points10 points ago

i personally prefer a barbecue/buffalo mix greatest combination ever

[–]The-Mathematician 36 points37 points ago

I've always liked hot sauce/ranch. But that's mostly because I eat Ranch with everything because I'm a fat fuck.

*Obligatory Franch Comment*

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

I put ranch/hot sauce on everything I get at subway.

I don't even like ranch but the combination is insanely good.

[–]g0shua 1 point2 points ago

Chipotle Southwest sauce, black pepper, and parmesan.

[–]saw-boss 1 point2 points ago

It's all about the barbeque/honey mix.

[–]Fluffy_T-Rex 155 points156 points ago

I worked a few years at McDonalds to pay off some debt and I was shocked to find out how few people knew this.

Fun story: At one point the store I was working in had this dinosaur-campaign. Dinosaur toys in the happy meals, funny dinasaur balloons, dinosaur flags (wtf) and that sort of shit. We also got a fuckton of dinosaur shaped nuggets. 3 different shapes if I remember correctly. I think they idea was to make the nuggets fun and novel to increase sales. The exact opposite happened. After the first two weeks our sales of nuggets had dropped by over 80%. People were disgusted to find out that it was possible to shape the chicken in any damn way wanted. The campaign went on for a few more weeks but the boss decided against continuing with the dino-nuggets for the remainder of the time :)

[–]testbug0 184 points185 points ago

People were disgusted to find out that it was possible to shape the chicken in any damn way wanted.

wat.

do they actually think nuggets are plucked off a chicken or something

[–]Fluffy_T-Rex 40 points41 points ago

Apparently. Or at least they were in my neighborhood. But we weren't exactly readers if you know what I mean :D

Also, I live in Denmark. We've generally not seen as many fancy novelty products as I understand people in the US see. Less exposure to weirdly shaped stuff might mean that we spend less time considering how they're made. But that's complete speculation; It's also possible that the costumers in that particular store were all just pants-on-head-retarded.

[–]ary201 6 points7 points ago

Maybe the people in your neighborhood just HATE DINOSAURS!

[–]Spamspeicher 4 points5 points ago

Nobody hates dinosaurs! NOBODY!

[–]smechile 1 point2 points ago

It's also possible that the costumers in that particular store were all just pants-on-head-retarded.

Hey, those costumers work very hard, and if they want to wear their historically accurate knickers/pantaloons on their noggins, they'll damn well do it!

[–]Kinbensha 23 points24 points ago

People generally like to think that the meat they're eating isn't processed to hell and back. Even if they know it is, they don't want to be reminded.

[–]drixyl 3 points4 points ago

Tyson dyno nuggets?

[–]MotherFuckingCupcake 1 point2 points ago

My brother worked in a Tyson factory for a little while, gutting chickens. I don't know how he can still eat chicken. :/

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

It's a NUGGET of chicken. If I wanted a teeny dinosaur of chicken, I'd ask for one.

[–]Drawtaru 1 point2 points ago

"Someday I hope to find the nuggets on a chicken!"

[–]RickDicolus 13 points14 points ago

Burger King came out with Rugrats shaped chicken tenders. It was odd eating children.

[–]Backstyck 13 points14 points ago

This is a fairly common feeling for those new to atheism.

[–]IForgotMyPants 3 points4 points ago

But delicious.

[–]whtrbt 37 points38 points ago

Somehow my brain read 'chicken nuggasaurs' at one point. Cannot stop smiling.

[–]TheQueefGoblin 1 point2 points ago

Nugga please.

[–]dal_segno 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for you because now I can't stop smiling either.

[–]Twibs 8 points9 points ago

Yeah it's one of those perception things. Like how people think certain fruits and vegetables come in certain shapes, sizes and colours because of it being the most common type sold in supermarkets etc, and as a result everything different is recieved as out of place, unfamiliar and in a negative air. I like to call it the "Stupid Society" view.

[–]FKPuu 2 points3 points ago

Is this the story behind your user name?

