Bought a beer aaanndd.....

TheTopDawgg · 2 months

Relevant picture of my friend at a party

psiko30 · 2 months

it's gone

hooizyoo · 2 months

He can get another beer, but his friend's gonna have to walk around for the rest of the night in a wet, beer soaked shirt. Pretty sure the proper etiquette here as the spiller is to offer to switch shirts with your friend so you as the offender have to walk around in the wet shirt all night.

daberg · 2 months

Excuse me, Sir. I do believe your beer has a tongue.

dmthc · 2 months

Oh damn I was like "Who's the famous person here?". And then I realized what we were actually supposed to see.

red321red321 · 2 months

pour some out for my homies

TbanksIV · 2 months

Holy fuck those gums.

rawbamatic · 2 months

Littering and...

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2 months

You jizzed in your pants?

laminaatplaat · 2 months

mainstream beer: bringing out the hipster/connesseur comments about beer brands inside everyone since whenever beer was invented.

Shagoosty · 2 months

What's the shutter speed on that camera? Jeeze. I mean I know he's using a flash but, that's still pretty quick.

Chacho415 · 2 months

That's right where a Heineken belongs anyway, damn that shit is nasty.

rieses96 · 2 months

/r/perfecttiming

Ali921 · 2 months

DESI!!!!!

BobbySky · 2 months

DAMN YOU GRAVITY !! (Angry fist toward the sky)

drunk_dean_martin · 2 months

SNAKE!

notlivingthedream · 2 months

I was coming here to bitch about how I couldn't tell which one was the famous person. I'll show myself out.

tiggs · 2 months

I feel bad for your friend. They obviously gave him the night off from ringing the bell at Notre Dame and you had to go ruining it by pouring beer all over him. Shame on you, sir.

IMightBeCanadian · 2 months

Is the "bro-arm around the shoulder" the male equivalent for duck face?

adec5 · 2 months

Ever watch The Abyss? Think about that and take another look at this pic.

kiwimonster21 · 2 months

there was a snake in it?

magneteye · 2 months

Heineken?

cboogie · 2 months

"I was not aware you had to hold those things upright."

ederlbac · 2 months

send this on over to r/perfecttiming.

KCbizzy · 2 months

Would not want to spill a beer on jaws

vulpesimbris · 2 months

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

genki831 · 2 months

Well it was a heineken so you did the right thing and dumped it out.

cpierce5 · 2 months

Dude on the right, the one that had a wet picture, looks like a dark skinned Michael Phelps.

RedmondTheRobot · 2 months

At least it wasn't good beer, but still, a sad situation.

krackbaby · 2 months

Heineken?

Fuck that shit!

Pabst. Blue. Ribbon!

BruschiOnTap · 2 months

I remember my first beer.

infinitezero8 · 2 months

Gums...Gums as far as the eye can see.

MrZebraCookie · 2 months

That smile could seduce Medusa

Jahordon · 2 months

What a paanchod.

SirArSen · 2 months

Heineken shouldnt be allowed to call itself beer cause it tastes like shit :)

ThumD · 2 months

it doesn't matter, it was just heineken

SumthingStupid · 2 months

It's for the better, Heineken tastes like piss

jbepe · 2 months

Heineken => smart thing to dump it. Get some Belgian beer instead.

Thud54963 · 2 months

It's OK. It was a Heineken.

idefiler6 · 2 months

Where's your diplomatic immunity now, punk?

pisdrunxrich · 2 months

Im outside and all i can see is teeth?

criscothediscoman · 2 months

FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

tier19345 · 2 months

That's where Hieneken belongs

SphincterAniExternus · 2 months

Heineken is best served... not.

_fellow_ · 2 months

I remember my first beer.

ShaggyR · 2 months

.....it's heineken.

I_am_not_angry · 2 months

The guy in grey is about to punch the guy in green...

Grauwder · 2 months

Heineken.. Better on a shirt than in your mouth.

jimx117 · 2 months

It's ok, it's only a Heineken. I hope you bought a better beer afterwards.

Lateon · 2 months

Ouch...white shirt too :/

reddownthere · 2 months

...it grew a tongue.

jakemyers7 · 2 months

you should get that stutter checked out

Pointy130 · 2 months

oooooOOOOOOoooooo, It's the beeeer snaaaaaake!

okellyki · 2 months

Got a Heiny in one hand, AND a hiney in the other.

AxeManActual · 2 months

Thank god you dumped that, there was a notorious beer worm in there, woulda fucked your day up

Straightestface · 2 months

Did you pour it on the arm pits of the guy on the left first?

JDG1990 · 2 months

thats cool how you froze the beer like that b4 taking the pic

bhoenig · 2 months

Are you sure it was just ONE beer?

Daitenchi · 2 months

It was worth it for the picture.

ErikNavkire · 2 months

SPLOOSH

notonebody123 · 2 months

ahh and it's on a white shirt too

ThePlunge · 2 months

There's a snake coming out of your.... oh, nevermind.

Rmountz95 · 2 months

You say you only bought "A" beer...

gritodedolores1946 · 2 months

feelsbadman.jpg

eamantite · 2 months

long beer is loooooong

joshuad80 · 2 months

Hey! Good news is you missed his shirt!

SantiagoNBeer · 2 months

Nice picture of me!

hdtv431 · 2 months

...he threw it on the ground!

