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[–]GertBrobainPC 123 points124 points ago

Where's Cicero?!

[–]OxymoronParadoxXBOX 83 points84 points ago

Joker's real purpose is to serve the Night Mother.

It all makes sense now.

[–]anaxosflair 50 points51 points ago

WHURRSS THE NINROOT, WHURRRISIT WHURRRR?!

[–]DaveDrevello 41 points42 points ago

"I swear to Talos!" "SWEARTUHME!!"

[–]CYBERCOP__ 2 points3 points ago

Do you have a link to a video of this? I can't find one and I want to laugh.

[–]B-KnoxXBOX 6 points7 points ago

But Cicero likes rules the 5 tenets

[–]Murray85PC 61 points62 points ago

I've been kicking this around in my head for awhile and I think I am going to do a Batman RP. I've been thinking about what the rules would be and I've decided:

first and foremost, not killing would make the game just not fun, since you can't knock people out. I reconcile this with the medieval setting, it's just the wag the world is.

I'm going to go for the oghma infinium right away, to maximize fun level.

Only operate at night, no matter what. And anytime you plan to go into a fight you must have your face covered. During the day, only engage in fights if there will be no witnesses.

No weapons, no magic, no shouts, and not advancing the main quest to allow for dragons.

Alchemy, smithing, Sneak, lock picking, pickpocket, speech craft for intimidation, heavy armor gauntlets dual enchanted with fortify heavy armor and unarmed. Everything else is going to be kitted out for stealth and buffing unarmed.

Steal from enemies, but not from people you know are innocent. You're not going to be rich like Bruce, at least not at first, so I think this is a necessary part of creating a Batman-esque character who isn't a millionaire. A more robin hood type lean.

Maybe thieves guild quest for nightingale armor. I really don't want to do any guild quests, since it would be out of character. But I guess you could chalk it up to Bruce learning how criminals operate.

I think Imperial/Stormcloak quests are keeping with the character, but when you talk to your contacts you have to be suited up.

For the most part it's going to be all side quests that help people and stop criminals.

My idea is to focus more on capturing the spirit of Batman, then stressing about making it literally Batman. Wish me luck!

[–]StitchuationPS3 57 points58 points ago

Think of the Thieves Guild as Bruce training with Ras at first?

[–]Murray85PC 19 points20 points ago

So I had planned on doing an Imperial, but when I went to the character select I remembered that Nords have "Battlecry" which isn't supposed to be a power technically from my understanding and seemed to fit with the Batman motif. But I'm not going to use it until I have an outfit I think would be scary enough for Battlecry's effect to make sense.

Plus when you choose a Nord, Hadvar has a line about you picking the wrong time to come home. I thought that really fit too.

Also I didn't mention Smithing up above. For the most part I'm not going to buy armor or even potions from any vendor, except maybe one or two people that I'll make my Lucius Fox. But I'm going to rely on my own smithing and alchemy as much as I can, especially in creating invisibility potions and such.

[–]Pleg 3 points4 points ago

If you go ahead with this make sure to get deadly kill moves and pump it up to around 70-90% chance. Think of all the cool hand to hand kill moves when fighting multiple enemies.

[–]CCCHAMP 3 points4 points ago

Also the heavy armor skill that uses glove defense as attack.

[–]SpectatorsXBOX 1 point2 points ago

He has XBOX. =(

[–]Pleg 0 points1 point ago

Ah yeh, sorry boss. Guess only pc users can do this then! i tried it last night, shitloads of fun throwing people over tables and into walls.

[–]SpectatorsXBOX 0 points1 point ago

If only, if only...

[–]eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 11 points12 points ago

You should do radiant quests till you have plenty of money like bruce wayne, wear fancy clothes and jewelry during the day, and if your on pc maybe get an elderly male housecarl.

Ninja edit: hf gl

[–]cajunsamuraiPC 5 points6 points ago

There's a monk mod that would really help if your a pc gamer. Introduces lots of martial arts and fist weapons. Could totally help ya out.

