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Right Back At'cha God. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]souldonkey 92 points93 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/df8Qc.jpg

[–]servohahn 19 points20 points ago

Of course it's shopped. Everyone knows that dolphins and Canadians hate each other. That dolphin would not have posed for that photograph with a Canadian galleon in the background.

[–]El_Impresionante 0 points1 point ago

Pffft! It is very clear that your pic is photoshopped.
As if you can find English alphabets floating around in the sea making sentences.

[–]blore40 -2 points-1 points ago

If a million monkeys can type out the entire works of Shakespeare, English alphabets can float in the sea and make sentences.

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

Not true at all unless the alphabet is a tangible object

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

You've never been drunk or high, have you?

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

Not enough apparently. I was sober while looking at this.

[–]blore40 1 point2 points ago

Redditting sober. Gotta try that one of these days.

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, don't. It's not fun. I'd rather be high out of my mind on r/woahdude than sitting here looking at a shopped cloud sober.

[–]urbanslayer -1 points0 points ago

this made me cry i laughed so hard

[–]jasonzg 15 points16 points ago

This made me cry so hard I laughed.

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

This made me hard, so I laughed and I cried.

[–]FriisFyr 8 points9 points ago

or

[–]FlyingFishCake 34 points35 points ago

this is like the twentieth time i've seen this image. on reddit alone.

[–]Diels_Alder 9 points10 points ago

K a r m a w h o r e.

[–]Thereminz 15 points16 points ago

Why so many upvotes for this? It's soo old

[–]dellaint -5 points-4 points ago

Step 1: Take an old successful post. Step 2: Repost with same title. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Karmaprofit.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 7 points8 points ago

Step 1: list step 1

Step 2: list step 2

Step 3: insert question marks (3 should do)

Step 4: insert word profit

[–]TrMark 15 points16 points ago

Right back at'cha photoshop, also repost.

title comnts points age /r/
God has sent us a message! It says... oh well, nevermind... 2coms 0pts 1mo pics
Irrefutable proof that nature hates us... 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
What God Thinks of You 1com 6pts 11dys atheism
A big 'Fuck You' from Mother Nature 0coms 11pts 1mo pics
If you see God, upvote. If you love Jesus, resubmit. 31coms 429pts 3mos atheism
Just the world saying fuck you 352coms 1738pts 3mos funny
Sciences reaction to christians 4coms -3pts 7dys funny
God's response to atheists 6coms 7pts 7dys funny
Maybe there is a God, and he hates us... [PIC] 12coms 163pts 25dys atheism
my friend posted this on facebook thought it should go her 0coms -5pts 22dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]zpeed 20 points21 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/M1Vk8.jpg

[–]servohahn 2 points3 points ago

Protip: remove the file extension on the URL. That way RES won't be confused into thinking it's an image but the link will still work.

[–]F5_supermonkey 4 points5 points ago

reddit needs some new material.

[–]l3ane 2 points3 points ago

This has got to be the most reposted picture in reddit history.

[–]122ninjas 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
God has sent us a message! It says... oh well, nevermind... 2coms 0pts 1mo pics
Irrefutable proof that nature hates us... 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
What God Thinks of You 1com 6pts 11dys atheism
A big 'Fuck You' from Mother Nature 0coms 11pts 1mo pics
If you see God, upvote. If you love Jesus, resubmit. 31coms 429pts 3mos atheism
Just the world saying fuck you 352coms 1738pts 3mos funny
Sciences reaction to christians 4coms -3pts 7dys funny
God's response to atheists 6coms 7pts 7dys funny
Maybe there is a God, and he hates us... [PIC] 12coms 163pts 25dys atheism
my friend posted this on facebook thought it should go her 0coms -5pts 22dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ThatsSplendid 5 points6 points ago

Every time you repost, someone kills a kitten. With acid.

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, and you don't want food shortages in certain parts of the world.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

What a waste of a kitten, when there is a gentleman looking for free kittens to douse in chicken broth and feed his snake...allegedly.

[–]Mx-yz-pt-lk 2 points3 points ago

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this picture pop up once a month like clockwork.

[–]alexsord 8 points9 points ago

lyk dis if u c god

[–]belflandluvr 7 points8 points ago

kep scrollin 4 hell

[–]vivec311 1 point2 points ago

Hasa Diga Eebowai!!

[–]mightymunchkin 1 point2 points ago

Well this ought to cause quite a stir with the atheists.

