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Friend tried to spoil ending of Dark Knight Rises for me... (imgur.com)

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[–]swood514 109 points110 points ago

They don't show any of the characters using the restroom once, it's bullshit.

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[–]pieguyfly 33 points34 points ago

How does he actually acquire sustenance?

[–]edmar10 49 points50 points ago

"nobody cared how I ate until I put on the mask"

[–]Sandmanifest 38 points39 points ago

His secret mustache is the only sustenance he needs.

[–]mortarnpistol 16 points17 points ago

Somehow he is more scary as a 19th century boxer...

[–]geraldfjord 4 points5 points ago

I think you mean 20th century prisoner.

[–]Doctor0Doctors 4 points5 points ago

More or less scary is the fact that we've seen his penis as well. We've seen his penis oh so many times.

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[–]TheMartinConan 15 points16 points ago

EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT.

[–]ItWasMooney 1 point2 points ago

Like this?

[–]Undecided38 0 points1 point ago

I totally read that in his voice.

[–]shutupjoey 16 points17 points ago

You should watch 24, it would drive you crazy.

[–]NekkidSnaku 9 points10 points ago

TIL no one used the bathroom in 24 after watching all 8 seasons.

Why have I never noticed this!?

[–]iphonephotog 5 points6 points ago

They peed their pants.

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

They drank their own piss.

[–]Zaph0d42 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, its not like you actually keep up with all characters 24/7. While the show does move through the story in real-time (hence the name and gimmick), since it jumps between characters and we often don't see some characters for a long time, there's plenty of opportunity for them to pee.

[–]deathmint 6 points7 points ago

Technically, that would be batshit.

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 2 points3 points ago

technically, it could be baneshit

[–]Nicktatorship 1 point2 points ago

Why? No reason.

[–]mgonzo46 1 point2 points ago

Love this movie.

[–]Nicktatorship 0 points1 point ago

Glad someone does. Everyone else seems to hate it!

[–]ASmokingBun 1 point2 points ago

I hate this movie. So much. The novelty of the tire wore off after about two minutes.

[–]DuBiiNz89 284 points285 points ago

Bruce Wayne is Batman

[–]DoomerX 31 points32 points ago

Bane kills Dumbledore.

[–]Godort 130 points131 points ago

They are the same person?

This is like Fight Club all over again.

[–]Notsoseriousone 106 points107 points ago

wait... OH GREAT YOU RUINED FIGHT CLUB... fuckin' Reddit man.

[–]Raspolozenje 55 points56 points ago

Helena Bonham Carter is Brad Pitt. They're the same person.

Blew my mind.

[–]came_here_2_say 9 points10 points ago

That's why they're never in the same room!!

[–]BCP27 6 points7 points ago

I knew the twist going in, didn't ruin it for me at all. It's a great movie with or without a twist.

[–]Zaph0d42 5 points6 points ago

In fact its worth re-watching again and again, you notice more and more each time.

[–]midnightsbane04 7 points8 points ago

No, I saw Brad Pitt's penis the second time actually. That's what the pause button is for, right guys?

Hey, it's a nice penis, don't judge me.

[–]JBHUTT09 1 point2 points ago

Someone tried to ruin it for my by saying "He's Brad Pitt the whole time." Didn't work though because my stupid ass was like "Brad Pitt is always Brad Pitt? Wut?"

[–]Notsoseriousone 3 points4 points ago

pst I've already seen the movie, and fully understand it's underlying themes and plot twists

[–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

Admit it, you were just looking at banes jacket the whole movie

[–]hidden_munky 1 point2 points ago

in case you haven't see fight club.... you are a VERY poor person indeed

also darth vader is lukes father and you should bloody well know this by now

[–]Notsoseriousone 0 points1 point ago

hey yeah, you. I wasn't being serious

[–]La_mera_paipa 12 points13 points ago

Now everything makes perfect sense

[–]notaverysmartman 4 points5 points ago

Einhorn is Finkle!

[–]came_here_2_say 2 points3 points ago

Einhorn is a man! Oh God, Einhorn is a maaannn!!

[–]Phillinator 1 point2 points ago

Good thing I just watched Fight Club for the first time a few days ago or I'd be PO'd.

[–]Babkock 11 points12 points ago

Christian Bale is Doubles Guy

[–]KayzeMSC 20 points21 points ago

Suuuure, and I bet Hannah Montana is also Miley Stewart?