[–]Murray85PC 1 point2 points ago

Must be nice lol. I'm on Xbox. I don't think my comp could run skyrim very well, but it does kill me that I don't get to be part of the mod scene. I even bought oblivion on the steam sale, but that just wasn't the same.

[–]TapionXIIIflair 2 points3 points ago

Even on Low settings Skyrim is good.

[–]Dlownius 2 points3 points ago

Canyourunit.com go here on your comp and type in skyrim and run the download it scans your comp and will give you detailed info as to why you can or cant run it, and what parts you need to upgrade to run it.

[–]Murray85PC 1 point2 points ago

I've actually tried that and it always says my CPU isn't good enough, even for games I've played with no problems lol

[–]Dlownius 1 point2 points ago

ahh forsure, anyway happy skyriming!

[–]hooahguyPC 0 points1 point ago

I find that system requirements lab is more reliable.

[–]AgentX8392PC 0 points1 point ago

My unit can!

[–]mediaG33KPC 1 point2 points ago

If you're savvy with building PC's you can get adequate parts for fairly cheap (for a gaming rig anyway). I built the one I'm typing this message on right now for less than $350 USD (including shipping) and it runs Skyrim on high settings without so much as a hiccup. And if you're not savvy with building your own computers, you can probably take the parts to a local computer shop and have them put it together for around fortyish dollars. Or just teach yourself on the fly like I did. :)

[–]kontankarite 1 point2 points ago

How did you do that. I'd be in the market for a new tower this semester and I've been intimidated by the prices of gear that I think I need. I've already got a 32 inch HD TV, so I'd be patching the tower into that.

[–]KingGrizzleBeardPC 1 point2 points ago

I thought my 32" HDTV would be ok, but I couldn't read text right on it, so I bought a 27" LED monitor at Sam's Club on clearance for $250. Skyrim looked great, but I couldn't live without Reddit.

[–]mediaG33KPC 1 point2 points ago

I searched all over Newegg for cheap but good parts. I did forget to mention I just used the hard drive out of my old computer, so that saved me about 90 bucks. I didn't buy any Intel parts because they're very expensive. My setup uses this graphics card, this processor, this power supply, this motherboard, this tower, this DVD drive and one stick of this RAM. The prices of the products and shipping have changed a bit since I bought my gear, so it may surpass the $350 mark, I didn't calculate shipping for everything, but it'll still be cheaper than buying premade even if you don't have an extra hard drive lying around and have to buy one. It's a solid setup, and about as cheap as you can get. I call it my sleeper system because it looks kind of bland and ordinary, but it runs everything I throw at it like a boss. I can run all my games on medium high to high settings. The processor is labeled as an Athlon, but it's actually a Phenom II X4 B50 with its fourth core disabled. The mother board supports one touch core unlocking, so no messing with any settings in your BIOS or anything complicated. Just hit your 'X' key as soon as the mobo splash screen pops up and you've got a quad core processor for less than 80 bucks.

EDIT: Added one more minor detail.

[–]kontankarite 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Good to know. Thanks.

[–]mediaG33KPC 1 point2 points ago

You're quite welcome. I plan on upgrading to a solid state hard drive in the future, but I would suggest to spring for one right off the bat if you have the extra cash.

[–]nostalgicBadgerPC 0 points1 point ago

Seconding this. I overhauled my computer a few months ago, and I got much better framerates in Skyrim on ultra, but the load times were still obnoxiously bad. Dropped in a SSD and now I don't have time to read the tips.

[–]mediaG33KPC 0 points1 point ago

Wow. That's fast. I would have to slow it down if that were possible, I like the tips, they're sometimes very informative. And I like the different revolving models as well.