[–]smidge 1 point2 points ago

relevant username

[–]JimothyBilliam 75 points76 points ago

If you arrange them the right way, they spell out

"LOVE"

[–]FromaLand 12 points13 points ago

I'm lovin' it.

[–]Schismatron 24 points25 points ago

I dunno..if you switch the first and third nugget it almost looks like YOLO.

It's a grand scheme!

[–]zipKill_FRAG 386 points387 points ago

TIL that posts that belong on /r/todayilearned can be passed off as WTF worthy.

[–]LeDinosaur 63 points64 points ago

Judging by the rules of /r/todayilearned, this would not pass as an acceptable post. I think it should have gone to /r/pics

[–]setrakakan 128 points129 points ago

Personally I'd say /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]familyturtle 19 points20 points ago

Let's petition to bring back r/reddit.com

[–]serrakat 48 points49 points ago

Personally I don't give a shit because I rarely browse reddit one sub reddit at a time.

[–]TankorSmash 13 points14 points ago

Great, but there are people who do, the ones who created the proper places to categorize stuff. The apathetic attitude like that is a big reason that a lot of subs go to crap.

[–]AyChihuahua 8 points9 points ago

It is not a link to Wikipedia, so, yes.

[–]servohahn 17 points18 points ago

To be fair, it was literally the most WTF thing I had seen on the internet between the time that I clicked the post and wrote this comment.

[–]Rauwz 12 points13 points ago

WTF!? are you serious?

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 4 points5 points ago

I'll have you know this post made me scream in shock and brought me on an emotional rollarcoaster, the likes of which I have not felt since I saw a goat eat my mother's face while a monkey jammed bannans into the VCR.

[–]YouHaveShitTaste 92 points93 points ago

4 year old me says "no fucking shit".

[–]2erippan 31 points32 points ago

4 year old you is really vulgar for a 4 year old.

[–]Soapz 203 points204 points ago

This is not WTF.

[–]VodkaHappens 34 points35 points ago

I don't get it, what's the shock here?

[–]Anonymous3891 46 points47 points ago

Apparently a lot of people never realized this when they were 5. I just assumed it was common knowledge, since I figured it out before I could fucking read.

[–]Z0idberg_MD 16 points17 points ago

Sounds like your parents cared a lot about nutrition.

[–]pro_cat_herder 1 point2 points ago

Me too, and I didn't frequent McDonald's.

[–]italia06823834 11 points12 points ago

I don't get it, who upvotes this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The silent majority that upvote everything without commenting.

[–]a_unique_username 4 points5 points ago

I think people thought that the shape was determined by luck and how the mulch falls into the deep frier or whatever. I mean judging by the subtle different shapes then you can assume that's what the manufacturers were aiming for.

[–]jokr004 12 points13 points ago

Seriously! This has +1000 upvotes are you fucking kidding?? Has no one ever eaten a McDonald's before?! It's been like that for a decade

[–]Z0idberg_MD 6 points7 points ago

TYL some people don't eat enough McDonalds to see patterns in food shape.

[–]rosscatherall 1 point2 points ago

Who would have thought that a post on Mcdonalds chicken nuggets could stir up such anger.

[–]notsurewhatiam 3 points4 points ago

THIS THIS THIS, MOTHERFUCKING THIS.

ALL SUBREDDITS ARE FUCKED UP AND MODS AREN'T DOING SHIT ABOUT IT.

R/ATHEISM POSTS AREN'T REMOTELY ATHEISM R/FUNNY POSTS AREN'T REMOTELY FUNNY R/WTF POSTS AREN'T REMOTELY WTF

*LETS JUST POST SOMETHING MILDLY INTERESTING TO A POPULAR SUBREDDIT FOR KARMA!*

[–]willief 8 points9 points ago

You'll have to put that on /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]skellied 5 points6 points ago

Leg, thigh, wing, and breast. Back in the day, it used to actually be that the legs/thighs were dark meat and the breasts were white. Now its all "white" chicken foam!

[–]iwokeupwithgills 5 points6 points ago

Boot, baloon, circle, pacman ghost!

[–]kevinnoir 5 points6 points ago

I feel like in Canada we either only have 2 shapes OR I have been Nug oblivious my entire life either way.. interesting turn of events!

