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[–]ANDKIA 65 points66 points ago

Hair is magnificent as always.

[–]GOODSHIT-BRO 9 points10 points ago

It's always the hair that gets ya.

[–]timetowastetime 1 point2 points ago

You could say it's almost golden.

[–]Brodis11 2 points3 points ago

Feathered and lethal!

[–]brygy24 0 points1 point ago

I like the way he styled it in this shot too. Modest, but not too modest.

[–]cockmeat-sandwich 22 points23 points ago

[–]ZimChris 0 points1 point ago

Well played sir.

[–]jcann0n 88 points89 points ago

This is gold.

[–]Boogie_knight 85 points86 points ago

Not until Rumplestiltskins done with it.

[–]jcann0n 31 points32 points ago

Hay thats neat!

[–]Audiovore 41 points42 points ago

Neigh, it's wheat.

[–]imbrizzle 14 points15 points ago

I straw what you did there.

[–]GearsOfZelda 10 points11 points ago

Come one, let's keep this pun thread rolling!

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 1 point2 points ago

Yep - I've got a stack of puns left!

[–]Chase_75 1 point2 points ago

I've got a bale of puns left FTFY

[–]im2reel 2 points3 points ago

Not funny, Epic BAIL! :)

[–]Menschy 5 points6 points ago

Well hopefully the little guy won't bale on us.

[–]jcann0n 2 points3 points ago

He'll probably just roll on to the next town

[–]subtly_irrelevant 3 points4 points ago

No, this is hay.

[–]jzboston8 2 points3 points ago

No, this is Patrick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

NOOO, THIS IS CHRISTIAN BALE!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

This repost rolled through my reddit

[–]eifersucht12a 7 points8 points ago

That is just good clean fun right there.

[–]dogz_n_catz 5 points6 points ago

If you look up the definition of 'bale', you will see that it means evil. He's first name is Christian, his surname means evil. Weird huh?

[–]Superchair14 4 points5 points ago

Someone get /r/atheism on the line, they know what to do with this information

[–]JohnnyLotion0 7 points8 points ago

Someone get /r/atheism on the line, and let them know they've sprung a leak.

[–]dogz_n_catz -1 points0 points ago

Indeed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

checkmate Christians

[–]nd_b 6 points7 points ago

8/10 Would giggle again.

[–]Zohaibman72 1 point2 points ago

He looks more sophisticated in the movies.

[–]BuzzTard 0 points1 point ago

It's all make-up and special effects.

[–]chad77 1 point2 points ago

What....a....hero.

[–]doctorwhore 0 points1 point ago

I've been crying for the past hour and this made me laugh...a lot. Thank you.

[–]easyfixx 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh a lot more than it should have.

[–]jennerality 0 points1 point ago

I actually looked up Christian Bale on reddit yesterday and half the results were an image of bale with a cross. I thought, haha, wow, if I reposted this I bet I'd get a bunch of karma since it's post-Dark Knight. But nah, that's stupid.

I don't really mind the repost but I thought this was relevant. Weird coincidence. Or maybe I should have expected this...

[–]Strasner 0 points1 point ago

very humorous, well done

[–]drago3svsu 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the laugh, especially since I just happened to look at about 4 other Christian bale pics before this one.

[–]Stingray191 -1 points0 points ago

Nice - Very Nice.

[–]Tyrannojesus 0 points1 point ago

What is this Christian Bale roll thing? He rolls what? Or does he roll?

[–]Canotspelthatgud 0 points1 point ago

Goddammit...... Must....upvote.....

[–]petaboil 0 points1 point ago

[–]DANCE_WITH_BEARS 0 points1 point ago

Where do you live where it's still snowy? Just out of curiosity. :)

[–]feckinmik 1 point2 points ago

In the land of reposts. OP didn't take the picture.

[–]willscy 0 points1 point ago

it's likely not actually Op's photo...

[–]DANCE_WITH_BEARS 0 points1 point ago

A boy can dream of a winter wonderland. ;(

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

Where do you live where 
it's still snowy? Just out of 
curiosity. :)  

[–]Monoxboogie13 0 points1 point ago

Good one robot

[–]i_like_it________ 0 points1 point ago

HEY!

[–]Twoflappylips 0 points1 point ago

oh that`s clever...very clever...

