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[–]Swag_Turtle 895 points896 points ago

This picture has been on my computer forever but finally makes sense.

http://imgur.com/qD764

[–]NotaMethAddict 319 points320 points ago

This is the one and only time that picture will ever be relevant. Embrace it.

[–]crisk21 182 points183 points ago

You underestimate the reposts.

[–]mr-bates 183 points184 points ago

You underestimate the reposts.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]leedorham 5 points6 points ago

TIL back when the Colorado Shooting happened, Christian Bale visited the victims.

[–]4_word_replies_only 15 points16 points ago

Two words: Tom Cruise

[–]bfogarty27 9 points10 points ago

I missed it the first three times luckily it was posted in r/celebritiesvisitinghospitals too

[–]Neo-Antique 34 points35 points ago

"what's wrong, Spidey-kun? could it be you're craiving my... mcnuggies?"

[–]The_Renegabe 9 points10 points ago

Well, I'm at a loss for words.

[–]discoinmypants 19 points20 points ago

I've had this forever and it always make sense. http://i.imgur.com/mGHCc.jpg

[–]SkullDump 1 point2 points ago

And this makes even more sense: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA

[–]Kurtagus -4 points-3 points ago

You sir, have made my day!

[–]captnsprinkles 151 points152 points ago

Relevant. Randomly sent this pic to my friend, turns out he made a soundboard of this kid.

http://snevesneve.com/kingcurtis/

[–]MsMikaylerz 16 points17 points ago

That laugh D:

[–]zf420 2 points3 points ago

Anyone have a vid clip of him laughing? My brain cannot comprehend that sound coming out of a human being.

[–]TheSecretNothingness 2 points3 points ago

[–]zf420 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that is terrible. Somehow I thought the video would help but damn that is ear-wrenching.

[–]LiLMaNSerG 6 points7 points ago

The first one I clicked......"and we hid some cooKIEEES". My life has now just become that more special. Thank you captn!

[–]LooseyMoosey 6 points7 points ago

Yes, best comment in this post by far. Thank you.

[–]hawkeale 1 point2 points ago

I'm only commenting so I will find this later. Also, that grunt.

[–]The_Companion 152 points153 points ago

This kid went bat shit crazy when they switched moms. She was a health nut and this kid almost ran away!

EDIT: I do believe later on in this episode the children at the other house aren't that smart either. One of the children even looks at the camera and screams, "I can't read!"

[–]Taliesintroll 142 points143 points ago

Him "almost" running makes sense, because I don't see him running anywhere at all really.

[–]knirefnel 41 points42 points ago

Can't stop laughing at this face

[–]GopherPorn 15 points16 points ago

"The fuck you just say 'bout my chicken nuggets?"

[–]bfogarty27 8 points9 points ago

I imagine there's a carrot on a string and he's just trying to figure out what the hell it is

[–]whiterungaurd 9 points10 points ago

It's a "Do you think this is a mother fucking game" face.

[–]Taliesintroll 39 points40 points ago

I admire his commitment and marvel at how he does actually seem far more mature than everyone commenting on youtube.

[–]x755x 29 points30 points ago

Maybe if you don't pay attention to the words he's saying and the things he's doing.

[–]Dallash717 43 points44 points ago

Let's put it this way: the way he handles himself is mature, but he is acting upon immature principles/ideas.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

Basically acting like a stupid adult.

[–]Zenodice 2 points3 points ago

how much you wanna bet that he gets his own show called King Curtis once he hits his 20s and is still acting the same way.

[–]iRaqTV 4 points5 points ago

All hail King Curtis!

[–]SelectaRx 2 points3 points ago

Pause, right click, select "Copy video URL at current time". TYL

[–]leontrotskitty 2 points3 points ago

Shit.

I tried to figure out how to do that but as you can see, never made it. Upon coming up with the solution that I could simply google it, it dawned on me that I am a lazy fuck and that reddit would have to settle for just the link.

