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[–]njdevils8 19 points20 points ago

slow down with the up votes, we have to get him back down to 200 karma

[–]Justifiable_Memes 9 points10 points ago

Where are all the comments?

[–]Banana_Party 3 points4 points ago

We'll just have to make our own, this is what the Apocalypse will be like guys....

[–]MrMagPi 1 point2 points ago

I'm scared :(

[–]monte003 1 point2 points ago

SSSHHHH! what was that noise coming from the bushes???

[–]Dick_Serious 30 points31 points ago

Posts specifically about karma are the cancer of this site.

[–]Contero 20 points21 points ago

I didn't mind this post. It made me smile and I can understand the good feeling of having a link rise to the top of reddit.

But what really kills this site (for me anyway) is the constant bitching and accusations of "karma whoring". Who fucking cares if someone gets more karma points than you? Who cares if you saw this picture before? Unless the OP is claiming to be somebody they're not, shut up about reposts or people who submit a lot of links.

[–]_Shamrocker_ -3 points-2 points ago

Because it ruins the site when I get on today and see shameless reposts of things I saw just yesterday.

[–]FishTrainer 6 points7 points ago

Complaining about posts is the cancer of this site

[–]scargo2121 2 points3 points ago

I love how he/she ignores the load of food and fixates on that one little piece that doesn't make it into the bowl.

[–]pcurve 2 points3 points ago

[–]stixz101 1 point2 points ago

226 link karma, must down vote until 200

[–]thetacticalpanda 1 point2 points ago

Someone should change the food into upvotes.

[–]I_Dont_Always 1 point2 points ago

This isn't /r/funny material this is /r/HIFW material.

[–]FishTrainer 1 point2 points ago

Most appropriate reaction gif I've ever seen.

[–]scattyscams 1 point2 points ago

i just passed 100, and felt the same

[–]heymrk 1 point2 points ago

You'll really shit bricks the first time you make the front page.

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 5 points6 points ago

This gif makes me so mad. The words don't pop up in time with the dog's movements. IT'S SO ILLOGICAL

[–]Klowd19 5 points6 points ago

Seem to pop up as son as the dog's paws land, at least to me.

[–]TodoFTW 3 points4 points ago

And now you have almost 800!!! Congrats!

[–]ZeppelinJ0 2 points3 points ago

Sooo we're just full-on admitting we submit to reddit only for karma?

[–]astroshagger 1 point2 points ago

why do you care so fucking much.

karma has no real life implications.

[–]Gorignak 2 points3 points ago

Come on man, these are the least creative posts on reddit. At least make a little effort.

[–]Nicknam4 2 points3 points ago

I don't care how you feel, sweety.

[–]RageMachiner 0 points1 point ago

One got out of the bowl.

[–]Irinicmar 0 points1 point ago

For some reason upvoting these posts makes me think the person actually dances around excitedly each time. But then I realise we'll never see it. And that makes me sad.

[–]KRZ-111 0 points1 point ago

Funny, because this post quadrupled your link karma.

[–]Rhuber16 0 points1 point ago

Well I need another cup of milk.

[–]afarbz 0 points1 point ago

Can you imagine what he's doing now?

[–]CARE_TO_LAX 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]GeorgeJAWoods 0 points1 point ago

Well you are gonna shit yourself when you see this, friend.

[–]cyanoacrylate 0 points1 point ago

I honestly kind of prefer comment karma to link karma. I never have anything interesting to post for the most part, and I'd rather be known for an interesting/insightful comment than for a funny picture or something.

[–]NoUrImmature 0 points1 point ago

You must need to clean the floor because if 200 link karma does that to you, this amount must render you unable to contain your bodily functions.

[–]Chase_75 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a GIF for 800 link Karma?

[–]ghostbyte 0 points1 point ago

I can't break 199, its like I'm bugged.

[–]ojplz 0 points1 point ago

send this shit to r/corgi :D

[–]funnystuff97 0 points1 point ago

Step 1: Find idiot friend on Facebook. Step 2: Get him/her/it to make an idiotic post. Step 3: Take an On-screen picture of it. Step 4: Post it to www.reddit.com/r/facepalm You have no idea how easy it is to get karma there. I mean, even a normal, average guy like me got 500 karma there. See?

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 0 points1 point ago

Make your .gif loop better next time.

[–]Stripedcheese 0 points1 point ago

Really? Mine tripled! I now have 3 karma.

[–]Arnoa94 0 points1 point ago

This guy must be shitting his pants now.

[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG 0 points1 point ago

Non-content submissions such as this belong in /r/reactiongifs.

[–]osorioe 0 points1 point ago

I need karma! I have no idea what it's for but I need it!

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, corgwn remind me of the scrabs from the Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus.

[–]RUBBER_DICK 0 points1 point ago

Here, have some more!

[–]Theedon 0 points1 point ago

Just one more.

[–]veriix 0 points1 point ago

3000+ on a comment is like heroin in your dick.

[–]CorraTerria 0 points1 point ago

This must be like heaven to you, then.

[–]AThievingStableBoy -1 points0 points ago

Well I just got you to 400. Congrats.

[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 1 point2 points ago

On getting meaningless internet points!

[–]neostead2000 -1 points0 points ago

I experienced this feeling today for the first time, and I still feel unworthy of the reddit gods

[–]hotandspicyman -1 points0 points ago

I once got over 2000 a year or so ago, it must have meant that I got on the front page and didn't even realise.

[–]Samthescott -1 points0 points ago

Now how does it feel with 750?

[–]ShitTalkWarrior -1 points0 points ago

Buddy, I get karma all goddam day and all I do is talk shit and repost. I beg for negative karma and still stay in the green. You've clearly lead a sad and pointless life.

[–]poncedeleon182 -1 points0 points ago

I have seen this gif and similar titles 1000 times and it makes me sick, but damn that dog is too cute to down vote

[–]Geronimo15 -4 points-3 points ago

LOL

HOW I FEEL WHEN DOWNVOTE

AMIRITE?