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I think this way too often (imgur.com)

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[–]llkylej15 82 points83 points ago

I'm sorry lady, I don't want to have sex with you unless you want to have sex with me, in that case, yeah I'll have sex with you.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 2 points3 points ago

I had this as my facebook post earlier this week. These are 2 of my favorite lines from this show.

[–]falteringplum64 103 points104 points ago

One of the best shows on tv

[–]sinfulcolors 19 points20 points ago

I watched the entire season yesterday...I really need to find a job.

[–]Misslyckad 22 points23 points ago

You do know there is 2 full seasons and a third airing now? If not GO GO GO

[–]sinfulcolors 11 points12 points ago

Oh my god. Only the first season was on netflix. To the illegal streaming sites I go!!

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[–]Bryson91 5 points6 points ago

I beg to differ... http://watchseries.eu/serie/workaholics

[–]Misslyckad -5 points-4 points ago

well i guess that is fine if u don't want to watch it in 720p, myself personally dont watch anything with lower quality then 720p and 5.14GB is like 20mins for me, but to each his own

[–]Plasmatica 1 point2 points ago

First world pimpin'.

[–]ReactthePanda 1 point2 points ago

I have used this, the quality is FANTASTIC. However, you will need to download VLC media player.

[–]WigginIII 20 points21 points ago

You mean you don't already had VLC media player?

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 15 points16 points ago

Why do you people keep calling it "VLC media player"? What's wrong with just calling it VLC, like normal people? Eww... Get away from me. 2/10 would not friend.

[–]WigginIII 1 point2 points ago

I referred to it as VLC media player simply because the person I was responding to also referred to it by its full name. I was making fun of that fact too.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 0 points1 point ago

5/10, may possible friend. Needs to work on delivery. Caution before friending.

[–]generaltheories 0 points1 point ago

IT JUST REPLACED MY REAL MEDIA PLAYER. I LOVE IT BUT THERE IS NO UI SO I MIGHT SWITCH BACK.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 2 points3 points ago

lik dis if u cry everytim tehr is noe UI

[–]yourfaceyourass 7 points8 points ago

What show is this?

[–]sinfulcolors 30 points31 points ago

Workaholics

[–]mark132012 25 points26 points ago

Workaholics

[–]jkleriga 25 points26 points ago

Workaholics

[–]sealdonut 20 points21 points ago

Workaholics

[–]xLuky 20 points21 points ago

sɔıןoɥɐʞɹoʍ

[–]AndersonCoopersDick 23 points24 points ago

Workaholics

[–]jaggazz 5 points6 points ago

Ⓦⓞⓡⓚⓐⓗⓞⓛⓘⓒⓢ

[–]bweezy26 3 points4 points ago

Workaholics

[–]nocheckers 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, why is my only option buying the dvd's? Comedy central almost NEVER replays this show and it isn't online anywhere legally. Anyway, comedy central is gonna be replaying a bunch of the season 3 episodes sometime this weekend.

[–]kissmyleaf420 3 points4 points ago

Google projectfreetv. First link, that's where I watched it. Best show ever. Also, very good website.

[–]nocheckers 0 points1 point ago

The thing about projectfreetv and sites like it is that they're always sketchy as hell and you're basically guaranteed to get some type of malware from them.

[–]kissmyleaf420 0 points1 point ago

I haven't had any issues as yet, and I've watched multiple seasons of multiple shows on there, while using a PC. Also some movies. I was in the hospital for a month and it really helped pass the time. You just have to make sure you don't get caught by the downloads, just find the play now button and the ones that load well. I may be a dummy though, idk.

Tl;Dr: dm;ww

[–]guitartablelamp 0 points1 point ago

tv links solves all your troubles

[–]nocheckers 0 points1 point ago

TV links and sites like it virtually always give you some type of malware.

[–]guitartablelamp 0 points1 point ago

How so? It's just links to sites like putlocker or allmyvideos.

[–]nocheckers 0 points1 point ago

I gotta be honest, I've never been to tv links specifically, but I've been to sites like it and if they're not sketch themselves then they definitely link to really sketchy hosting sites. I just don't/wouldn't trust them. Considering I've owned the same computer for a really long time without having to reinstall the OS I'd say I'm doing something right.

[–]guitartablelamp 0 points1 point ago

What do you do then? I imagine torrents have just as much risk anyways. You should check out tv links, it really is pretty respectable, in a lot of ways more so than Hulu or Netflix or anything else. Though I do use a Mac, so there's that.

[–]Bufgaric 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry friend, I had the same reaction. You are not alone.

[–]dome210 1 point2 points ago

So...you're doing about as much work in your life as they do on the show.

