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[–]DreamsDestruction 36 points37 points ago

PUMPERS GOTTA PUMP, PUMPERS NEED TO PUMP!

[–]Lets_Find_That_Tooth 10 points11 points ago

PUMPERS BE PUMPIN'... LET'S PUMPERRRRSSS!!!

[–]Remember_Prometheus -1 points0 points ago

It's let's pump up...

[–]guitartablelamp -1 points0 points ago

can't you see it's the spirit that counts? Think. Speak.

[–]The1andonlyZack 86 points87 points ago

PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS

[–]xMelGibsonx 2 points3 points ago

PUMPERS LIKE TO PUMP

[–]hokieflea 0 points1 point ago

PUMPERS NEED TA PUMP!

[–]red_lantern 18 points19 points ago

TUMBLERS BETTER THAN PUMPERS

FTFY

[–]HEINOUS_ANUS_COOKIES 14 points15 points ago

Look at those tumblers!

[–]fenderhnk 9 points10 points ago

Ain't those tumblers cute?

[–]Remember_Prometheus 4 points5 points ago

Now tumb tumb tumb the tumb, tumb tumb tumb lets tumb the tumb.

[–]The1andonlyZack -1 points0 points ago

I know exactly what I was putting sir! I did it because it was a gif of the Pumpers damn it. Those tumblers are totally not cute.

[–]bowdownbrowncow 0 points1 point ago

I SEE TUMBLERS

[–]emokiller24 49 points50 points ago

Listening to metalcore and this comes on right when the breakdown starts. Let's just say I will be starting this trend at concerts

[–]The_Russian 21 points22 points ago

Please do. This is exponentially better than the amount of hardass hardcore dancers out there.

[–]TheMeatball 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to create this in video form and upload to youtube.

[–]dylan_produkt -1 points0 points ago

Same thing just happened to me...this is a beautiful thing.

[–]HylianEnthusiasm_ 26 points27 points ago

[–]zeldodge 67 points68 points ago

I used to do this in elementary school... baffled everyone.

Step 1: Wear sweatshirt/ long sleeved shirt

Step 2: Take one arm out of sleeve, and hold/put other hand into empty sleeve

Step 3: Punch from inside shirt with free arm, while using other arm in sleeve to move up and down

Step 4: ???

Step 5: PROFIT

[–]CartmanVT 52 points53 points ago

Much more impressive with a t-shirt though.

[–]CaeliAria 17 points18 points ago

Thank you. For a second there I was so confused...

[–]your_penis 42 points43 points ago

[–]fswmacguy 8 points9 points ago

What is this sorcery.

Reminds me of this.

[–]procrastinat 5 points6 points ago

I have sources that confirm this.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Makes perfect sense

[–]looseleafer 4 points5 points ago

LOOK GUYS, HE PROVED IT, HE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING

[–]edubbb 12 points13 points ago

o joy, i did this tons during the winter months as a kid. FOREVER UPVOTE

[–]TimonAndBumba 0 points1 point ago

Me too. Had already completely forgot about this. Gotta start doing this again

[–]nebos11 2 points3 points ago

I do this every night with your son.

[–]RedPurpleRain 2 points3 points ago

I'm not proud of how long it took me to understand how they do it.

[–]BeautifulLittleLies 1 point2 points ago

I still don't understand it. p.s. Happy cake day!

[–]RedPurpleRain 0 points1 point ago

Totally didn't even notice it was my cake day. What they do: One arm goes through a sleeve, the other is in the hoodie. They hold the empty sleeve with the hand in the sleeve, and punch with the other. That's a poorly worded explanation, but, ya know, too bad.

[–]red_lantern 7 points8 points ago

Pumpers like to pump.

Pumpers need to pump.

[–]DrLawyerMD 7 points8 points ago

[–]SevenOve 3 points4 points ago

This will now be forever known as the official dance of the white person

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I thought this was the Dance of the White People.

[–]strangethingtowield 1 point2 points ago

[–]RetroIntro 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]JONNy-G 1 point2 points ago

Oh GAWD IT FITS PERFECTLY WITH MY MUSIC.

Cracked me up big time.