[–]ishouldbeonb 3 points4 points ago

I hate that I'm correcting this, or even know this but **Miley Cyrus

[–]thedorkknight_ 11 points12 points ago

I hate that I'm correcting this, or even know this but Miley Stewart is the the character she plays on Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana is her alter ego on the show.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Christopher Nolan Keyser fucking Soze'd us.

[–]flytaggart1 4 points5 points ago

Never heard that used as a verb...interesting.

[–]ikelite 2 points3 points ago

My brother spoiled the Usual Suspects for me when I was a kid.

[–]kyle2143 0 points1 point ago

I bet he also saves the day to.

[–]bonerjamz2001 44 points45 points ago

"Hey photojoe I just saw 'The Dark Knight Rises'."

"You think this gives you power over me?"

[–]CavitySearch 17 points18 points ago

But I paid a small fortune for the IMAX ticket!

[–]paavopesusieni 1 point2 points ago

Death or exile?

[–]CavitySearch 0 points1 point ago

Death by snu snu?

[–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

So death... by exile

[–]brexruls 0 points1 point ago

I'm Gotham's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

[–]mjrballer20 29 points30 points ago

Bane's voice is amazing.

[–]Woozilbub 24 points25 points ago

Deckard Cain

[–]TMobotron 3 points4 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who heard this. I got over it pretty quick but I couldn't stop thinking about it at first.

[–]Woozilbub 1 point2 points ago

I for one enjoyed Bane having that voice, I appreciate him as an intelligent villain, it suits him.

[–]BlackZeppelin 4 points5 points ago

Bit #12 towards the end.

Radio and tv personality psycho mike does his damn good impression of Bane for about 5 minutes. It's pretty funny too.

http://www.kevinandbeanarchive.com/audio.php?dir=audio/-------July%2026%20Thursday-------

[–]wCp_Sargento 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear god my eyes.

Why would they do that?

[–]moudine 1 point2 points ago

Think about him saying things the Lorax would say and you'll have a giggle fit in the middle of the movie.

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    [–]big_sexy_in_glasses 27 points28 points ago

    Yeah that heath ledger cameo just mindfucked me so hard

    [–]PancakeMonkeypants 4 points5 points ago

    I'm really glad they kept it covered up so well.

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      [–]olgcschools 22 points23 points ago

      SPOILER: SNAPE kills BATMAN

      [–]opoipo 12 points13 points ago

      THE Joker is alfred

      [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 5 points6 points ago

      Hermoine is catwoman!

      [–]came_here_2_say 2 points3 points ago

      Dobby is Gordon!

      [–]DoomerX 5 points6 points ago

      Bane kills Dumbledore amirite?

      [–]MosquitoSenorito 4 points5 points ago

      Dumbledore is actually Catwoman

      [–]TerranRepublic 40 points41 points ago

      I honestly like seeing movies more when I haven't even watched the previews. Makes it all that more fresh.

      [–]secretcurse 10 points11 points ago

      I generally agree with you, but I think Dark Knight Rises is a shining example of showing awesome stuff in previews without giving away any major plot points.

      [–]FusionGel 4 points5 points ago

      After watching the Man of steel teaser I really hope they continue this practice throughout its marketing.

      [–]shotglassanhero 4 points5 points ago

      I saw produced by Christopher Nolann and Directed by Zach Synder. And some awesome short teaser stuff. I am satisfied with that.

      [–]AFreakingCougar 3 points4 points ago

      I avoid trailers not only for the plot point giveaways (which indicate a shitty trailer, if not a shitty overall movie), but for little scenes in general. I do like to look at trailers after I watch a good movie however.

      [–]jerseydevil2oo3 2 points3 points ago

      Idk man. I feel trailers give away WAY too much. The football field, the Bat, even catwoman was a slowly revealed surprise that we knew was coming.

      Imagine not knowing any of those things before seeing the movie. The first time we see the Bat when it hit the cops with that blinding light. We aren't supposed to know what it is! Instead, my reaction was "Oh, the flying thing. Ok."

      edit - The trailer didn't give away major plot points, but surprises like these can hit you just as hard.

      [–]southpaw88 2 points3 points ago

      I just saw it and I knew nothing, no trailer or anything, it blew me away, I really enjoyed not knowing anything. The Bat appearing was indeed super impressive and a surprise! It seems like they did a good job on the trailer considering, but for example, with the football field, I was having visions of them blowing the kid up, whereas my friend who'd seen the trailer knew how that was going to go.

