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[–]Kilgaron 15 points16 points ago

You could make a fortune on these for the July 4th Holiday. edit: I accidentally a word

[–]mothdna 11 points12 points ago

i'm canadian but when i saw this "america the beautiful" starting playing in my head and started feeling all patriotic, kinda like when i see a really sweet ride-on lawn mower

[–]theneedtobreed 24 points25 points ago

no effort was put into Michigan whatsoever

[–]Fishstixxx16 14 points15 points ago

As a Michigander, I resent this steak.

[–]gomcdonalds 7 points8 points ago

They forgot the UP

[–]ColdStainlessNail 2 points3 points ago

As an Ohioan, what's a Michigan?

[–]Fishstixxx16 2 points3 points ago

As a Michigander, what is an Ohio?

[–]ColdStainlessNail 1 point2 points ago

About 50 bucks unless you include interest.

[–]TheNovelNovelty 2 points3 points ago

No effort was put into Hawaii and Alaska either.

[–]indoorfinn 8 points9 points ago

It's just so damn beautiful

[–]eHawleywood 8 points9 points ago

[–]Bornsultimatum -1 points0 points ago

Shit, I saw this on TFM months ago, and you know it was a repost if it was there

[–]eHawleywood 0 points1 point ago

I saw it there too and knew someone had linked the OP in the comments... sure enough there it was.

[–]R7F 3 points4 points ago

Ron Swanson.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 0 points1 point ago

'Merica

[–]SplodeyDope 6 points7 points ago

Meat is MURDER! Sweet, succulent, delicious, murder. Mmmmmmm.

[–]shalaby 3 points4 points ago

Can someone fix this so the fat marbling reflects population density? Thank you.

[–]SirDelirium 2 points3 points ago

Be way better as mountain ranges. A bit of Sierra Nevada, a bit of Rocky, a bit of Appalacia.

[–]ProfBatman 1 point2 points ago

What cut of beef is this? Looks good.

[–]ChickenManT 2 points3 points ago

looks like ribeye to me but I could be wrong

[–]Bootsk8 1 point2 points ago

Definitely a ribeye, untrimmed (Del-Monico cut i believe?)

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago

It looks like 4 separate pieces with little bits for the Great Lakes region all held together with meat glue.

[–]trexcantfap 0 points1 point ago

meat...glue?

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago

[–]alanpugh 0 points1 point ago

This is likely correct. The east coast, Texas through California, and the rest make up at least three cuts. It's hard to tell if the top left (Washington state and east of it) is a fourth cut.

[–]Number60000 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the stain on my napkin from a burrito I had today, looked like Africa, even had Madagascar on the side. This means something...

[–]mcbajan 1 point2 points ago

Never seen that before , must be rare.

[–]MunchthatBox 1 point2 points ago

meat glue. that is all.

[–]crkhobbit 1 point2 points ago

This belongs on /r/keto.

[–]carsonogin 0 points1 point ago

Florida looks like a dick.

[–]Bernardo-OHiggins 1 point2 points ago

The pockets of fat could be relocated to make it more demographically and geographically accurate. The south and midwest look far too lean.

[–]smyd223 0 points1 point ago

bwahaha

[–]IrritableOwlSyndrome 2 points3 points ago

That explains all the fat.

[–]fitzroy95 0 points1 point ago

Nowhere near enough fat content actually.

[–]360walkaway -1 points0 points ago

Shouldn't all the fat be in Texas ?

[–]xrisnothing 3 points4 points ago

No, but let's blindly hate on Texas for some reason, while wasting our lives looking at pictures of steaks on the Internet.

2010 Obesity Statistics from the CDC website % of adult population above 30% BMI

State % State % State % State %
Alabama 32.2 Illinois 28.2 Montana 23.0 Rhode Island 25.5
Alaska 24.5 Indiana 29.6 Nebraska 26.9 South Carolina 31.5
Arizona 24.3 Iowa 28.4 Nevada 22.4 South Dakota 27.3
Arkansas 30.1 Kansas 29.4 New Hampshire 25.0 Tennessee 30.8
California 24.0 Kentucky 31.3 New Jersey 23.8 Texas 31.0
Colorado 21.0 Louisiana 31.0 New Mexico 25.1 Utah 22.5
Connecticut 22.5 Maine 26.8 New York 23.9 Vermont 23.2
Delaware 28.0 Maryland 27.1 North Carolina 27.8 Virginia 26.0
District of Columbia 22.2 Massachusetts 23.0 North Dakota 27.2 Washington 25.5
Florida 26.6 Michigan 30.9 Ohio 29.2 West Virginia 32.5
Georgia 29.6 Minnesota 24.8 Oklahoma 30.4 Wisconsin 26.3
Hawaii 22.7 Mississippi 34.0 Oregon 26.8 Wyoming 25.1
Idaho 26.5 Missouri 30.5 Pennsylvania 28.6

[–]LardManNont 0 points1 point ago

I am amazed how low colo is

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

Most western states seem to be pretty low.