[–]eventhorizon21 -1 points0 points ago

Um, snow in the back ground? Where do you live?

[–]SSJNinjaMonkey 0 points1 point ago

[–]JUGGERNAUTBITCH 0 points1 point ago

You won!

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

predictable

[–]Stooven 0 points1 point ago

This is the cheesiest thing I have ever upvoted.

[–]slyfox1908 1 point2 points ago

Did you say hay to him?

[–]Shagro 0 points1 point ago

I saw the cross and thought you'd posted a spoiler, then I got it and chuckled

[–]deadbird17 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but that actually took me a second. I need some coffee...

[–]JoshuaStellar 0 points1 point ago

ohhh... I see what you did there!

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

Amazing.

It also makes me think there should be a r/puns but I think it's better when they fly in under the radar. Element of surprise is super effective.

[–]ZimChris 1 point2 points ago

Comedy at its best.

[–]AcuraVIP 1 point2 points ago

Hay now, that's not funny!

[–]DJCleanPenis -1 points0 points ago

Well played

[–]HelpMeLoseMyFat 0 points1 point ago

Christian Bail

[–]kilaithalai 0 points1 point ago

'Christian Bale on my farm' would have been a better title?

[–]JSA2593 0 points1 point ago

A cross being upvoted on reddit? The Mayans were right, the world is ending.

[–]Bobanchi 1 point2 points ago

Too clever by half, Jeffery.

[–]TUVegeto137 0 points1 point ago

Best Christian Bale topic up till now.

[–]chain_chomp 0 points1 point ago

Hay-sus

[–]faschr4023 0 points1 point ago

Saw the title and before it even loaded i knew what to expect

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 0 points1 point ago

Well done sir - I think this is the only funny literal humor post I've ever seen on here. An upvote for you!

[–]shark_claws 0 points1 point ago

This post is a lot like the one I just posted

[–]GuitarApprentice 1 point2 points ago

Repost dipshit. From yesterday.

[–]TheAgeOfTomfoolery 0 points1 point ago

I am seeing this shit too much. Downvote.

[–]Pezzadispenser 0 points1 point ago

Touché... Just Touché.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Definitely not what i expected...wasn't disappointed

[–]CptnMarv 0 points1 point ago

LOL this one was fucking hilarious, every time i remember this post i start laughing like crazy xD

[–]LancerAL -1 points0 points ago

Nice repost.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Nice who gives a flying fuck

[–]GuyWhoSaysRepost -4 points-3 points ago

Enlarged image of one from yesterday. Fuck you. Repost.

[–]Ceejae 13 points14 points ago

reddiquette

Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]Superchair14 3 points4 points ago

This comment is a repost.

[–]barely_regal 0 points1 point ago

There's something to be said for a well-packaged post. Sure, the image has been posted, but has it been posted at an appropriate resolution with a strong leading title? In the end, karma is a means to get image-title combinations that people like to the top, not an end in and of itself.

[–]pygmy[S] 14 points15 points ago

First time I've seen it before... found with google images. Fuck me, right?

[–]scfd524 0 points1 point ago

I haven't seen it so it wasn't a repost for me.

[–]dern89 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]sittty 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

You know what you have to do...

[–]Frinesespawn 1 point2 points ago

If you posted that, I would definitely giggle

[–]klimjay 1 point2 points ago

don't know if upvote for funny stuff or downvote for trolling.

[–]ailedakza 0 points1 point ago

this totally made my day :D

[–]MediocreMuffins 0 points1 point ago

[–]thecoldfish -4 points-3 points ago

This is actually not that funny.

[–]trollmaster5000[!] -2 points-1 points ago

nigga please

[–]Face_4_Radio -1 points0 points ago

Well played

[–]KeitZh -2 points-1 points ago

Too soon?

[–]Iamabigdinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Too soon for hay? It's never too soon for hay!

[–]remondo -2 points-1 points ago

Predictable.

[–]KUweatherman -2 points-1 points ago

Speaking of Christian Belles, thank goodness this was canceled.

[–]ArsonKing20 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]DannyBoi1Derz -2 points-1 points ago

Well done sir! Jolly good show!

[–]annemariepovich -1 points0 points ago

brilliant

[–]ScreenMute -4 points-3 points ago

rofl

[–]aidanf123 -3 points-2 points ago

Made me laugh. Upvote for you!