[–]manlord 1 point2 points ago

I had totally forgotten about that since the 80's.

[–]ProphetManX 1 point2 points ago

I kid you not, i was listening to Spotify randomly on some Phineas and Ferb songs, and this was playing... I nearly rolled out of my chair laughing..

[–]Samantha333 2 points3 points ago

[–]hitmenow 1 point2 points ago

just burst out laughing at work!

[–]Ossentjuk 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who can't stop laughing at this GIF?

[–]fleetingfoxes 3 points4 points ago

This really has made my day better no matter the times I've seen it

[–]shortbuswizard 2 points3 points ago

My dad says pumpers better than tumblers, if you think your smarter than my dad don't fucking come then.

[–]poo706 8 points9 points ago

Five hours, 245 upvotes, and I'm the first one to point out that this is from Tim and Eric?

[–]NumberOneTheLarch 43 points44 points ago

Everyone else knows, so felt no need to mention it.

[–]poo706 19 points20 points ago

Couldn't tell if

everyone knows Tim & Eric

or no one knows Tim & Eric

[–]StickySnacks 23 points24 points ago

SPAGHET!

[–]Zacaroni 6 points7 points ago

That was kinda surprising.

[–]abcdeline 10 points11 points ago

I thought there was just someones kid messing around back there, but then I realized it was a full grown man.

GOOD NEWS, CIGARETTE JUICE

[–]Jurgoran 1 point2 points ago

Bosses kid* but well done regardless.

[–]Karlor 0 points1 point ago

I was not scared.

[–]HoldenH 0 points1 point ago

You just take my card and if you need anyone to spook ya...

[–]TheKneeOfTheArrow 2 points3 points ago

I have no idea who they are. Do they do comedy?

[–]NumberOneTheLarch 10 points11 points ago

No. Purely autobiographical astrozoology.

[–]TheKneeOfTheArrow 0 points1 point ago

Aw, Thanks! In that case I think it will fit me perfectly.

[–]Tobislu -1 points0 points ago

They're an avante-garde comedy team that uses a combination of ultra-realism, high-production values, low-production values, and staggering tonal shifts.

It takes a lot of analysis before you really get what's going on.

[–]im2reel 4 points5 points ago

It's Eric & Tim from the Tim & Eric Show

[–]folderol 1 point2 points ago

Tim & Eric's Awesome Show - Great Job

[–]drop0ut 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen this gif or Tim & Eric before.

[–]poo706 5 points6 points ago

If you like bizarre humor, check it out. Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.

[–]drop0ut 2 points3 points ago

Right on. Thanks for the tip.

[–]folderol 0 points1 point ago

They have a movie too.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

I hear it cost a billion dollars to make.

[–]Karlor -1 points0 points ago

JIM JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

[–]copyandpasta 2 points3 points ago

I have a question for you, All knower of Adult Swim. WTF is this new show like tim and eric on at 1am, that sucks utter balls...

[–]vuxa 3 points4 points ago

Eric Andre show, pretty hit or miss but it hits real good like

[–]Moinseur_Garnier 0 points1 point ago

'Check it out!', maybe?

England-man here so cannot check channel in person. But Check it out is made by them, and they are not in most episodes. Probably not what you mean though, because it does not suck balls.

[–]poo706 -2 points-1 points ago

Tim and Eric isn't new by any means, it's on season 5. As far as why it's on so late, that's probably because reruns of Family Guy get higher ratings than any original Adult Swim show, so they put the reruns on first. I DVR or download all my shows anyway, so the time that they're shown is irrelevant.

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points ago

new show like tim and eric.

[–]poo706 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see what you're asking. Don't know what show you're talking about. What's the title?

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points ago

I don't ever leave it on long enough to find out. Which is sort of why I am asking about it, poo706.

[–]poo706 0 points1 point ago

Is it also live action? Does it happen to star Chris Elliott?

[–]copyandpasta 0 points1 point ago

The Eric Andre Show. I looked it up... forget it.

[–]poo706 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, I've seen a few commercials for that recently, but didn't know anything about it. It's produced by Tim and Eric's production company. So you don't like it?