[–]greatmagneticfield -3 points-2 points ago

The south are a bunch of fat asses.

[–]datoverder -1 points0 points ago

*West Virginia

[–]krazykoo 2 points3 points ago

REPOST. I WANT MY 12 SECONDS BACK.

[–]scumbaglawyer 2 points3 points ago

Why? You'd just spend it bitching about an different repost.

[–]knowone572 1 point2 points ago

There should be more fat in the south.

[–]trousershorts 0 points1 point ago

My first thought Gotta love those guys!

[–]Cabana 0 points1 point ago

I used to have a United Steaks of America shirt, actually I had both of those.

I only wore it when I went to BBQs.

[–]WimzicalStranger 0 points1 point ago

I love how it shows the rocky mountains, and appalachians

[–]thegreck 0 points1 point ago

I literally just uncontrollably drooled. Now I need a napkin.

[–]sandpaperfapper 0 points1 point ago

it looks like the Appalachians and the Rockies are accurately placed but are made out of gristle

[–]krackah 0 points1 point ago

That's a prime cut of us bees right there.

[–]switch182 0 points1 point ago

It has the right amount of fat!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sinus2310 0 points1 point ago

Nuke it

[–]Kindle282 0 points1 point ago

As someone who just finished eating steak, this makes me miss my steak.

[–]Zamorak 0 points1 point ago

Notice how florida is full of fat.

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

New Orleans looks infected.

[–]dumbgaytheist 0 points1 point ago

The Appalachian Trail and the Rocky Mountains are where they should be.

[–]henhouse0 0 points1 point ago

BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART BY GOD!

[–]OCTOBROwasTAKEN 0 points1 point ago

I live in a river of fat.

[–]dustinborn 0 points1 point ago

No love for the Mitten... Merica's high five.

[–]DressagePrincess 0 points1 point ago

I like how true to life they made this. I mean, most of FL really is nothing but fat.

[–]braided_butt_hair 0 points1 point ago

I like how some fat kinda is where the rockies are and roughly goes along the appalachian trail

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

Ron Swanson approves.

[–]TTizzle 0 points1 point ago

Almost looks like you can see the outline of S Carolina... And much like SC you dont want to go there or have anything from it anywhere near your mouth.

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 0 points1 point ago

There is a lot of money to be made here. I wish I was kidding.

[–]mau5step 0 points1 point ago

Where's Hawaii

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

TASTES LIKE FREEDOM

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Freedom never tasted so good.

[–]the_tonsycopter 0 points1 point ago

I almost ate that once http://imgur.com/FyJka

[–]Chumkil 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this has been chopped.

[–]VengefullSorrow 0 points1 point ago

It would have been better if the fat represented the great lakes.

[–]MrRickAwesome 0 points1 point ago

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.... 'Murica

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Barbaque it and let the patriotism flow through you!

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

Shopped.

[–]freb 0 points1 point ago

it's even got a general separation into the countries regions

[–]xeonrage 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this again

[–]Justinyoder 0 points1 point ago

On its side its like Alaska also. Turn it where florida pis in the bottom

[–]Phan7om69 0 points1 point ago

I think residents of Michigan (me), Hawaii, and Alaska should all be given a free steak for this injustice.

[–]AlaskanFeesh 0 points1 point ago

But what about Alaska and Hawaii...? :(

[–]willybiggs2000 0 points1 point ago

so beautiful

[–]xM4Rape1x 0 points1 point ago

Ribeye?

[–]ProfessorCaptain 0 points1 point ago

[–]Olive_Pit 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]peace_off 0 points1 point ago

Someone mada a voodoo doll out of it and then had a barbeque. My theory on the heatwave.

[–]Dora_the_Explora 0 points1 point ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmurica

[–]BtotheBop 0 points1 point ago

Inaccurate. Not nearly enough fat in Alabama and Mississippi.

[–]Massa1337 -1 points0 points ago

sofuckingbrave

[–]bigbabich -3 points-2 points ago

It would be even better if the fat was in the proper places.

[–]Echowned -1 points0 points ago

Fully torqued

[–]oohitsjinmo -1 points0 points ago

'murica

[–]TeexasMade -1 points0 points ago

MURICA!!

[–]CresentFresh1738 -1 points0 points ago

The fatty parts represent the bible belt.

[–]falseidol125 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey OP you misspelled 'merica.

[–]deepfriedbutter -3 points-2 points ago

Ha. The Southeast and the Dakotas are mostly fat.

[–]mawla -3 points-2 points ago

Shopped.