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[–]Dahaka11 91 points92 points ago

Saw 8 is really stretching the franchise now...

[–]Silversol99 103 points104 points ago

Maybe its a new franchise "Thaw".

[–]AriBBCP 49 points50 points ago

[–]Audiovore 5 points6 points ago

I didn't know what to make of this till now. Thank you.

[–]cloudberries 4 points5 points ago

Let the gameth begin!

[–]ENM173 1 point2 points ago

As written by Mike Tyson.

[–]itachi1998 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day

[–]Kensai_ 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, there's Saw 8 now? Jesus.

[–]CoyoteStark 22 points23 points ago

I heard he likes fishdicks.

[–]Durka09 6 points7 points ago

That bird's a gay fish then.

[–]Lobo2ffs 6 points7 points ago

"Explain this bullshit"

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 44 points45 points ago

I love the expression on the bird's face. He's like "Look at this shit. I mean, are you fucking kidding me?"

[–]Patius 7 points8 points ago

Yeah. It's a "Come on! I'm hungry! This isn't fucking funny man!"

[–]JaKKeD 24 points25 points ago

Or his face says "I'm a bird. I make this face all the time"

[–]peterkingsnuggets 8 points9 points ago

Birds get meta.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 15 points16 points ago

Is that fish ok?

[–]Lexirox 26 points27 points ago

No, no the fish that's in ice is absolutely fine. It lived even though it's in ice in the middle of a meadow. Yeah, it's cool.

[–]clintonius 11 points12 points ago

in ice

Yeah, it's cool.

Just had to slip that in there, didn't you?

[–]Lexirox 1 point2 points ago

Yes i did. :)

[–]Audiovore 1 point2 points ago

It was pretty smooth, imo...

[–]Volanir 1 point2 points ago

I would say it was pretty slick...

[–]UTC_Hellgate 2 points3 points ago

Well, as long as it's ok.

[–]spotted_wizard 1 point2 points ago

Actually, the fish could be fine if you throw that block into a lake. Sometimes there are lakes that are hard to get to by vehicle, so if they want to stock the lake with fish, they drop these fish blocks in there by plane. When the ice melts, the fish is fine.

[–]Lexirox 0 points1 point ago

Yeah.

I hope this happened because i like fish.

[–]Taylorseim 2 points3 points ago

Well I'll tell ya, when that fish wakes up he's going to have one hell of a headache, not to mention that he's naked in a meadow. The blurry vision and nausea won't wear off for a couple of days either. But don't worry, eventually he'll be fine. And he'll have a great story to tell his grand kids about the time he was frozen in a block of ice and left in a meadow for the eagles.

[–]LexiMonsterDoll 4 points5 points ago

I like the version that said "Explain this bullshit" a lot better

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[–]stuffandorthings 1 point2 points ago

Haven't been around long then.

I remember when the original poster came and posted this on reddit, long before ice-soaps and no-number-Jakuchas clogged up the inter-pipes.

I'll tell you the rest of the story, but first I have to go throw myself off a cliff for realizing how much time I've wasted here.

[–]BurningBanana 2 points3 points ago

Yes. I do believe this is a game.

[–]Infintinity 0 points1 point ago

If it's not then why did I buy all these point multipliers on eBay?

[–]OIP 2 points3 points ago

I cannot stop laughing.

[–]penultimator 2 points3 points ago

The look found on any guy's face when he finds himself stuck with a cold fish.

[–]Crumpetron 2 points3 points ago

[–]Maxxonry 9 points10 points ago

The symbol of the United States of America demands an explanation for this bullshit.

[–]Breathing_Balls 13 points14 points ago

Dear Symbol,

You have been hoodwinked once again.

Yours,

China.

[–]CavJake -1 points0 points ago

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Dear picture and the rest if the world,

You have been hoodwinked once again.

Yours,

China.

[–]CavJake 0 points1 point ago

Now it's on sucka

http://i.imgur.com/8xvQR.png

[–]deermau5 -1 points0 points ago

it's not an eagle....

[–]Lurks_And_Votes 0 points1 point ago

It's not a bald eagle. It is an eagle.

[–]Maxxonry -1 points0 points ago

Well i was wrong about the Bald Eagle part, but it's a Fish Eagle.

[–]deermau5 0 points1 point ago

nice work i thought it was a kite

[–]justinvt -1 points0 points ago

That's definitely not a bald eagle

[–]Maxxonry -1 points0 points ago

True, it's a Fish Eagle.

[–]justinvt 0 points1 point ago

And we get downvoted.

[–]cloudberries 3 points4 points ago

Why does every single picture need text? Why?