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 40 points41 points ago

yes

[–]Camphash 19 points20 points ago

Such a great show. Anders Was born in the town I live in. I see him at the beach every so often.

[–]stupidfuckhead 26 points27 points ago

Has he ever tried to seDers you?

[–]dekigo 3 points4 points ago

What's it from?

[–]rgaino 7 points8 points ago

Workaholics.

[–]shmorky 2 points3 points ago

I don't get why this show isn't ultrapopular yet. It beats everything else ever

[–]on_the_redpill -4 points-3 points ago

That's like just your opinion man

[–]supersmurf 8 points9 points ago

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PIE CHART IS ABOUT

[–]Ozzy7 23 points24 points ago

Doesn't this basically describe every single reddit submission about a dreaded banishment into the friend zone?

[–]btlyger 4 points5 points ago

Friend zoned people are people who haven't tried asking the girl out.

[–]Buff_N_Sexy 0 points1 point ago

Maybe about half of the time.

It's actually people who didn't show interest from the start or at least thought they were by doing things for her and being her bitch.

[–]4chanLeak 2 points3 points ago

or maybe she just doesn't want to fuck you, who'da thunk it?

[–]Mr_Unagi 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]Ozzy7 13 points14 points ago

Yes!

[–]zedsdeadbby 9 points10 points ago

Maybe!!

[–]stopmotionporn 10 points11 points ago

Ask again later.

[–]muchadoaboutstupid[!] 0 points1 point ago

All signs point to yes.

[–]sicsemperTrex 0 points1 point ago

[bubbles and blue stuff]

[–]FruitSwoops 4 points5 points ago

Austrians!

[–]ErnestMorrow 2 points3 points ago

If I even look her in the eye I'm gonna prejaculate.

[–]VaginalAstronaut 5 points6 points ago

I could fill up an otter pop sleeve with pre.

[–]smergly 2 points3 points ago

Don't mind me with my breasts and boobs, being as hot as possible

[–]caraficionado24 2 points3 points ago

Adam has me laughing again and again every episode. So outrageous.

[–]White_Power_Ranger 1 point2 points ago

S'Go!

[–]ReginaldPress 2 points3 points ago

I could have swore the picture moved.

[–]imnewsogoeasy 7 points8 points ago

So tight butthole.

[–]lolsail 13 points14 points ago

DAE FRIENDZONE!?

[–]darthdalecooper 1 point2 points ago

Just started this show a couple of days ago and have watched all three series twice. Its genuinely brilliant.

[–]ImSortofANerd 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much the reaction I get from guys every time...

[–]punk_mcthrust 1 point2 points ago

I love Adam, his song at Karl's wedding was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially the very end part.

[–]UnicornSprinkles 1 point2 points ago

He's hot.

[–]Sinnagirl 2 points3 points ago

Put this on OKC... I bet you get some comments at least. :)

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 4 points5 points ago

before or after you send every girl within 100 miles a cock shot?

[–]Lord-Longbottom 1 point2 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 100 miles -> 800.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]Sinnagirl 0 points1 point ago

ummm, before. The cock shot she should have to earn. ;)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

So much hate in the world.

[–]HolyCheck -4 points-3 points ago

I'm glad you've said this.

edit: I was sincerely appreciative of his post and I'm not certain why I've raised the community's ire. Worry not, though; I'm not glad anymore.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

cue automatic butt tightening...

[–]George_Burdell 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cIBD22RhUE&t=14

[–]SizzorB 0 points1 point ago

If you don't want to hire me - that's fine, I get that, but you're wrong and I hate you.

Fixed this for me :(

[–]savs43 0 points1 point ago

this is what i think after a friend tells me im way too good of a friend to date lol

[–]mamacat49 0 points1 point ago

I think that way, too. Because I am awesome and a lot of foolish men have passed me by.... OK. Go ahead. I opened myself up. I can take it, Reddit. Let the comments begin.

[–]carbonanotglue 0 points1 point ago

I'm loosely seeing a girl right now but we're not official at all. If things go downhill I'm legitimately sending this to her

[–]no_no_NO_okay 1 point2 points ago

upvoted because this show is fucking hilarious.

[–]glitterpussies 0 points1 point ago

This is what I think everytime I get rejected.

[–]buttcheeky -3 points-2 points ago

Said the guy in the friendzone

[–]CaptainKelly -3 points-2 points ago

I see this way too often.

[–]DoppleFlopper -5 points-4 points ago

I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GOLD, BUT I IZ 2 ST00PD TO PIC/TXT/PST Upvoted to fuckin' smithereens man Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[–]dome210 5 points6 points ago

She dips beneath lasers, ooh ooo ooh

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