[–]kaiden333 1 point2 points ago

I'm with you. I only remember #1,2

[–]icycreamy 1 point2 points ago

nug oblivious will now be integrated into my daily vocabulary.

[–]MolsonIce 2 points3 points ago

You noticed that this late in the game? Clearly not a McPro.

[–]Mak8907 2 points3 points ago

I always liked the Boot shaped ones when i was a kid.

[–]humanman42 2 points3 points ago

Dude...they taste better. And the round ones are always the worse....

[–]WizardlySquid 4 points5 points ago

This should have been posted in /r/mildlyinteresting.

[–]FUCKING_EVERYTHING 6 points7 points ago

[–]misterfitch 15 points16 points ago

not wtf, please leave.

[–]abeck3 5 points6 points ago

you forgot dinosaur shaped from Burger King

[–]AmericaWolff 8 points9 points ago

And the stars and lightning bolts whenever the Harry potter movies would come out.

[–]Mister_Mars 5 points6 points ago

I miss Burger King's old chicken tenders. They were amazing when scalding hot and had the right amount of spice/pepper/whatever when I was a kid.

[–]mysticrudnin 3 points4 points ago

It's possible they stayed the same and your tastes have changed.

[–]N2tZ 11 points12 points ago

This is a picture of 4 chicken nuggets.

Care to explain to me why you posted this to /r/wtf again?

[–]eclectickellie[S] 2 points3 points ago

Its stacks of 3.

[–]N2tZ 7 points8 points ago

[–]vickysawyer 5 points6 points ago

HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT NOTICE!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Ahh yes, the circle, arrow head, pacman ghost, and foot.

[–]IEatTheRedOnesLast 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed this before, but tried not to think much of it. It's not really something I want to dwell on while eating nuggets...

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

If you rotate the first one 180 degrees through the y-axis, you get YOLO

[–]The_Docter_Who 1 point2 points ago

....eclecktickellie(poster) is a slow learner than...

[–]toddkddot 1 point2 points ago

"Save the neck for me, Clark."

[–]Patrosz 1 point2 points ago

Everyone knows the boot is best for maximum sauce to mouth transportation.

[–]Vicaarious 1 point2 points ago

[–]Madiyasha 1 point2 points ago

Always dip the round ones first 'cause when you start running out of sauce they only barely tough the bottom. Then move onto the boot/square ones, cause those scoop really well.

[–]skewp 1 point2 points ago

I learned that when I was 6.

[–]Coolbreezy 1 point2 points ago

Did you just arrive by spacecraft?

[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 1 point2 points ago

This is not even remotely WTF.

[–]stoicambience 1 point2 points ago

I use to mess with McDonald's drive-thru people when it came to chicken nuggets. "Hi! Can I get a 6 piece chicken nugget? Can you make it 4 boots, 2 eggs, no boots."

[–]Azzra3l 1 point2 points ago

Look reddit it says YOLO!!!!!!

[–]OfficialWhistle 1 point2 points ago

Yup. I realized this when I was 8.

[–]lusciouslou 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who thought it read "Love"

[–]2moreminutes 1 point2 points ago

According to McDonald's they have the ball, bow-tie, bell and boot.

[–]Bazzinho 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that first one is Ireland backwards.

[–]KalvinAlmeda 1 point2 points ago

If thats suppose to spell yolo, I will kick people in the face.

[–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points ago

He instragrammed a picture of chicken nuggets. Now THAT'S WTF.

[–]mrwolf214 1 point2 points ago

I think we can all agree that the boot tastes the best.

[–]danbronson 1 point2 points ago

Swap the second and last ones and it spells LOVE

[–]unrealious 1 point2 points ago

Stocking, tombstone, toilet/spaceship and cookie.

[–]TheOtherTimeLord 1 point2 points ago

How the hell is this in WTF?

