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[–]-Tommy 8 points9 points ago

Legend says you can pour forever, but the glad never fills

[–]TheHarp 1 point2 points ago

The glad never fills? That sounds strangely deep...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Snoopyalien24 2 points3 points ago

Kinda reminds me of this

[–]PhatFatty 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for sharing this. I am laughing so damned hard right now.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Paradoxou 76 points77 points ago

With your penis?

[–]RandomAsianGuy 55 points56 points ago

yes

[–]4rch 51 points52 points ago

No, not YOUR penis.

[–]your_penis 59 points60 points ago

Oh no, what'd I do this time?

[–]Faaaabulous 12 points13 points ago

You came too fast AGAIN! Next time, wait until I actually PUT you IN, alright!?

[–]POTATO_IN_MY_PENIS 32 points33 points ago

My penis.

[–]NickDerpkins 44 points45 points ago

Oh god.... Hash browns everywhere

[–]Phil56731 4 points5 points ago

I hope that's Ketchup.

[–]NickDerpkins 1 point2 points ago

Of course it's not

[–]xerim 3 points4 points ago

No, with his nipples.

[–]haugisen 7 points8 points ago

you're a pretty mothafuckaa

[–]TwentySteven 2 points3 points ago

Harlem's where he's reppin'.

[–]PapaCristobal 3 points4 points ago

Niggas quit the bitchin and we gon make it in a second.

[–]structurer 13 points14 points ago

The defect in that one is bleach. That one looks like a cow got into an onion patch.

[–]Aethelgrin 5 points6 points ago

Hey this is really hard.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

With your penis?

[–]gwglet 653 points654 points ago

[–]gatordude731 95 points96 points ago

That commercial scared the ever loving shit out of me as a child.

Edit: I can now genuinely remember this commercial at the time I was a child after thinking about it. And being terrified and then seeing my family laughing at it and wondering, "Why are they laughing at this cartoon sun trying to kill this family and I hope the dog is ok".

[–]Hipster_Salieri 42 points43 points ago

It's gonna grape you in the mouth.

[–]markild 17 points18 points ago

[–]option_i 7 points8 points ago

Now in date grape and strawberry seduction.

[–]string97bean 50 points51 points ago

I was about to make a comment about you must still be a child because that commercial wasn't that old. Then I googled it and saw "1998". I feel old.

*EDIT I accidentally a word.

[–]gatordude731 14 points15 points ago

Yep, ole '98 the year I started my obsession with pokemon and thinking Michael Jordan was the coolest. It was a simpler time then.

[–]MadeByMonkeys 17 points18 points ago

I was married to my first wife and my first kid was born (not my wife's). Oh, crazy days.

[–]3ric3288 1 point2 points ago

I was 10 at the time, so I guess I should still feel young. You're only as old as you feel my friend.

[–]CannedBeef 187 points188 points ago

Hey, wait! That wasn't an orange juice commercial! It was a sprite commercial!

I want my orange juice commercial!

GET HIM

[–]keiyakins 119 points120 points ago

[–]lamerfreak 117 points118 points ago

Well, now I know what 'uncomfortably aroused' feels like.

[–]NowNowGuys 19 points20 points ago

I suggest we all turn ourselves in. On the count of 3, ready. One, two…

[–]workroom 16 points17 points ago

[–]follier 11 points12 points ago

Hah.. the tanuki at the end. The legend of the tanuki (raccoonlike thing) says that he's got a monstrous swinging pair. It's been a running gag in Japan for hundreds of years. Figures like these have been popular since the 12th century.

[–]life-form_42 3 points4 points ago

The huge hanging pair is sadly missing from Mario's Tanuki Suit.

[–]evitagen-armak 1 point2 points ago

Also in movies like Pom Poko from Studio Ghibli.

[–]Walletau 2 points3 points ago

...what the fuck did I just watch?

[–]efwiz 1 point2 points ago

"Wow."

[–]rileyrulesu 11 points12 points ago

I'm nominating you for "worst username on reddit"

[–]jotch 69 points70 points ago

Am I a furry now?!

[–]Speedingturtle 39 points40 points ago

Yes.

[–]Poup 32 points33 points ago

Well, looks like I'm into furries now. Thanks for that.

