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[–]Bhoot 8 points9 points ago

...and Reddit.

[–]SHADOWJACK2112 2 points3 points ago

Yeah just substitute a dude for the girl and a beer for the cocktail.

[–]SHADOWJACK2112 0 points1 point ago

The Vonnegut can stay though... It pleases me.

[–]Vried 6 points7 points ago

I was reading Breakfast of Champions on a busy train when the woman sitting next to me started having a go:

"You're reading a kids book"

I just ignored her. So she decided everyone needed to validate her seeming disgust at my choice of fiction.

"Look, he's reading a kids book! It has little pictures. Whit age is he?"

Fucking hate public transport.

[–]JeHones 0 points1 point ago

Haha, who the fuck does that? I mean, I try to hide whatever I'm reading for fear of it commenting on me, but I always thought a physical reaction from anybody was an irrational fear.

Now I'm terrified.

[–]livejamie 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]rhinobutt 0 points1 point ago

At least get the screengrab right.

[–]dearcatherine -3 points-2 points ago

False. Most users would at least drink the cocktail