[–]TokyoDriftKing 0 points1 point ago

So if I wanted to build my own pc I could just buy 1 of all of your links and then get someone to put it together for me? This stuff has always confused me

[–]mediaG33KPC 0 points1 point ago

Essentially, yes. You would of course have to purchase a hard drive and a copy of Windows 7. I had a hard drive ready to go from my previous computer. And depending on who you take it to, you're looking at anywhere from $40 to over $100 for labor. Unless you take it to a friend who knows what they're doing or teach yourself as you go along. I went for the latter option, there are countless instructional videos on how to assemble your parts. Make sure you buy a SATA format hard drive, that's what every modern motherboard uses. I would personally recommend this one if you're on a tight budget, but if you have the cash for it try this one (or any other solid state hard drive with a good rating). You can spend around $350 like I did and have a solid gaming rig, or you can shell out four or five times as much and build something so beastly it'll ingest whole chickens and shit out strips and nuggets for you to eat on those all night gaming sessions. :) If you want any more help choosing parts and such shoot me a pm and I'll gladly assist to the fullest of my abilities.

[–]thedom416flair 0 points1 point ago

As King Grizzle mentioned TVs are almost always, in my experience at least, horrid for reading text. Just something to keep in mind when you plan/budget. <3

[–]kontankarite 1 point2 points ago

Good to know.

[–]mediaG33KPC 0 points1 point ago

What's the name of the mod? I would like to try it out.

[–]cajunsamuraiPC 0 points1 point ago

It's called Way of the Monk

[–]mediaG33KPC 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir. I'll give it a try when I return home tonight.

[–]eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 0 points1 point ago

What is the monk mod called?

[–]cajunsamuraiPC 0 points1 point ago

Again its called Way of the Monk

[–]bigletflair 5 points6 points ago

you forgot "repeat what my character says in a gruffy voice"

[–]TheCarlosPS3 7 points8 points ago

Right Uppercut

"WHERE IS HE!?!?"

[–]th3battulaXBOX 4 points5 points ago

Flip Over Shoulder Onto Table

"WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?"

[–]jstarleeflair 8 points9 points ago

[–]UniversityBear 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for including a spoiler tag with that.

[–]jstarleeflair 3 points4 points ago

ah was on my phone and wasn't sure how the spoiler tag worked.

fixed now.

[–]UniversityBear 4 points5 points ago

Haha good job, but that's not what I meant. I was just saying thank you because going on reddit before seeing TDKR is like walking through a minefield.

[–]Murray85PC 1 point2 points ago

One of my gripes with the film. They at least could have made a big deal about it, seeing as they made such a big deal that he doesn't do that in the last one.

[–]ntoad118flair 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was a big deal, but he has to go into the day to save the city. It's just something that is obvious, IMO

[–]frostedwaffles 4 points5 points ago

Choose a Kajiit so you have increased unarmed combat get the gloves of pugilist, the heavy armor skill for better unarmed combat. Get really high enchantment, disenchant the glove of pugilist and re-enchant them onto another pair with super increased damage output. Then sneak behind criminal scum, utter a witty banter in a raspy voice and punch the shit out of them.

[–]Speak_Of_The_Devilflair 5 points6 points ago

Only problem is that he's the Batman, not the Catman.

[–]Pleg 1 point2 points ago

Apart from the tail it wont make any difference with nightingale armor. You can also use this!

[–]frostedwaffles 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I didn't think about that until I submitted it. But the possibility of actually doing some good damage is pretty good. Id love to see someone try.

[–]Dramatdudeflair 2 points3 points ago

Yes.. He'll be... CATMAN. Or maybe do a corresponding play through as a female Khajit, do all the thieves guild quests and be Actual Catwoman?

[–]MrNamePS3 1 point2 points ago

Umm you can't continue the Civil war questline unless you reach the point in the main questline where the dragons start attacking.

[–]hooahguyPC 0 points1 point ago

Also there are numerous points on both sides when you have to launch assaults.

[–]UniversityBear 2 points3 points ago

Good luck. I think the theives guild quest would be okay, as long as you don't do extra stealing missions.

Also i think Destroying the DB would be good for batman

[–]SkepticLolzflair 0 points1 point ago

except for the whole "no killing" thing. That would probably make it a tad difficult.

