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Ma'am, I don't think that's quite how you eat Cheerios. (imgur.com)

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[–]Baconwrap 1 point2 points ago

I get the feeling, this is the start of a weird sexy Cheerios commercial in Japan. "Alright, we'll have 5 high speed cameras rolling when you cum on her Cheerio covered face".

[–]catnik[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's sort of like milk, right?

[–]TheRedditorPredator 0 points1 point ago

In Japan, it IS milk.

[–]manlord 1 point2 points ago

That's how I'd like to eat Cheerios.

[–]alejo699 1 point2 points ago

Clearly, it is how she eats Cheerios.

[–]Alpha45 0 points1 point ago

Old Japan: Land of The Rising Sun New Japan: We do sex and food way differently than you.

[–]Seand0r 0 points1 point ago

I used to have those glasses, and that really makes me want a glass of milk right now. My favorite drink in the world

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[–]AttackTribble 0 points1 point ago

Don't think so, but thanks for the quick fix of Grace. :)

[–]BrokenBraviaInOregon 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, she probably tried Cheerios on her visit to Arizona (per the souvenir on her wall) and was thinking the entire time that she was eating them out of a bowl with milk: "this just doesn't feel right. I'm taking these back to Japan so that I can use them the way that General Mills intended! Silly Americans."

[–]jb52973 0 points1 point ago

No bath salts needed

[–]DnBDeafNBlind 0 points1 point ago

"...What cheerios?"

[–]theTezuma 0 points1 point ago

looks delicious to me.

[–]Xforce 0 points1 point ago

Interestingly, smallpox victims used to look just like this. 500 million people died that way.....

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to honey nut on her face

[–]cunt_smasher12 0 points1 point ago

"well, fuck I've been putting these Cheerios on my face and body for an hour... could've mentioned it earlier"

[–]mjc1027 -1 points0 points ago

Thats some cereal (surreal) shit.

[–]SgtSloth 0 points1 point ago

Good try.

[–]tablloyd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, but it doesn't work if you have to explain it

[–]Garizondyly 0 points1 point ago

Take out the stuff in the parentheses and you got a winning beginning to a pun thread! But no, too bad.

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

Boooo :)

[–]DoctorMiracles -1 points0 points ago

Good day madam, I happen to be well versed in the ancient art of tongue-based cheerio removal. If I may be so bold as to offer my services...

[–]AttackTribble -1 points0 points ago

Trypophobia, anyone?

Note: Link not safe for trypophobes.

[–]EatingCheerios 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, the picture got me all excited and then I see this comment and click the link. That, for the moment, has made me stop eating cheerios.

[–]AttackTribble 0 points1 point ago

A hint for you: If the word ends in phobia, the link isn't likely to be fluffy bunnies. ;)

[–]MajeekRorschach -1 points0 points ago

TIL I have Trypophobia

[–]AttackTribble -1 points0 points ago

It can be overcome. I had a massive trypophobic reaction to a photoshop which I won't describe. If you want to see it (and a trypophobe doesn't) look up "breast rash" on snopes.com. I'm not going to link it, you guys have to want to see it enough to actually go looking.

I made myself keep looking at it over the course of a couple of months, and desensitized myself to it.

[–]MajeekRorschach -1 points0 points ago

I've seen that, that was the first time I'd seen something like it.

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