[–]Xanzent 27 points28 points ago

So that's where the "anthropomorphic squid squeezing oranges on her breasts" gif comes from.

[–]atrich 4 points5 points ago

You forgot the part where the squid is also making an "o face". But yeah, that solves that mystery.

[–]shaboinkin 39 points40 points ago

oh deer...those were some big titties

[–]keiyakins 60 points61 points ago

Best part, she has white spots. That means she's a child.

[–]shaboinkin 53 points54 points ago

[–]gatordude731 33 points34 points ago

This explains so much from that commercial.

[–]avaLoNz 32 points33 points ago

Sweet mother of christ. What did I just watch? Holy. Shit.

[–]Southtown85 9 points10 points ago

That bear punched a dozen zebras in the cooch... I have no clue what to make of that.

[–]jeffhughes 13 points14 points ago

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 11 points12 points ago

What in the actual fuck did I just fucking fuck.

[–]Scarecrow237 6 points7 points ago

Did I just watch a furry's wet dream?

[–]ChocolateLasagna 5 points6 points ago

I thought peahens didn't have colorful tails. Were those peatrannies?

[–]Pragmataraxia 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to ask this too, but after watching it there were just too many mind fucking moments to point out each one.

[–]turtal46 9 points10 points ago

What the fuck, man. It's just juice.

How does juice inspire that?

[–]frenchfry9000 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34. Rule 34 inspires it. No exceptions.

[–]traww98 11 points12 points ago

I'll just say what everyone else is thinking. I would fuck that deer until her insides ooze out

[–]OhHaiMarc 2 points3 points ago

Idk she's a bit furry for my tastes

[–]MindSecurity 1 point2 points ago

That bear just high-fived a lot of pussy Zebra!

[–]surpasser 1 point2 points ago

And then the North American Furrie Association was born...

[–]Lohengren 1 point2 points ago

Came in looking for this commercial. Well done.

[–]Asyrol 1 point2 points ago

wow... was that legal to show on TV before 9pm?

[–]EDub0518 19 points20 points ago

Instead of orange juice he brought us laughter

[–]deltarob 7 points8 points ago

As someone who has just brushed their teeth I can confirm this is preferable.

[–]Vindictive29 7 points8 points ago

TIL what women mean when they tell me they want me to give them the "Big O".

[–]avaLoNz 5 points6 points ago

[–]Cobarde 4 points5 points ago

I'm no Roger Smith, but if a woman seriously asked me to give her Big-O I'd go find a butler named Norman and negotiate my way into getting her one.

[–]evilcouch 1 point2 points ago

TIL: They didn't believe in color correction during the 70s.

[–]theKinkajou 3 points4 points ago

Minute Made Orange Tangerine, but still awesome. Remember losing my shit when I saw it on TV.

[–]fanboy_killer 27 points28 points ago

That was amazing! Props to Sprite for approving this piece! I'm a copywriter and believe me, going ahead with this kind of ad doesn't happen very often.

[–]WazWaz 3 points4 points ago

They're very common on YouTube, perhaps less so on television.

[–]fanboy_killer 15 points16 points ago

That's what's called a ghost, a produced ad that never goes live.

[–]cortexstack 4 points5 points ago

"and on the strength of that one ad, they decide if they want to make more ads. Some get accepted and become advertising campaigns, and some don't, and become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing."

[–]Jetpack123 65 points66 points ago

that was just fantastic

[–]Anarchist-Cat-Owner 20 points21 points ago

that was just fantastic

just fantastic

fantastic

[–]Jetpack123 44 points45 points ago

[–]TheGrandWarlock 15 points16 points ago

oh lawd, first video this morning and im already laughing.

[–]foreverisnever 11 points12 points ago

The best part of waking up.

[–]mkdz 4 points5 points ago

is Folgers in your cup!

[–]stylushappenstance 1 point2 points ago

Is going back to sleep.

[–]GaProgMan 6 points7 points ago

Is it just me, or does that anthropomorphic sun sound like Mr. Hankey?

[–]nick16961 3 points4 points ago

I played the video with my Cat on my bed. She started hissing, and clawed my leg.

[–]Leaffar 7 points8 points ago

Apparently you haven't seen commercials in europe.