[–]legrillsergeant 1 point2 points ago

You don't kill them, you "defeat" them. That is, knock them unconscious, tie them up and have the authorities come get them. Whether they are dead or in jail, they won't be coming back to fight you anytime soon.

[–]bacon_rumpusPC 1 point2 points ago

How would you get the oghma infinium without advancing through the main quest?

[–]AManHasSpoken 1 point2 points ago

You can just run up to Septimus and get the quest. Discerning the Transmundane is Hermaeus Mora's quest, and you don't need to do the main quest for that.

[–]hooahguyPC 0 points1 point ago

How the hell are you going to manage with no weapons? What if a snow troll comes along? Or a dragon? You just gonna run?

[–]Murray85PC 0 points1 point ago

No dragons. And so far I'm managing just fine. It is a tough start though. I recommend anyone who tries it not to attempt anything too crazy, like going to Blackreach at lvl 4 lol. That was tough, and I did end up having to run away a lot. But I made it through...only to find out you can't do the quest to get the infinium until you're 15. But really, I dunno if I'll even do it. I'm really liking the challenge so far.

[–]hooahguyPC 0 points1 point ago

Blackreach at level 4??? Are you trying to commit suicide???

Also how do you manage with no dragons? Do you just run away?

[–]Murray85PC 0 points1 point ago

If you don't advance the main quest to where you fight the dragon at the watch tower, dragons will never appear in the game.

It makes for a really nice change of pace. I did it on one of my other characters too.

[–]hooahguyPC 1 point2 points ago

Really? Didn't know that. I for one love fighting dragons.

[–]asleeplessmalicePC 0 points1 point ago

You'd have to do some shady stuff to get it, but the ebony mail would be perfect for him.

[–]that_black_guy 171 points172 points ago

When Tamriel is in ashes, then you have my permission to die

[–]codithouflair 102 points103 points ago

"When Tamriel is ashes" everyone seems to misquote this. There's no "in" in the original quote. Just so people know...

[–]JambuchaXBOX 41 points42 points ago

he also doesn't say "then". When Gotham is ashes, You have my permission to die.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

He also doesn't say "to". When Gotham is ashes, You have my permission die

[–]ABlackOrchid 36 points37 points ago

I actually think its "when Gotham ashes, permission die".

[–]ghostlikemikePC 23 points24 points ago

Incorrect. It's, "Gotham, die."

[–]MrIncorporealPC 13 points14 points ago

You Reddit, you so silly.

[–]the2beloPC 2 points3 points ago

Incorrect. It's "Grfftgm pmzzhn ayyyye."

[–]AManHasSpoken 0 points1 point ago

From what I've heard, it's "My parents are dead".

[–]rocksandnipples 14 points15 points ago

No, I'm pretty sure he does say 'then'. I remember noting that when it came up in the movie.

[–]vegillasaurusXBOX 7 points8 points ago

Just saw it last night. I can confirm that there is no 'then' in the line.

"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die."

Proof <-- Obviously spoilers

[–]RabbleRabble668PC 16 points17 points ago

In the trailer it was without the "then" in the actual movie he does say "then you have my permission to die"

[–]rocksandnipples 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that's what I thought.

[–]pinealbody 12 points13 points ago

Huh? The link you provided shows a "Then"

Bruce Wayne: Why didn't you just kill me?

Bane: Your punishment must be more severe.

Bruce Wayne: Torture?

Bane: Yes, but not of the body. Of the soul. I will build you and Gotham up with hope and then destroy you. Hope is really the key to torture. Gotham will build to a point of joy and then be wiped from the map.

Bruce Wayne: You are a madman.

Bane: When Gotham is ashes... then you have my permission to die.

[–]thedom416flair 0 points1 point ago

The direct URLs for anyone who wants to do a quick investigation. - Movie Quote : Trailer Quote

[–]Avasimos 3 points4 points ago

He does say "then." They cut it out in the trailer.

[–]warsy26XBOX 3 points4 points ago

he definitely does say then, it's just in the trailer that they cut out the word then. the direct quote from the movie is "when gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die."