[–]copyandpasta -1 points0 points ago

Have a great dislike of it, and it's only in its infancy.

[–]Karlor 1 point2 points ago

season Cinco*

FTFY

[–]poo706 -1 points0 points ago

Subtle and clever. Have an upvote!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

It's been posted so many fucking times with a billion other headlines, fucking worthless. I love T&E but I'm getting fucking sick of this fucking bullshit.

[–]poo706 1 point2 points ago

Meh, it's Reddit, what are you gonna do. Posts about 80085 miles on an odometer is what gets me all raged up. I'd rather see a Tim and Eric repost any day of the week.

[–]nebos11 2 points3 points ago

LOLOL 12:34 PM AND MY ODOMETER IS AT 56789.0 upvotes to le left

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

what are you gonna do

leave the default subreddits i guess

[–]Soupy21 -4 points-3 points ago

You're wrong. I knew tons of kids who were doing this back in middle school. This was at least 12 years ago. I don't know where it originated from, but the Tim and Eric show simply brought the idea back from their childhoods.

It's sort of like saying all those little songs we sang as kids came from a modern tv show. Every region of the US had their own rendition of this song: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Susie

Kids just do weird things and then hit gold when they do it as adults, haha.

[–]poo706 4 points5 points ago

You misunderstood me. The origin of the GIF is Tim and Eric. I wasn't saying that what they are doing was invented by Tim and Eric.

[–]Soupy21 0 points1 point ago

Oh ok that makes much more sense. I stand corrected.

[–]malenkylizards -1 points0 points ago

The version I know goes like this:

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven, but the steamboat went to...
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big...
behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass,
Susie sat upon it and broke her little...
ask me know more questions, I'll tell you no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...
flies are in the kitchen, flies are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark!

[–]Never-Nude-Prude 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Rossco1337 1 point2 points ago

Every day is repost day.

[–]asshold 1 point2 points ago

Holy repost...16 times in 2 months:

title comnts points age /r/
I will teach my son the dance of our people. 130coms 1206pts 10hrs funny
Drop it 0coms 8pts 1mo GifSound
Look into my eyes 0coms 0pts 1mo GifSound
How I like to get down 1com 30pts 1mo GifSound
They're pumping alright 0coms 0pts 1mo GifSound
Pumpers in space 0coms -1pt 1mo GifSound
Too damn perfect 3coms 52pts 1mo GifSound
I miss doing this 2coms 11pts 1mo funny
Hardcore tim and eric. 1com -4pts 1mo GifSound
I don't get why. Repost from r/gifs. 336coms 939pts 1mo WTF
Don't lie, you did this. 364coms 1370pts 1mo gifs
Waking up with parents gone for the week... 49coms 700pts 2dys gifs
Good Old Tim & Eric 0coms -4pts 1mo GifSound
Every Day 0coms -3pts 1mo GifSound
ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT 0coms 17pts 2mos GifSound
my brother and i after we learned a new trick 29coms 235pts 2mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]GeoKureli 0 points1 point ago

fits any rap song

[–]Crofty44 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Prince Harry

[–]h3rpad3rp 0 points1 point ago

Wow, been a long time since I've seen someone do that.

On a side note, hats with the crotch shot?

[–]ununiform 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]cornelian12 0 points1 point ago

FIFLY!

[–]I_live_in_a_sink 0 points1 point ago

Can't. Stop. Watching.

[–]Princess335 0 points1 point ago

I totally forgot about that. Use to do it when I was younger

[–]folderol 0 points1 point ago

That's even better than the Beaver Boys.

[–]SnarfitySnarf 0 points1 point ago

how the heck do you do that

[–]DeepRoast 0 points1 point ago

Swear that show is about as homoerotic as WWF wrestling and Liza with a Z.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Smells like meat...

Rotten meat.

[–]makattak88 0 points1 point ago

I forgot about this! So hilarious when you're 10.

[–]kartoffeln514 0 points1 point ago

[–]slcrook 0 points1 point ago

Goes well with "Root Down" from the Beasties.

[–]Darkwonder80 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the laughs, I'm literally ROFLing! I forgot about this, we did this in elementary school.