The ultimate orange juice commercial you'll ever need! [NSFW]

[–]ww_ggg_d 4 points5 points ago

hapi djus

[–]asdfghjklqwertyujukh 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

[–]Leaffar 6 points7 points ago

Forgot about that. Here in europe it is very suitable for work.

[–]TheGuyWhoHatesThings 1 point2 points ago

I had never seen that ad before. It was... amazing.

[–]Gorignak 1 point2 points ago

Is that Scully?

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

That was fantastic.

[–]they2kthing 194 points195 points ago

Also, women laughing at salad http://i.imgur.com/5WH3X.png

[–]blindsighter 160 points161 points ago

And women struggling to drink water. http://i.imgur.com/yM8gD.jpg

[–]haaga 58 points59 points ago

Bottom left. That's how I usually drink my beverages.

[–]fiction8 27 points28 points ago

I was thinking bottom right.

[–]adamzep91 1 point2 points ago

That's always how I drink out of the water cooler at work. My coworkers don't like me very much.

[–]om_nom_nom 16 points17 points ago

It's like they're not even trying to get it in their mouths.

[–]histumness 26 points27 points ago

Those women have a drinking problem.

[–]Skateboard_Raptor 26 points27 points ago

Now combine them!

[–]KingsleyZissou 116 points117 points ago

[–]sorude 8 points9 points ago

"Woman confused as to why she's eating cucumber."

[–]cortexstack 15 points16 points ago

[–]blade2000 58 points59 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]JackassPenguinass 35 points36 points ago

I think that`s the point - the commercial is aimed at men. Quite sexual, no?

[–]Ixuvia 29 points30 points ago

Some people actually say that this imagery is a deliberate parallel to women having their faces ejaculated on. How that helps with advertising, don't ask me, but looking at the pictures I can see where they're... coming from, for lack of a better phrase.

[–]zurratype 8 points9 points ago

I think the only people that don't say that are the dense retards on reddit. How it helps? When you see that commercial your brain associates positive things with the brand. Using sex to sell a product can be very effective when done correctly.

[–]NowNowGuys 8 points9 points ago

Hey, that's blatantly sexual.

[–]imtomjane 3 points4 points ago

What the hell? Why do those pics exist?

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 1 point2 points ago

Now we just need women laughing while struggling to eat salad and drink water at the same time.

[–]anacrolix 4 points5 points ago

Those are the not the faces of women given salad.

[–]jakenichols 129 points130 points ago

its one guy in all the commercials, he is a professional pourer, but he has depth perception issues, as in he doesn't understand it.

[–]Breathing_Balls 42 points43 points ago

Yeah, he's blind.

[–]ImKindOfBlind 40 points41 points ago

Hey! I take offense to that.

[–]GaProgMan 18 points19 points ago

I used to take offense, but it gave me morning sickness.

[–]thatguyferg 7 points8 points ago

I remember when I was hooked on offense. The good ol' days as some would call em.

Wake up after blacking out look around to find a bunch of dead hookers and meth around, but all I wanted was some of that offense baby.

So I usually sold the bodies and just mainlined massive quantities of offense. I would just be wired for days.

Then the accident...oh god the accident...and now I'm somewhat normal!

[–]CodyGriffin 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]GaProgMan 2 points3 points ago

(As Earl Hickey) "Yup. That's usually how it goes"

[–]Sarkosity 4 points5 points ago

"Hey! I kind of take offense to that."

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

sticks two fingers up

Yeah, you're right. It must be harsh not being able to see.

[–]mattfasken 25 points26 points ago

OP, I admire your optimism but the way I see it that glass is slightly empty.

[–]NozzALa 23 points24 points ago

The best orange juice commercial ever:

http://youtu.be/J_G5jca1kdU

[–]mahi-mahi 5 points6 points ago

Truly WTF, but Mac's is Canadian, not European as the title implies...

[–]minimag 2 points3 points ago

Why did they have an ax with them?

[–]EDub0518 2 points3 points ago

Best wtf commercial i couldn't stop laughing. Thank you

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 53 points54 points ago

If this is subliminal messaging to make me want a glass of orange juice, its working. Actually, its not so subliminal, its a commercial...