[–]JambuchaXBOX 0 points1 point ago

I love that line haha

[–]Danilo_dkPS3 38 points39 points ago

I'm on ps3 and still want to see this as a mod.

[–]Allen547PS3 7 points8 points ago

agreed

[–]EddyoshiPS3 6 points7 points ago

Double agreed

[–]Burnt_Toast2PS3 2 points3 points ago

Triple agreed

[–]nooby_dooby_dooPS3 19 points20 points ago

Beating the dead horse of agreement.

[–]KnightOfTheStupidPC 8 points9 points ago

What is dead may never die.

[–]Pleg 2 points3 points ago

'The night is dark and full of terrors' - Bruce Wayne 2005

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

When the horse is in ashes, it will have my permission to die!

[–]fozziethechampPS3 4 points5 points ago

so its agreed that we all agree?

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 5 points6 points ago

Agreed.

[–]johnmcawesomePS3 3 points4 points ago

I wanna play too guys, agreed.

Edit: Also 3x Combo of ps3 khajiits

[–]KangFu 5 points6 points ago

and my Axe!

[–]Lusty_Falmer_Maidflair 0 points1 point ago

Be careful giving a man your axe, friend.

[–]PeacekeeperAlPS3 12 points13 points ago

I want someone to turn Skyrim into Westeros.

[–]The_Final_Kickening 0 points1 point ago

I was trying to align each city's symbol with a house from ASOIAF, and I came as far as Solitude being Starks, Windhelm being Mormonts, Falkreath being Baratheons, and Dawnstar as the Karstarks. From there they get a little wonky, but that generally lines up to Elisif being Sansa, Ulfric being Jeor, Siddgeir or Dengeir as Stannis, and Skald as Arnolf. Maybe have some sort of imaginary Northern civil war scenario?

[–]Whores_anus 0 points1 point ago

YES

THIS RIGHT HERE

But would that mean if ulfric won the civil war, he would be...

The king in the north?

badum tshh

[–]FleudianXBOX 1 point2 points ago

THE KING IN THE NORTH!!! bashes ale mug on table

[–]ProcrastinationMan 25 points26 points ago

This is the hero Tamriel needs

[–]OxymoronParadoxXBOX 10 points11 points ago

Not the one it deserves.

[–]Whores_anus 7 points8 points ago

this is the hero tamriel deserves, but not the one it needs right now

ftfy

I just watched the dark knight.

[–]Squibidyflop 5 points6 points ago

It's both ways, one's for Batman and one's for Harvey Dent.

[–]pwaves13flair 0 points1 point ago

i wanted to say that

[–]Miracle_Max_13 17 points18 points ago

No mod needed. Just wear Nightingale Armor with the Ebony Helmet. It looks awesome. Nightingale Bow and maybe duel wield Ebony Daggers would work well with this too. If anybody does an RP of this, make sure to share it with us.

[–]doctor_equinoxPS3 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't it technically have to be a pacifist RP? Except for bosses of course.

[–]roberto32flair 21 points22 points ago

it could just be a pugilistic roleplay. oh look everyone is sleeping

[–]doctor_equinoxPS3 16 points17 points ago

PUNCHBAT.

[–]Hobbes4247791PC 4 points5 points ago

Wild Bandit fainted!

[–]Miracle_Max_13 1 point2 points ago

I did this on my main account for a while for fun. Hung out on roofs and balconies in riften shooting thieves that sometimes pop up. Forsworn conspiracy. Bountys (especially bandits) occasionally kill people for being assholes (IE nazeem) Kill Grelod the kind, because being an orphan... Batman knows that feel:-( But don't join DB. Blood on the ice. Join the thieves guild, murder all non-essentials. Destroy dark brotherhood. That sort of thing. Kinda limited, I know.

[–]Frankpoodleflair 4 points5 points ago

I feel like I installed a mod for throwing knives once. You could change the knives to look like lil' bats.