      [–]jerseydevil2oo3 1 point2 points ago

      I am EXTREMELY jealous of you!!!!

      I hate spoilers because the obvious, but because before Star Wars Episode II I saw a snippet of Yoda fighting [SPOILER ALERT!] and when I saw it in the movie, everyone FREAKED THE FUCK OUT! But I was not too surprised. Since then, no spoilers. I am still scarred by that. I feel movie surprises are special, especially when seen in a movie theatre.

      [–]photojoe[S] 14 points15 points ago

      ive started this practice since may 2012

      [–]fnmeng 3 points4 points ago

      The only good trailer I've seen recently was for Brave. That trailer was perfect in making you want to see the movie and literally telling you NOTHING about the story.

      [–]Zaph0d42 0 points1 point ago

      It kinda ruined the archery scene, which was one of the better scenes. But it was a better trailer than most.

      [–]tcos17 2 points3 points ago

      I completely avoided previews for TDKR and I gotta say, it was totally worth it. All the surprises the movie threw at me made closing my eyes and covering my ears during commercial breaks completely okay.

      [–]azm89 0 points1 point ago

      I don't make an effort to watch trailers for that very reason but I can't help seeing the ones they show in theaters.

      [–]lamenralus 0 points1 point ago

      Anticipation man, anticipation kills me.

      [–]briliad 0 points1 point ago

      I reserve this habit of mine for directors, companies and actors I respect (i.e. Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Nolan, Pixar movies in general). Shutting out DKR for the past year was just brutal because of the hype surrounding it.

      [–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

      I have never done this, but it seems worth trying out.

      [–]DrellAssassin 33 points34 points ago

      His punishment must be more severe...

      [–]Bane_ 3 points4 points ago

      You are not scared of death.

      [–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

      You sneaky motherfucker...

      [–]Zaph0d42 1 point2 points ago

      When you have filled my food bowl, then I give you permission to die.

      [–]dinofan01 41 points42 points ago

      Go see it already.

      [–]IFiNished 31 points32 points ago

      Seriously, it becomes your own fault at a point.

      [–]not_trappedinreddit 6 points7 points ago

      Thank you!

      [–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

      Quit lying to yourself. You're trapped!

      [–]the_second 5 points6 points ago

      It only premiered here yesterday.

      [–]dinofan01 34 points35 points ago

      No excuse. You should have flown to a country that was showing it opening day and saw it already.

      [–]KirkUnit 1 point2 points ago

      Be glad you're not in Italy. They don't get it until the end of August.

      [–]vedaligator 0 points1 point ago

      Well, that's why I saw it yesterday.

      [–]Aspel 25 points26 points ago

      Bane is actually Catwoman with a midget on her shoulder underneath a costume, and the true villain is Scarface, the little wooden puppet that's a 1930s gangster.

      [–]Dark_Green_Blanket 8 points9 points ago

      It was really good, though I got confused when Green Lantern showed up but I like Ryan Reynolds so whatever.

      [–]pseudo721 12 points13 points ago

      Do you think this pic is motherfucking Bane?

      [–]ApplesauceOO7 25 points26 points ago

      http://imgur.com/BipFa

      [–]DONUT_ON_MY_DICK 3 points4 points ago

      Turns out bane is a woman.

      [–]moudine 2 points3 points ago

      Hmm.

      [–]photojoe[S] 38 points39 points ago

      You know you read it in his voice.....

      [–]ManBearJew 51 points52 points ago

      I would but I just can't hear him cursing. Bane is an incredibly intelligent character who utilizes massive force in everything he does. Instead of cursing, the accent and the vocabulary are what he would use to hammer the point in.

      [–]VaginalAstronaut 58 points59 points ago

      I love when that one guys was yelling at Bane about how he was under him and how he was in control and Bane just put the back of his hand softly on his shoulder and quietly asked, "Do you feel in control?"

      [–]azurleaf 23 points24 points ago

      I'm not ashamed to say that I shivered when he said that line.

      [–]thereelsuperman 19 points20 points ago

      me too. I've seen it twice, and Bane is just all sorts of bad ass. I thought he sounded great.
      "What a lovely, lovely voice." - awesome

      [–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

      "And this gives you power over me?"

