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[–]Blazingwand 171 points172 points ago

I cant help but point out that if all the children stayed in the safe main hall and just sent dumbledore to kick in the giants face the children would be safe with everyone staying to gether and i mean dumbledore can kick a trolls ass no problem

[–]Mahler5 127 points128 points ago

Better yet, they should have sent Hagrid to wrestle it into submission.

[–]novicedebater 50 points51 points ago

Better yet, they should have sent Hagrid to wrestle it into sexual submission.

edit: LOL @ downvoters who can't take a joke xD

[–]Supock 143 points144 points ago

No. No they should not have.

[–]o0DrWurm0o 41 points42 points ago

Probably already been made into a fanfic.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 25 points26 points ago

rule34

[–]mitt-romney 36 points37 points ago

I'm writing it it as we fap speak.

[–]Thorns 18 points19 points ago

Yet another reason I'm not voting for you, mister Romney.

However, if you want to drop out of the race and pursue a career in writing, you'll have my best wishes~

[–]taxiSC 13 points14 points ago

This may be the best username/post combination I've ever seen. Kudos.

[–]depotman 17 points18 points ago

he had the god damn elder wand too right?

[–]Blazingwand 13 points14 points ago

yes he did ... he had it long before the chamber of secrets was opened the first time

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck, I would love to see Dumbledore take down a troll. Actually, Dumbledore duelling in general is totally badass and I wish we had seen more of his immense magical power.

[–]JordanJO 106 points107 points ago

"We will find this fucking troll, and we will kill his fucking ass."

[–]scurvyjones 63 points64 points ago

I AM HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

[–]Beezle 34 points35 points ago

But Ronnie...Ronnie The Bear, He could give a fuck.

Edit: Here is the troll scene.
You can get, Wizard People, Dear Reader here.

[–]drimpossible145 6 points7 points ago

I love you.

[–]sizzlemac 0 points1 point ago

You're doing God's work. I applaud you.

[–]ARelevantUsername_ 9 points10 points ago

Brad Neely is a god.

[–]yearofthesilkworm 6 points7 points ago

Upvotes for all things referencing Wizard People

[–]ndouellette 12 points13 points ago

I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL. I AM A DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

[–]WGMindless 8 points9 points ago

I WILL FEEL HER BLOOD ON MY HANDS. TONIGHT!

[–]andchristina 6 points7 points ago

Harry overtook the stairwell like an oiled gazelle.

[–]springerfinger 0 points1 point ago

50 shades of Hogwarts

[–]CobraStallone 0 points1 point ago

I never understood why Harry didn't just say that to Malfoy when he was giving him shit in the books.

[–]tidux 7 points8 points ago

Harry was an abused kid with low self esteem.

[–]CobraStallone 2 points3 points ago

That is true, but it was like, Harry wins a Quidditch game against Slytherin, and Malfoy is talking shit, you could just go like, "mothefucker I just won, you play like crap you Death Eater mamma's boy piece of shit".

[–]tidux 2 points3 points ago

He did almost beat the shit out of Malfoy in book 5, but the Weasley Twins stopped him or Umbridge would have expelled him.

[–]35_1221 2 points3 points ago

Weren't the Weasley twins also about the beat the shit out of Malfoy? That's why they lost their brooms, along with Harry.

[–]CobraStallone 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I remember that, they got kicked out of the team.

[–]someguy945 97 points98 points ago

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 18 points19 points ago

You don't argue with Dumbledore the White.

[–]db0255 8 points9 points ago

Wait. Is that Gandalf?

[–]grindle 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean Magneto.

[–]Shakuras 1 point2 points ago

That is fantastic, it sucks they had to do it that way in the movie as it takes away from the whole 'impenetrable' feeling from the castle (and not to mention the 30x it's said by Hermione in each book)

[–]Naltharion 2 points3 points ago

Oh I laughed way to much at this, a good 30 seconds of insane giggling.

thank you for that!

[–]Thewhitebread 238 points239 points ago

[–]SwordofGryffindor 85 points86 points ago

GURRRRRLLLL. YOU AINT GOT NO PUMPKIN JUICE.

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[–]HolographicMetapod 12 points13 points ago

whoosh

[–]The_FactSphere 8 points9 points ago

what did [deleted] say?