Anyway, what I set out to say was thanks, I've always wondered how to do that. TIL.

[–]Panic-Attack 4 points5 points ago

This kid is a fucking boss.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

what's sad is i live around those kinds of people...

[–]GoldwaterAndTea 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, King Curtis' way of running away is to go over his grandma's house and spend the evening eating chicken nuggets.

[–]buckX 1 point2 points ago

A solid plan.

[–]Aquagoat 1 point2 points ago

Hilarious that he has his own tiny set of luggage though right?

[–]Tonytarium 17 points18 points ago

He's an outspoken little fucker isnt he?

[–]Paulus81 13 points14 points ago

Curtis returns from his grandma's house after eating chicken nuggets for 2 hours.

[–]LaughingCurtis 5 points6 points ago

HA HA HA AHA, i am dead from laughter. no spoiler on a house!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5DL8RyIbnI&t=11m56s

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

those fucking mouth breathers...

[–]EmperorSofa 2 points3 points ago

I like to pretend that at that moment everything just clicked in that kids head and he could suddenly string together letters in a way that's meaningful to him and he was just so excited that he had to tell somebody.

[–]OutRunMyGun 192 points193 points ago

Bacon is good for me.

[–]tacotaster 127 points128 points ago

She thinks she's the queen and we're the sorry people

[–]KaylaThePope 31 points32 points ago

I wrote a sticky note to Joy. It says: "I am not listning to your rules"

[–]ChastityPanda 33 points34 points ago

Ahm packin' mah bahgs!

[–]retrominge 17 points18 points ago

Joy Joy Joy Joy Joy

Bacon is good for me. Bacon is good for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA

[–]dcaking 1 point2 points ago

I am not lisning to your --- rules

FTFY

[–]LukaCola 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was "Story people"

Like, a fairy tale kinda thing.

[–]baik69 14 points15 points ago

I literally would have lost my shit if she was throwing bacon out in my house.

[–]saurebummer 26 points27 points ago

What does discarding bacon have to do with being unable to locate one's own feces?

[–]Daveyd325 1 point2 points ago

Definitely no cheese in a can.

[–]Erinchostyles 38 points39 points ago

"After a couple of hours at his grandmas house, eating chicken nuggets, King Curtis returns with a new attitude." Oh my god I love King Curtis.

[–]i_eats_farts 23 points24 points ago

To be fair, I like chicken nuggets better than a majority of my family.

[–]tubcat 12 points13 points ago

King Curtis is the hero we need, but we aren't ready yet. For now, Honey Boo Boo will remain free to wreak chaos.

[–]sastronautta 26 points27 points ago

[–]Eternity42Immensity 9 points10 points ago

Oh my god did a twelve-year-old edit that video?

[–]itsthematrixdood 4 points5 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIB0zkBYvB8&feature=youtube_gdata_player. Here is the full one. At least I think.

Edit: It's not the full episode. It's just "the best of" the fat child's story.

[–]SeveredBanana 6 points7 points ago

Oh God. That kid pisses me off at the same time as being funny. 4:35 sounded like it was straight from South Park

[–]CLR1971 43 points44 points ago

Killing more people than guns, drugs and beer combined.

[–]Crim91 93 points94 points ago

Don't you dare disrespect my god damn chicken nuggets.

[–]the_friendly_one 42 points43 points ago

Chill out. He/she was talking about the kid. He's obviously a cannibal.

[–]sawyoutobits 38 points39 points ago

The chicken nuggets IS his family.

[–]AgnesAndTheBear 3 points4 points ago

The chicken nuggets is his family.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 1 point2 points ago

The chicken nuggets is his family.

[–]Tentomb 8 points9 points ago

"She can't run in those little high heels."

[–]acfilm 6 points7 points ago

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

[–]Stonecutter 5 points6 points ago

What kind of prick eats their family?

