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[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Rude deodorant ad! Love, grandma.

[–]banjo_kaboodle 2 points3 points ago

My thoughts exactly!!

[–]tacodebacle 12 points13 points ago

His farts smell awesome but his deodorant stick smells like shit.

[–]SrsSteel 17 points18 points ago

This is something I'd expect to see on facebook or instagram.

[–]dodo_bird 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, it's not unfunny enough for r/funny.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 35 points36 points ago

Rinse and repeat? HOW MANY TIMES!?!?!

[–]jlamothe 18 points19 points ago

This kills the programmer.

[–]Paranoism 3 points4 points ago

Hence his username...?

[–]MensAgitatMolem -2 points-1 points ago

Not this shit again... do you know what happened to the last guy who did this?

[–]anthereddit 1 point2 points ago

He's still around. Most people don't even know that was his method.

[–]blab140 -2 points-1 points ago

As a child, I used to think this meant to do it forever, so I wouldn't wash my hair. Now as an ammature programmer I realize it was fate.

[–]locopyro13 -2 points-1 points ago

The sad thing is that the comment you copied had 3 upvotes, such a weak copy/paste. It's not even funny and barely relevant.

[–]BlarrghThrowaway 12 points13 points ago

You don't know the horrors incurred by such a move. When I was 14 I was experimenting with anal play and decided to try it in the bathroom. This is where I went dreadfully wrong though, because my brother had just finished having a shower and had infused his deodorant with the soap. As I walked in, I decided the soap would be a suitable lube. I lathered up my thing and inserted it into my anus only recieve what felt like being raped by Satan's flaming cock. I tried to walk it off in the bathroom and braced myself against the sink. In the end I sat on the toilet and had wank to ease the pain.

Tl;dr Hoped for anal fun, ended up with flaming anus.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

The twist: Your brother had stuck the soap up his ass first. Eeww. You've touched the inside of your brothers butt.

Edit: well you have always had a fetish about incest.

[–]Black_Gallagher 9 points10 points ago

Anyone else not amused? Anyone?

[–]citysnake 4 points5 points ago

[–]Zialza 2 points3 points ago

Have I been using my deodorant wrong all these years?

[–]miasmatik 2 points3 points ago

Gordon Ramsay?

[–]redsex 1 point2 points ago

Anybody else thinking about how easy the poop would just slide out?

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

What about making way for bigger things now that the hole has been warmed up?

[–]elquellora 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't deodorant make everything feel cold? Wouldn't your anus be shivering non-stop? Or perhaps, wouldn't you have a tingly sensation in your poop-chute?

[–]nemonic187 1 point2 points ago

looks more like the late great Graham Chapman to me.

[–]theamazingsnap 1 point2 points ago

[–]Fliff42 0 points1 point ago

OOH BEEF JELLY

[–]Hoodedki 0 points1 point ago

that guy totally looks like Kevin Costner

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Jokes like this, and RPG seem to indicate most of reddit is gay.

[–]ckb614 0 points1 point ago

Wow this joke is ridiculously old. Where do I remember seeing this first... maybe Farside in 1998?

[–]MajorVictory 0 points1 point ago

Deodorant is such a scam, I always run out before I even get to my armpits.

[–]ScottFromCanada 0 points1 point ago

Looks like George Bush to me. Read it in his voice and it's great.

[–]AZJeepDude 0 points1 point ago

Who was that model?

[–]naryn 0 points1 point ago

Would have worked better if you'd said top, not cap. Double puns

[–]rube 0 points1 point ago

It's posts like this that make me wonder why I'm still subscribed to this subreddit! Thanks!

[–]viomiv 0 points1 point ago

vulgar and idiotic.

[–]Bumblemore 0 points1 point ago

I fart excellence

[–]alfihar 0 points1 point ago

Do you want ball or aerosol?

No No... for my arm pits

[–]timecronus 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]blackviper6 0 points1 point ago

Downvote it to hell

[–]BobTheSheriff 0 points1 point ago

humourpix.com

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[–]Shippage 0 points1 point ago

22 comments and 973 upvotes on a extremely shitty post, something tells me this is one of those posts where people pay for upvote bots.

[–]WazWaz -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like "screw up from bottom".

[–]lightanddeath -1 points0 points ago

Haha I laugh you get upvote

[–]just--upvote 3 points4 points ago

[–]LordVald -1 points0 points ago

I laughed MUCH, MUCH harder than I should have.

[–]howisthisnametaken -1 points0 points ago

now instead skid marks it will be a butt-pit stain

[–]joevaq71 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know why pic/captions like this make me laugh my ass off. I'm in tears.

[–]Speedlly -2 points-1 points ago

Can't stop laughing, too gud

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[–]lieabeautifullife 1 point2 points ago

Same here... I read it, clicked off.. I thought about it and then clicked back on it to re-read it... Laughs were then found!