[–]DudeWithTheNose 6 points7 points ago

He said "You ain't got no pancake mix"

[–]The_FactSphere 2 points3 points ago

What does that mean?

[–]DudeWithTheNose 15 points16 points ago

it means you lack the mix required to make pancakes. Common sense dude...

[–]JSBIV 1 point2 points ago

holy shit that takes me back, where did I hear that from

[–]xTELOx 7 points8 points ago

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[–]didoty 3 points4 points ago

I love you

[–]FireFender 0 points1 point ago

Something about the saying being pancake mix.

[–]JackTalk 3 points4 points ago

"You work it Professor Mcgonagall".

[–]Pro-Frank 11 points12 points ago

I've mentioned this before on reddit but I'll go ahead and repost it cause I can. Richard Harris was the absolute shit as an actor and without a doubt looked the part, but in my opinion Michael Gambon DESTROYS Richard Harris's portrayal of Albus Dumbledore. It is most likely due to the rather bland direction of Christopher Columbus, but I've always felt the old Dumbledore came across as an incredibly boring, uninteresting character with no life left in him. Not at all trying to take jabs at the late Richard Harris but all his wheezy dialogue literally made it sound like Dumbledore was on the verge of death at all times. I hated it.

Now when Gambon came on for Prisoner of Azkaban, I was enthralled with his performance. He has charisma and a spark of spunk that actually felt like this old guy used to be/still is a badass wizard and has seen some of the craziest shit in the wizarding world. The way he lifted up his robes when he walked fucking slayed me for some reason.

Respect to Richard Harris...but Michael Gambon straight up owns the role of Albus Dumbledore.

[–]johnylaw 111 points112 points ago

Have you read the books? Albus Dumbledore is a caring old man who never gets angry with anyone except deatheaters. Gambons portrayal was of a crazy old man who grabs and shakes his students while yelling in their face.

[–]GrubFisher 6 points7 points ago

Don't blame Gambon. Blame the direction. I know people like to pick and choose, so can I please remind you to go back and watch Prisoner of Azkaban? Gambon's brilliant in it. In fact, any scene where he's allowed to be Dumbledore, he's fantastic. I don't know who decided to make him angry and shaky in GoF, but that was a bad, bad choice because now people are stuck with that, and so is he.

[–]immatellyouwhat 6 points7 points ago

HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIREBLARGARGAHGA!?

[–]Homeschooled316 7 points8 points ago

As someone who did not read the books and only watched the movies, Gambon is worlds more interesting than Harris. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but perhaps he was cast in the interest of appealing to a wider moviegoing crowd who didn't read the books because the fans of the books were going to see the movies anyway.

[–]SwordofGryffindor 12 points13 points ago

I still like to think that if they stuck more to the books the movies wouldn't have sucked, which they did imo.

The problem with the movies is there's way too much information in the books and there's a lot of intricate plot details that you either explain in detail or don't include at all. They wanted to be loyal to the fans in some regard so they included the base details, but what ended up happening was that it made it look rushed and poorly done. People got to the end of the later movies wondering what the hell is happening.

The fact of the matter is that Harry Potter just doesn't translate well to screen. The only way to do it would be to draw the movies out to an ungodly length of time (3h+ in the later ones) and do the novels justice. The general movie goer wouldn't appreciate it, but lets face it, the general movie goer doesn't really like Harry Potter. They only watch it because it's Harry Potter.

Gambon did a good job. He didn't do the novel Dumbledore justice, but that's because there's just a general mystique surrounding the novel Dumbledore that shines through what he does and only in the small instances that he gets a say in the books. On the screen, these instances just don't come around enough, so a more characteristically observable character needs to be introduced. AND another thing that people forget is that these are professional actors. They want to bring their own take to any character they portray and at the end of the day their goal is to make a good movie, not to copy the books line by line. He still ends up one of your favourites by the end of the 7 movies, so that's all that matters to me as a fan.

I do wish there was a movie implementation that is more true to the novels, but nitpicking every little thing wrong with the movies just makes me look like a crazy and over protective fan.

[–]bandman614 6 points7 points ago

I would like a Harry Potter TV series with one season per book.

[–]SwordofGryffindor 1 point2 points ago

I would watch it tbh lol.