[–]GreekActor1 2 points3 points ago

Hasa Diga Eebowai

[–]banana_harpoon 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjBi1eEaAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player, thank goodness I wasn't the only one.

[–]jerkstore99 -1 points0 points ago

Does it mean "no worries for the rest of our days"?

[–]bmaffitt 0 points1 point ago

Kinda.

[–]IndyDriver 1 point2 points ago

Re-re-re-repost

[–]listentobillyzane 3 points4 points ago

And God said down to his people "Thou Shalt Suck Upon It"

[–]jeffha3 2 points3 points ago

Appeasing the god of repost today, I see.

[–]ccipher 1 point2 points ago

/r/atheism is leaking...

[–]KR213 2 points3 points ago

Checkmate atheists.

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate, Atheists.

[–]KaptainKickass 0 points1 point ago

Right back At'cha Cloud.

[–]duziboomboom 0 points1 point ago

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x4sm5/right_back_atcha_god/

Submitted at least 10 times in 3 months. Jesus, give it a break before you repost.

[–]SkyPork 0 points1 point ago

Yup. Pixels.

[–]bryangrossman 0 points1 point ago

Golly, I wonder if this was shopped....

[–]Anthonyy15 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck off. These mah ciminimbunz."

[–]herroo123 0 points1 point ago

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Old-Man-Yells-At-Cloud-the-simpsons-7414384-265-199.gif

[–]GWARgasm 0 points1 point ago

1998? 2000? I thought that show was from the 70's

[–]FloobLord 0 points1 point ago

Might wanna skip town for a few days. I hear Sodom can be fun in the summer.

[–]Gibb0nat0r 0 points1 point ago

You know that redditors don't go outside.

[–]musicman827 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/fMkMG.jpg

[–]psx2p 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

Fuck your repost!

You are not clever in any way shape or form. If you want to see, or let others see old content, then fucking search for it..

3 Fucks were given during this conversation, you will get no more, GOOD DAY SIR!

[–]thatguydan01 0 points1 point ago

This has been reposted on FACEBOOK by now. That makes it at least the third time around reddit.

[–]Pedro105 0 points1 point ago

This picture again? Is it Wednesday?

[–]afr126 0 points1 point ago

thumped it down just because of the title. Fuck you Atheist reddit.

[–]PrincessOfChina 0 points1 point ago

At least you capitalized the "G" in God: )

[–]mylittleponyfap 0 points1 point ago

How come I never see this in my FB feed as an act of god's benevolence like I do with that goatsee one?!

[–]cl3ver -1 points0 points ago

OH, THOU CANST HEARETH ME?! LET THE ALL MIGHTY TURN THIS SUCKER UP FOR YE!!

[–]aKiDnamedMowgli -3 points-2 points ago

Silly God being silly

[–]TheYeIIowDucK -2 points-1 points ago

FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:RE:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:

[–]waenkarn -2 points-1 points ago

had this as my fb coverpic for ages, but in sweden ppl dont react to it. boring :(

[–]n0luck13 -4 points-3 points ago

Try r/pics or r/atheist.

[–]Ragnalypse 5 points6 points ago

Shoop a rainbow in if you want it to get upvoted in r/atheism.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Shoop some tits in if you want to get upvoted in r/gonewild.

[–]digger_ex_pat 1 point2 points ago

Or a Chick-fil-A

[–]GangstasInAccounting -1 points0 points ago

I'm such an atheist that I downvoted this because it had "God" in the title.

[–]casper60 -5 points-4 points ago

There is no god. This is a cloud giving you the finger...

[–]chain_chomp -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty sure the holy finger is the first sign of the apocalypse.

[–]StewieBanana -2 points-1 points ago

About ten years ago I was debating whether or not I should leave my pregnant wife to become a video jockey on MTV. I asked God to give me a sign, and this is what happened.

[–]Breathing_Balls -2 points-1 points ago

Was he saying "fuck you" to the idea of leaving your partner or was that his view on the quality of MTV back then?

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -5 points-4 points ago

Every time somebody posts (on fb) a picture of a cloud and think that God is sending them a message through them because it is vaguely shaped like a cross or a hand or some shit, you should post this underneath.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

repost bot

[–]RestoreFear 1 point2 points ago

repost bot follower

[–]Breathing_Balls -3 points-2 points ago

That cloud finger is the largest cloud finger I have ever seen.

The things I could do with that....

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