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[–]ThatGreenSolGirl 8 points9 points ago

My cat doesn't stop at batting. He full on hides behind something, waits for an unsuspecting dog to walk by, and lion pounces on them by wrapping his arms around their neck and trying to take them down. Luckily the dogs don't give a shit and he's still a small cat. It's like the Serengeti in my living room every day.

[–]Battletooth 83 points84 points ago

HEY! I KNOW THAT 50 OTHER COMMENTS ARE SAYING THIS IS A REPOST BUT I WANT TO CLUTTER UP THIS PAGE EVEN MORE WITH THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS A REPOST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT THE FIRST 50 TIMES!

Is that what is going through everyone's mind? Fuck.

[–]NonPermissive 8 points9 points ago

It'd be nice if we could just upvote one to the top and let it be, yeah.

[–]axloc[S] 8 points9 points ago

If this post had been downvoted, that would have been a clear indication that nobody wanted to see it.

[–]NonPermissive -5 points-4 points ago

Your point, it eludes me.

[–]Xeroproject 14 points15 points ago

You clearly don't understand how reddit works then. Notice how most content is fresh? Because aged content falls off the top, regardless of upvotes. Reposts....they're not evil. Not everybody has wifi implanted into their head running a 24/7 reddit feed.

And even if they did, you know what? Sometimes reruns make you laugh the second time you watch them.

[–]KickAssCommie 1 point2 points ago

Clearly somebody doesn't have a data plan.

[–]Xeroproject 0 points1 point ago

Grandfathered unlimited, full speed to 4gb monthly :D

[–]MaceFace2 1 point2 points ago

If you modify the repost i dont care

like this one

[–]NonPermissive -1 points0 points ago

I've literally never seen it without the text, myself. I doubt the original was ever released.

[–]MaceFace2 0 points1 point ago

yeah bro it was long ago

[–]Kuzzo -1 points0 points ago

I haven't seen it.

[–]macinstyle 41 points42 points ago

not gonna lie this is the first time i saw this post, some thanks for the repost

[–]Aydindril 22 points23 points ago

Wish people would shut the fuck up about it being a repost. 533 people enjoyed it and most of which havent seen it before.

[–]teleporterdown 10 points11 points ago

Coooollllddd bloooddded

[–]Tan7 3 points4 points ago

[–]ta1ntdude 34 points35 points ago

I hope that dog fucked up that cat. Fucking cat people I hate you.

P.S. Currently watching animal hoarders on netflix

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I love you.

[–]The_Gif_Reverser 0 points1 point ago

Fuck You

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No; fuck YOU.

[–]flippin22 -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck me?

[–]huff-themagicdragon -4 points-3 points ago

Yes please.

[–]TerryArchi -4 points-3 points ago

fuck you

[–]Phil56731 -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck you.

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[–]Dustinm16 6 points7 points ago

Still looks like the brain bug from Starship Troopers to me.

[–]FieryTacoBunghole 7 points8 points ago

Fucking cats are dicks.

[–]Cintax 1 point2 points ago

My cat does this... to my girlfriend...

[–]unknown_poo 1 point2 points ago

Why did the cat do that? I wonder what goes through their minds. Is their thinking like that of human children? This is like a hilarious cartoon.

[–]AnasAbdin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Garpt 4 points5 points ago

This gif would be just as funny without the text

[–]futurelibrarian 1 point2 points ago

I like the original that doesn't have "catnip is a hell of a drug" on it. That line adds nothing.

[–]Meandragon 0 points1 point ago

You dirty motha fucka!

[–]FuriousGorilla 0 points1 point ago

I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever literally LOL'd at a .gif.

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

Darkness everybody... Darkness.

[–]sicilian269 0 points1 point ago

Oh that really did make me laugh out loud

[–]Teiresias666 0 points1 point ago

I liked it better without writing

[–]monkeyleavings 0 points1 point ago

I really hate it when people add a second joke to the original. Should've ended with "SLAP" and let that be it. It's like those emails you get that are "too good not to share!" Just tell the joke, don't include six "funny" comments that are loosely related to the original joke. It's Jay Leno humor...white trashy and for old people.

Wow. I'm apparently a humor nazi.

[–]mspmsp123 0 points1 point ago

Cats are awesome

[–]Viend 0 points1 point ago

I still haven't figured out how the cat jumped backwards on 2 legs.

[–]Swede_Babe 0 points1 point ago

does anyone have the OP of this without the text?

[–]JFSOCC 0 points1 point ago

I knew what it was simply by seeing the title.

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

I still laugh at this, no matter how many times I've seen it.

[–]poteaser 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

Made my day.

[–]TopThrillTravis 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this all day...

[–]xSleyah 0 points1 point ago

Hell, this will always be funny.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Damn, cats are assholes.

[–]ehenning1537 0 points1 point ago

Cats, not even once.

[–]cyclegirl 0 points1 point ago

what did the 5 fingers say to the face? REPOST!

[–]spencer8828 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, the fight will continue.

[–]slaughterhousev 0 points1 point ago

Link for original?

[–]Brentyfresh 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching...the intensity....it makes Dark Knight Rises look like My Little Pony.

[–]Buckwhal 0 points1 point ago

CHARLIEMURPHAY!!!

[–]aleixoteixeira 0 points1 point ago

This picture makes me want to rip off that cat's head.

[–]Khaz19 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. Cats.

[–]NoveltyAccount5928 0 points1 point ago

This one is so much better without the text.

[–]AbsaluteXero -1 points0 points ago

Unity!

[–]indepth_explanation -2 points-1 points ago

I really hope the cat doesn't constantly treat the dog like this. The type of relationship should be built on friendship and sensing a feeling of belonging. I assume they both live in the same house so day in and day out they're going to have to co-exist.

The joke was funny but also a bit violent and we're not exactly sure how the dog feels about what just happened. I really hope he doesn't garner resentment or animosity with the cat and I hope the cat's intentions were harmless.

All in all, I found a sense of cuteness, comfort and yet sadness for the dog who was caught off guard. I do believe karma will catch up to the cat one day though and he will be caught off guard as well.

Not to mention catnip and how I also hope the drug doesn't play a huge roll in the cats life. If the cat truly was intoxicated or high, I hope its permitted by the owners and is only done recreationally and doesn't affect the household negatively.

I just want peace in that family is all.

[–]Neptunia360 -1 points0 points ago

My cat TOTALLY does this to my friend's cat when he's over.

[–]RickJamesB1tch -5 points-4 points ago

I approve of this repost!

[–]SpaceDoodlePistols -4 points-3 points ago

TIL cats are awesome

[–]No1Important -1 points0 points ago

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[–]elchiaroscuro -1 points0 points ago

That kitty should be placed inside a tank with a big snake on it. See if it acts tough then.

[–]WolfInTheField -1 points0 points ago

Pic is a repost, caption isn't funny, downvote for karma whoring.

[–]knockonkyle -2 points-1 points ago

It looks like a 3 year old got a hold of that gif and threw not funny shit all over it.

[–]asldkfououhe -3 points-2 points ago

the words are so terrible

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster -3 points-2 points ago

I love how the dog can't just let it go man. IMA kick your ass now mofo

[–]gichebiche -3 points-2 points ago

that cat sure made him his bitch

[–]beans_and_cornbread -3 points-2 points ago

The captions are bad. The gif is funny. The original was already posted quite recently... Why is this being upvoted? What a disappointment,

[–]wizardofstoz -5 points-4 points ago

I hate the radio for this.

  • I just met you.