[–]ewic 0 points1 point ago

If it was anything like Avatar, then it would be the shit.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 1 point2 points ago

You can say the same thing about any book that has been turned into a movie. The closest book-movie conversion that I have seen, personally, was Lord of the Rings. I think Peter Jackson did a fantastic job with it, even though it isn't exactly perfect. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo disappointed me, even the Swedish film, but I could still respect it as a movie. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was SO much better as a book.

Books will always be better because a book lets your own mind fill in the gaps. This was especially true with Fear and Loathing, because so much of the imagery is happening inside the charachters head, so you can really imagine what he was seeing, rather than having it spoon-fed to you.

With that being said, I think that the Harry Potter movies did a really good job of portraying what was in the books. There are limits to a film that dont exist in writing, and you have to accept that if you ever want to enjoy a movie based on a book.

EDIT: I accidentally a director....

[–]deeman18 3 points4 points ago

I still think that the closet book-movie conversion is To Kill a Mockingbird. Great book, fantastic movie

[–]SirRuto 0 points1 point ago

Gregory Peck is now the only way I can see Atticus. He pulls it off so perfectly.

[–]clockworknovak 0 points1 point ago

... Did you just say that Spielberg directed LotR?

[–]CardboardHeatshield 0 points1 point ago

It would appear that I'm a retard. I don't watch many movies. I apologize. Peter Jackson.

[–]parsifal 14 points15 points ago

Sounds like the long way of saying "lowest common denominator."

[–]skrillex 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand how the fight in the fifth book at the end would have occurred though, I don't want a CGI'd richard harris

[–]moshbeard 0 points1 point ago

Which is much more interesting.

[–]parsifal 0 points1 point ago

Exactly right. He was only Dumbledore inasmuch as he looks old (and not even old enough!).

[–]jhphoto 39 points40 points ago

No. God no. Dumbledore was a caring individual. He is not supposed to be a short-fused, loud motherfucker. It is supposed to surprise you when you find out that he's not just a headmaster, but one of the most powerful wizards around. You aren't supposed to go "oh, but he's still a fucking asshole".

Michael Gambon's portrayal was fucking terrible.

[–]drimpossible145 1 point2 points ago

Michael Gambon's dumbledore isn't an asshole at all.

[–]jhphoto 18 points19 points ago

It absolutely is. I put myself in the kids situations, and if I was in that situation I wouldn't be respecting my headmaster with a sense of reverence, I would be secretly thinking that he is just an asshole who needs to chill the fuck out. That is not the kind of relationship that they had in the books at all.

[–]drimpossible145 -3 points-2 points ago

How is he an asshole, though? I guess in the Order of the Phoenix kind of because he's somewhat angry/distant, but in every other case he's really kind, pleasant, and helpful. A good example is the time turner scene in Prisoner of Azkaban.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

He was an asshole in Goblet of Fire when he grabbed Harry and was all like "DID YOU PUT YER NAEM IN TEH GOBLET OF FYAAAAA?!"

[–]jhphoto 14 points15 points ago

Because he responds to the kids childish curiosity by being a typical angry asshole abusive father figure. In Goblet of Fire, when Harry's name comes out of the goblet, he turns into a huge dickbag, instead of someone who fears for Harry's safety above all else. He is borderline abusive when he phsyically grabs Harry - that kind of action does not strengthen a bond and demand respect. Gambons Dumbledore was always acting frustrated and angry, when his frustration and any sort of anger were only supposed to be subtle references underneath his wisdom and caring - he shouldn't be throwing his "humanity" in your face. You are always supposed to believe that Dumbledore secretly has things under control, and only later do you get the hints that he doesn't have it as under control as you were lead to believe, (which leads to certain things later). But instead you get someone who you have no confidence in as having things under control because he's to busy being an egotistical dickbag.

[–]MarkHawk 0 points1 point ago

led to believe.

[–]parsifal -1 points0 points ago

That stupid Time Turner. I wish she wouldn't have added it to the mythos -- it nullifies so much of the plots in the books.

[–]ErnestMorrow 5 points6 points ago

At least she realized that she fucked up by adding them and "fixed" it in the 5th having Harry and Co. break all the remaining time turners.

[–]parsifal 0 points1 point ago

Oh she did? Wow I forgot about that. Thanks.

