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[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 4 points5 points ago

And on the next day, ask her to sign divorce papers.

[–]AtheistSteven 2 points3 points ago

This is awesome, I dated a twin for a long time and when they worked together at a record store it was gold. But, yes, you can tell them apart if you know them well enough.

[–]redsoxfan3444 1 point2 points ago

Master troll

[–]sweetygirlfaj 1 point2 points ago

You can tell adult identical twins apart most of the time.

[–]GreenSpleen6 3 points4 points ago

Still, it wouldn't exactly be hard to disguise yourself as your identical twin.

[–]blakeready710 -2 points-1 points ago

Yes it would because they don't look alike

[–]GreenSpleen6 1 point2 points ago

You do know what "identical" means, right?

[–]blakeready710 -1 points0 points ago

Of course. I'm an identical twin. The problem is a majority of people don't even try to find a difference in twins, and make the stupidest twin jokes as if they know what they're talking about. AKA this post.

[–]Rock_Chalk12 0 points1 point ago

My uncles are in their 60's and I still struggle to tell them apart. Usually I see which one comes in with which wife and then remember what shirt he was wearing. Or call them 'twin'.

[–]blakeready710 -1 points0 points ago

Yes. As a twin I can confirm that all of my friends can tell me and my brother apart. And someone who was getting proposed to would easily be able to tell the difference

[–]ShadowEnigma 0 points1 point ago

a.) It's a fucking joke. b.) Some identical twins look a lot more alike than others. Some even work at it so they can fool people for fun and/or swap lives for a few hours :-D

No offense, just sayin'

[–]blakeready710 0 points1 point ago

None taken

[–]austinready96 -1 points0 points ago

Agreed.

[–]Decyde 0 points1 point ago

I'm VERY sure if you are pulling this prank you are going to buy a fake $100 ring and not a $3,000 ring. I've pulled some pranks on my older brother before spending up to $100 and it's worth the gag every time.

[–]Rubyfire 0 points1 point ago

$3000 wouldn't cover much in the wedding....

[–]ShadowEnigma 0 points1 point ago

Ring...

[–]Rubyfire 1 point2 points ago

I have been shamed and will now go to the corner of shame

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012[M] -2 points-1 points ago

Removed. Rehosted Webcomic. Please read the sidebar.