[–]m3r3d1t4 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh I forgot about doing this!

[–]general_k 0 points1 point ago

10/10 WOULD PUMP AGAIN

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

All of a sudden this gif is EVERYWHERE

[–]idrwierd 0 points1 point ago

tumblers are better than pumpers

[–]Sprewell15 0 points1 point ago

I feel the longer I watch that gif, the faster it gets. Powerful stuff.

[–]MonkeyvsRobot 0 points1 point ago

SHRIMP... AND WHITE WINE!

[–]banjoman63 0 points1 point ago

Oh God, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you.

[–]alekxschneebeck 0 points1 point ago

Thank the lord for other Tim & Eric redditors. Started to feel a little lonely.

[–]Hougaiidesu 0 points1 point ago

This is basically how I spent my childhood. Does it have a name?

[–]aahgfdjhgrhgh 0 points1 point ago

Erection?

[–]KumaLaw4311 0 points1 point ago

Logged in to upvote this!

[–]MeNicolesta 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is this funny??

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point ago

My cousin used to do this and shout, "SPRANG A BONTERLESS BONTER! AHH! AHH! AHH!"

He and his friends thought it was hilarious. It was the first time I seen it and made the mistake of laughing. So he did it for years thinking it was always funny. So when I see somebody doing this, I wish them harm.

[–]JesseKatsopolis 0 points1 point ago

It's been awhile ytmnd. Too long.... The Dance of my People

[–]markieb09 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad I read the comments. I was sooo lost.

[–]Evmister 0 points1 point ago

PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS

[–]_Goose_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]d00m3d_d00d 0 points1 point ago

what the hell did I just observe.

[–]jsnarf 0 points1 point ago

WE GONNA GIT YO PUMP ON

[–]ErinRoss6 0 points1 point ago

i am just so confused right now...

[–]scottishhusky 0 points1 point ago

First thing to come to my mind was Regular show.

[–]Smaktat 0 points1 point ago

[–]cohrt 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck does that work? wires?

[–]notThepresident413 0 points1 point ago

A friend and I dressed up as pumpers for Halloween in college. Another friend followed us around with a boombox playing the song. To this day, probably one of my better costumes.

[–]8bitriot -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one that does not understand the humor in Tim and Eric?

[–]IAmSoSmart-S-M-R-T 1 point2 points ago

Maybe, I understand Tim and Eric and well understand that I do not like it one bit.

To each their own.

[–]headzoo 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it either. It seems being ADD and doing every random thing that comes to mind is supposed to be humor these days.

[–]Doktor_Rob -1 points0 points ago

They've confused awkward incoherence with humor.

[–]Squirrito 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but always hilarious. Up vote to you, sir.

[–]ninnie9 -1 points0 points ago

Forever upvote.

[–]rileywarren -1 points0 points ago

pump pump pump it up!

[–]drop0ut -1 points0 points ago

Aww yeah, that's some old-fashioned heart pump right there. Respect.

[–]reneepussman -1 points0 points ago

Pumper better than tumblers, pump-pumpers better than tumblers.

[–]thyyoungclub -1 points0 points ago

I just almost choked on my rice cake.

[–]listn2moremetal -1 points0 points ago

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

[–]thelordofcheese -1 points0 points ago

I haven't done that in ages.

[–]Pizanch -1 points0 points ago

listen to I'm shakin' by jack white when watching this gif

[–]Jbabz -1 points0 points ago

Where's my chippy?

[–]idrwierd -1 points0 points ago

tumblers are better than pumpers

[–]chris92253 -1 points0 points ago

I Lol'd at this. Here is an upvote.

[–]TheKRILL -1 points0 points ago

honestly one of the hardest I have ever laughed at the genius that is Tim & Eric

[–]lnickelly -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like I almost saw balls.

[–]Polite_Insults -2 points-1 points ago

I remember this from school and later regular show...

[–]fluffybunny92 -2 points-1 points ago

i use to love this show haha

[–]baseballisfun -2 points-1 points ago

I believe this might be from the Eric and Tim Show, not Tim and Eric.

[–]Deadforfun1 -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]blobok123 -3 points-2 points ago

My repost senses are tingling.