[–]drimpossible145 0 points1 point ago

I don't think she had really thought about the mythos much at that point.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

When you can travel time, why not just go back in time and prevent the most evil man in history from being born? Because no one ever thought of that.

[–]parsifal 0 points1 point ago

Exactly.

[–]Overeacting 0 points1 point ago

No, it doesn't. You don't understand what it does if you think that.

[–]Aviator8989 4 points5 points ago

That was somewhat confusing to follow.

[–]FuckYeahPhotography 11 points12 points ago

NOPE. Gambon REFUSED to read the books as he wanted to "play Dumbledore his way." It's fine if he wants to add himself into the role, but don't have the audacity to openly say 'fuck you' to the source material when you are portraying a crucial character. I will admit, he gets a little better with the role later on, but not nearly anywhere close to how the original Dumbledore is.

Richard Harris nailed it, and I'm sure if the series progressed he would have shown Dumbledore's darker side equally as well, physical aspects aside since he was ill. Gambon sucked at the part because he refused to do it properly.

[–]falling_slowly 7 points8 points ago

At first in the books Dumbledore seems to be just a wise old man, but you start to see his eccentric side later. Harris definitely plays the wise old man part well, but I don't think he would have done well with the eccentric bad ass you see later. Gambon played the bad ass great, but I think he would have come out lacking as the quiet peaceful man Dumbledore first appeared to be. I think it ended up working out great.

[–]Omnix_NerZ 5 points6 points ago

I loved the books and read them many times, and I loved the way both actors portrayed Dumbledore; I also think that the newer Dumbledore replaced the old one just in time to have an actor bring out the life/humor/eccentricity of Dumbledore in the books.

Can't we all just agree that the Harry Potter series is fucking great and get along?

[–]SirDelirium 2 points3 points ago

Part of this is also the changing light in which we see Dumbledore. In the first and second, Harry has to break rules and run around without the help of his professors.

The lines really start getting drawn in Prisoner of Azkaban. Dumbledore all of a sudden starts helping instead of just staying out of the way.

Not that I disagree with you. Just remember they were essentially playing different characters to begin with.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As someone who loved the books, I love Harris's Dumbledore. He was kind and wise. Then Gambon came in and went fucking nuts all over the damn place. He was decent in the 6th and the last movie, but we were supposed to stop admiring Dumbledore around that point anyway. And I loved the first two Columbus films. Some people find them bland, but I thought they captured the whimsy and charm of the first two books. It was only appropriate that the movies got darker AFTER that point because that was the direction the books were heading. I'll be the first to admit that the later films would have sucked with Columbus at the wheel.

[–]CubemonkeyNYC 0 points1 point ago

used to be/still is

In the books, Dumbledore holds the title "Grand Sorcerer," which is given to the most powerful wizard alive at any given time.

[–]derpbynature 0 points1 point ago

rather bland direction of Christopher Columbus

Oh come on, the man found America, didn't he? Even if it was an accident. Not like he had a GPS either.

Don't criticize his direction!

[–]dat_penguin 0 points1 point ago

Gambon might have been a more exciting actor to watch on the big screen, but they way he was directed to act was nothing compared to what Dumbledore should have come across as. He was supposed to be this borderline omniscient mentor who could see right through people. He could just tilt his head down and he stare into your very being, over the top of his half-moon spectacles. Besides, Gambon made Dumbledore seem more like a loose cannon than anything, whereas Dumbledore was supposed to be an unwavering deity of a wizard who no one could fuck with. There was no magic (heh) to Gambon's performances. Harris was captivating to watch, because the way he spoke forced you to listen; every action was with the utmost efficiency and purpose. He also trusted Harry, while Gambon seemed to treat Harry like he wasn't extraordinary. But I mean, whatever...

[–]xander-7-89 -1 points0 points ago

I came to the comments to see if anyone had stated this viewpoint on the two Dumbledore's...and I agree whole heartedly with everything you said. Good man; carry on sir.

[–]Zilvreen 170 points171 points ago

Spoiler Alert:

He dies.

[–]jrgolden42 104 points105 points ago

This comment works on multiple levels

[–]UnclaimedUsername 59 points60 points ago

"For years, whenever he was in London, Harris resided at the Savoy Hotel. According to the hotel archivist Susan Scott, as Harris was being taken from the hotel on a stretcher, shortly before his death, he warned the diners, 'It was the food!'"

