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How I feel when my dealer finally texts back (i.imgur.com)

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[–]wolfthewhoozzy 10 points11 points ago

This is also how your dealer feels when he lands a big buy.

[–]amanza1033 2 points3 points ago

haha...

[–]Meowman289 4 points5 points ago

Is that cat real?

[–]GalacticPenguin 4 points5 points ago

Are we real?

[–]ParadroidX 2 points3 points ago

None of you are real. This simulation is boring.

[–]horrorshow_ 9 points10 points ago

Oh man. This is so creepy. His face looks weirdly human :( [4]

[–]polarlover 2 points3 points ago

Dude, maybe he is.

[–]smokey_smokestack 3 points4 points ago

My friend has a dog with human eyes he got from the pound. I can't look at her high, it creeps the shit out of me. It's like she's trapped, and is screaming to be free. It's like she used to be a human, but was transformed into a dog by a witch. Or like she drank a bad batch of polyjuice potion. Or like she Animorphed into a dog and stayed in dog form for too long, y'digggg? Fuckin Andalites.

[–]Spliceoverwrite 1 point2 points ago

Please, please, please, tell me you have a picture

[–]smokey_smokestack 2 points3 points ago

Just snagged these off of facebook, best i can find at the moment. Shit is haunting for me.

http://imgur.com/a/o3uOG#BliZY

[–]bigpoppalando 8 points9 points ago

how the cat feels when getting some pussy.. lol

[–]Tincans 3 points4 points ago

How the cat feels when it realises it is a pussy!

[–]JasonWeb54 0 points1 point ago

The cat... Gets itself?

[–]Wry_and_Dry 2 points3 points ago

That was legitimately terrifying. [really tired 7]

[–]heyimpro 2 points3 points ago

what the fuck did i just watch

[–]Parkinsonxc 2 points3 points ago

That cat is creepy.

[–]KralexFB 2 points3 points ago

Is it an American thing to text dealers? I make sure to call. Far more personal that way and having texts in a dealers phone isn't a great thing.

[–]BakedBudz 2 points3 points ago

Seriously I guess we're the only ones who prefer to call as supposed to text

[–]KralexFB 0 points1 point ago

Too many socially awkward penguins on Reddit

[–]SecondhandResin 1 point2 points ago

It's dancing to my music.

EDIT: I spent 10 minutes looking for the post reminding me how to do that...

[–]GanjaFett 0 points1 point ago

how do you do it?

[–]SecondhandResin 0 points1 point ago

[](/highX)

X being the number.

[–]SpringheelPaul 1 point2 points ago

I like cats. I like dancing. I like weed. Have an upvote

[–]Djteejay[S] 1 point2 points ago

We like the same things. Let smoke.

[–]squeaki 1 point2 points ago

How bizarre, I clicked this link just as the beats started on this tune... (grooveshark)... was amazing! Go cat!

[–]Diorte 1 point2 points ago

At first I was like "YAY A FUNNY CAT GIF!!" then I was like "Oh but he's creepy o.o"

[–]petemann 1 point2 points ago

Is there some universal code between dealers to take for-fucking-ever to reply to messages/drop gear off? Even when a friend starts sellin some, he literally overnight becomes the slowest person to reply.

[–]capurnicus 1 point2 points ago

I found this to be the case when I was younger. Now that I'm a bit older (my dealers are also) I find that promptness is absolutely standard and a necessary part of being a good dealer. At this point I know enough people that lagging on the communication would lead me to take my business elsewhere.

[–]dowork423 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/gu8UW.gif

[–]annemariepovich 1 point2 points ago

MEOW

[–]APositiveWar 2 points3 points ago

I love this!! Buzzed & faded at a [7]

[–]polarlover 1 point2 points ago

  • at a barbershop

[–]the_shape 0 points1 point ago

It really must be a bummer not living in California.

[–]eat_crayons -2 points-1 points ago

good thing memes got removed so i could see quality weed related posts like this

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