[–]TheCostume 18 points19 points ago

Knives

[–]Miracle_Max_13 0 points1 point ago

Actually for a while, I picked up the millions of steel/iron daggers. Once I had many, I got a ledge and used telepathy to throw them at npc's for fun. Does almost no damage, ineffective, but cool. I would kill for that mod though, I've thought of the same thing.

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 1 point2 points ago

Don't perk too far into bow damage and then make a shit-ton of paralyze potions for your arrows. Once you knock them down from the shadows, go in with your fists.

[–]Miracle_Max_13 1 point2 points ago

Beat minor criminals to near-death, when they're on their knees and then disappear into the night.

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 6 points7 points ago

Yes that's perfect. Use the sneak perk that allows you to suddenly exit battle by turning invisible.

You know, another thing that would help this whole RP style is something like the Cowl of nocturnal. It'd be a perfect way so that people never accuse you of being bruce wayne when you're dressed as batman and you'd be more pressed to sneak well in the city so guards wouldn't go after you.

Edit: Okay somebody's mass downvoting all of my comments on this thread. I don't care about karma, but seriously what the hell am I doing to provoke anyone to do this?

[–]Pleg 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted you to try and counteract this, someones got a real hard-on for you man.

[–]RickyP 0 points1 point ago

Also have unlimited gold.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Dark Knight, indeed.

[–]Enderkr 3 points4 points ago

I'm in real life and I want to see that as legitimate armor.

[–]a4moondoggyflair 3 points4 points ago

Personally i'de like one with Medieval spawn!

[–]USMCLee 3 points4 points ago

Ebony mail (not armor) with Ebony helm and leggings looks close.

[–]aliensonTeslawormsflair 9 points10 points ago

The ebony mail is fucking badass...but people seem to overlook it. Granted, it's not the coolest looking chest piece..but you become virtually invisible when crouching; pretty awesome.

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 2 points3 points ago

Well I never use it because on any character I'm trying to be stealthy with I usually have light armor and any character that uses heavy armor rarely needs stealth.

[–]legrillsergeant 1 point2 points ago

This. Heavy armor + Sneak is an uncommon (but ridiculously good) combination, plus you have to play the character that way until level 30 before you get the synergy bonus of Ebony Mail.

[–]FeatheredOdysseyPC 4 points5 points ago

K.. I'll start working on the helmet and shield meshes later tonight..

[–]Eruonen 5 points6 points ago

Batman doesn't kill.

[–]ProcrastinationMan 39 points40 points ago

This is Dovaman

[–]lookimanotterPS3 2 points3 points ago

Batkiin?

[–]OxymoronParadoxXBOX 3 points4 points ago

Use strong paralyze spells/potions/enchantments(?) for all weapons. Throw in some poison fatigue also to slow them down.

[–]Eruonen 0 points1 point ago

Good ideas.

[–]Teslanautflair 4 points5 points ago

Okay, then just keep attacking Children. Since they can't die without a mod. LOOPHOLE.

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 1 point2 points ago

Combine that mod with a child companions type mod to make a robin (Or just mod a new companion. Depends on which robin you want. I dunno if you can actually do that as I've never modded before.)

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair 4 points5 points ago

Dohvankiin: The Dragonbron Rises

[–]asleeplessmalicePC 6 points7 points ago

I feel like it would have got more upvotes had you spelled Dragonborn correctly. I gave you one any way.

[–]DolbyFighter 7 points8 points ago

Spelling Dovahkiin correctly would've helped too.

[–]shut_your_whore_moufPS3 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm dyslexic, I did not notice either of those mistakes until they were pointed out.

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair 1 point2 points ago

Fuck. I just noticed I spelled it wrong.

[–]warsy26XBOX 0 points1 point ago

thats what the edit button is for

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair 0 points1 point ago

There's an edit button? I'm on my iPad and I don't see one.

Now I see it. I feel like such a dumbfuck right now.

[–]EcstaticObsessive 1 point2 points ago

I am vengence I am the night I am DOVAHKIIN!