Better last words than Dumbledore.

[–]Crim91 5 points6 points ago

I think the hotel might have something to say about that.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 2 points3 points ago

"We are such a great fucking hotel that Richard Motherfucking Harris, yea, that's right, Dumbledore, stayed here whenever he was in London."

That's what they would have to say about that. If they were smart. Which they are. Because they obviously run a very fine hotel.

[–]toofartofall2 2 points3 points ago

Harris is also attributed with an anecdote in which he was found lying drunk in a street in London. A passing policeman asked him what he was doing, and he replied that the world was spinning. The policeman inquired as to how lying in the street was going to help, and he said, "I'm waiting for my house to go by." [citation needed] and all, but that's fucking hilarious.

[–]willscy 8 points9 points ago

The man was a true troll. I only hope I can be as awesome when i kick the bucket!

[–]AintGettinDatKarma 0 points1 point ago

What if it actually was the food?

[–]show_me_ur_butthole 15 points16 points ago

[–]befron 6 points7 points ago

not sure if I want to click that link after seeing your username.....

[–]Sleepy_One 1 point2 points ago

Bold click boy.

[–]readingsteiner 1 point2 points ago

Just two.

[–]VileZero 4 points5 points ago

Nooooo you BITCH

[–]JayPetey 1 point2 points ago

You monster.

[–]Zeus25 102 points103 points ago

[–]DudeWithTheNose 7 points8 points ago

Feel free to ask me about my nose. I'm not a stuck up shit like Voldemort.

[–]accountcondom 13 points14 points ago

This is what I came here for. Thank you.

[–]MostlySentient 1 point2 points ago

If you actually put something in between the brackets, non-RES users will have something to click as well.

[–]bucketpickaxe 3 points4 points ago

Here's what he linked to.

http://imgur.com/YUhAb

[–]Zeus25 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, my tech-savvy is minimal. I knew the brackets meant something...

[–]dontforgetaboutme 6 points7 points ago

This had now become my favorite image on the internet, thank you.

[–]Jerlko 26 points27 points ago

WAT IT'S GONE

[–]IAmSnort 7 points8 points ago

Richard Harris rocked as Dumbledore. He had the whole weary yet caring thing down pat. Gambon was too peppy and loony.

[–]dantidote 14 points15 points ago

The near-dead Dumbledore casts his stand-without-effort spell.

[–]FishingFox 4 points5 points ago

I can't help but crack up every time I see this one.

[–]MorningLtMtn 17 points18 points ago

Did you ever notice that Dumbledore never says anything worth quoting in any of the movies?

[–]Blacula 73 points74 points ago

What about when he's standing on that bridge saying, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[–]TrollingPope 36 points37 points ago

Are you fucking retarded? That was Gandalf in The Dark Knight.

[–]jinchoi 14 points15 points ago

Pretty sure that was the Joker. Remember, at the party Joker was all up in Rachel's face saying that.

[–]TrollingPope 5 points6 points ago

Imagining the Joker actually saying that gave me a good laugh.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

In the fourth movie he gave the classic line "DID U PUT YER NAEM IN TEH GOBLET OF FYAAAAA?!"

[–]LawfulStupid 1 point2 points ago

I'm almost kind of ashamed I know what you're referring to...

Besides he only said that because he had a headache

[–]Eloquent_Revolvers 0 points1 point ago

That fanfic was one of the funniest things I've ever read

[–]princesspootie 1 point2 points ago

"For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let him swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud."

[–]MorningLtMtn 2 points3 points ago

Not really all that quotable. Kind of a nothing quote really.

[–]SwordofGryffindor 8 points9 points ago

He did have a certain je ne sais quoi.

[–]dotheraptor37 2 points3 points ago

Malfoy, you little shit!

[–]myhandsarebananas 1 point2 points ago

The new Dumbledore just looked like he was pissed at everyone the whole time.

[–]nonarbeor 4 points5 points ago

As much as I loved the old Dumbledore, I don't see him becoming what Dumbledore eventually became once we got the new one

[–]krevency 2 points3 points ago

On an unrelated note, why did there seem to be a whole house in that school full of evil people?

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

They were not all evil, just noted for being very ambitious. Oft times that equated with being cruel, heartless, and occasionally quite evil.