JihadBlade · 2 months

Holy shit, the guy on the left looks like me! I don't remember this though, so it can't be me.

AwesomeCatPainting · 2 months

It looks like those things from Prometheus....

lucky4sav · 2 months

stole this picture from someone else

ATownStomp · 2 months

And judging by the lack of pit stains this incident occurred at the beginning of the night. Odds aren't good for guy on the right.

Dravved · 2 months

I thought that was a snake. God damn was I confused.

DemonDucklings · 2 months

Tentacle beer is all the rage now.

alecv26 · 2 months

it sneezed...

raidendM · 2 months

I read that as bought a bear

TruthGoliath · 2 months

awesome. . . .

I wanna build one.

[deleted] · 2 months

xpost to r/PerfectTiming

CamilloBrillo · 2 months

That's olive oil you were drinking, dude

clemensch · 2 months

I would not call THIS a beer!

Elementary_Watson · 2 months

I've done this too many times.

jizzlo · 2 months

brown bro's

[deleted] · 2 months

All of a sudden I feel really really sad...

obtrusive_otter · 2 months

why so serious?

Liamdude · 2 months

The beer looks like it has a... Straight Edge. :D

T4u · 2 months

That's so bad I'd turn pale if I was one of you.

turtlekitty30 · 2 months

Bought a beer. Bought a shirt.

rainemaker · 2 months

Dude, there is a light green snake nesting in that beer!

TheLotusEater · 2 months

... aaanndd... my ugly friend.

roadhand · 2 months

Clearly a case of alcohol abuse.

inverted_starfish · 2 months

Party foul!!!

felix33 · 2 months

Holy shit! That dude spilled his beer! That's just crazy.

hawkeyee · 2 months

aaaannndd never mind......

BlarphengarB · 2 months

I remember my first beer.

biergarten · 2 months

I remember my first beer

Ad_the_Inhaler · 2 months

nerds. can't take em anywhere.

SirTommyHimself · 2 months

First look: Shit son he spilt his drink Look closer: Is that a fucking snake!? Check comments: Maybe it is just a drink...

Ankhsunamun · 2 months

Quick! Add a trollface!

cntlkbckwrds · 2 months

that beer is gross anyway

gl00pp · 2 months

wat da fuk maan??!!

kooganani · 2 months

If you pour a beer onto the third rail of a subway from a distance of 12 inches, will it electrocute the beer?

Phluxed · 2 months

I don't get it, which one is the celebrity?

spbelky · 2 months

Littering and...

ilikehockey2 · 2 months

i remember my first beer

Phalkyn · 2 months

...it's going fast aaaannd...

horsedeer · 2 months

I have seen those bottles before. They don't actually have beer in them, just silicon that looks like beer.

ThisIsCobb · 2 months

that guy on the right as some mucked up jibs.

trnddwn33 · 2 months

It's k, it's a Heineken. Being on the floor improves the taste.

BlorfMonger · 2 months

This gives me a great idea for a novelty item. Its a beer-colored piece of rubber you stick in a beer bottle, and you take jokey pics so it looks like you are spilling it. So you can post them on facebook and be all 'huuurrr' i spilt mah beer'

I bet I can make one out of hot glue.

shur711 · 2 months

Its like bad luck brian... but indian...

Vreil · 2 months

I've seen enough hentai..........

ABabyCheeses · 2 months

At least Anthony Davis shaved his unibrow, he shouldn't be mad for getting beer poured on him.

[deleted] · 2 months

it looks like the beer is trying to lick his nipple... o.O

jack104 · 2 months

...decided it would look better all over your mate?

Woahblackbetty · 2 months

Dude....is that Sunny?

speecbeen · 2 months

not a good tooth to gum ratio.

x-Alan-x · 2 months

that poor poor white top

yes_thats_right · 2 months

Beer and cheese, not a bad combination at all.

HeinskeetsVelvet · 2 months

He's so happy and he doesn't realize whats about to happen.

zipzap21 · 2 months

Will you please tell your beer to stop sticking its tongue out at me!

alBROgge · 2 months

It's gone

Nurger · 2 months

Ohhh, it's an IPA (NOPE ITS A LAGER I DON'T KNOW BEER), you're going to smell like ratty bitter piss now. Don't get me wrong, it's tasty, but it is one of the worst spills to clean up.

Diannamt99 · 2 months

Oh man, I thought that was a snake for a minute.

Tennessee_ · 2 months

Lol did this to a drag queen when my friends took me to a gay club in Dallas. She even asked me to lick it off lol which I'm glad I was drunk, and thought she was asking for money. When all was said and done I asked my friends who drank my Guinness, and couldn't figure out why they were laughing so hard. I woke up to a very embarrassing video of it the next day.

cdude · 2 months

Hey man, don't we look, coooool? We're going to get all the bitches tonight.

SirDerpingtonThe3rd · 2 months

Dat shutter speed

Knubinator · 2 months

You could say that...

He's not good at holding his booze.

YEAAAAHHHH!

skradizzle · 2 months

alcohol abuse

MarkEffed · 2 months

Sweet! You got to meet Aziz Ansari!

ek_ladki · 2 months

desis aren't known to hold their drinks too well.

Aseconverse · 2 months

Heineken: Yoshi brew

Slurbnbeef · 2 months

Indians... what are we going to do with them.

Rummy_Tummy · 2 months

aaanndd.....well i guess on second thought he deserves it for that gum to tooth ratio

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