      [–]AKswimdude 13 points14 points ago

      My goodness. His voice. So wonderful. It was perfect. It was hypnotizing to me. The way he accented and pronounced words was amazing. "do you feel in control?" "that is a beautiful voice!" it was just so good. Id say the villains were huge strongpoints in the last two TDK movies.

      Edit - was to way*

      [–]photojoe[S] 8 points9 points ago

      easy impersonation: cup your hand over your face and do your best sean connery

      [–]mistertheinternet 1 point2 points ago

      Mind = blown

      [–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

      You magnificent bastard, you!!! Now people won't quit looking at me...

      [–]rogersmith25 10 points11 points ago

      Nolan's Bane would never say anything like that...

      [–]ajrw 21 points22 points ago

      Do you think this situation to be merely recreational?

      [–]photojoe[S] -1 points0 points ago

      I said you said It not him.

      [–]weagle11 3 points4 points ago

      It sounded so realistic in my head I thought for a second it actually came from the movie.

      [–]1337bruin 3 points4 points ago

      I tried but I couldn't understand it

      [–]Turpskadey 3 points4 points ago

      I really did.

      [–]AerialAmphibian 1 point2 points ago

      What a lovely, lovely voice.

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        [–]Menalaos 5 points6 points ago

        His punishment must be more severe...

        [–]aznkriss133 2 points3 points ago

        It will be excruciating...for him. When his world is in ashes, then he has your permission to die.

        [–]sopunny 2 points3 points ago

        AH, spoilers. Powerful tools against the uninitiated.

        [–]Scthecrafter 2 points3 points ago

        SPOILER Bane is actually a cat

        [–]ivan-a-tena 2 points3 points ago

        Im gonna see it tommorow with a friend and going on reddit is damn near suicide.

        [–]The_Bee_Keeper 2 points3 points ago

        Alfred is actually calendar man and uses a giant robot santa to destroy gotham...

        [–]MrSafeT 1 point2 points ago

        Yes, of COURSE!

        [–]bahamamamalama 1 point2 points ago

        This picture summarizes the last month of Reddit.

        [–]DucWolfe 1 point2 points ago

        What a shiteater. I actually try and pride myself on not revealing anything in movies... regardless of how many times I've seen it already.

        [–]rcfresh 1 point2 points ago

        did you make his punishment severe?

        [–]JimKay 1 point2 points ago

        Oh, yeah, yeah, like-like in The Dark Knight Rises, you find out that the dude, um, in that bat suit the whole time-- that's Bruce Wayne the whole movie.

        [–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 1 point2 points ago

        No Aurora jokes? I'm proud of you, reddit!

        5 minutes later...

        God dammit, you guys....

        [–]Digital-Intrusion 1 point2 points ago

        I cannot unsee goatse in that mask.

        [–]AerialAmphibian 1 point2 points ago

        "So that's how that feels..."

        [–]awkward_raptor 1 point2 points ago

        in my country, dkr only premiers next thursday. Which means I have to avoid spoilers for almost a week from today.

        sadface

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        [–]illydelph 0 points1 point ago

        I just want the picture without words!

        [–]ScottHouser 2 points3 points ago

        Question: How does Bane eat?

        [–]dxrebirth 0 points1 point ago

        Intravenous.

        [–]capripwn 0 points1 point ago

        I think one of the capsules on his mask unscrews and a feeding tube goes in? The movie kind if glosses over that.

        [–]TrollinMuffins 1 point2 points ago

        this may have been already said, but did anyone else notice that banes mouth is a goatse?

        [–]rubiksman333 0 points1 point ago

        I have supreme confidence that this will be relevant and I'll be able to use this some time in the future.

        [–]the_peoples_elbow 0 points1 point ago

        The question is how have you not seen it yet?

        [–]k4hill 0 points1 point ago

        It had to happen.

        [–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

        That is the cutest Bane kitty I have seen so far. I hope it isn't the last.

        [–]Vesper25 0 points1 point ago

        Your friend is a dick.

        [–]DoofaCling 0 points1 point ago

        Theres a couple fight scenes where people get hurt.

        [–]stonerkyle 0 points1 point ago

        who else read this in banes voice

        [–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

        Some people just want to watch the whole world burn.

        [–]drdroidx 0 points1 point ago

        His punishment must be more severe.