[–]TierceI 2 points3 points ago

What the hell is a Hufflepuff

[–]backoffbro 21 points22 points ago

my friend was reading this for a class, and right after they had finished the troll section, her boyfriend sprints down the hallway shouting "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!", bursting into the classroom and collapsing on the floor exactly like Quirrel does. He got a standing ovation.

[–]Michael_Pitt 15 points16 points ago

Did I accidentally stumble into MLIA?

[–]reposts_old_stuff 35 points36 points ago

What class assigns Harry Potter.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 12 points13 points ago

I'm sure it happened a lot at its peak popularity. Why not?

[–]reposts_old_stuff 0 points1 point ago

I just had to go and press control w after you explicitly told me not to, didn't I? Sometimes I think I'll never learn.

[–]daesoph 0 points1 point ago

STOP DON'T HIT THAT BUTTON

[–]backoffbro 10 points11 points ago

Many, I've heard. I really don't remember what this one was, but for some reason I'm inclined to say it was an early childhood ed. class.

You might profit from one, questions don't typically end in periods.

[–]tralfamadoran777 4 points5 points ago

What, is obviously the class that assigns Harry Potter. Your school doesn't have what class?

[–]DevonDude 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–]Triguntri 0 points1 point ago

Why am I taking classes that are not assigning Harry Potter?!

[–]Lampmonster1 -1 points0 points ago

Good school?

[–]the_showerhead -1 points0 points ago

Because you're above 11 years old?

(ninja edit: The HP books are amazing of course, but it's not really literature worthy of education beyond an elementary level).

[–]midnightbarber 0 points1 point ago

Actually, you'd be surprised. My AP English teacher thought the same thing, so I wrote my twelve page research paper on the series. I got an A, and the only note on my whole essay was "I'm glad you proved me wrong" or something like that.

[–]the_showerhead 0 points1 point ago

I guess you could do that, but reading it as an assignment is not really something an entire classroom of 12th grade students would benefit from.

[–]backoffbro 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to sound like an jerk, but its what happens in schools where teachers get desperate enough for a way to make more than like 2 students actually read.

[–]tPRoC 0 points1 point ago

Lots, especially in modern elementary schools where they've got nothing else to fill that void between Dr. Seuss and Catcher in the Rye.

[–]PapaMauMau 0 points1 point ago

We read the Sorcerers Stone in my 6th grade English/ALPS class. So it happens.

[–]EmperorSofa -3 points-2 points ago

Better than the scarlet letter that's for sure. Holy hell I hated that book. It's such a god damn trial to read. You could go through an entire page and be like "wut" and have to go back and re-read it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, fuck that still-relevant societal intolerance allegorical classic and its especial reference to a self-righteousness that was an enormous part of many early founding settlements in the Americas.

I'm with you, man, it's a much better idea to assign students to read a book about an angsty boy wizard.

[–]Kattelox 14 points15 points ago

So we're in agreement that kids like kid books and adults like adult books? Good. Getting kids excited about reading requires showing them books they might actually WANT to read.

[–]willscy 3 points4 points ago

I think the real problem is that kids never learn to read adult books if they're never forced to in school.

[–]Kattelox 7 points8 points ago

You don't learn calculus by starting with calculus, you start with basic algebra and move up. Harry Potter wasn't as bad as some people will lead you to believe, likely they just starting reading it at the wrong time. No matter how many adults you might see reading it, and how many people get killed in the final book, the first book is a YOUNG children's book, meant to be read by children. It can probably be forgiven for not being shakespearean in quality.

[–]fauxstellata -1 points0 points ago

Not true. Kids like reading. The girls at my school would read Jac Wilson and that kind of thing. The guys would read Artemis Fowl or whatever.

Then you have to read To Kill A Mockingbird.

It was pretty much that point where we worked out that we'd rather slam our hands in doors instead.

Adult books are still being written now, some of them are at the level that they could be used in education. Why the fuck are we still teaching stuff that has aged to the point of uselessness?

[–]mitt-romney 4 points5 points ago

I liked the way it worked in my high school. We would read classic/important books as we came up to their time period in history class.

Late medieval Spain - Don Quixote

Jim Crow era - To Kill a Mockingbird

Colonial America - Scarlet Letter

Mid-20th Century Totalitarianism - 1984

and so on...