[–]BIGLEX76 7 points8 points ago

He always reminded of a young Darrell Sheets from the show "Storage Wars"

[–]desenagrator 2 points3 points ago

Who the fuck doesn't like chicken nuggets?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

dey is goud fer mi.

[–]PaeroPwns 1 point2 points ago

Ther lik mah faymily

[–]FusionGel 3 points4 points ago

I'm surprised this asshat of a child didn't get a reality show on TLC. "You...will never...see this face...again."

[–]RangoTheArgonian 2 points3 points ago

You think you're the queen, and we're the sorry people!

[–]Tomical 2 points3 points ago

Says "King Curtis."

[–]TheCosmicWhale 11 points12 points ago

God dammit why is this so funny?

[–]ragvamuffin 2 points3 points ago

Has anyone got a link to the full episode?

[–]Hindsighted 2 points3 points ago

Is this Amir's younger brother?

[–]Sk8r115 2 points3 points ago

True. Nuggets have always been there for me

[–]mikent 2 points3 points ago

Not gonna lie, chicken strips are a lot better than nuggets.

[–]asdfman123 8 points9 points ago

Chicken nuggets is like my family: covered in fat.

[–]DELTATKG 4 points5 points ago

So... this kid eats his family?

[–]EXPLAINS-THE-OBVIOUS 7 points8 points ago

This kid has an amusingly strong preference for chicken nuggets

[–]BearSole 2 points3 points ago

God dammit. I don't want to live in North Carolina any more... Seriously guys, we're not all stupid, fat, car-smashing, gay-hating morons. Just most of us.

[–]pbevus 1 point2 points ago

The King is back

[–]dancepartycat 1 point2 points ago

King Curtis...

[–]td8219 1 point2 points ago

King Curtis....

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

King Curtis has made me laugh many a time.

[–]mshappy 1 point2 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one who watches wife swap >.>

[–]Jokkerb 1 point2 points ago

In all fairness, Zaxby's makes some pretty tasty chicken. Even if their restaurants do look like jewelry stores.

[–]CaseyTheGiant 1 point2 points ago

That's how I feel about porn

[–]TacoSundae69 1 point2 points ago

Kid's got more shit figured out at age 10 than most people in their 30s.

[–]Louiecat 1 point2 points ago

Say what you will about this kid, but he is very articulate for his age.

[–]dancesformoney 1 point2 points ago

This boy made child obesity funny again!

[–]TheModestProposal 1 point2 points ago

This little boy was a bad ass. The producers asked him if he was scared that the new mommy (a fashionista and health nut) would run after him when he ran away, and he responded with the thickest southern accent that Vanceboro could offer, "Well, she's gonna try and stop me, but she cain't run in those little high heels"

Skip to 2:25

[–]SalamanderOfDoom 1 point2 points ago

found the video where he says it (start at 0:15): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HQ0sfOCabg

[–]remondo 1 point2 points ago

Bacon's good for me!

[–]waterboy 1 point2 points ago

I could say the same thing about marijuana and masturbation.

[–]meangrampa 1 point2 points ago

Lukewarm bland and dry with a rubbery texture?

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

[–]flatlander00321 1 point2 points ago

Ah... King Curtis... proof that people should have to pass a test to be parents.

[–]stoversp 1 point2 points ago

Joy...I am comin' to da edge!!

[–]ilikeapples2 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro, I eat my family too. Pretty damn tasty.

[–]weinaynay 1 point2 points ago

i'm pretty sure this picture is as old as i am.

[–]WolfHaleyGolfWang 1 point2 points ago

[–]badwolfx 1 point2 points ago

forever alone level chicken nuggets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The most WTF thing about that picture to me, is the fact that they are wearing labcoats, latex gloves, probably hairnets and face masks, yet he is scooping that pink shit onto a piece of cardboard.

[–]Karamazov 1 point2 points ago

It's some sort of waxed cardboard which is safe for animal products. You see them a lot when transporting seafood.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 3 points4 points ago

[–]midnighttoker04 6 points7 points ago

"I'm not 'king Curtis'...I'm 'sad Curtis' sittin in a house".

