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[–]WimzicalStranger 24 points25 points ago

Under what circumstances would you say "hey, nice girlfriend" from behind someone???

[–]Fig1024 0 points1 point ago

you'd say it if you already knew it was a dog

[–]Thomasjames197 0 points1 point ago

thats not a dog it's sarah jessica parker

[–]Secondbaseninja 36 points37 points ago

http://imgur.com/TxdBl

Pokemon Version

[–]arjalon 23 points24 points ago

Doesn't matter.. had sex

[–]Waffles81 4 points5 points ago

You can tell from the dog's face it wasnt all that sweet...

[–]nick-greco 4 points5 points ago

Some guys just like hairy bitches

[–]evanishere 6 points7 points ago

Looks like a bitch to me.

[–]pute 2 points3 points ago

She looks ruff.

[–]cumtea 0 points1 point ago

He boned her.

[–]Bellinghamster 8 points9 points ago

I bet she comes quickly.

[–]pensaint11 0 points1 point ago

points for tastelessness sir!

[–]wumbledrive 5 points6 points ago

Dem teeth... Must be british. Or from Springfield.

[–]AndrewElmore 5 points6 points ago

Nice repost. Oops! Sorry.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Pubic hair on a dog

gross!

[–]TroutSniffer 1 point2 points ago

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!

[–]FUCKEAGAMES 1 point2 points ago

The best kind of girlfriend. One that doesn't talk and can lick her own balls

[–]zorgon55v 1 point2 points ago

"lick her own balls"... Those 4 words put next to each other like that somewhat disturbs me.

[–]Coldhell 1 point2 points ago

You can tell it's old when you know what it is just by the title.

[–]akayrboy 1 point2 points ago

Imagine seeing a celebrity like Sarah Jessica Parker enjoying the company of a fine suitor. Not only that, but just happening to have your camera! What a lucky day.

[–]Bongman420 1 point2 points ago

better than saying nice dog and having it be his girlfriend.

[–]bustitout 1 point2 points ago

DUCHESS

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 2 points3 points ago

Ah, Duchess...

[–]docblue 2 points3 points ago

She wasn't too smart to die from eating chocolate, was she?

[–]snutr 1 point2 points ago

chocolate

....and that's how we get ants!

[–]spinydog 0 points1 point ago

Exercise terminated! Agent performance – unsatisfactory.

[–]Probodobodyne 0 points1 point ago

Hey, look, it's not my fault I can't take this seriously. I mean, honestly, would you just pick an accent and stick with it!?!?

[–]spinydog 0 points1 point ago

Exercise terminated! Agent performance – unsatisfactory.

[–]lastofpriests 1 point2 points ago

god she loved that dog

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

[–]rawrc 1 point2 points ago

He's better off with the dog.

[–]Darkfluxxx 0 points1 point ago

Close enough.

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

Alright, since no one else will; what the fuck is wrong with that dogs fucking face?!

[–]Zeraphil 0 points1 point ago

The guy's hand is beneath its snout. I agree it makes it look weird.

[–]cheyenne06 0 points1 point ago

forever alone..but at least my dog will stay.. :')

[–]CaptainDickPuncher 0 points1 point ago

that's why I always say "What a beautiful bitch you got there", just to be safe

[–]OrpheusRoye71 0 points1 point ago

I would have figured Jordan Staal could do better.

[–]simplycrazy -1 points0 points ago

The best thing is that she comes on command

[–]wikkawakkashame 0 points1 point ago

any idea who this is? source?

[–]Charmandxr 0 points1 point ago

i like how a leaf makes his mouth look derpy

[–]VoMONSTERoV 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Denis the menace xD

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Nice re... oops it's black and white this time.

[–]findgretta 0 points1 point ago

I think of Sara Jessica Parker every time I see that kind of dog with blond hair. I know it's mean...but it's true.

[–]pensaint11 0 points1 point ago

look at those locks!

[–]Theodice 0 points1 point ago

Nice, girlfriend!

[–]Victor_Zsasz 0 points1 point ago

Why are people always so mean to Sarah Jessica Parker, I think she looks lovely.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 0 points1 point ago

Once I was driving on the freeway - next to what I thought was a woman in the passenger seat.

I looked again and "she" turned around and revealed her true Afghan face. I screamed and almost wrecked on the 105.

[–]mawla 0 points1 point ago

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

[–]PretentiousDalaiLama 0 points1 point ago

At least this species of girlfriend won't leave you for your ex-ex best friend :(

[–]lotrlove -1 points0 points ago

forever alone level: over 9000

[–]HyperSpaz -1 points0 points ago

I wish my dog was still alive...

[–]Wolfman87 -1 points0 points ago

Probably would fit in r/aww too

[–]cygnus73 -1 points0 points ago

bill bruford?

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

I thought about getting one of these dogs, but I found out they aren't really attached to people they are more like a cat. Except a cat requires less work and money to maintain

[–]fe3o4 -2 points-1 points ago

Didn't they just outlaw that kind of stuff in Germany?

[–]Kbg4213711 -2 points-1 points ago

This made me crave chicken noodle soup.. I'll be leaving now.