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[–]thepezzyone 18 points19 points ago

I didn't think it could get any better than the image itself... I was dead wrong - this is the funniest thing I've seen/heard in ages! Thanks for posting the link.

[–]fapswhiledriving 9 points10 points ago

His voice is spot-on. I got warm inside hearing that.

[–]assblaster7 2 points3 points ago

I did not know this video existed. This might be the best day of my life.

[–]fancyfoxface[S] 9 points10 points ago

I felt like a small child, when they experience their first Christmas / birthday, when they know the significance of opening gifts when I saw this. I honestly almost cried with joy.

[–]DESTROYallSPIDERS 1 point2 points ago

your comment was ruined for me because I couldn't help but notice that you were placed between "fapswhiledriving" and "assblaster7"

[–]RedSwnglneStplr 27 points28 points ago

I actually didn't read it in Morgan Freeman's voice...this is like a superpower!

[–]TheGhostOfJfk 9 points10 points ago

You read it in Gordon Freeman's voice?

[–]superherowithnopower 7 points8 points ago

I read everything in Gordon Freeman's voice.

[–]TheGhostOfJfk 1 point2 points ago

I like Gordon Freeman, but I do not know if this is good.

[–]Hiding_in_the_Shower 1 point2 points ago

he has a voice?

[–]_shazbot_ 4 points5 points ago

Whoosh!

[–]Diablo117 8 points9 points ago

I'm always confused by pictures like this, my brain only reads in my "default" voice all the time... Wonder if that's a problem

[–]daberg 4 points5 points ago

Me too, brother. Me too.

[–]MOVES_HYPHENS 2 points3 points ago

A rather depressing superpower...

[–]WreckerCrew 8 points9 points ago

Didn't work. Had at actually try and read it in his voice. Doesn't work as well when it isn't a direct quote.

[–]B-Slice 13 points14 points ago

That doesn't happen to me. I just read everything in my normal voice.

[–]fuocoso 4 points5 points ago

Seriously. I imagine everyone who reads this in his voice are super theatrical in everyday life and just can't help themselves OR they're so weak minded they also can't help themselves.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

Or like making up voices when they read. You should try it, it's fun!

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 23 points24 points ago

Can we start a petition to just get Morgan Freeman to say titty sprinkles one time. Just one time. I may die happy if this ever happens.

[–]xORioN63 6 points7 points ago

I know I will die happy if I hear this.

[–]brygy24 0 points1 point ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he had that line in Million Dollar Baby.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking about the scene in Shawshank redemption where he's describing his pissing habits "I can't squeeze out so much as a drop unless someone tells me I can," only Morgan Freeman can make this interesting.

[–]BoOnDoXeY 4 points5 points ago

Brooks was here

So was Red

[–]11235813_ 0 points1 point ago

Just finished watching that like an hour ago.

[–]Xetanees 1 point2 points ago

Witchcraft I say. Burn the witch!

[–]Toobad113 1 point2 points ago

I didnt talk in it until the picture mentioned it

[–]assblaster7 1 point2 points ago

You know, every time I see a thread about Morgan Freeman, I go into the comments to see if someone mentions Titty Sprinkles. It makes me feel warm inside knowing that I left a (somewhat) lasting mark on the reddit community.

[–]mightymunchkin 0 points1 point ago

Never thought someone who can call themselves "assblaster7" in public could have more depth than the Justin Bieber fanclub, easy as it may be.

[–]Bencool 1 point2 points ago

It actually didn't get me, because it didnt seem like something he would say

[–]JimWalkz 1 point2 points ago

Please stop posting this

[–]TrindadeDisciple 0 points1 point ago

I started reading it in his voice once it said "you are reading this in his voice." Gotta admit, it significantly improved the experience.

