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[–]likmbch 139 points140 points ago

You gonna fuck on meee!?

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[–]negative_discourse 9 points10 points ago

I wish I could downvote that twice.

[–]kilargo -5 points-4 points ago

I wish I could downvote that then upvote it. Wait I can.

[–]Ragnalypse 16 points17 points ago

A snake tried to bite him once. Once.

[–]GriefAE 60 points61 points ago

He is having none of that snake's shit.

[–]AnticScarab3 1 point2 points ago

Not even the tiniest fraction of a little bit of that snakes shit.

[–]Sk8r115 23 points24 points ago

Not sure if thats better than when I saw someone PUNCH a wasp. Right in his stupid wasp face

[–]Lord_Nuke 4 points5 points ago

I used to work with someone who punched a wasp right in the wasp face.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 6 points7 points ago

I once kicked a wasp right in its wasp ass...but then it got its gang and there was much pain

[–]guitar528 15 points16 points ago

If i remember correctly, he hits to cobra on the head so it becomes submissive. When cobras fight each other, the winner is the one who touches the other's head to the ground. This way, they dont always kill eac hother and can decide who is the alpha.

[–]ChasingShad0ws 13 points14 points ago

Did you even change the title?

[–]dghenri 44 points45 points ago

The snakes in that pit have been defanged and possibly had their mouths sewn together [it happens only occasionally].

This guy is being unnecessarily cruel and managing an overcrowded pit used to entertain and fleece money from oblivious tourists

/rant

[–]akumadiavolo 6 points7 points ago

Do you have evidence of this or are you just assuming?

[–]akumadiavolo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that proves it happens, but not that it is the case here.

[–]dghenri 0 points1 point ago

There's an article on it here ---> http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2005-08-21/news/0508210319_1_snake-charmers-india-caste

I know about it from a friend who went to India for a few months.

[–]akumadiavolo -1 points0 points ago

Yes, this shows that it happens, but not that it is what is happening here.

[–]dghenri 0 points1 point ago

I provided a sauce on the fact it is a common technique to be able to casually handle deadly snakes and am assuming that is happening in the gif, given that he is casually handling deadly snakes. It's an assumption is all.

[–]Chutes123 5 points6 points ago

Snakes have rights too! /revolution

[–]zhimakaimen 5 points6 points ago

No more dead cops!

[–]Hagathorthegr8 0 points1 point ago

He should turn himself in!

[–]GrapesEatGrover 1 point2 points ago

This was my first thought.

[–]Xautiloth 0 points1 point ago

you can see the snake open its mouth.

[–]ipha 15 points16 points ago

Bad! Bad snake! No bite!

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 12 points13 points ago

What is he doing in the room anyway with the bag? He looks like he's just nonchalantly rearanging his enormous snakepit...

[–]abithozak 18 points19 points ago

It seems like I reorganize my snakes every week, but they keep getting all out of order

[–]HoboYellow 13 points14 points ago

They just keep getting tangled.

[–]xandan 3 points4 points ago

It's almost as bad as my box filled with earbuds...

[–]Cortes2141 3 points4 points ago

Everyone bitches about reposts...and yet I haven't seen this yet. Perhaps before you bitch about a repost you should consider not everyone spends every waking moment on Reddit like some of you....just a thought.

[–]LeopardKhan 8 points9 points ago

Christ, is this going to be submitted every day now?

[–]YawnSpawner -1 points0 points ago

I've been on Reddit for almost 2 years now and every time people complain about a repost it's something that I've never seen, but this was literally on the front page like 4 days ago.

[–]strifeblood 6 points7 points ago

For you. Some weren't on Reddit four days ago. Complaining about reposts is a waste of a comment that could be used to bring up something relevant to the discussion.

[–]cooper_3 10 points11 points ago

Am I the only one that feels bad for the snakes ?