[–]armchairnixonXBOX 1 point2 points ago

Someone NEEDS to make a medieval Batman campaign. Essentially a user-created expansion pack. With voice acting, new towns/buildings/interiors, and, of course, medieval Batgadgets. Also, a personal ridable dragon that serves as a Batmobile.

[–]Lukeronan 0 points1 point ago

Think your talking bout an assassin's creed kind of thing there

[–]ButterscotchYo 2 points3 points ago

This makes Batman a vampire.

[–]Scarfall 2 points3 points ago

That's it. I'm 'a working on that mod right now.

[–]Linksawake[S] 0 points1 point ago

How is it going?

[–]invaderark12 3 points4 points ago

Some really does need to make a Batman mod. Not just the costume, but the character. Make a mod where you have a REALLY high unarmed skill, and a mod that adds some small details like the enemy breathing when you "knock him out" (cause Batman doesn't kill). If you play Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, you can see that enemies' stomachs move up and down like they are breathing to emphasize that they aren't dead. Make something like that for Skyrim. Also make the bodies disappear faster, to add to them not being dead, cause if their bodies aren't there they either woke up and ran away, or were taken to jail. Also, some new "kill" moves would be cool (quotations around kill cause, again, Batman doesn't kill). Also, maybe some new dialogue whether you beat up someone, like "Who are you?", or some of the dialogue from Arkham City. Also, make a script that prevents you from putting the costume in public, as well as in the daytime. Or maybe just not in public. Also, you can make a weapon similar to a grapple that will "teleport" you atop a building or structure. And change the knife throwing mod to batarang throwing mod. This would be an awesome way to make you actually feel like Batman.

[–]tonytonetone 1 point2 points ago

I like your style.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I've been subscribed to /r/skyrim for some time now; if I had a dollar for every time you people upvoted to the front page the "I'd love to see a Batman armor mod" post, I could offer a round for everyone.

But I wouldn't, because you really are repetitive.

[–]ArchaeonPC 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of a altered nightingale armour I seen a while back.

[–]Reilly149PC 1 point2 points ago

+1 Would immediately download... hell I'd even donate a buck or two for it.

[–]eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 1 point2 points ago

This would actually work with batman killing people for the RP since this is medieval batman and not modern day batman (80's-90's) and no one expects him to act the same. making our own story of medieval batman would be, imho, a better and more creative role play rather than playing the present day role of batman. I also like the greatsword on this character maybe with a bat symbol as the hilt.

[–]OrimosPC 1 point2 points ago

I'd like a Hawkeye armor mod for my archer...

[–]invaderark12 1 point2 points ago

Hell, just make a whole Avengers and JLA mod. Iron Man, Batman, Cap, Hulk, Hawkeye, Superman, etc. Maybe some Iron Man armor would be cool, and a new spell that allows you to blast from your hand like Iron Man. Cap's armor as well as a throwing shield (maybe edit throwing knives?). Idk about Hulk, maybe some gloves that look like his hands and give you crazy amount of unarmed skill. Hawkeye's bow, armor, and maybe his different arrows (like the explosive one). And a flying mod and laser eyes mod for Superman.

[–]Griffin23PS3 1 point2 points ago

Lets just design a whole JLA game exactly like skyrim except it takes place in different superhero cities and you get to chose a hero in the beginning

[–]frank225 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]th3battulaXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]mediaG33KPC 0 points1 point ago

I would shit ingots if this were a mod. Please dear Talos, give someone with more skill and knowledge than I the inspiration to make this happen.

[–]Dr_Chelovek 0 points1 point ago

Well the thing is you cant kill in the suit. It goes against Batman's creed. Fists only. Also the disarm shout would cover your various batgadgets.

[–]eMan117 0 points1 point ago

The Nightingale Armor has a definite 'Batman' feel.

[–]doug916 0 points1 point ago

Heavy armor sneak

[–]pointfivenine 0 points1 point ago

Game would be too easy.