[–]Tazmily228 4 points5 points ago

Man, what a fucking brat. That food she cooked looked pretty damn good, too.

[–]matthysen2 1 point2 points ago

I'm king curtis!!!

[–]nwsreddit 1 point2 points ago

He was about to make a kick-ass analogy about his chicken nugget family.

[–]armedwithturtles 0 points1 point ago

this kid knows whats up

[–]Toephurky 0 points1 point ago

I laughed, but then I got sad.

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 0 points1 point ago

I'm so ashamed to know this is from Wife Swap. God I have NO life.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

As a fat lonely person this is so true. For me it pizza though.

[–]echoes122 0 points1 point ago

Matt Damon?

[–]King_Ignatz 0 points1 point ago

A portrait of Amir Blumenfeld as a young man.

[–]budbuds 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video of this? I want to tell my girlfriend to get chicken nuggets before I get home

[–]jimmytap 0 points1 point ago

is that Wings Over?????

[–]JuniperJupiter 0 points1 point ago

Honey Boo Boo Chyle's older brother? D:

[–]samageddon 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, this never gets old. Though it's likely he won't either.

[–]funkbitch 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis!

[–]DumdumMmm 0 points1 point ago

What a horrible thing to compare to your family..... FOOD!

[–]NickenChuggets 0 points1 point ago

He loves me! He really loves me!!

[–]Tedddyninja20 0 points1 point ago

I have no words to describe my feelings towards this besides.... LOL

[–]nl_the_shadow 0 points1 point ago

Now his parents know why they occasionally get waken up from the feeling of someone sucking their toes.

[–]Mr_robasaurus 0 points1 point ago

WoWcendor did the most amazing voice over of this video, im so sad he removed it.

[–]heimdalsgate 0 points1 point ago

The bacon kid! She can't run in those lil' high heels.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I can see the resemblance. Can somebody do a paternity test on those nuggets?

[–]odderz 0 points1 point ago

Just spent ten minutes watching videos of this kid on YouTube. Honestly creeps me out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIB0zkBYvB8&feature=related

[–]dangeraardvark 0 points1 point ago

He should try them with some Franch.

[–]jaked409 0 points1 point ago

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

[–]Saynotorape 0 points1 point ago

[–]nas_nastynas 0 points1 point ago

Chicken nuggets. Not even once.

[–]FloppsyLad 0 points1 point ago

This looks like it should be another ''merica 'post

[–]WutsUp 0 points1 point ago

Dubstep remix of this kid called Chub wub chubby bub wub.

[–]timmehb 0 points1 point ago

Lets be honest - Chicken Nuggets are the tits

[–]scona 0 points1 point ago

Oh the south, how you don't make any sense.

[–]Freck187 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis! Bacon is good you

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Look everyone! A real life Bobby Hill!

[–]Ent_angled 0 points1 point ago

This was the best episode of wife swap.

[–]dmbrown41 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, in the top picture, he looks English.

[–]crapshot 0 points1 point ago

He needs his own show like Honey-Boo Boo Child

[–]Spiffay 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a chicken nugget

[–]aisner190 0 points1 point ago

So let me get this straight, he eats his family? And what about those fries, are they the in-laws or something?

[–]becca1115 0 points1 point ago

I love this country chicken nugget eating kid!

[–]NeonMe 0 points1 point ago

The kind of family that you eat.

[–]Solkre 0 points1 point ago

Those are chicken strips, this child's entire life is a lie!

[–]arrisonwondurland 0 points1 point ago

I say this almost everyday! It's early in the morning and I am excited to see this post. As I type my lack of sleep makes me forget why I was this excited when I began typing, but by god chicken nuggets.

[–]Kindern 0 points1 point ago

Bacon, Is good for me!

[–]Bkeeneme 0 points1 point ago

Ah, only in America would they sell this poor dumb ass kid up the river of perpetual stupidity to increase viewership in an effort to attract the dollars of the people who sell the nuggets in the first place.

