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[–]accountfour 3 points4 points ago

Why I browse /r/new. I stand a chance of actually being seen.

[–]spacenout 1 point2 points ago

I can see you!

[–]Whodatguy77 0 points1 point ago

Where... Where's he at?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]spacenout 0 points1 point ago

Top of the page! derr

[–]accountfour 0 points1 point ago

And I see you! We're opportunists.

[–]Fa1coLombardi 0 points1 point ago

If I have something to say, and there are too many comment, I just comment on the top one.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 0 points1 point ago

It's actually why I respect her somewhat. I really don't mind that she's in shitty movies because she knows it's a business. Both she and Robert think Twilight is dumb as hell.

Edit: Shit never mind she does like Twilight, I guess when I've seen Robert say negative things about it she's never stood up for it. He did say that if he wasn't in the movies he probably wouldn't have read the books and probably would've automatically hated them like most people.

He's also said the following: “Girls often say that Edward’s ‘sooo perfect,’ but he’s not. I do not like people who try to exert control in a relationship, when there is an imbalance. This is very wrong and very strange… The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.”

[–]shrugalicious 1 point2 points ago

Are we looking at the same link?

[–]narwhalsatmidnight 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering the same thing, B1

[–]tatertot1000 0 points1 point ago

There are* insert troll face

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -5 points-4 points ago

Out of curiosity, how can you type "there is" before a plural without thinking "That can't be right."?

[–]GlassHouseResident 5 points6 points ago

How can you end a sentence with two different punctuation marks without thinking that perhaps you should tend to your own garden before throwing manure on someone else's?

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -2 points-1 points ago

There is nothing wrong with that construct. The period is for the quote and the question mark is for the entire sentence.

Also, since I understand how to conjugate verbs, I have no problem correcting people who may not have that skill.

[–]JKR93[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's Reddit, not school, relax.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -2 points-1 points ago

Well, it is also life. You may be comfortable coming across as having questionable literacy, but it makes reddit look like crap when every headline looks like it was written by a 10 year old with a terrible English teacher.

[–]JKR93[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm a welder, I don't need any punctuation or grammar lessons for that. I am so sorry to of upset you on how Reddit looks, I truely am.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -1 points0 points ago

No, you need punctuation and grammar lessons to keep from looking ignorant when you aren't welding.

Good luck. I hope you not are haved injuries when you be makings welds.

[–]JKR93[S] 0 points1 point ago

I weld what powers your town/city, and what flies you across country. I'm doing ok without it.

[–]DaRtYLeiya 0 points1 point ago

thank you!

[–]LZRNM -1 points0 points ago

There *are 900