[–]fiddle-dee-dee -1 points0 points ago

It always makes me sad when seeing ppl abusing animals in any way. :(

[–]Xetanees 1 point2 points ago

I think that is just a snake pit. And if so, Indie would be in pretty deep shit for burning all those snakes.

[–]theDSP 5 points6 points ago

You should wait at least a week before reposting something from the front page...

[–]EddyTeddy 10 points11 points ago

I usually don't mind reposts, but this one has definetely been overused to shits.

[–]Unicornholio 13 points14 points ago

This is the first time I see this, and I've seen some reposts in my time.

[–]itsmefriday 2 points3 points ago

Where is the south park monster hamster episode gif for this? Eric cartman"I say no mr kitty, bad mr kitty, and I whack him on da head."

[–]biffthestiff 2 points3 points ago

"uhhh... yeah.... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday and organize the snake room"

[–]thisisyourfaultbilly 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure his wife NEVER gets out of line

[–]tedgag 4 points5 points ago

Stupid repost

[–]Epix115 1 point2 points ago

I love how the camera zooms into the snake in the corner, that looked like it saw some shit, it shouldn't have seen.

[–]VertigoFall 1 point2 points ago

the snakes are defanged, they can't do shit

[–]honeybager 0 points1 point ago

Talk about job satisfaction!

[–]Ggaarrrreett 0 points1 point ago

Talk about whackin your snake..

[–]Evenseeker 0 points1 point ago

my sides

[–]momarazzi 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit!

[–]pumpkinhooker 0 points1 point ago

I would shit my pants whether or not they had teeth or venom.

[–]DimmuBorgir666 0 points1 point ago

Bad samba!

[–]MissingLogic 0 points1 point ago

I DONT CARE WHAT WE'RE PLAYING. I WANT THIS GUY ON MY TEAM

[–]jpdehart 0 points1 point ago

anybody else notice that the dude's wearing sandals!?

[–]tater_salad1 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, please. My buddy threw a shoe at a bear and told it to go away. It did...

[–]daydreaminblue 0 points1 point ago

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.

[–]viper9172 0 points1 point ago

I like how he just smacked one like, "No! Bad snake!"

[–]Rigante_Black 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOUR COUCH

[–]CapnBadass 0 points1 point ago

I just grew a beard from so MUCH MANLINESS!

[–]terminal_placebo -4 points-3 points ago

This was literally on the front page four days ago. Reddit, what's happened to you? Do you have cancer?

[–]jeberry12 -1 points0 points ago

I haven't seen it yet.

[–]gatsbygirl93 -1 points0 points ago

Is there hope? Is there any at all?

[–]coffeemug20 0 points1 point ago

repost from yesterday.

[–]kolm 0 points1 point ago

The snake had its teeth removed and is completely harmless.

Really manly, that guy.

[–]lolatheism 0 points1 point ago

These are venomoids, they don't have fangs or venom sacs. Stop posting this, fuck.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Stop reposting this.

[–]ninelives1 -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]markman71122 -1 points0 points ago

He made those snakes his bitches.

[–]Cheetofingas -1 points0 points ago

Ain't having none of yo shit today snake!

[–]purplegoalie1 -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure that was on RayWilliamJohnson a while ago

[–]notmyjob777 -1 points0 points ago

Nope nope nope nope.... NOPE!

[–]Pteranadaptor -1 points0 points ago

Like a true repost!

[–]Solomonji808 -1 points0 points ago

Not a single f*ck was given during that whole moment

[–]RPK-O7X -3 points-2 points ago

Man used Snake Slap. It's super effective!

[–]TrindadeDisciple -2 points-1 points ago

Liam Neeson punches wolves, this guy slaps cobras.

[–]EthanBeatles -2 points-1 points ago

What the FUCK is he doing in there?!

[–]JAnon19 -2 points-1 points ago

After 7 Months of Reddit this is the 1st time I've seen something reposted twice in the same week. Do I get a badge?