        [–]Capsuna 0 points1 point ago

        bane's mask is goatse...can not unsee!

        [–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

        Meh could be worse. You could have caught it opening night in Colorado.

        [–]Alcois 0 points1 point ago

        There are not even Outtakes... I watched the whole credit thing.. Nothing... Really disappointing

        [–]stigmaboy 0 points1 point ago

        Quick question: What were the massive spoilers going around?

        [–]illydelph 1 point2 points ago

        I assume you're talking about the David Letterman/Anne Hathaway interview. I'm not typing it here and facing the spoiler wrath and I'm too lazy to figure out how people black out the text so you have to hover over it to see it...so just Google "Letterman Hathaway Dark Knight" and you're there. (FWIW, what he said wasn't even the end of the movie.)

        [–]stigmaboy 1 point2 points ago

        Thanks mate, have an upvote!

        [–]Stalemate9 0 points1 point ago

        Haha brilliant.

        [–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

        Any person that tries to spoil a movie is not a friend!

        [–]allstarnick12 0 points1 point ago

        "Want to see a magic trick?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX3OriDpgg

        [–]Luukie 0 points1 point ago

        Spoiler alert: The audience dies.

        R.I.P. to those that did die in the Aurora shootings, it was a tragic and heartbreaking event.

        [–]trimby17 0 points1 point ago

        Whenever Bane would speak I couldn't take the movie seriously, I feel they could have done a much better job.

        [–]Omvega 0 points1 point ago

        Do what my dad did when the third and final (because none came after) Star Wars came out: stuff him in a closet for three hours until you leave for the theater.

        [–]BOOTYCLAPCONNOISSEUR 0 points1 point ago

        what ending? something happens... not really tho!

        [–]TheBrohemian 0 points1 point ago

        Johnathon Nolan spoiled the ending for me -_-

        [–]lamenralus 2 points3 points ago

        Morgan Freeman on a morning show fucked it up for me, fucking Lucious.

        [–]hockeyy 0 points1 point ago

        This looks more like a grunt from Halo than Bane. I can't be the only one who thinks this.

        [–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

        No upvotes in 17 hours, yes, yes you are

        [–]Linton58 0 points1 point ago

        It would be more accurate if you put, "You mumble mumble mumble a moth-mumble mumble game?"

        [–]KirkUnit 0 points1 point ago

        Bane did it

        [–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

        its not a fucking game

        [–]kelustu -1 points0 points ago

        You've had a full week to go see it. Do it already.

        [–]illydelph 2 points3 points ago

        Prepare yourself to be shocked but not everyone lives in the US and movies are released at different times around the world.

        [–]kelustu -1 points0 points ago

        It was a joke.

        [–]imaninfaction -1 points0 points ago

        WTF was the internet till i watched Mister Wayne on the Silver screen, hardest five days of my life.

        [–]kekelulz -1 points0 points ago

        Anyone got a picture of that cat without captions? i think it has great potential to become a meme

        [–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

        You sir are retarted

        [–]thrashthrash215 -1 points0 points ago

        How can there be spoilers for a superhero movie? "Oh shit, Batman said 'Fuck it.' and let Gotham burn to the ground!"

        [–]Gardenio -2 points-1 points ago

        You should of seen the movie by now you cunt.

        [–]zeissbickham -5 points-4 points ago

        TIL your friend is an asshole.

        [–]DFGdanger 6 points7 points ago

        Is the "TIL" here really necessary?

        [–]camnewtonn1 1 point2 points ago

        Fucking quit it

        [–]w4rcry 1 point2 points ago

        At this point everyone should have already seen it.

        Now OP must suffer for his insolence.

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        [–]Jakesandose 1 point2 points ago

        Not cool man...not cool

        [–]Phillinator -1 points0 points ago

        Motherflippers think everything's a motherflipping joke.

        [–]jesusbrokemapickle -1 points0 points ago

        Did anyone who watched the movie have a problem with banes voice? Like it sounded cool but I didnt understand almost anything he said I had to read the subtitles everytime he spoke to make sure I didnt miss anything.

        [–]came_here_2_say -1 points0 points ago

        Batman dies

        [–]Anonazon2 -1 points0 points ago

        This movie was ok

        [–]CastawayOnTheMoon -1 points0 points ago

        You think this is motherfucking Bane?

        [–]Babkock -4 points-3 points ago

        It's a sideways goatse.

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