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Iron Maid (imgur.com)

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[–]mrpetrolbomb 135 points136 points ago

It's miss Nesbit from toy story!

[–]Hector_Ceromus 59 points60 points ago

Don't you get it!? You see the beard!? I am MISTER NESBITT!

[–]sawyoutobits 9 points10 points ago

Are you saying women cannot have beards?

[–]gamblingbeat 1 point2 points ago

It depends on who it is who has the beard.

[–]mitchij2004 4 points5 points ago

It still blows my fucking mind that he let it get that bad.

[–]Fraymond 9 points10 points ago

It's his laugh after that always gets me.

[–]SuperTazerBro 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for providing me with 30 straight minutes of entertainment.

[–]ivillalobos11 4 points5 points ago

YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING!!

YEARS DAMMNIT YEARS!

[–]EMP826 0 points1 point ago

damn you all to hell, you beat me to it...

[–]T_Jefferson 9 points10 points ago

One minute you're defending the whole galaxy and suddenly you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

[–]Joker99352 0 points1 point ago

That's the very first thought I had. Great minds, amirite?

[–]ULTRADETH 41 points42 points ago

en. \m/

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 8 points9 points ago

Saw them last month, Dickinson is a fucking god.

[–]ULTRADETH 5 points6 points ago

I saw them just over a week ago. Amazing experience.

[–]Annihilia 2 points3 points ago

I echo these sentiments. Up the Irons.

[–]kentpilot 2 points3 points ago

Where did you see them, I saw them on the FC trip in Philly and then the next night in DC then I went to see them in Detroit!

[–]HornyTerminator 0 points1 point ago

Also saw them at DTE, fucking amazing show.

[–]kentpilot 1 point2 points ago

DTE didn't even get all the Eddies I was still impressed.

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 0 points1 point ago

Atlanta show checking in. They put on one hell of a show, hopefully they won't skip us for20 years again.

[–]kentpilot 0 points1 point ago

They were in florida for two shows in 2011? Also they did an entire USA tour in 2010?

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 0 points1 point ago

"Us" in this context meaning Atlanta

[–]kentpilot 0 points1 point ago

Just travel man it's totally worth! Was it your first show.

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 0 points1 point ago

Nah, caught 'em in Ohio in '06 and NJ in '09. I enjoyed road-trippin it up there, but there's something about running into old friends you haven't seen in years because IRON FUCKING MAIDEN is playing a show in your home town.

[–]kentpilot 0 points1 point ago

They didn't play Ohio in 2006? Only 2003 and 2008 and 2010? Also they didn't play New Jersey in 2009 only florida in 2009? I'm confused.

[–]ButtFuckSlutsGoNuts 0 points1 point ago

I was off by a year on both. Time keeps on slippin, slippin slippin into the futaaaaaahhhh.

The Ohio show was actually 2005, shortly before they left Ozzfest. Sabbath had cancelled that day because Ozzy didn't feel good, and Bruce gave an on stage rant about how reality television was destroying heavy metal and made some comment about Sharon being a bad person. New Jersey was 2008 at the PNC performing arts center.

[–]femaiden 2 points3 points ago

Iron Maiden, Gonna Get You... and You... and You...Iron Maiden's gonna get ALL OF YOU!!!

[–]dnbVice 62 points63 points ago

whoa, action figures are really detailed nowadays

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 35 points36 points ago

Here's the website of the company that makes the Iron man toy in OPs post, as well as many others. All of their toys are ridiculously detailed.

[–]Meowkit 16 points17 points ago

ridiculously detailed

I thought you were exaggerating. These things are like all hand done. Can't find a price all it says is Release Q2-4 2012.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 5 points6 points ago

Yeah that's an issue for me as well. I'd really like to purchase some of the figures, but I can't figure out how much it'll cost me or even how to buy one.

[–]Jon76 8 points9 points ago

They sell them at several online figure vendors. They usually go for $250-$300.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 4 points5 points ago

Damn, I expected them to be pricey, but that's pretty high for an action figure. Still probably going to save up for one.