[–]grdlock 0 points1 point ago

I started reading before my eyes looked at the picture of him... so I started reading it in a normal voice. Then when the text said Morgan Freeman my eyes caught the image of him, and after that I was done for. :(

[–]gawright87 0 points1 point ago

As a speed-reader, I must say that I find this to be a great inconvenience. It's just that he talks so slowly, that after about 10 words my brain says fuck it, I'm just gonna read it normally!

[–]_Hank-Hill_ 0 points1 point ago

I went from Morgan freeman to the Allstate guy

[–]Piper-pipes 0 points1 point ago

is it weird if I read it in Banes voice? their voice sound almost identical

[–]tatskaari 0 points1 point ago

Is it racist that I read it in the old spice voice?

[–]ZarboktheMunificent 0 points1 point ago

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 0 points1 point ago

I read everything in mort goldman's voice just because it makes everything hilarious.

[–]Polske322 0 points1 point ago

I've decided to put a picture of Morgan Freeman on my will.

[–]Doctor_Pedobear 0 points1 point ago

i cant stop reading the comments in his voice. success.

[–]intelligentresponse 0 points1 point ago

fucking his grand daughter or something is he not?

[–]Banzaiiiii 0 points1 point ago

Still my fav pic ever. From last week...

[–]LordApocalyptica 0 points1 point ago

I just read it in a normal voice...

[–]matenzix64 0 points1 point ago

bad idea to drink water just before reading the last line

[–]eXclurel 0 points1 point ago

Why is the only thing I read in his voice was "tity sprinkles"?

[–]ghasrac 0 points1 point ago

[–]MatCauthonsHat 0 points1 point ago

Which Morgan Freeman performance do I use?

Red from Shawshank? Crazy Joe Clark from Lean on Me? Azeem from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves? Driving Miss Daisy?

[–]LordKryos 0 points1 point ago

The best part was, I actually read it in a normal voice... until "Titty Sprinkles"

[–]Very_Sneaky_Gypsy 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read it in their own voice? it has nothing to do with morgan freeman! Also, who the shit is titty sprinkles? The creator of said image?

[–]supersmurf 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, I don't do it

[–]Ghetto_Goblin 0 points1 point ago

I just lost my shit. In public. Thanks

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Morgan Mother fucking Freeman...titty sparkles lol.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

dude i zoomed in on the words and read in my voice then zoomed out n re read it in his voice... wierd, i have to be looking at him and the text to have it narrated in his voice

[–]FrankWolf86 0 points1 point ago

i think my brain is broken...

[–]WIZARDBONER 0 points1 point ago

Morgran Freeman.

[–]ILL_GRL 0 points1 point ago

Aaawww yeah...motherfucking titty sprinkles

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

I now need to hear David Attenborough saying "Titty sprinkles". It's the only logical progression.

[–]ShadyKage 0 points1 point ago

I read everything in my own voice. I must be a real big douche.

[–]Azozel 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this picture before so instead of Morgan freeman, I chose this man

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

Are "Titty sprinkles" 1) Sprinkles you put on titties. 2) Sprinkles made of titties 3) all the above. 4) doesn't matter: shut up and take my money!!

[–]BrianAnim 0 points1 point ago

"still favorite pic" is like admitting "this is a repost"

[–]hryniehan 0 points1 point ago

Edit: Every time.

[–]onelovee 0 points1 point ago

the poop that took a pee: chapter 1

[–]antsugi 0 points1 point ago

but every time I read this I wonder, would Morgan Freeman pronounce it as "Tiddy" or "Titty". everytime I believe one option, the other pulls me back

[–]PornoPaul 0 points1 point ago

I read it in that wacked out guys voice from the Police Academy movies.

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[–]gregmax 0 points1 point ago

ha.

[–]mtn_dewgamefuel -1 points0 points ago

I don't care that this is a repost, it's still funny.

[–]Aquagoat 0 points1 point ago

Never seen it. Loved every goddamned second of it. My imagination impression of Morgan Freeman is perfect.

[–]make_me_pancakes -1 points0 points ago

LOLLOLOLOL