[–]lil_mike013 0 points1 point ago

It kinda looks like ebony

[–]ashleymatto 0 points1 point ago

YES

[–]TheMultipexXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Batman doesn't kill so the swords pointless...

[–]MrOrdinaryflair 0 points1 point ago

Great. Pinoccio next.

[–]igusta21XBOX 0 points1 point ago

Best. Idea. EVER.

[–]BootOnFace 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE BATMER!

[–]tutelhoten 0 points1 point ago

I play on the xbox so if this ever happens, fuck each and everyone of you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i thought that as well today :o

[–]thearchmagus 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather have it in real life: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/047/9/2/medieval_bat_man_armor_by_azmal-d4pydcc.jpg

Edit: Linking the artist/armorer who made it. Buddy of mine named Sam who owns Prince Armory. http://princearmory.com/

[–]Phasmatis75 0 points1 point ago

If they do it has to come with a grissled voice saying "I'm Dovahkiin" Like "I'm Batman".

[–]Odahviing_XBOX 0 points1 point ago

Batman+Skyrim

[–]J31ch0n 0 points1 point ago

That would be awesome but i already have a redguard knight that i call the dark knight and occasionally the black knight

[–]i-dont-have-a-gunPC 0 points1 point ago

That helmet plus nightingale armor.

[–]svenhoek86PC 0 points1 point ago

To anyone who makes this, you should make it eliminate fall damage or let you glide down from high jumps too. And lots of bonuses to sneak.

Combined with the rope arrows, you are Batman.

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 0 points1 point ago

So you mean another shitty armor mod?

[–]smampson 0 points1 point ago

You'd just have to fight with your fists.

[–]thejokerxx00PC 0 points1 point ago

this would be so cool.

I'm just jealous because the warriors get cool stuff, i wish more archer stuff would come out... oh well

[–]EverGlow89 5 points6 points ago

Crossbows with exploding magic bolts, and a pretty new bow that explodes sunlight and other fun stuff.

What more do you want?

[–]thejokerxx00PC 0 points1 point ago

even cooler bows and maybe armor to match it.

and now that i think of it, mages got it bad as well

[–]EasilyRememberXBOX 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I want is a couple of hats that suit archers. An angled hat like the one robin hood uses, and a long cap like Link's, combined with the green clothes and boots, and any set of bracers, makes for an awesome instant archer/hunter look. Make up for the lack of armor by using flesh spells from alteration to absorb damage, and/or alchemy effects such as slow and paralyze to dispatch enemies before they can reach you.

[–]Tr0llzorXBOX 0 points1 point ago

make this happen....please....someone

[–]Jcase5678 0 points1 point ago

I think it would look BAMF except it should have the skyrim logo instead of the batman logo... Just my pinion

[–]JamesDauphreyPC 0 points1 point ago

YES

FIGHT CICERO WEARING THE BATMAN ARMOUR

[–]AttractiveMeat 0 points1 point ago

I think it's supposed to be Batman but my first thought was "Black Panther?! That'd be awesome!"

[–]v3cks 0 points1 point ago

Crossbow grapple-hook? That would be cool.

[–]ZexisPC 0 points1 point ago

Let's add Bane's armor while we're at it, too! A powerful unarmed build, he would be...

[–]Necromasflair 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather see this as a mod for arkham city.

[–]Kalakarinth 0 points1 point ago

Not to be a dick but this looks more like a Talon from the Court of Owls, or Owlman.

[–]Cuts4th 0 points1 point ago

Oh god yes, that would be my armor for the rest of the game! Even if it couldn't be improved or enchanted!

[–]Osiiris 0 points1 point ago

This would be an epic comic idea, plain and simple.

[–]ElementiumPC 0 points1 point ago

It'd be great if one modder could gather a list of Lore Friendly- Comic and game mods..

One I'd like to see is a nord version of Scorpion from MK.

[–]icedmetal57PC 0 points1 point ago

At first glance it looked like a black knight from Dark Souls.

[–]revwhack 0 points1 point ago

Only if I get a grappling hook as well. (Note to self, everything needs more grappling hook)