[–]willscy 5 points6 points ago

Sounds like your teacher wasn't doing a very good job if all you got out of To Kill A Mockingbird was boredom. It's not like it's Tolstoy or something legitimately boring.

[–]backoffbro 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. As far as I'm concerned, Atticus' speech during his closing argument is one of the greatest monologues in American literature.

[–]leftwing_rightist 2 points3 points ago

i know some of these words.

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

Has any literature ever been called literature in its own time?

[–]4thens 0 points1 point ago

Not a good reason to dislike a book, but I agree with you.

[–]EmperorSofa 0 points1 point ago

Of course it's a good reason. It's a poorly written book.

[–]stunts002 0 points1 point ago

You really think people would do that guys, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]JBOne618 2 points3 points ago

Dumbledore should always have been Peter O'Toole. That incredible charm (Lawrence of Arabia), undeniable gravitas (The Lion in Winter), and martini in the Sahara dry humor (My Favorite Year)... the man is a legend. Ah, what might have been. They probably didn't want him to be a bad influence on the kids. Though, I guess Radcliffe was drinking like O'Toole by the end anyway.

[–]takesallkindsiguess 0 points1 point ago

I actually liked both Harris and Gambon's interpretations of Dumbledore but THIS is an excellent idea!

[–]tsunamibird 1 point2 points ago

oh that was brilliant I laughed my ass off.

[–]BassofSea 1 point2 points ago

This Dumbledore was splendid !

[–]Yunjeong 1 point2 points ago

I did this scene as Quirrell during a muster at some far-off Job Corps in the middle of nowhere.

Didn't really cause as much of a stir as I had hoped, and most of the laughter was because of the whole collapsing thing.

[–]TrollKy 8 points9 points ago

[–]Trainer_Red_ 4 points5 points ago

I can't help but think that the baby is being violently shaken. I do not like that gif.

[–]FactBlaster 1 point2 points ago

His mouth makes the number of fucks he gives

[–]S-D-J 1 point2 points ago

I LOVED the first (and, to me, always, the real) Dumbledore. I like the other one, I accepted him for the next movies but it was never the same. When I saw something I didn't like in the other movies I would be like "the old Dumbledore would never have done that" and I know I shouldn't make such distinctions but I had to I couldn't not. I thought the second Dumbledore was so much less frail, less ancient and wisened.

[–]SenatorIvy 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this Richard Harris of MacArthur Park fame?

[–]Jespoir 1 point2 points ago

It was! He is still my favorite Dumbledore.

[–]leftwing_rightist 0 points1 point ago

I thought there was only one.

[–]Professor_Quirrell_ 0 points1 point ago

Troll in the Dungeon!

[–]HipHoppin 0 points1 point ago

Shooter, you forgot your 9-iron

[–]trexdex 0 points1 point ago

Too bad Dumbledore is dead ):

[–]Pandanthony 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to call old Dumbledore, Dumbletroll

[–]maxxramman 0 points1 point ago

What, you mean the one that isn't dead?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha, I'm just going to imagine scenes like this actually happened, because that is excellent.

[–]LyTwLdR 0 points1 point ago

Looks like there's another troll in the Great Hall.

[–]KenC411 0 points1 point ago

Looks like there is more than one TROLL in hogwarts!

[–]StonedSamurai 0 points1 point ago

In addition to a different actor playing dumbledore, have you guys noticed that a different actor plays the defense against the dark arts teacher every year? I swear that position is cursed.

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

Part of me buys into the hysteria of a troll running around.

The other part thinks 'How hard is it to say Avara cadavra'?

[–]Lemonanyway 0 points1 point ago

The old Dumbledore felt kind, a lot like how I imagine him in the books. The later Dumbie was just a bit of a bumbler really.

[–]GrinningPariah 0 points1 point ago

Apparently there's a troll in the main hall too.

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

I imagined him actually pronouncing the "omg" part.

[–]FrigidNorth 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at that. Everyone at work is now looking at me weirdly.

Thanks.

[–]hxcn00b666 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh until my gut hurt, thank you.

[–]reddo34 -1 points0 points ago

This is like something id see on 9GAG

[–]ok_you_win 1 point2 points ago

The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both...

while frequenting both communities.

[–]burncycle -2 points-1 points ago

Did ANYONE notice the word "prefects"? Or is reddit sleeping?