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[–]Its_An_Arms_Race 5 points6 points ago

This post is not funny, nothing about it is funny. Rachel is trying to be inspirational. Tyler is bitter because Rachel stole his non-original quote. Josh is desperately trying to make people think he is smart. Rachel tries to make a joke, but it isn't funny. Then Josh quotes Big Bang Theory. Honestly...no offense to OP...but this should be downvoted to oblivion.

[–]B0BX 0 points1 point ago

bazinga... really?

[–]AaronJ96 0 points1 point ago

I liked Josh until he said that.

[–]peace_off -1 points0 points ago

He should stick to preventing forest fires.

[–]AnAtheistAdvocate 0 points1 point ago

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

[–]supersharp 0 points1 point ago

Although i'm uncertain about the origin of the quote i completley agree with it. In order to believe in yourself, you have to know what you're good at.

[–]agobayer 0 points1 point ago

And -5 points for saying bazinga. you're par for the course josh

[–]Nebz604 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't sound like an Einstein quote to me.

Edit: I just love being downvoted for this because it really isn't an Einstein quote. /golfclap