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all 53 comments

[–]Helveticatronic 62 points63 points ago

Shameless promotion of your own crappy subreddit.

[–]ReallyGuysImCool 21 points22 points ago

might as well rename it r/summerfag

[–]Bencool -2 points-1 points ago

I shall be the determiner of your coolness.

[–]LascielCoin 89 points90 points ago

I can literally taste the 9gag

[–]WimzicalStranger 4 points5 points ago

Taste like... Non-Bacon and non-cats... I don't like this change.

[–]Mr_Foxes 33 points34 points ago

Go back to facebook.

[–]negative_discourse 30 points31 points ago

I don't think 1 in 7 people are DBZ fans.

[–]mentisobscura 5 points6 points ago

There's one floating around facebook like this with some guy from Naruto saying "Bitch please, I have more than half the world as my fans and I don't even exist!"

TIL 3.5 billion people watch Naruto and DBZ...

[–]thelowbrow 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea what this is. I thought we were referring to Yao Ming, which made sense because China.

[–]Ragnalypse 4 points5 points ago

Agreed. How could 6 in 7 people NOT be DBZ fans?

[–]necromundus 8 points9 points ago

Hey I have an idea. Let's watch a bunch of animated characters stand around screaming for 29min, then fight for 1min, all in 12fps.

Wait, let's not and say we didn't.

[–]shadowsphere 6 points7 points ago

That sounds like Naruto, except more talking about your sad life and less screaming.

[–]Slyfox00 0 points1 point ago

nailed it

[–]mewditto 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "Douchebag." in Reddit Enhancement Suite so I disagree with you!

[–]muffoman42 1 point2 points ago

Yea same, its because EVERYONE is a fan of DBZ.

[–]i_am_jacks_user 33 points34 points ago

The only thing in r/weareteenagers is this post.

[–]fenwaygnome 19 points20 points ago

Billions of people like Dragon Ball Z? There's only 7 billion people on Earth, only 4 billion of which even have access to television.

Bieber only has thousands of fans? He has sold 15 million albums.

You're terrible.

[–]FaroutIGE 1 point2 points ago

Everyone else in this thread should delete their comment. This one is it guise.

[–]wackywiener 9 points10 points ago

Not that I have statistics or am willing to look this up but I'm willing to bet Justin Bieber has a shit lot more fans than DBZ does at this point.

[–]Passwordwascooch 17 points18 points ago

I'm so sick of these Beiber jokes. For God's sake, WHEN DOES SCHOOL START BACK?

[–]Flash_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

september

[–]necromundus 4 points5 points ago

billions of fans

ಠ_ಠ

[–]IcedJack 3 points4 points ago

"Billions" might be slightly maybe kinda sorta really fucking overstating it.

[–]gingadpole 4 points5 points ago

Would just like to point out Justin is 18 now and I'm sure he has more than thousands of fans and dragonball z clearly did not have billions of fans

[–]ak_ 4 points5 points ago

The only interesting thing about this post is that it confirms the theory saying that Reddit is mainly populated by teenagers during the holidays.

[–]griesuschrist 3 points4 points ago

Bieber doesn't just have thousands of fans...

TIL I still hate teenagers.

[–]Emrikkaljo 0 points1 point ago

Please don't drag all over the edge. You are hating the typical teenager that follows the 'hate' wave. From what I see/think/waddafack, is that people/teenagers think it's cool to hate stuff. A friend of mine who's 14, thinks it's cool to 'hate' everybody, he goes announcing it everywhere. Twitter, facebook and so forth.

[–]griesuschrist 0 points1 point ago

I don't hate everything. I just hate teenagers.

They are far from completely developed. They are outspoken while being misguided.

[–]Emrikkaljo 0 points1 point ago

As said, don't drag all over the edge. Most of the teenagers are like that, but not all. Hating all of them is ignorant, hating all of them for what some are doing is like being racist, don't take me wrong. I meant no harm in my words.

[–]griesuschrist 0 points1 point ago

I am being brainist, if you must label me.

[–]runnergunner 5 points6 points ago

But he doesnt have billions of fans, im one of them but there arent billions of us

[–]OmgLolKitty 1 point2 points ago

I suppose it's time for my annual Dragonball marathon!

[–]CrunxMan 1 point2 points ago

Started about a week or two ago, on episode 139. Go go Dragonball!

[–]ameilius 1 point2 points ago

thousands? - sadly Beibs has a lot more than that

KILL THIS POST!!!

/begin-lynching

[–]coottenhimer 1 point2 points ago

Billions?

[–]Tier4 1 point2 points ago

MORE BIEBER ON REDDIT PLEASE, WE DONT GET ENOUGH

[–]AxeManActual 1 point2 points ago

If you are a teenager now, you missed dragon ball z when it was fresh. You suck at this game OP.

[–]joshc643 0 points1 point ago

the only way for bieber to start going away is for everyone to stop talking about him or posting things about him. seriously if you're going to make a meme or pic of something and you hate justin bieber, stop putting him in it!!!!

[–]HeatherMarMal 0 points1 point ago

That's not true. He's 18.

[–]RexArcana 0 points1 point ago

I think this would make a lot more sense if you used God instead of Goku, however godlike Goku may be.

[–]sues2nd 0 points1 point ago

Yao Ming doesn't exist...?

[–]b0utch 0 points1 point ago

let him loose in a crowd of his fan, he will be ripped appart, litterally.

[–]lordeirias 0 points1 point ago

Prefer the Miku one. At least then you are comparing singers with huge fanbases and not just some random character you pulled out of a hat. If you are unaware of Mike, she/it is a Japanese idol created using a software produced voice and her live-shows use a projector for an anime character (think like the Tupac one recently).

Otherwise, if you are just looking for a teenage character with a recognizable face and tons of fans why not go with Spidey? Just had a movie out, doesn't exist, and has had a huge fanbase for ages.

[–]Jacmill_Nutshell 0 points1 point ago

Ok I hate Justin beiber as much as the next guy but the population just reached 7 billion people I don't think 1/7th of the world likes dragon ball Z ( p. s I also do like dragon ball dont get me wrong)

[–]Evanthatguy 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck upvoted this abortion of a post?

[–]doyduhdoh 0 points1 point ago

Stupid cartoon person makes no money for himself. Produces nothing himself.

Most importantly, stupid cartoon person can't fuck bitches.

Bitches.

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

Fuck both of those guys.