[–]Breathing_Balls 24 points25 points ago

A submercial: Buy me or you will die of thirst.

[–]metabun 1 point2 points ago

A submercial: Buy me or you will drown.

[–]Spectralhook 13 points14 points ago

I bought orange juice 10 minutes before I even opened this post. Now that's subliminal messaging.

[–]Malgas 1 point2 points ago

Preliminal.

[–]barc0de 8 points9 points ago

"hey you - buy some orange juice!"

[–]Geurge1 1 point2 points ago

That's Superliminal.

[–]d0nu7 5 points6 points ago

CONSUME

[–]BasicDesignAdvice 1 point2 points ago

this is absolutely operating on a subliminal level in many ways. a lot of advertising does.

[–]Jexy84 17 points18 points ago

Ad creative here - It's usually called a "credentials shot". Same sort of shot you'll see in a beer ad with a perfectly frosted glass, usually in slow motion. It's designed to make you thirsty, then and there.

[–]RobotsRaaz 1 point2 points ago

Can you elaborate any further? I understand that a fuller glass looks more appealing but can you give any more examples of this sort of advertising? Very interesting to me personally.

[–]Kabelbrand 37 points38 points ago

Fun fact: when you see milk/liquid chocolate pouring in ads, it's actually some mixture of motor oil and artificial colors, because oil looks "smoother" when you pour it.

[–]Itachi0970 23 points24 points ago

This is only true for ads where they're not actually selling milk products (i.e. cereal). It's illegal to not show the actual product that they're selling and say that it is. For instance, they could not do that in an ad selling milk. However, I think they can combine the milk with other things or something, I'm not sure.

[–]Sunlis 17 points18 points ago

That depends entirely on the country it's airing in. In Canada, all food ads have to use the same ingredients as the actual product. So an orange juice commercial has to use the actual orange juice, and McDonalds ads have to use real McDonalds supplies for their burger photos.

[–]Itachi0970 7 points8 points ago

That makes sense, since I live in Canada, and is where I got my information.

[–]Snookerman 1 point2 points ago

Does it have to be motor oil?

[–]Elsass 1 point2 points ago

And this is how false rumours and misconceptions spread.

[–]Shadopoig 1 point2 points ago

Apparently, in beer ads, they don't show the bottom of the glass when beer's being poured because there's baking soda there. It makes the foam look richer and smoother.

[–]nahcoob 12 points13 points ago

This is propaganda by paper towel manufacturers attempting to encourage reckless pouring of liquids, increasing spills and therefore paper towel consumption.

[–]Omegaki314 43 points44 points ago

I've seen this before

[–]Paradoxou 42 points43 points ago

Gentleman way of saying "repost" ?

[–]Anarchophobia 4 points5 points ago

And 'Repost' is the gentleman way of saying, "You motherfucking imbecile, this post was already posted. GTFO faggot!"

[–]TheQueefGoblin 1 point2 points ago

If it is, it's an improvement. Now all we need to do is add "but others have not", so we get "I've seen this before, but others have not, and therefore I understand the reasons behind its reaching the front page. All is well in the world."

[–]SociableIntrovert 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure they are either trying to get me to pour more into my glass causing me to drink more or they are trying to get me to go pee. It appears they are successful on both fronts.

[–]Lazerkatz 3 points4 points ago

How about red lobster, absolutely SMASHING that fork of food into butter.

[–]delightfuldylan 25 points26 points ago

Nice try minute made advertising department.

Not gonna lie though, totally heading to the fridge for some OJ.

[–]smallsemple 4 points5 points ago

Q: Why should you always drink apple juice?
A: Cause OJ will kill you!

[–]jezmck 4 points5 points ago

Despite not having it in this country, I'm sure you mean "Minute Maid".

[–]delightfuldylan 13 points14 points ago

You're still drinking minute made man? Tropicana is where its at...

[–]delightfuldylan 34 points35 points ago

Psh, you guys are both wrong. Ain't nothing that can compare to Simply Orange.

[–]delightfuldylan 12 points13 points ago

True dat.

[–]Axeltoss 27 points28 points ago

Is this the same dude 4 times? Or am I mixing up my l's and I's?

[–]Vpicone 1 point2 points ago

Mind. blown.