[–]Jumin 2 points3 points ago

They look pretty awesome. I know some hobbyist friends who would enjoy them. Pricy stuff.

I managed to find some on Amazon, but it appears the other merchandise may have to be purchased locally since they have limited locations from their Flagship store section.

[–]So_Appalled 1 point2 points ago

if you are thinking of buying hot toys action figures, expect the prices ranging above $150 and some even hitting $400 depending on the item

EDIT: If anyone by any chance lives near the Toronto or Markham area, I recommend you check out Toys², they have an online store too if ur international or US

[–]ricericebaby123 1 point2 points ago

http://www.darkfigures.com/hottoacfihot.html

[–]SillyIncantations 1 point2 points ago

I ended up finding the main website that has prices in yen, but still can't find where you can actually BUY them. :/

[–]AmantisAsoko 4 points5 points ago

Are these...anatomically correct? Because that jacket definitely comes off

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

I...interesting question.

[–]onemoreclick 3 points4 points ago

'Ridiculously detailed' is an understatement.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I'm furiously restraining myself from masturbating until I can get my hands on their Loki action figure.

[–]SynthPrax 1 point2 points ago

Their site doesn't make sense. I couldn't find any information on how to buy anything.

[–]dn00 1 point2 points ago

I totally thought the face was photoshopped at first...

[–]The_Bravinator 0 points1 point ago

How many would you own if you were Robert Downey Jr.? I'm guessing many.

[–]humorlessdonkey 25 points26 points ago

my thoughts

[–]Camphash 2 points3 points ago

That just sparked so much memory in my brain!

[–]StevenCasteel 1 point2 points ago

!!! The Utah Teapot! I was wondering where they used it in Toy Story.

[–]ibbyq 16 points17 points ago

strangely still hot.

[–]SynthPrax 7 points8 points ago

Whew! Halleluiah! I'm not the only one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I remember this pic of Mike Row (thanks to /u/NotWithThatAttitude in the comments below) made it's way to the front page of reddit a while back.

Lot of women responded to how hot it was, kinda curious as to why.

[–]kallebumkvist 1 point2 points ago

Very Relevant

[–]jbond66 13 points14 points ago

The expression on his face is quite unnerving.

[–]TheSkoomaCat 14 points15 points ago

That is the face of a man who has been stripped of all dignity.

[–]wandahickey 9 points10 points ago

I see it more like he is 100% committed to the character.

[–]theodrixx 4 points5 points ago

He's a dude disguised as a dude disguised as another dude.

[–]Hy-phen 0 points1 point ago

The dudes are emerging.

[–]spacekadette 8 points9 points ago

9/10 would bang.

[–]eegit -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah but 9/10 people like gang rape, it doesn't make it right.

[–]Abomination822 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe they have action figures that actually look like the people now. I'm only 22 but when I had shit like that it seldom looked like the person represented

[–]Sleeping_on_the_job 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was going to be the mega maid from Spaceballs

[–]hamblore 2 points3 points ago

Nice, thought they said Iron Maiden

[–]n0t_5hure 2 points3 points ago

it was definitely a missed opportunity to NOT label this post "Iron Maiden".

[–]BitKid4 2 points3 points ago

I, am Mrs., Nesbit!

[–]HetfieldJ 4 points5 points ago

Boobs and not beard would be great.

[–]FoolsPower 8 points9 points ago

I've never heard of not beards before.

[–]dingobiscuits 8 points9 points ago

really? most women have them. they're like neckbeards, only not.

[–]duchey 2 points3 points ago

Not really WTF worthy but still funny!

[–]thisistheperfectname 4 points5 points ago

Clicked this for the sole reason that it was two letters off from Iron Madien.

OP, you clever bitch.

[–]Allaun 1 point2 points ago

You know, it's rare that a guy can pull this look off. It works really ****ing well on him. Like, holy shit, How is he coming with this accessory set.