[–]vintermann 1 point2 points ago

On a related note:

  • Why is there porn of everything on the internet? Do they have to? It's disgusting.

  • Why do youtube comments have to be so dumb? They can't really be that dumb?

  • What is it with cut and pasted Paint drawings that's so funny?!

HELP ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET

[–]hiphoprising 0 points1 point ago

And what's the deal with lamp shades? If they're lamps... Why are we shading them?!

</seinfeld>

[–]cloudberries -1 points0 points ago

  1. Because humanity requires porn to survive. It's a well known fact
  2. Because people who comment on youtube are idiots
  3. To be honest, I have no idea

[–]MendoGreen 1 point2 points ago

The original title from a while back was "Explain this bullshit."

[–]butterflypoon 1 point2 points ago

I love African Fish Eagles.

[–]bananaCabanas 1 point2 points ago

How does eagle know what fish is?

[–]naF_tiddeR 1 point2 points ago

Momma always said, "Life was like a fish in an ice cube...

[–]Amazon_Ref_Link 1 point2 points ago

It reminds me of that face guy with the sign at the basketball games.

[–]WreckerCrew 1 point2 points ago

Don't be that poster....

[–]RockDirtRock 1 point2 points ago

Hello new iPhone lock screen

[–]klinonx -2 points-1 points ago

HEY GUYS, HE HAS AN IPHONE!!!

[–]THEPEA5ANT 5 points6 points ago

My dog has an iPhone.

[–]Jimmy_Nertron 0 points1 point ago

BATDOG?

[–]THEPEA5ANT 0 points1 point ago

More like neighbour to Doggy Bruce Wayne.

[–]how_do_i_name -1 points0 points ago

Hey guys. No one cares

[–]Deformed_Crab 0 points1 point ago

I like the "Explain this bullshit" version better. I feel it captures the spirit of the moment a lot better.

[–]miaomiao 0 points1 point ago

Technically, YOU are the game here, my dear falcon.

[–]gamfreak 0 points1 point ago

made funnier if you imagine the bird froze the fish and is now prompting you, as if you're not up to snuff

[–]IWantYourGuitar 0 points1 point ago

IAMA request: Someone who has played "The Mother-Fucking Game".

[–]yxonpat 0 points1 point ago

This picture and caption is old as fuck.

[–]incandesantlite 0 points1 point ago

it's an old Sicilian message- it means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

[–]sol1869 0 points1 point ago

This has affected me very deeply.

[–]Chitowngaming 0 points1 point ago

There are no white TSA agents...

[–]sidvicioushart 0 points1 point ago

No, I think Jenga's a game.

[–]LkCa15 0 points1 point ago

[–]iDontShift 0 points1 point ago

Do you think this is a mother fucking game?

yes

[–]douchebag_geneticist 0 points1 point ago

Nothing says summer like fishsicles.

[–]betelgeux 0 points1 point ago

Anybody have the original?

[–]karie7097 0 points1 point ago

There's an impressive amount of fail crammed into that one.

[–]amazoncon 0 points1 point ago

Ummmm... motherfucking is one thing - mother fucking is quite another. Just sayin'.

[–]lizardlikeslizards 0 points1 point ago

NO PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

For those that have neither the creativity nor the brain power to think of a title,

Just type what the picture says.

[–]TeazleDiesel 0 points1 point ago

Hey do you want a frozen fish?

No, but I will want a regular fish later so, yeah

[–]Basicoctopus 0 points1 point ago

that is the most depressed bird i have ever seen

[–]Inksword 0 points1 point ago

Actually it is a game! Most places freeze or wrap food that their predators eat, so they have to work to get at it. This is provides entertainment, exercise and mental stimulation in conjunction with the food as they have to fight and tear to get to it. This helps replace the fact that they don't get to hunt their food down. This is probably what's happening.

TL;DR - YES, YES I THINK IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING GAME.

[–]Tankverso 0 points1 point ago

that is the first time i've laughed on reddit in almost a year.

[–]RazsterOxzine -4 points-3 points ago

[–]so_carelessly_here -1 points0 points ago

You put SFW in there.. Totally random.

Yeah, I'm not clicking that.

EDIT : Ok, I clicked it. I'm weak. It's fine. It's the same picture, only the "motherfucking" is censored. Thus, making it SFW because there are no curse words, I guess.. Yeah..

[–]RazsterOxzine 0 points1 point ago

I like pie.

[–]Kerentoriz 1 point2 points ago

I like tewtles

[–]Speedingturtle 0 points1 point ago

I like twenty's.

[–]Kerentoriz 1 point2 points ago

Your username fits well XD