[–]dafuqdidIwrite 1 point2 points ago

Screw all that.. Pick up a the damn fruit and squeeze the fuck outta it for the best experience... Nothing like Freshly squeezed orange Jews

[–]whenitistime 2 points3 points ago

is a Minute Made Man like an italian gangster version of OJ?

[–]moosilauke18 1 point2 points ago

I really wanted OJ for some reason when I was walking to work. I think I can see the future.

[–]toppswagg 19 points20 points ago

[–]jrghoull 4 points5 points ago

was expecting the toy story 3 meme...was pleasantly surprised. upvote.

[–]sunpex 1 point2 points ago

yup, he did it.

[–]akatypes 5 points6 points ago

Is there a repost time limit law?

title comnts points age /r/
Who do you think is going to clean that shit up, advertisers? 64coms 1414pts 3mos AdviceAnimals

source: karmadecay

[–]kubrick66 1 point2 points ago

reddit is pretty much all reposts. best bet is to stay off the front page.

[–]Naggers123 2 points3 points ago

Clearly that orange juice is erupting from the glass.

[–]Tilder 2 points3 points ago

"The cup runneth over."

[–]SHITKEEPSFALLING 2 points3 points ago

It supposed to be cathartic. Plentiful. The money shot.

FAP FAP FAP JUICE EVERYWHERE

[–]TJ5897 2 points3 points ago

I see you browse 4chan as well.

[–]deadsoldier 2 points3 points ago

It makes you consume more. By pouring it quickly and filling the glass the suggestion is made to your subconscious that you should do the same.

It is the same reason that toothpaste adverts always show the person filling their brush with paste, rather than using a "pea sized amount" as per the instructions.

[–]get_down_to_it 2 points3 points ago

Repost ahoy!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

i do not believe there is any better soft drink than the one you just spoke of...

[–]31stan 4 points5 points ago

This is a repost, what are you doing?

[–]freedom_in_truth 1 point2 points ago

It might not even be orange juice. Milk is usually substituted with paint for example. It pours better and gives you that awesome splash.

[–]Itachi0970 1 point2 points ago

If it's an ad for milk, then it must be milk (or milk mixture). If it's an ad for anything else, or a stock photo, then yeah it could be anything.

[–]Flimsyfishy 1 point2 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE ORANGE JUICE!!!

-The person who is pouring the glass

[–]ladadala 1 point2 points ago

Always pour drink first, splash ice in after!

[–]TVXQueef 1 point2 points ago

how is this even funny?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

When I was about four or five years old, they had a commercial on Austrian TV (very likely they showed in Germany and Switzerland as well) for 'Fruchtzwerge' (basically a kid's yogurt). In this commercial they had a slogan that roughly translated to "In every cup of Fruchtzwerge, there's two cups of milk" and they'd have an animation where they'd pour two cups of milk into one cup of the same size, without spilling over. No wonder Austrian kids score poorly on international education tests such as Pisa.

[–]AJam 1 point2 points ago

shit's so good you just can't get enough!

[–]Saxifrage_Russell 1 point2 points ago

[–]WhiteyDude 1 point2 points ago

I see it as 3% empty, but thats just me.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

DAT SPLASH

[–]Last_Gigolo 1 point2 points ago

I figure it's a mental thing that makes you think "wow I was thirsty but there's enough of that so I can overflow in refreshment".

It works. Yes, we are that stupid when we don't pay attention.

It's the same as going to a used car lot, and the salesman is mistreating the car. You tell yourself "crap I better rescue this car". Same with animals at the animal rescue clinic.

There are so many sales tactics that are right in your face that talk to the back of your head (the moron in the back that does very little, but buys every damn thing).

In the simplest way I can explain it.

[–]SupermanV2 5 points6 points ago

I don't know but it looks delicious.

[–]EvaCarlisle 3 points4 points ago

Totally, another thing that annoys me is when actors brush their teeth but don't rinse their mouth out when they're done. Don't know why I thought of that.

[–]islandvanillawebring 1 point2 points ago

After drinking orange juice.

[–]moosilauke18 1 point2 points ago

Wait, people rinse their mouth out after brushing their teeth?

[–]Kikmi 1 point2 points ago

Ahem. Repost much?