[–]cowpower 0 points1 point ago

goddammit now im hungry

[–]JayBird30 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis!

[–]Mconway5476 0 points1 point ago

'MERICUH!

[–]Sovrage 0 points1 point ago

MMM....

I'm proud to be an American.

[–]schokobananen 0 points1 point ago

All Hail King Curtis!

[–]GayestBitch 0 points1 point ago

I love that kid.

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 0 points1 point ago

How about we get rid of this show, and bring back Whose Line Is It Anyway? pushitsomewhereelsepatrick.jpg

[–]aqualung09 0 points1 point ago

In his defense, chicken nuggets are pretty awesome.

[–]c9silver 0 points1 point ago

I feel terrible for all children whose parents put them on TV. Kids say stupid shit.. thats what they do, they're kids. Why would you agree to put your child on TV, only for him/her to look back a few years later, feel like a retard, and blame you for publicly embarrassing him/her?

[–]OldMateJesus 0 points1 point ago

Bitches don't know about his diabetus.

[–]traww98 0 points1 point ago

Does he have any disorder or something?

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

The parents pumped his ego so much.

[–]flashnuke 0 points1 point ago

Too bad those are chicken tenders he is eating and not nuggets.

[–]TangoOscarDD 0 points1 point ago

And bacon is good for me.

[–]Karma-monopoly 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck

[–]baconisgoodforme 0 points1 point ago

Chicken nuggets is good for me.

[–]DavidLeeGoth 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis is a poon hound.

[–]HailToTheKing 0 points1 point ago

Real life Ralph Wiggum.

[–]suppjv 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis!

[–]monkey_chakra 0 points1 point ago

In 2009 my BF and I were in Seattle for Bumbershoot and were listening to a random radio station where they were doing a talk show called "Too Beautiful To Live" (TBTL). They started talking about this Wife Swap show and how funny this kid was. They were playing the clips, and they were funny, but it was the hosts making fun of it that had us laughing so hard that we had to pull over.

Here's the podcast of that TBTL episode, for anyone interested. The relevant stuff starts at 23:32.

TL;DR: Lil' Bacon Tiny Suitcase.

[–]constipationnow 0 points1 point ago

this guy has got [MY NICKNAME]

[–]Norkon 0 points1 point ago

I'll tell you what, bacon is good for me

[–]deans_burritos 0 points1 point ago

[–]brandonay226 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis

[–]1rv 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard an American that sounds so much like they're from the East End of London.

Particularly here - he sounds like he should be selling fruit at the market, 2 pahnd a pahhhnd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERENCqOHJCA&t=2m03s

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

..and thats where the American stereotypes come from

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

He should be fed to the slaves that exist to keep him fat and stupid.

[–]betss 0 points1 point ago

King Curtis!

[–]curtiskingftw 0 points1 point ago

Hey I'm famous!

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a kid I graduated high school with (his name is Matt). Junior year, his best friend (Cody) and I got super close (brother and sister kind of relationship). We were sitting at the lunch table talking, when Matt dropped his chicken nugget. Matt hopped up and chased his rolling chicken nugget until it stopped. At this point, it had been on the floor for a while. He dumped a shit ton of ranch dressing on it and ate it. Cody and I still laugh about it. Might I add, Matt is a heavy guy. Just picture a fat kid chasing a chicken nugget across the floor.

[–]mikejac 0 points1 point ago

This kid gets it.

[–]gauerpower 0 points1 point ago

Forever Alone Level: Chicken Nuggets.

[–]knakken 0 points1 point ago

ALL HAIL KING CURTIS

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

I eat my family too.

[–]iDuckie 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad I'm not alone in my Wife Swap viewing. <3

[–]shaun413 0 points1 point ago

Bacon is good for me!!

[–]ameerkat1 0 points1 point ago

CHICKEN DIPPERSSSS!!!!!