[–]narelie 1 point2 points ago

For me, the more WTF was looking up this figure and seeing the price: http://www.amazon.com/Masterpiece-Limited-Edition-Collectible-Version/dp/B0030BEAWU/ref=pd_sim_sbs_t_3

/heartattack

(Edit: yes, not the EXACT same one, but that was what I could find)

[–]HappyViet 1 point2 points ago

Scary how much detail they've put into sculpting his face.

[–]Morningxafter 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Seredoff 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else hear "6-6-6 the Number of the Beast" and three bad-ass guitars wailing when they see that picture?

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 1 point2 points ago

Kinda like Mike Rowe

Some men can even make frilly aprons look goddamn sexy.

[–]D4v13l 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is this slightly arousing?

[–]Slintbob 1 point2 points ago

He needs more lemon pledge

[–]isthis1taken 1 point2 points ago

Way too awesome to be WTF and so damn realistic, impressive.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'll order as many as you have.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I would like to know where I could buy a Tony Stark action figure.

[–]LiamDC 0 points1 point ago

huh.

[–]greyrainbow 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at that

[–]nutmeg33 0 points1 point ago

I want one.

[–]-Trey_Smith- 0 points1 point ago

Do I spy a dildo shaped trophy? My God, what have I missed?!

[–]LouDMont 0 points1 point ago

I expected a heavy metal housekeeper.

[–]sco360 0 points1 point ago

-en. \m/

[–]zoidberg005 0 points1 point ago

CAN... NOT... UNSEE! AAAAAAHHHH

[–]QuidditchKid793 0 points1 point ago

Sweetie, I, erm, need to keep this in my top drawer.....for science

[–]chemikalien 0 points1 point ago

This strongly appeals to my desire to see Robert Downey Jr in dresses.

[–]Zigballistic 0 points1 point ago

Thats motherfucking heresy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

up the maid from Canada?

[–]wentworththegreat 0 points1 point ago

i read it as iron maiden

[–]Anuptaphobia 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought of this? http://www.designboom.com/history/female_robots/41.jpg

[–]L-Buscus 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be an iron maiden reference

[–]nurdboy42 0 points1 point ago

Uh-oh, Tony's drunk again

[–]DigItBaby8 0 points1 point ago

Totally reminds me of buzz lightyears mental breakdown in toy story

[–]LayF 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who knows how to use photshop going to make a re of Iron Maiden? This toy dressed as iron maiden?

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

Knowing Robert Downey Junior, even in doll form, this isn't at all out of place.

[–]agentid36 0 points1 point ago

those dead eyes. there's so much veiled pain there.

[–]yintenD 0 points1 point ago

Sideshowtoy.com is the main american distributor of Hot Toys action figures. The figures usually go up for pre order about 6-8 months before they are released, some times even longer. They sell out pretty fast as well.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

I AM MRS. NESBIT!

[–]AmBiguous_man 0 points1 point ago

Awkward boner.

[–]thehole666 0 points1 point ago

en Iron Maid-en

[–]Avaisraging439 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice and cute girl in the background?

[–]fifteen_two 0 points1 point ago

Was totally expecting a screen shot from Space Balls.

[–]serioush 0 points1 point ago

That is a crazy well made RDJ face.

[–]DumdumMmm 0 points1 point ago

OMG!!!!! I want to ask Robert how he feels about this toy.

[–]Snarfbuckle 0 points1 point ago

This movie must be made.

[–]inferior-raven 0 points1 point ago

Dammit Deadpool. Just had to get your yuks in on Mr. Stark, didn't you?

[–]joeknowswhoiam 0 points1 point ago

She will always stay the only Iron Maid in my book.

[–]proxy47 0 points1 point ago

Nice, thought they said Iron Maiden.

[–]ninjaneer76 0 points1 point ago

Iron man has become......MEGA MAID!

[–]FleetingExpletive 0 points1 point ago

I have the weirdest ladyboner right now....

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[–]CoyoteStark -1 points0 points ago

da fuq

[–]NMG-_- -1 points0 points ago

At first when i read the title i thought it was going to be Consuela from family guy in an iron man suit

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