[–]supertek 1 point2 points ago

I worked at McDonald's over a decade ago and noticed this as well. The shapes haven't changed. It almost looks like they spell L-O-V-E

[–]sadee 1 point2 points ago

I hate to tell you this, but McDonald's nuggets are made out of tiny amounts of chicken & chicken fat (for flavor) mixed with lots of flour and deep fried. They come in a few shapes because they begin life as a liquid and are shaped by a mold.

[–]Daamus 1 point2 points ago

I see the word 'Love" anyone else?

[–]resident16 1 point2 points ago

Anybody remember Burger King's nugs? The lightning bolt and crown shaped ones?

[–]jhandersson 1 point2 points ago

Change the places between nugget no. one and three and bam! "YOLO"

[–]WeldingMouse 1 point2 points ago

They come from what is essentially a chicken force-meat (Think spam) so they only have a certain number of punches they can use to get the meat shaped-cores in each nugget.

Think cookie-cutter, only with more poultry.

[–]igotocollege 1 point2 points ago

Wait this is legit? my whole youth, raped.

[–]Cynical_Lamp 1 point2 points ago

As a person who rarely eats chicken nuggets or at McDonald's as a whole. I did not know this. Thank you.

[–]castsnoshadows 1 point2 points ago

im just curious, but how long did it take you to notice that? i mean i noticed that when i was about 8. or do you just not pay so much attention to the food goin in your mouth?

[–]Nacmacfeisty 1 point2 points ago

I noticed the unnatural weirdness of this about 30 years ago when I had my first nugget. I also noticed what looked like a vein packed in with the other reconstituted meat substance. Haven't eaten a nugget since.

[–]myweekhardy 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the boot, the grave stone, the oval chicken paste and the circle chicken paste.

[–]Offbutton9939 1 point2 points ago

spells LOVE

[–]ThatSpuds 1 point2 points ago

Everyone tells me that I shouldn't love Chicken McNuggets... but they are the best of all maybe chicken. And often better than certainly chicken.

[–]EPluribusUnumIdiota 1 point2 points ago

I once got the elusive fifth shape, one that looks like shape #3, but ends with a large ball of spongy mess. Unfortunately, I bit into this disgusting mess before I realized its deformity. I don't know what was in there, not breading, looked like chicken guts.

[–]Skeetwad 1 point2 points ago

In the Barajas Airport in Madrid Spain, the Mc Donalds there has the huge plates that they squeeze the chicken stuff through like play dough. You can see the shapes in their purest form!

[–]LickItAndSpreddit 1 point2 points ago

Only today? How long have you been eating Mcnuggets?

They are known as (l to r): boot, tombstone, arrowhead and wheel.

[–]JensZen 1 point2 points ago

Who the Hell still eats those things? Gross.

[–]IsaacBau 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who sees them spelling "love"?

[–]Bass2Mouth 1 point2 points ago

This is not WTF. This is common fucking knowledge for any person over the age of 6.

[–]Traii 1 point2 points ago

They are actually cut to fit those shapes.

[–]Cyb3rRh1n0 1 point2 points ago

the four shapes are actually officially named boot, bell, bow-tie, and ball (as pictured in the pic, left to right)

[–]Stalejokesbakedfresh 1 point2 points ago

TIL chicken nuggets are shaped pieces of meat goo covered in breading.

WTF is up with that shit?

[–]completelytrustworth 1 point2 points ago

This is probably gonna get buried.

I used to work at one of the factories/production facilities that made these exact nuggets. You don't even know the worst of it. The mechanically separated chicken that makes up these nuggets is disgusting. I've opened up boxes where the meat is literally green and grey, and reeking like shit. Even if some gets dropped on the chemically cleaned floor we just scoop it back up and throw it all in the mixer, where it gets mixed with binders and fillers.

It all gets cookie cuttered, battered, fried, and only bits with little pustules (I assume of unground meat, but never asked) gets taken off the line to be ground up later.

[–]distractthepaladin 2 points3 points ago

Wow, I've never taken the time to sort them like that. Just think, there must be 4 nugget molds that squish out all the world's nugget supply. It just came to me that the WMDs we were looking for were probably the stolen plans for those molds. Because if they ever fell into the hands of the enemy, no nugget eating patriot would be safe.