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[–]sgtpepper_spray 27 points28 points ago

If this really is from three years ago like it says, then, by the rule of reposts, it has been on reddit approximately 15 times

[–]thenuge26 14 points15 points ago

Surprisingly, only once.

But it did make the front page.

[–]General__Specific 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this.

[–]porn_is_nice 30 points31 points ago

Love a good pun

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 24 points25 points ago

Porn is nice too.

[–]Ranch3ro 9 points10 points ago

As well as corn.

[–]Zerble 4 points5 points ago

But a well is deep.

[–]nmoline 3 points4 points ago

Corn goes Deeper

[–]quotejester 0 points1 point ago

[–]nmoline 0 points1 point ago

The Stalk would go the deepest, but I think their is a theoretical depth limit that I have never reached.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 5 points6 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]AwesomeLlama 2 points3 points ago

._.

[–]Nazo887 0 points1 point ago

I'LL show myself out

[–]declar 6 points7 points ago

[–]dvdfreak0301 0 points1 point ago

hehehe

[–]HomeworkAteMyDogma 8 points9 points ago

I read the answer in Chandler Bing's voice.

[–]stb14808 1 point2 points ago

Could you, be anymore pacific?

[–]arialth 3 points4 points ago

Never seen this before! Good job posting original content!NOT

[–]Keyboardin 1 point2 points ago

63,784,077 sq miles (165,200,000 km²)

[–]Lord-Longbottom 0 points1 point ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 165,200,000 km -> 821204168.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]BludgeoningDeath 2 points3 points ago

Who's on first?

[–]unrealious 0 points1 point ago

Well it is 3 years old.

[–]Grazsrootz 0 points1 point ago

Probably the tenth time i have seen this in the past year. Why do people upvote obvious reposts?

[–]arialth 4 points5 points ago

I think the average redditor has the memory span of a goldfish x.x

[–]jimb3rt 3 points4 points ago

Goldfish memory span is about 3 months.

[–]arialth 1 point2 points ago

Exactly

[–]belflandluvr 0 points1 point ago

The female preying mantis doesn't bite off the head of the male during sex.

[–]S1nsinawa -1 points0 points ago

Goldfish memory is actually two seconds.

[–]Stiggy1605 2 points3 points ago

Because they haven't seen it before? I haven't seen it before

[–]dreamerzz 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this before and i found it funny, so maybe the people up-voting this are people who haven't been on reddit for that long. If you don't like it just down vote it instead of posting hate over people trying to get points that don't really count for anything.

[–]donagan 0 points1 point ago

The explanation date is when your description perspires.

[–]BackToOllieWilliams 0 points1 point ago

MATT MESSED UP.

[–]cowzilla3 0 points1 point ago

Millionth time I've seen this. Are people just stumbling into this over and over again? Damn the internet.

[–]fiskebollen 0 points1 point ago

Clearly something fishy going on

[–]beckova23 0 points1 point ago

That was funny..specific ocean. Seriously? I heart Reddit.

[–]tedrick111 0 points1 point ago

It's huge! It's like seven miles tall.

[–]chickenfun1 0 points1 point ago

Just measure where the Specific and Artic meet.

[–]MIBIH 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I used to work with a woman who used to say "pacific" and even worse "Sustificate" for "certificate"...

[–]nothing_but_the_rain 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I have a story about this. I was working for a racetrack my family owned and I was in charge of the website. We live in the midwest and operate on EST. The patrons of this place were mostly pretty cool but there were some families that had angry redneck tendencies. The hours were on the site with a disclaimer that since it was an outdoor racetrack (dirt, cars not horses) the times were approximate and subject to slight change due to weather. Anyways, I got an email one day from one of the patrons that read:

Dear nothing_but_the_rain,

I AM VERY UPSET. WHEN UR WEBSITE SAYS UR RACES ARE GONNA START AT A PACIFIC TIME THEN THEY SHOULD START AT THAT PACIFIC TIME AND NOT LATER. IT SAYS RACES START AT 5!!! THEY SHOULD START AT 5!!!!!

-ANGRY REDNECK

So, since this was a person that I have dealt with many times and was generally a pain in the ass, I just had to reply that maybe the problem was that our hours were Eastern Standard, not Pacific time, which could be causing some confusion.

They replied to me and didn't even get the joke. Kept going on about pacific time. Siigh.

*edit: formatting

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 0 points1 point ago

Be honest, did you see this because you were googling 'how big is the ocean'?

[–]LiftEmUp 0 points1 point ago

That was so punny. Had a nice laugh, ty.

[–]draxor_666 0 points1 point ago

Sure is cOLD in here

[–]padoin 0 points1 point ago

Another masterpiece by matt piece http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZFSl0QIUaQ

[–]mrkiplingsbrother 0 points1 point ago

This was a risky click.

[–]ivealreadyreddit10 0 points1 point ago

I sea what you did there...

[–]NZNewsboy 0 points1 point ago

Laughed way too hard at this.

[–]KidMostDope 0 points1 point ago

I am Cody H. The one who replied! I had totally forgotten about this.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -1 points0 points ago

I sea what you did there.

[–]nupster 1 point2 points ago

not surprising considering username.

[–]fortfert 0 points1 point ago

He's like a TiR, but more in your face about it

[–]Tittiesrgood 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure you didn't say it first either bro.

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

Why not. As long as we are reposting, why not just repost all the comments too!

[–]Jesusisrippin -2 points-1 points ago

water you talking about?

[–]Chazzey_dude -2 points-1 points ago

"Well the asker is obviously being insalted."

[–]Tittiesrgood 0 points1 point ago

Whale the asker is obviously being insalted.

FTFY.

[–]arialth -2 points-1 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]Pop_Off 2 points3 points ago

I don't think you could have posted a more generic cliched boring played-out comment.

[–]arialth 0 points1 point ago

You should be used to it if you're defending the post, yeah?

patpats Better luck with the turnaround next time buddy

[–]Pop_Off 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean, "I was doing God's work, son"?

[–]arialth 0 points1 point ago

That works, too! You catch on quick! <3

[–]mrsuperpacman 0 points1 point ago

Do you know how many times this image has been posted?

[–]Friendly_Ax_Murderer 0 points1 point ago

Once

[–]Prolux 0 points1 point ago

Just once!

[–]turnleftdale -3 points-2 points ago

[–]WimzicalStranger 3 points4 points ago

I don't know... I laughed pretty hard at this.

[–]Zegnaro -2 points-1 points ago

pretty big